NationStates Jolt Archive

After running the current description of my nation through Babel Fish,
( http://world.altavista.com/ ) English to Korean and back again;

it went from this:

The Nomadic Peoples of Random Weirdness
"Literally Governed by a Roll of the Dice!"


UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Below Average


Location: The Mandelbrot Universe.

The Nomadic Peoples of Random Weirdness is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 368 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 96%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Random Weirdness's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of educational achievement, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Weirdness's national animal is the invisible pink unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ice cube.

Random Weirdness is ranked 2nd in the region and 108,187th in the world for Most Cultured.
To THIS:

The random strange is nomadic person
"by the list of the matrix governed with letter! "

U.N. type: The moderate green onion democracy where does not become the sun.
Citizenship: What kind of.

Economy: It is strong quite.

Political freedom: In lower part of average. Location:

Mandelbrot outer space. The random strange is nomadic person enormous is it of medicine law hyu the hazard which will become tender is remarkable in environment and the nation which it faints. In order to consume in point, it stubbornness of 368000000 is strong, to the population which is diligent some citizenship, but freedom, but in their moneys and Manh plentifully, it enjoys too much is not and too much it will like and and it participates the inside electing, too much there is at any time.

If direction and religion & the divine nature is secondary priority, the nothing smallness absent government stops and it is difficult, to talk to the place where the remainder of the society is started it is important but in law, & order relation. The even import tariff is 96%. Decease but the private sector which is healthy is governed by eight manufacturing industries.

The education system which is random and strange world-wide envy being many and the education achievement which it regards it is small and ppyo it is with Jog tower, the tourist comes, in order to visit the f five r crooked ts which is the country the noble and wise r Oh a hazard international reputation to the nation compassion there is, the government wants inside the office and this case air of who hazard to vote it is free. The crime which is young relationship -- is special and -- all a progress social policy inside the thanks department of pedagogy material in the police strength which spreads out it is it is unknown with the total. The national animal which is random and strange the nation freely will come off inside the forest which is many silent will make a noise and the pink color which is not visible is Ij five rn, it currency ice queue pu and.

It is random and strange it cultivates inside the hazard world endurance and it evaluated it is 2nd inside 108,187th.

Although given the nature of my nation, the re-translated version would be a better description! LOL!! :cool:

WTF covers it

WTF covers it

i agree,and would like to add why the funk? :confused:

English Original:

The Biological Fanaticists of Jenrak
"Kill the mind, free the soul."

UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare Economy:
Frightening Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Location: The region of funny guys

The Biological Fanaticists of Jenrak is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.793 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jenrak's national animal is the Ocelot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dollar.

Jenrak is ranked 17th in the region and 105,583rd in the world for Most Cultured.

Translated to Korean

English Now:

The Jenrak "kills the biology Fanaticists mind, the soul which it liberates." U.N. type: Corporation police state citizenship: The economy which is rare: Horrible political freedom: The location which it forbids: Fun the biology Fanaticists of endurance Jenrak of the guy who is it punishment income tax rate hazard powerful the vast quantity which is prominent, it is a nation where economically is. It stubbornness of 1793100000000 is strong, diligent, the Cynics population intelligence by the Communist dictatorship government which press the troublesome army song which is not in the board of the fortune 500 company of the thing which it negates is governed in recommending reluctantly. The big enterprise goes, the poor and the unemployed person and being up of law it sacrifices in order to get the government profit which increases continuously their public finance blowing it uses. Nothing smallness absence of the society, it negated, it is difficult to talk to the place where the morality, occupation enterprise government standstill and remainder are started but the competing demand of law acrobatics & an order, a direction, and commerce by. The even import tariff is 100%. The power plant of private sector uranium mining and vehicle make, and by information technical industry becomes the map. The some citizen test regarding the scientist to kidnap the hazard their pet it complained, the army shirt ninjas to be afraid is one assassin inside enduring, the employer period dismisses the worker without not to know a what kind of reason, all, ' it is widely regarded as the thing beverage which it holds in mountain Doobie' national mind. The crime which is young relationship -- is special and it is unknown with -- totals, all it thanks in the police strength which spreads out. The Jenrak's the national animal is in the extermination of a stock where the expiration of time becomes in sharp deforestation and to do a Ocelot which does seesaw playing it is, it currency the dollar and. The Jenrak cultivates inside the hazard world endurance and evaluated is 17th inside 105,583rd.

Reminds me of an episode of "News Radio" where the radio station's owner had his autobiography translated to Japanese. It became a best seller in Japan, so he had it re-translated to English and tried to publish it here. It ended up with lines in it like "Super karate monkey death car." and "his donkey-strong loins"

English Now:

The Jenrak "kills the biology Fanaticists mind, the soul which it liberates." U.N. type: Corporation police state citizenship: The economy which is rare: Horrible political freedom: The location which it forbids: Fun the biology Fanaticists of endurance Jenrak of the guy who is it punishment income tax rate hazard powerful the vast quantity which is prominent, it is a nation where economically is. It stubbornness of 1793100000000 is strong, diligent, the Cynics population intelligence by the Communist dictatorship government which press the troublesome army song which is not in the board of the fortune 500 company of the thing which it negates is governed in recommending reluctantly.

You have to wonder about that "Troublesome army song". I'm glad it's not on the board of the fortune 500 company.

The big enterprise goes, the poor and the unemployed person and being up of law it sacrifices in order to get the government profit which increases continuously their public finance blowing it uses.

I think most governments are blowing it these days. :)

Nothing smallness absence of the society, it negated, it is difficult to talk to the place where the morality, occupation enterprise government standstill and remainder are started but the competing demand of law acrobatics & an order, a direction, and commerce by.

I'm jealous, you have a gov't department of acrobatics.. :confused:

The even import tariff is 100%. The power plant of private sector uranium mining and vehicle make, and by information technical industry becomes the map. The some citizen test regarding the scientist to kidnap the hazard their pet it complained, the army shirt ninjas to be afraid is one assassin inside enduring, the employer period dismisses the worker without not to know a what kind of reason, all, ' it is widely regarded as the thing beverage which it holds in mountain Doobie' national mind. The crime which is young relationship -- is special and it is unknown with -- totals, all it thanks in the police strength which spreads out. The Jenrak's the national animal is in the extermination of a stock where the expiration of time becomes in sharp deforestation and to do a Ocelot which does seesaw playing it is, it currency the dollar and. The Jenrak cultivates inside the hazard world endurance and evaluated is 17th inside 105,583rd.[/QUOTE]

That's some national animal you got there... And I'd keep an eye on that Ocelot which does seesaw playing. Those are quite dangerous to national security. :eek:

won't fucking work for me

What kind of a person gets an idea like this? Really?

To dutch.

To french.

To greek.

To english.

End result:
Any type a person does acquire - a idea despite this? Effective?

Why wouldn´t this work, it is only simple words in a very well known language?

To korean and back.

