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Would you?

Nope. No debate needed.

Yeah... I can always buy new friends ;)

Nope. No debate needed.
How about for 100 million?

nope

Actually, I'd fake their death and get the 10 million, and proceed to split it with them afterwards. Since the act itself is illegal, the person(s) giving me it wouldn't be able to take any legal action against me. Of course, the friend I "killed" wouldn't have any insurance, to protect them from insurance fraud.

Is it illegal to fake your death just for the hell of it?

Yes

Sure. I'm pissed at her anyway. She threw herself at my fiance, then claimed he raped her (she didn't claim this until about 6 months later, and I know for a fact that he'd never lay a hand on the fat bitch)...that's enough of a reason.

Nope. Not at all. I wouldn't even do it for a billion. I wouldn't ever.

Does it count if one's best friend is imaginary? Killing Mr. Heffaklump off would hurt, but he'd understand.

Sure. I'm pissed at her anyway. She threw herself at my fiance, then claimed he raped her (she didn't claim this until about 6 months later, and I know for a fact that he'd never lay a hand on the fat bitch)...that's enough of a reason.
woah that sounds fucked up :S

Does it count if one's best friend is imaginary? Killing Mr. Heffaklump off would hurt, but he'd understand.

I wonder how you would prove you actually killed them?

That money would look mighty good when she acts stupid, but normally? Nope.

Does it count if one's best friend is imaginary? Killing Mr. Heffaklump off would hurt, but he'd understand.
I said best friend, so if that's your best friend then I suppose so.

IF he's still going out with the girl I like, then yes. I'd probably do it for free. :mad:

Does it count if one's best friend is imaginary? Killing Mr. Heffaklump off would hurt, but he'd understand.
Thats what i was gettig at. :mad:

How about for 100 million?
Nope. More money is just more headaches. And money can't drink with you. And money hasn't know you since you were in kindergarden. So, up that to a billion, or a hundred billion and the answer would be the same.

Sure. I'm pissed at her anyway. She threw herself at my fiance, then claimed he raped her (she didn't claim this until about 6 months later, and I know for a fact that he'd never lay a hand on the fat bitch)...that's enough of a reason.
But we're talking about best friends...clearly this girl doesn't fit into that description (anymore)...right?

You're sure angry for a fruit salad :D

whatever myrth is I voted for it but yes I would

How about for 100 million?

In that case, done. Since I've two best friends and in love with one..well, you can guess who gets to go.

No. But only because you offered 100m to sinuhue, which I want.

But to be fair, I dont really have a best friend. I seem to lose my friends every once in a while, for different reasons.

I kill him and his entire family for 500 dollar.

I wouldn't feel good for taking so much money in an one day work.

no.

I wonder how you would prove you actually killed them?

That's easy. I'd have to invent a new one to replace the old one. And two imaginary friends do not go well together. Just look at schizos.

Thats what i was gettig at. :mad:

See, you would have had to have written that for other people to believe you.

I'm not commiting suicide :rolleyes:

Nah.

ok done now where do I pick up my money?

The answer is "Nein."

If my friend wanted to die I would. Actually I would record him shooting himself. GO to the guy and tell him that I did it ang to give me the money. If he tries to turn me in I will hand the proof of suicide over to the cops and have the guy arrested for tryign to pay me to kill someone.

I would "befriend" someone i hated and then just bump em off. he he he!

I would "befriend" someone i hated and then just bump em off. he he he!
That's the spirit!

i'd say yes now, but when it came down to it, i just don't think i have it in me to kill anyone

id kill all my friends after all who needs friends when you have the T.V, sex, beer and Mcdonalds :)

No. Not for any sum of money.

Sure. I'm pissed at her anyway. She threw herself at my fiance, then claimed he raped her (she didn't claim this until about 6 months later, and I know for a fact that he'd never lay a hand on the fat bitch)...that's enough of a reason.
Doesn't sound like a best friend.

nope, i would never do that

No. Not for any sum of money.
How about for a specific amount of money, then? Say, $10,000,000? ;)

No, money's not that important.

Depends on which one you're asking....

No, money's not that important.
It's not? :confused:

i wouldn't even kill someone i disliked for $10,000,000.....

I will pay to be able to kill my best friend. It's a fake, made-up title anyways... Still, a 10 million bonus wouldn't hurt... much :sniper:

Sure.

Nah--I would really like to have the money, but my friends are just too important to me...plus, I'd feel terrible about it for the rest of my existence...
though, if my best friend had a terminal illness and wanted to go...then I guess it'd be okay because both of us would be loosing something, but gaining something else...it all works out:D

Would you?
This is about morals and nothing to do with money, so the answer is:

NO

Friends are fickle. If it's any consolation, I'd make it painless.

This is about morals and nothing to do with money, so the answer is:

NO

Coward.

No. Not for any sum of money.


Doesn't sound like a best friend.


For some reason, I still feel like I can't genuinely hate her...

No, and the answer is the same for my worst enemy.

maybe. It depends on how badly I need the money.

EDIT: Actually, no, not if it was a friend.

I don't know if I saw this answer yet...

Yes. Yes I would.

:sniper:

No, and the answer is the same for my worst enemy.
So...your worst enemy wouldn't kill you? :p

I would, but I have no friends :(



To the imageneryguy: It counts but you get imagenery money too ;)

Ah, why not? I don't like my friends that much anyway and that money could certainly speed up the revolution

I was only joking earlier, I didn't kill anyone. I also don't have a basement! I don't have a basement!

Yup. No question.

I would, but I have no friends :(

You would.. but have no friends...do you have $10million?

This is about morals and nothing to do with money, so the answer is:

NO

Pfft. With that much money, you can buy NEW morals! ;)

You would.. but have no friends...do you have $10million?
I have NS acces, that's all :(

Can I kill myself and give the money too my friend?

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