Result:
Why this, all it is it quite well Iss only to sleep the word which is simple it did inside the language which is it did not do?

This is fun!

Or should I say:
This there will be fun! (to russian and back)

People republic of Marxism sleeping rhetoric

I typed in The People's Republic of Marxist Rhetoric. i don't know where sleeping came from. I'm going to put in an engrish statemnt and see how it will come out.

Great adventure awaiting you destiny of friends with many cute animals blocking way in your path

Produced:

Will be extensive and it closes a method inside the company one venture your course which it waits and in the animal which is lovable fate of the friend

All your base are belong to us

Produces

All your foundation belongs in us and

That is officially my new catch phrase!

Somebody set up us the bomb

Produces

The troublesome army song the bomb established us

I love this!

This one's great too.

Communists suck

Produces

The communist is the n which it will suck

From:

The Anti Earth-United Government of Super-power
"The power of Turn A compels you!"

UN Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb Economy:
Strong Political Freedoms:
Superb
Location: libertarian

The Anti Earth-United Government of Super-power is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.232 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A large private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.

All tariffs have been abolished, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Super-power's national animal is the Dr Minovsky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Minovsky Mega Particle.

To:
His Counter-Earth United the Superpower Government
"Turn of A strength to force your!"
United Nations category: Anarchy
Civil rights: Grand
Economy: Strong
Politics Free: Grand
Place: The free will

Discussing Superpower Counter-Earth Unites the Government is giant, in the society progresses the country, remarkably for its barren, not hospitable scenery. It is tenacious, assiduous, the intelligent population 123.2 million lives in the permanent frightened condition, caused the order rise as a social order complete breakdown through to ride the bicycle the person gang.

Small, approved business government plays the vaudeville defense competition the request, the legal & order, with education. The income tax is has not been heard. Greatly operates privately the department to lead by the information technology industry, follows by Arms Manufacturing and based on the beef agriculture.

All customs duties were abolished, the truth frequently is unable to tell said since childhood in the evening news, the alarmingly racist television demonstrated ' Bigtopians says the Darndest matter is the hit, and the citizen is permitted or the whereabouts according to they the merit. The crime is relatively reduces, because is very good the police which subsidizes. The superpower national animal is Dr Minovsky, limp walks the edge which becomes extinct because generally fells the forest, and its currency is a Minovsky trillion particle.

lol...makes slightly more sense than mine tho.

where would you get this babel-fish, i want to try this on my nation

My Absurd Nation in English:

The Disturbing Sound of The Downmarching Void

"Godot Has Arrived! And Boy IS He Pissed!"


UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Some

Location: Rlyeh Cthulu
The Disturbing Sound of The Downmarching Void is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 735 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Organ donation is compulsory, the government spends millions of Cthonic Drachmas every year prosecuting spammers, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Downmarching Void's national animal is the Absurdist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Cthonic Drachma.

The Downmarching Void is ranked 1st in the region and 94,451st in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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My Absurd Nation transalted from English to Japanese and back into Engrish:


Sound of disturbance of the space

"Godot of Downmarching arrived! And the boy was gotten angry him who is! "


The United Nations section: Human rights of Inoffensive Centrist democracy:
Under average economy: Very strong political freedom:
Several position: Rlyeh Cthulu


Bbeing enormous it is considerable because of income tariff of sound punishment of disturbance of the space of Downmarching, is pious nation. The human rights which, 735,000,000 that are steady in order to use in the point, is diligent population, it is not, many enjoy and to the election which was opened, even excessively and freedom but the freedom which the money is liked, join, excessively it is frequently, but. Remainder of society stops, the demand where law competes and order, defense, and education starts, but it is difficult as it is called in somewhere omnipresent government cheats. Tariff of average income is 100%. Suitable people are controlled by the production industry of the arm. The internal organs offers are mandatory, government uses spammers where all years do the drachma of Cthonic of some 1000000, as for the citizen enjoying recent large oral tax ardently, as for bicyclists it is prohibited from the principal road. Crime entire is the progressive social policy of unknown, and education and welfare with favor of the police who spreads entirely. The Downmarching invalid national animal plays freely with many green rich forests of nation, the currency is Absurdist which is the drachma of Cthonic. The space of Downmarching area of the world for the largest cheese export sector and the ranking of 94,451st is 1st it is attached.


I think new official language of my Nation shall henceforth be EngRish.

My puppet the Protecorate of Ehrlichites became this in engrish english>italian>french>english.

The brothels of operation of government they can be found on each angle of, the guns are defended, the religious entry has the food of the veto on the initiatives of salute and the industry of insurance is proscribed. The crime is completely ignored, thank you with the force very dominant for the police force. The national animal del Ehrlichites is the hugger dell' arbor, which frolics liberamente in much of forests lush della nation and the relative currency is the request.

The Imperial Republic of Dragons Bay
UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: Hong Kong

The Imperial Republic of Dragons Bay is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.034 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
The Golden Dragon is a protected species, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the government is reigning in public spending, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragons Bay's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dragons Tael.
Dragons Bay is ranked 9th in the region and 112,897th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.


English -> Chinese Traditional -> English

Dragon bay imperial family republic

United Nations category: Scandinavia liberal heaven

civil rights: Grand

economy: Frightens

politics freely: Outstanding

place: Hong Kong

The dragon bay imperial family republic is giant, in economy powerful country, remarkably for its penalty income tax rate. Its mercy, the intelligent population 4.0340 hundred million enjoys the widespread civil rights and enjoys the social equality the level from which usually follows government corruption to extricate. It is difficult to tell where to be omnipresent, takes social the government to stop and the surplus society starting, but it plays the vaudeville education, the environment, with social security competition request. The average income tax rate is 72%, with is high is wealthy. Operates privately the department strongman by book being published industry control. Golden Huanglong is the type which protects, the alarmingly racist television was demonstrated ' Bigtopians says the Darndest matter is the hit, the government rules in the government pays wages, and the appropriate position industry catered to the S&M warmth to appear. The crime is completely unknown, because all fills the air police and progress society policy in education and welfare. The dragon bay national animal is golden Huanglong, freely plays in the national many lush forest, and its currency is dragon Tael. The dragon bay is arranged 9th exports in this region and 112,897th in the world for the biggest cheese the sector.

It's not that bad!!

From this-

The Mercenary State of Nation of Fortune is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.729 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 84%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Military service is compulsory, Nation of Fortune's army is full of 2 metre tall super-soldiers, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nation of Fortune's national animal is the cougar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Euro.


To this-

The person nation which the nation of fortune is hired it compulsory military service hazard it is a nation where safe the vast quantity which is remarkable, is. It stubbornness of 1729100000000 will be strong, diligent, the Cynics population comfort life of hazard their oneself clock will live the troublesome army song will slide but attention to respect and the most part which presents freedom by the favor dictator is governed in the populace.

Nothing smallness absence, the government which it negates stops and it is difficult to talk to the place where the remainder of the society is started but the competing demand of direction acrobatics, law & an order, and the public transport by. The even import tariff is 84%. The power plant of private sector is governed by eight manufacturing industries.

12 things are drafted like military service national 2 meter height of compulsion and the fortune army the big highest military personnel the young children, are sufficient by military force and they are, the nation does by an union shock everyday Hwang phyey. The crime which is young relationship -- is special and it is unknown with -- totals, all it thanks in the police strength which spreads out. The nation of the fortune national animal seesaw playing is in the extermination of a stock where the expiration of time becomes in sharp deforestation and to do it does and phyu it is a E, it currency Europe and.

The Armed State of New Fubaria is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.535 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, New Fubaria's army is full of 2 metre tall super-soldiers, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. New Fubaria's national animal is the hirsute beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Nogovan Union Dollar.

New Fubaria is ranked 8th in the region and 7,347th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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Armed the state of new Fubaria is a massive, safe nation, remarkably for its devotion to social well-being. To be hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population 3,535 billion are loved under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the GDP of the nation and to individual citizens as "human resources."

refers it is difficult tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic stop government and the rest of the society start, but it juggles with the competitive requirements of defence, law & order, and health care. The average income tax tariff is 100%, a strength call centre of a sector private is predominated by the my construction of uranium.

The employers can put workers in fire without giving only reason, are the army of new Fubaria entirely of 2 meters long super soldiers, the citizens to be regularly arrested in range for ' dawdling ', and military spending affected recently a new altitude. Especially youth-related the crime -- -- is totally unknown, thanks to all-penetrating the politiekracht. The national animal of new Fubaria is the hirsute beaver, which the wipplanken on the edge of to die out is to attribute to widespread deforestation, and currency the dollar of the Union Nogovan is.

New Fubaria are eighth classified in the area and 7,347th in the world for the largest sector of the export of the cheese.

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English to Dutch, and back again. Not too bad, but this is my favourite bit:

The employers can put workers in fire without giving only reasonOuch! :p

Jennifer Government: NationStates is a nation simulation game. You create your own country, fashioned after your own ideals, and care for its people. Either that or you deliberately torture them. It's really up to you.

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A few too many translations :D

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English to Dutch, and back again. Not too bad, but this is my favourite bit:

The employers can put workers in fire without giving only reason

Ouch! :p

Don't employers do that anyway? :headbang:

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English-Japanese-English-Korean-English

Went from:

The Oppressed Peoples of The Bear Empire
"Keep it FURRY!"


UN Category: Civil Rights Lovefest.
Civil Rights: World Benchmark.
Economy: Basket Case.
Political Freedoms: Superb.

Location: The Exodus.

The Oppressed Peoples of The Bear Empire is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 423 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Bear Empire's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bear hug.

The Bear Empire is ranked 31st in the region and 13,866th in the world for Most Politically Free Nations.

To this weird thing:

In person place? ? "It the empire which it maintains in this fur covered and it pressed,! "

International association profile: Human rights Lovefest.
Human rights: Standard of the world.
Economy: Unstable state.
Political freedom: It is gorgeous.

Location: Departure.

In person place? ? The empire when under enormous it it surprises consecutively because of insufficiency, the prison is complete, the progress nation which socially is. With the rich man it is deep, the population the citizen political right which is valuable doubt of the enterprise which floated the fact that it will connect quite and mercy of power of 423,000,000 it changes the fact that it sees but with and.

The education, environment, and the social welfare start remainder of the society, demand stop in the place which competes, that way it calls inside the possibility but U tin deceiving nothing smallness with absence the government which is broad-minded it is difficult. 100% in tariff of even income is. The enterprise it is complete almost and from graduate 14 years ley you whom it drives tu, market connecting, the government see the person in report, but this is wheat n.

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National animal? ? The empire playing nation of free Rob, many green it is a currency foil in the forest which floated? To it, multi white Ul who is hold cheap? ?

The free nation the hazard world and the empire area of 13,866th ranking are to 31 administrations who are attached.

I have no idea where the mud and crocodiles came from...????? And floating forests? Wow.. Someone turn on the gravity generators please!! :eek:

I see a MASSIVE new front in communications nuance here on NS, possibly - both in name and in commerce. Neato.

Maybe certain political posters would make more sense. ;)

Eglish-Japanese-English-Korean-English

The Holy Empire of Hewlitt Pakardd

"Buy our products to save your souls, you heathen slime!"


UN Category: Corporate Police State.
Civil Rights: Few.
Economy: Frightening.
Political Freedoms: Rare.

Location: The Mandelbrot Universe.
The Holy Empire of Hewlitt Pakardd is a huge, devout nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 459 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Hewlitt Pakardd's national animal is the employee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the human soul.

Hewlitt Pakardd is ranked 1st in the region and 3,459th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.

became:

It rescued your mind our product adhesion of purchase of new star one empire
"HewlittPakardd to respect, them of paganism!"

International association profile: Police state of group.
Human rights: Enemy sheep. :sniper:
Economy: Surprise.
Political freedom: It was rare.

Location: Outer space of Mandelbrot.

The HewlittPakarddb Oh rr Un ness the new star one empire because of view is unkind, it, when the nation which is pious is it surprises. 459,000,000 inside the board of the fortunate 500 questionable matter companies of illegality intelligence does in the government of the dictatorship system which presses the troublesome army song which is not and cyess by an altitude, that it is steady, was diligent, the population which it pokes fun at to control.

The big enterprise sleeps poorly with sacrifice and with the person who becomes workless gets the advantage of the government which always increases hazard aerial accounting it is hard goes to the legal use blow. In the place law and order, direction and the Faintly! grudge commerce sesame and the total the demand which competes, illegality, the occupation enterprise government or silence it is from thing that place it is thin. The income tax is not listening possibly. The personal power plant by eight enterprises as information technique which it gets up and the uranium mine, become the map.

Regarding the aerial mast area which is important the supervision camera of police, by a portable shedding of blood transformation the thing in reason reason and the angle it tries and all it becomes the cause which it gets up period regarding the employer without inside the country, it is built? Each door which the salesman lets to take off the worker by the civil militia unit is frequent and ' it hits. It is young crime -- where there is relationship to be special it controls, in favor of the police who spreads out with -- whole in the good lower part. The deforestation which shakes inside edge of this extermination which spreads out the national animal of hazard HewlittPakardd mind of the currency human being is the staff.

Economy of the completion length which is quick and 3,459th ranking my it it is attached the HewlittPakardd area of the hazard world..

Well, English->Spanish->English is pretty entertaining too:

The empire of the Granuja of the dishonorable foam
"we are dishonorable foam"
Category of the O.N.U: The Corporative State Of The Police
The Civil Rights Of: A Certain
Economy: Frightful
Political Freedoms: Prohibited
Location: Hell

the empire of the Granuja of the dishonorable foam is a massive nation, economically long-range, remarkable for its complete absence of the social attendance. Its hard-smelled population, worker, cynical of 1,516 billion are governed with a fist of the iron by the corrupt one, the government of the dictatorship, that presses any person who is not in the board of a company of fortune 500. The great corporations tend to be on the law, and use their financial blow to gain greater advantages every time from the government to expenses of the poor men and the unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; nevertheless, a community-concerned, corrupt small group of, individual of the favorable-business mainly talks about the defense, although the law and the order and the commerce are secondary priorities. The tax on the rent is unheard of. Powerhouse of a private sector is lead by the industry of mining uranium operation, followed Arms Manufacturing and in factory of the automobile.

The agents of Pinkerton are called inside to break above strongly for white strikes of the necklace, impulsion of the citizens tank-like the vehicles with the mounted machine guns, the ways are falling virtually separate, and cyber-war between sharers of the file and accross of harddives of the formats of the industry of music the country. The crime is penetrating. The national animal of the dishonorable foam is the seaweed azulverdes, that vacillates the edge of the extinction due to the extensive cutting of trees, and its modernity is aargh.

The dishonorable foam is 11ma aligned in the region and 2,05å in the world for theRa'pido-Crecientes economies.


But then English->Russian->English produces:
Empire Rogue of scum Dishonorable
"we will be dishonorable scum"
the category OF THE UNITED NATIONS: Corporate Grazhdanskoyeye
rights of the police state: Certain
savings: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
The position: By hell

empire Rogue of scum Dishonorable will be the most massive, economical powerful nation, remarkable for its completely absence of sochial'nogo guarantee. Its trudn-.obnyukhannaya, hard-working, cynical population of 1.516 billions copes with the fist of iron corrupt, the government of dictatorship, which suppresses any which it not find on the board of the company of success 500. Krupnayaa corporation klonat to be above the law, and uses their financial-economic clout in order to acquire ever-increasing advantages of government due to the poor and the unemployed.

Not it will be government in a normal feeling of word; however, small group in the composition after 4$ет-запомнена, corrupt, individuals about -.dela is mainly connected with the defense, although by law & by order and commerce will be the second priorities. Podokhodnyya tax will be unheard. Powerhouse chastnoya sector to conduct uranium gornodobyvayushchayaa industry, followed after the handle by manufacturing and manufacturing of automobile.

Substances Pinkerton are caused inside forcibly in order to break the upward white strikes of winch, the drive of citizens tank -.kak ships with the established automata, roads actually fall apart, and cyber- sphere between sharers archive and accross harddives forms of the industry of notes the country. Crime pervasive. The animal of scum Dishonorable national will be blue-green algae, that teeters on the brink of extinction proper to widespread to deforestation, and its currency will be aargh. Scum Dishonorable erected in a number yytyu in the zone and 2, to.0shch8tyu in the world for it is rapid savings.

:p

Swilatia
Original Text:
The Free Land of Swilatia
For Wealth and Freedom!(UCFN Member)

Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: All - Consuming
Political Freedoms: Excellent
Location: UCFN

The Free Land of Swilatia is a huge, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 217 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Social Welfare. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Swilatia's national animal is the lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the swilla.

Swilatia is ranked 2nd in the region and 7,390th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.
English to German to English:
The free country of Swilatia
for abundance and Freedom!(UCFN member)
of civil laws: Excellent
economy: Everything - using
political Freedoms: Excellent
position: UCFN
the free country of Swilatia is a very large, economically efficiently nation, which is remarkable for its unfruchtbare, inhospitable landscape. Its along-feeling, industrious, intelligent population of 217 million either by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate by multinational companies are arranged; it is difficult to explain which. The small government jongliert the competitive demands of the training, the trade and the social welfare. Income tax is from ungehoert. An electricity power station of a private sector is led by playing, the automobile production and Uranium the mine industries. To parent-be wealthy their perfect baby can preselect you, become UFO Sightings daily in the morning the messages registered, the youth of the nation for all crimes is kept perfect, and schools to have extensive ratene programs for disturbed class participants. The crime -- particularly youth in connection standing -- is penetrating and the police force fights against an absence of financing and a high number of deaths rate. Swilatias national animal is lemur, which swings at the edge of the deletion because of widespread clearing, and its currency is swilla. Swilatia is arranged 2. in the region and in the 7,390. in the world for high-speedincreasing economic systems.

Wow, this really shows how much free online translators suck.

I don't know about you guys, but I certainly wish my nation description COULD read out like the translation.
(Now, English to French to German to English...)
I know you the types not approximately, but I wish certainly only my POURRAIT Nationsbeschreibung easily exterior as the translation.

Yeah, and for some reason, "pourrait" and "nationsbeschreibung" couldn't translate back.

But anyway, here is the description of the Incorporated States of Simonist....original, then English-German-English (to make it easy):

The Incorporated States of Simonist
"From now on, your name is Doc"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Struggling
Political Freedoms: Good
Location: Unknown Regions

Simonist is a UN Delegate

The Incorporated States of Simonist is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate population of 788 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 58%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Teachers regularly paddle unruly students, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, gambling is outlawed, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control. Simonist's national animal is the leviathan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the stamp.

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The contained conditions of Simonist
"immediately, your name is Doc."
UN category: Democratic socialists
of civil laws: Very much
property economics: Fights
political Freedoms: Good
position: Unknown regions
Simonist is UN a delegation

the contained conditions of Simonist is a very large, socially progressive nation, which is famous for its punishing income tax rates. Its along-feeling population of 788 million are furiously patriotic and enjoy large social equality; they bend, other, more capitalist countries to regard than a little immoral and spoiled.

It is difficult to explain where omnipresent government stops and the remainder of the society begins, but it jongliert the competitive demands of the climate, the training and the Healthcare. The average income expensive set is 58% and strongly for the wealthy even. The private sector insists nearly altogether the enterprising fourteen-year-old boys, the lemonade on the sidewalk sells, although the government regards, marking out this.

Teachers dig regularly unruly class participants, experience the nation a strict lack sporting cases, easily are on outlawed, and pro tester are above in new atomic power plant of the arm surplus. The crime -- particularly youth in connection standing -- is good under control. Simonists national animal is leviathan, which jokes freely into many sumptuous forests of the nation, and its currency is the stamp.

Oh, hell, for good measure.....French and back on the current translation!

The conditions contained of Simonist
"immediately, your name is Doc..." (now where the elipses came from is a mystery)
Category of UNO: Democratic Socialists
of the civil laws: Really
economic sciences of property: Fights
political Freedoms: Good
position: The unknown areas

Simonist is UNO by delegation

which the conditions contained of Simonist is a very large and socially progressive nation, which is famous for its tax rates of the income of punishment. Its population of the length-feeling of 788 million are furiously patriotic and appreciate the great social equality; they yield, other, more country of capitalist to the respect than immoral and corrupted.

It is difficult to explain where the omnipresent government stops and the remainder of the company starts, but it jongliert competing requests of the climate, the formation and the Care of health. The expensive whole of average income is 58% and strongly for the equal rich person. The private sector requires almost completely the fourteen-year-old men boys undertaking, the lemonade on the sales of pavement, although the respect of government, outstanding out of this.

The professors regularly dig the undisciplined participants of class, test the nation of the sporting cases of a strict lack, are easily on proscribe, and the pro testing device are in top with the new factory of atomic power of the surplus of arm. The crime -- in particular youth in the position of connection -- is good under the order. The national animal of Simonists is leviathan, that jokes freely in much of sumptuous forests of the nation, and its currency is the stamp.

The Federated Cantons of Daistallia 2104
"Eleftheria i thanatos"

UN Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Good Economy:
Frightening Political Freedoms:
Superb
Location: Greenfields

The Federated Cantons of Daistallia 2104 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.414 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Education and Law & Order are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling industries.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daistallia 2104's national animal is the trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Sovereign.

Daistallia 2104 is ranked 2nd in the region and 4,644th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.

English -> Dutch -> French -> English

I tried with one more step of German between French and Englis, but it managed to come back half in German.

Federalized our van Daistallia 2104 "Eleftheria I thanatos" the category of the V.N.: Rights of citizen Bordello collectives: Good economy: Distressing political freedoms: Extraordinarily place: Greenfield our van Daistallia 2104 is federalized, a massive sure nation, remarkably for its obliged service of army. To be hardware-nosed, hardware-working, the intelligent population of 3.414 billion are decided indeed by a group massive make which goes for the political office and their rich citizens the goods and the services of international class offer. Their worse citizens, however, die of hunger generally with death while it is encouraged to leave and true employment to obtain. Rabble has the reasonably vast rights of citizen, although those are generally addressed on the authorization of them in order to buy what they hold. there is a government in the normal significance of the word; however, a small group concentrates mainly communautair-gelete on, with the profit of the companies the individuals at the time of defense, although teaching and the law & the order secondary priorities are. Income tax is unheard of. A power station of a private sector is led by industries of information, the construction technology my of uranium, and to play. The kingdoms can only allow the medical innovations most recent, is him a crime for monk believe somebody to offend, the streets to be blocked more and more with the very poor beggars, and the so young children since it is evoked twelve in the forces armed for the military service. Especially youth-related the crime -- -- is completely unknown, thanks penetrating to the politiekracht and the progressive social policy in teaching and the wellbeing. To be the national animal of Daistallia 2104' S the trout, which wipplanken on the edge to die out is to charge to very widespread deforestation, and the currency of the sovereign is. Daistallia is 2104 the second arranged in the territory and 4,644th in the world for Fastest-Growing the economies.

Lol.

English Origonal:


The Dictorial Republic of Dostanuot Loj
"Glory to the gods"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:Some
Economy:Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:Outlawed
Location: Dostanuot Loj

The Dictorial Republic of Dostanuot Loj is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.633 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Businessmen have been raging over recent 'gender equality' policies in the workplace, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal then most battlefields, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dostanuot Loj's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dinnar.

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Now here's the fun.
English > French > Dutch > English > German > French > English > Spanish > English > Portugese > French > Greek > English > Russian > English


Deuses avec Dictorial Dostanuot Loj
"Beruehmtheit democracy
the category: Father knows political persona place
the mayrj'zetaj freedoms more
more good position Rights:Some
Economy:Powerhouse:

Dostanuot Loj Democracy Dictorial is meter Dostanuot Loj fermes undeniable and, remarkable populations for his maintenance constrerimiento militaryman. Around zynische population 1.633, it is which satiated-geroken, accurately and this it regulates milliardes dictator which will be the friendly majorities that of the life of freedom in Poebel plus consjquentement of food however they gave - the equal to each one start of one vibrations coulante com.cuidado inside in the cover. It inside however statement is difficult, t this and 3t government to korrumpirovat' and the rest of the opinions of the beginning of enterprise, interpellations the competition of defense, the order of law and jongliert, and training. Your clue feeling of intermediate income is caused s in by electrical energy of zvonoka of chastnoya sector inside in 100%, of poor gentlemen is returned from the industry. Zaakenlieden had anger inside into novyya the course "of equality press in use, those will preobrazovano" be by products product, they are which they represent dorogiy with insufficiency Freiwilligern, will be the field of the unpopular inauguration of populations ploetzlichere vervolgens those which are gathered in the majority of the battle, and populations made nedavn with the place of its agency for which they give to terrorist. Crime tudo-dominierend-beherrschen interior completely unknown in particular Jugend-zusammenhaengend-Uebereinstimmen, these thanks in the department of the effort of the police and the political progressiste social inside in the training and middles well-being. The national animal Dostanuot Loj will be lion it changes suppression now, in the demonstration, it prodlenn you throw, and there will be modernitj it Dinnar.

EDIT: I also through it through another Translator I have which does Arabic and got this when I went English > Arabic > English. Unfortunatly it only went to 125 words. But still.


The Dostanuot Loj Dictorial republic..
"A fame to the god. "

Classified U.N.: Father a width knew best .
A civilian Rights:Some ..
Economy:Powerhouse ..
A politician Freedoms:Outlawed ..
The position: Dostanuot Loj .

The a nation Dostanuot Loj Dictorial republic believed exceptional big for services military obligatory.. Hard - nosed , the population number cynical hard-working 1.633 tighten a dictator billion mostly - benevolent , indued from the audiences let live the freedom. Lives but carefully watches glided for anybody ..

He is difficult learn wherever the government stops total putrid in the existence and the rest begins the society) but deceive competition students the defense, the law. And a system, and an education.. The income tax average median 100%.. Special sector power station dominates by the arms which manufacture an industry..

Were businessmen anger a talk ' the gender equality ' policies in.

For Evinsia, through the English-Chinese simp.-English route:
Before:
The Republican Republic of Evinsia
"Biased? Only a little bit."


UN Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few Economy:
All-Consuming Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: United States of Meanies
The Republican Republic of Evinsia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.764 billion are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Religion & Spirituality, and Law & Order. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.

There have been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Evinsia's national animal is the Labrador retriever, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Evinsian Mark.

Evinsia is ranked 1st in the region and 7,803rd in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.

After:
Evinsia Republican Party republic "eccentric? Only slightly. "United Nations category: Neo-Confucianism democratic civil rights: Few economies: All consumptions politics free: Some places: 小气鬼 the American Evinsia Republican Party republic is giant, security country, famously for its compulsory military service. It is tenacious, the assiduous population 176.4 million highly Neo-Confucianism and fiercely the conservative nature, was feeling they favor to believed the most matters should forbid. Peacefully has the work and the work is praised in theirs people; Other people are watched suspected. Does not have the government in the word normal feeling; But, a small group takes the community the individual to play the vaudeville defense competition the request, the religious & intelligence, and the legal & order. The income tax is has not been heard. Operates privately the department the strongman leads by the arm manufacture industry, follows by Automobile Manufacturing and based on the beef agriculture. Has is a series of riots in between the place food person and the health foods advocate, the waste frequently transports to other countries, the old citizen possibly usually found makes the heavy physical labor, and reporter frequently loses their work in the fact inspection mistake. The crime -- specially with the youth time correlation -- is completely unknown, because all fills the air police. The Evinsia national animal is 拉布 the Radow hunting dog, limp walks the edge which becomes extinct because generally fells the forest, and its currency is the Evinsian mark. Evinsia is arranged 1st in this region and 7,803rd in the world for the fast growth economy.
Yeah, you gotta watch out for the air police.

OK. I've just tried this.

English Original:

The Democratic Republic of SimNewtonia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate population of 957 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 86%, and even higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the SimNewtonia Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SimNewtonia's national animal is the norah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the simoleon.

SimNewtonia is ranked 14th in the region and 102,369th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.

After translating to Italian and back:


The Republic democratic of SimNewtonia is an enormous nation and in environmental conditions them sbalorditiva, remarkable for the relati to you rates income tax punished to you. The relative population compassionate of 957 million is feraciously patriotic and enjoys great the social equality; they stretch to observe other, more countries of the capitalist like in some immorale way and corrupt. It is difficult to say to where the government omnipresent is arrested and the rest of the society begins, but manipulates the competent demands for Healthcare, formation and social well-being. The rate medium income tax is 86% and even more on for the rich one. Remarkable a private sector is dominated from the agriculture industry to reinforce-based. He is illegal to make the racist observations in public, the mental party of the Asylum of SimNewtonia recently has gained the centers in the Parliament, a ravvivamento on large-scale of the educational system is in course and the nation currently is improving relative the entire educational system. The crime is relatively low, the progressive thanks to the all-dominant force of the police and social political in the formation and the well-being. The national animal of the SimNewtonia is the norah, than frolics liberations in many forests lush of the nation and the relative currency is the simoleon. SimNewtonia fourteenth is aligned in the E region the 102,369th in the world for the economies diCrescita.

And then, the tour de force, English-Italian-English-French-German-English-Russian-English-Japanese-English:

Then Demokraticheskayaa republic SimNewtonia is enormous nation, in environmental condition those zamechatel'n of relati of podokhodnyya tax and sbalorditiva for that is penalized with your you and high it is which, it measures. Relative population of some 1000000 of feraciously 957 whose patriotism is strong with joining, you appraise large social equality; Already, in order to observe one those, the form of of immoral it is the country ', in addition, in order in korrumpirovat you have been convinced at times from many capitalists. Remainder of the thing difficult society as it is called in somewhere continues, the government which starts spreads, is given from welfare formation and competent demand is adjusted for medical service of society but. As for the tax of sredniya with 86% for the people of bogatya with the fire earnings of proposition, in addition, it is put. Enterprise of agriculture controlled in remainder - osnovanno1 Zamechatel'n of the sector of chastnoya which is reinforced. Furthermore there is ravvivamento of the yardstick which is large to the course which the general public of SimNewtonia of the protective place of the racistic observation part, concentrates Protivozakono which is made around the mind nedavn on the national assembly which wins, gives the formation of the system, nation one time improves the member of the formation system of entire offer of the family. Crime is the progress disputant formation whose the police and the troop of each foundation of policy Grazie is sufficiently low and that of offer from welfare socially. Then as for SimNewtonia of the national animal there is gambade of Norah in many abundant forests of nation, is, that is inostrannayaa relative of stock exchange simoleon. The part SimNewtonia 4 10th is agreeable in zone e time 102.369t of the world for diCrescita with sberezheniyaami.

It confused the hell out of it.

Original version:
The Grand Duchy of Demented Hamsters
"Do not perambulate the stairs of ascension"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Imploded
Political Freedoms: Very Good
Location: New Zealand
Demented Hamsters is a UN Member

The Grand Duchy of Demented Hamsters is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate population of 2.221 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on the Environment, although Education and Public Transport are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 38%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demented Hamsters's national animal is the Porn Star, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the chicken fur.

Demented Hamsters is ranked 4th in the region and 3,716th in the world for Healthiest Nations.

English-Russian-English version:

The great duke of hamsters Demented "does not make perambulate stairs of ascending"
the category OF THE UNITED NATIONS: Grazhdanskoyeye rights of the inoffensively Tsentristskogo
democracy: Good
savings: Imploded
Political Freedoms: Very Good
Position: Hamsters Novo1 of Zealand
Demented will be the member OF UNITED NATIONS

the great duke of hamsters Demented will be the most massive, safe nation, notable for its completely otsutsviya of prisons. Its compassionate population of 2.221 billions has some grazhdanskoyeye rights, but not too many, it delights in by freedom in order to spend their den'g however, they are which they love, to the point, and starts participation in the freely and open elections, although too frequently.

Difficult to say where omnipresent government stops and ostal'noi of society begin, but they concentrate mainly on the environment, although formation obshchestvennyya transport will be second priorities. The size of the tax of sredniya income 38%, but very it is higher for the well-off. Chastnoya sector is almost vs made upward enterprising yya-.god-#-staryx of boys selling lemonade on sidewalk, although the government looks this shtempelyuyushch outside.

Only fully-fledged terms MENSA are permitted to vote, people are now broken down as man, woman, or genderqueer, streakers swamp all public cases in order to bare his everything, and children assumed to the use of semaphore in light of the recent prohibition of cell phone. By crime - specially molodost-.rodstvennym - will be fully unknown, the thanks to vs-.all-pervasive the effort of the police and progressively social policy in the formation and the welfare. Animal of hamsters Demented national will be star Porn, which Durite is free in forests lush of nation much, and the fur of chicken will be its currency.

Hamsters Demented erected in a number by ya-ymi in the zone and 3, to."y'tyu in the world for the healthiest nations.

Great! My nation is in a number by ya-ymi!
I'm also thankful that molodost-.rodstvennym crime is fully unknown. No idea what that is, but it doesn't sound particularly pleasant <shudder>.
I do like the "They are which they love" bit. It's almost poetical and pretty deep.

Original description:

The Principality of Nepolonia

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms:Rare

Location: India
The Principality of Nepolonia is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 62 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 33%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, untold millions of Nepolians are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, and all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nepolonia's national animal is the Pheonix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Nepolian.

Translated through Dutch, French, German and then back to English.

Principality of Nepolonia
the category of the V.N.: The corrupted rights of the citizen of the dictatorship: Below the average
economy: Freedoms:Rare strong political

place: India

Principality of Nepolonia is amazing, a very large safe nation, for its forced army service. hard nosed will be the zynische population of 62 million with an iron fist by the dictatorship government decided, that pays attention to, what nobody at the exterior of the kingdom party too much is. In their personally however the citizens live it unoppressed free are; one must be the opinion whether it is, because the government really gives, if for its people or he became not round, to still stop the citizen rights up. The enormous and corrupted government jongliert with the competitive demands of the trade, the law & the instruction and from the defense. The tariff average of the income taxes is 33%, but much highly for rich. A large private sector is controlled by motives manufacturing industry. The industry of motor vehicle soaked folders of the government in top gigantically, clone regularly the scientists the people for the research purposes, goes untold to million Nepolians into again overheid gefinancierde one vacation because of the relieving regulation, and the work of art was already examined carefully for the offensive material. Particularly youth related the crime is completely unknown, thanks penetrating to politiekracht. The national animal of Nepolonia Pheonix its, which is also the preferential most important course of the nation, and is the currency is Nepolian.

Heheh, i love this...the part i've highlighted i believe is best...

The Imperial Dictatorship of Zatarack
"Feel Free To Be Oppressed"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Powerhouse Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Location: gatesville
Zatarack is a UN Member

The Imperial Dictatorship of Zatarack is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 770 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, Hawks are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Zatarack's many privately-owned prisons. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zatarack's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Grack.

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The imperial dictatorship by Zatarack "to be suppressed feeling freely" UN category: Father knows best condition civil laws: Something economics: Electricity power station political Freedoms: Outlawed position: gatesville Zatarack is UN a member the imperial dictatorship of Zatarack is a very large, economically efficient nation, which is remarkable for its complete absence social welfare. Its hardsmelled, industrious, to live zynische population of 770 million arranged by a mostly-charitable dictator, who grants the liberty to the population, over carefully their own lives however clocks, so that everyone slides above. It is difficult to explain where omnipresent, spoiled government stops and the remainder of the society begins, but it dedicates itself most to its attention to the law and to the order, with ranges such as social welfare and social equality, which receive nearly no capital by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. An electricity power station of a private sector is led by the Uranium verarbeitendeen manufacturing industries of the mining industry, the Pizza delivery and the arms. Citizen will permission had, in order to carry hidden pistols, become falcons into that generally domestic animal memory popular, suffer capitals under the rationing water, and hundreds thousands of work transfers as slaves in Zataracks of many private--possessed prisons. The crime -- particularly youth in connection standing -- is totally unknown, owing to the all-penetrating police strength and progressive social politics in the training and in the welfare. Zataracks national animal is the falcon, which swings at the edge of the deletion because of widespread clearing, and its currency is the Grack

The free republic of Ilean Aigh
"health mhath!"

The category of uno: The rights civil Lovefest
civil rights: Excessively
the economy: electricity call centre
political freedoms: The superb
place: shot country

is the free republic of Ilean Aigh massive, people surrounding of giddiness, remarkably for its devotion to the social well-being. To be hard-geroken, precise, intelligent population of 1,488 billion take to their very expensive civil and political right-hand side, although richly and that in the matter strives be looked at with the suspicion.

It is difficult say where the omnipresent, bribed, liberal government and the rest of the society start stops, but he has been mainly involved in the education, although the environment and the social well-being subordinate priorities are. The tax tax rate of average income amounts to 100%, an electricity call centre of a private sector by the industry of game is conducted, information technology followed and the expenditure of book.

The industry must heavily go to the expensive length loss has and many more expensive costs of to clean to avoid, bejaardentehuizen is frequently equipped with the luxurious impact, citizens who are recently voted for bubblewrap, explains ' an abomination of nature ', and of the programmes of the uncertain contents to kam-uren are shown.

The crime in particular is youth-coherent-coincide the important problem. The national animal of Ilean Aigh is orignal, which is in a lot of abundant bunches of the people gambade, and currency rather is the pint. cinquante troisième Ilean Aigh in the area and 104,024th in the world for the healthiest peoples is clearred.


"People surrounding of giddiness"? :confused:

From this:

The Hackish Commonwealth of Angry Fruit Salad
"All hardware sucks, all software sucks"

The Hackish Commonwealth of Angry Fruit Salad is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.386 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Defence and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 71%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Soda Sales.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, the government pours millions of jargons into rehabilitation programs annually, and the number of children one can have is restricted by law. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Angry Fruit Salad's national animal is the polymorphic virus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the jargon.

Angry Fruit Salad is ranked 1st in the region and 23,500th in the world for Healthiest Nations.

Through Russian...


to THIS:

The state of angry fruit lettuce "all, it is which equipment it sucks, entire means of programming Hackish sucks" state Hackish of angry fruit lettuce it will be the most massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its forced vegetarianism. Its trudn-.obnyukhannaya, hard-working, cynical population of 1.386 billions is governed by the main means -.dobrojelatelсym dictator, which gives populace freedom in order to live their own lives but watch thoroughly for any, it is which necessary to displace upward. Difficult to say where omnipresent government stops and ostal'noi of society begin, but they concentrate mainly on the formation, although defense and Healthcare will be the second priorities. The size of the tax of sredniya income 71%, and flat it is higher for the well-off. Powerhouse chastnoya sector to conduct by the obrabatybayushchey industry of automobile, followed after the handle by manufacturing and sales of soda. Gosudarstvennyya official is frequent cut taxes as distraction from uzhimk with their secretaries, the small enterprises gobbled upward on by almost daily corporate giants, government flows millions of jargons into the programs of the rehabilitation of odnoletn, and the number of children of one can have it is limited by law. Crime - specially molodost-.rodstvennoye - moderately, is probable because of otsutsviya of the country utterly of prisons. Angry animal of fruit lettuce national will be polymorphic the virus, which Durite is free in forests lush of nation much, and jargon will be its currency. Angry fruit lettuce erected into a number y-ym in the zone and и,shch00tyu in the world for the healthiest nations.

WTF covers it


No, it doesn't. That's my region, lol!

try running your nation through http://gizoogle.com/

Zataracks national animal is the falcon, which swings at the edge of the deletion because of widespread clearing, and its currency is the Grack

Do you put up the little swings found in bird cages, at the "Deletion Boundry Layer" of your nation?

I hope you have the edges of deletion well marked, so your citizens don't accidently wander off your disk. :)

The Stella paragraph from the "What do you sound like?" thread: "Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station."

Translated to Dutch and back again: "Please Stella to call. Question her to bring things to these with her of the rise: six spoons of fresh snow peas, stick five dikke of mould cheese, and perhaps a snack for its broerloodje. We have also a small plastic snake and a large piece toy frog for the young young she-goats necessary. She can undermine these things in three red pockets, and we will meet its Wednesday at the train mail to go"

try running your nation through http://gizoogle.com/

All I get is a blank screen. :confused:

The Most Serene Republic of The Stoic
"No man is free who is not master of himself"


UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent Economy:
Strong Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: New Earth Alliance

The Most Serene Republic of The Stoic is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 88 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 58%, and even higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Woodchip Exports.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, the government pours millions of truths into rehabilitation programs annually, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is totally unknown. The Stoic's national animal is the owl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the truth.

The Stoic is ranked 14th in the region and 29,566th in the world for Healthiest Nations.

Into Greek and back:

The most serene Democracy stwj!koy'
"no individual is free who is not gentleman"
Category of I.E: Skandjnavjka' liberal urban rights of paradise: Most excellent
economy: Powerful
political freedoms: Very good
Place: New gi'jni alliance

the most serene Democracy stwj!koy' is a very big, sure nation, famous for her devotion in the social prosperity. The compassionate, brilliant population of 88 millions enjoys the extensive urban rights and enjoys a level of social equality exempted from the usual accompanying governmental bribery.

It is difficult to be said where the everywhere present government stops and the rest of society begins, but makes juggleries the competitive requirements of social prosperity, education, and trade. The medium rate of tax of income is 58%, and still higher for the rich. A healthy private sector is led the autokinetic industry of manufacture, that is followed from by the exports of technology of information and woodchip.

The persons are now categorized as arsenic, cilyko', or genderqueer, the government pour the millions truths in the programs of re-establishment annually, the fundamental motionless fortune are dedicated in the aeolian parks and the generators of solar energy, and the nation have opened agka'les his in a surge of refugees. The crime is globally unknown. The stwj!ko' national animal is the owl, who cheerfulnesses freely in the many poly'vlasta forests of nation, and her currency it is the truth.

Stwj!ko's is categorized 14$os in the region and 29,566th in the world for the more healthily nations.

Original:
The Rouge Nation of Neo-Anarchists
"We are John Galt. You will be assimilated."

UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark Economy:
Strong Political Freedoms:
Excellent
Location: Gay
Neo-Anarchists is a UN Member

The Rouge Nation of Neo-Anarchists is a massive, devout nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 2.001 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, torture is illegal, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Neo-Anarchists's national animal is the lemon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cred.

Neo-Anarchists is ranked 75th in the region and 41,254th in the world for Healthiest Nations.

From Russia, with love:
The Nation of rouges neo -.Anarxistov
"we will be john Galt. You will be assimilated."

Category OF THE UNITED NATIONS: Leo -.Polaga4s6 grazhdanskoyeye the right of the position of the college:
Savings Of the bench mark Of the peace:
Strong political Freedoms:
The position Is excellent: Gay

Neo -.Anarxisty will be the member OF UNITED NATIONS the Nation of rouges neo -.Anarxistov will be the most massive, devout nation, renowned for its completely otsutsviya of prisons. Its compassionate, most intelligent population of 2.001 billions delights in by the extensive civil freedoms, definitely in social questions, until the matter tends to be regulirovat'le.

Is difficult to say where omnipresent, the government of liberals stops and ostal'noi of society begin, but they they juggle competing by the requirements of formation, social equality, and obshchestvennyya transport. Size of the tax of sredniya income 100%. Powerhouse chastnoya the sector of preobladan by the industry of the sales of soda.

Murderers are frequent they avoid punishment by way requiring they they protected their honor, the torture of protivozakona, people elect the justices of the Supreme Court immediately, and tenet freely speech holds by road. Crime (specially molodost-.rodstvennoye) damages, probably because of otsutsviya of the country utterly of prisons. Animal neo -.Anarxistov national will be the lemon, which Durite freely in forests lush of nation many, and its currency cred. Neo -.Anarxisty erected into a number "shchtyu in the zone and yay,2shchyatyu in the world for the healthiest nations.

Ok, here's my nation translated into Russian and back again.

English

The Vast Conspiracy of Evil Arch Conservative
"We will construct the Great Libertarian Monolith."

UN Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Excellent
Location: Conservatopia
Evil Arch Conservative is a UN Member

The Vast Conspiracy of Evil Arch Conservative is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.233 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining industries.

The government is avowedly atheist, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, cities are engulfed by smog, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Evil Arch Conservative's radio stations. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Evil Arch Conservative's national animal is the walking hamburger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the almighty dollar.

Evil Arch Conservative is ranked 53rd in the region and 110,558th in the world for Healthiest Nations.

Commiefied (edited for structural integrity)

More extensive konspiratsiyao of the most evil conservative of arch
"we will build the large Libertarian Monolith."

Category OF THE UNITED NATIONS: Capitalizt
Grazhdanskoyeye rights: Superb
The savings: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Excellent
Position: Conservatopia
The conservative of arch most evil will be the member OF UNITED NATIONS

More extensive konspiratsiyaom of the most evil conservative of arch will be the most massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for her barren, inhospitable landscape. Its trudn-.obnyukhannaya, hard-working, most intelligent population of 1.233 billions delights in by some of opulent lifestyles in the zone, if they not to be unemployed or working-class, in which case they differently starve to death or after they are damaged easily preventable by diseases.

Not it will be government in a normal feeling of word; however, small group in the composition of communities -.zapomnennye individuals juggles competing by the requirements of commerce, defense, and formation. Podokhodnyya tax will be unheard. Powerhouse chastnoya sector to conduct by the book publishing, playing into the game of chances, and uranium gornodobyvayushchayaa industry.

Government will be avowedly atheist, employers can sgoret' workers without to give any reason, cities engulfed by smog, and "antigovernment hour ' there will be popular program to much of the radio stations of the most evil conservative of arch. Serious problem will be crime, probably because of otsutsviya of the country utterly of prisons. Animal of the most evil conservative of the arch national will be going for a walk hamburger, which teeters on the brink of extinction proper to widespread to deforestation, and its currency will be almighty dollar.

Most evil conservative of arch erected in a number shcherd in the zone and to yy0,shchshch8tyu in the world for the healthiest nations.

Konspiratsiyao! :) I couldn't have asked for anything better than that.

Why does Russian seem to lack tense?

Neo-Anarchists, your still around, It's been ages since I've seen you!

Neo-Anarchists, your still around, It's been ages since I've seen you!
I was away for a bit, and in lurk mode for a bit.

I was away for a bit, and in lurk mode for a bit.
I see, well good have you back

Why does Russian seem to lack tense?

In particular, why does it put everything into future tense? I would have expected something much more Orwellian, like "More extensive konspiratsiyaom of the most evil conservative of arch is, and always has been, the most massive, socially progressive nation."

"All your base are belong to us"

To Japanese and back:

"Your basis everything belongs to us, it is."

In particular, why does it put everything into future tense? I would have expected something much more Orwellian, like "More extensive konspiratsiyaom of the most evil conservative of arch is, and always has been, the most massive, socially progressive nation."

Probably because in Russian they don't tend to use the verb "to be". It's just understood as being there. For instance if you wanted to say "I am a doctor", you say "I doctor" (ya vrach). There are only certain unusual circumstances where the verb "to be" is actually placed in a sentence.

So when Babel Fish goes back from Russian to English it inserts "to be" back into the sentences, making it sound like future tense.

вы понимаете? ;)