Wich of the sexes is the most insane?
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 10:38
Simply put folks..
Wich of the sexes are more prone to frickin craziness, and why?
My opinion says that its clearly women.
Why?
A woman will stab you....becuase she loves you.
Poll Coming....
Chainik Hocker
09-08-2005, 10:40
Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.
Cabra West
09-08-2005, 10:41
Simply put folks..
Wich of the sexes are more prone to frickin craziness, and why?
My opinion says that its clearly women.
Why?
A woman will stab you....becuase she loves you.
Poll Coming....
I take it you are not familiar with the song "Alles aus Liebe" by the Toten Hosen? It's exactly about the same topic, a man killing a woman and himself because he loves her...
Transipsheim
09-08-2005, 10:44
Exactly. Because Die Toten Hosen make music that should be viewed without any irony (especially not while they were in their best days) and always mirror reality.
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 10:48
Also, I say this..
Women cry when they are happy....and not just when they are sad.
Cabra West
09-08-2005, 10:52
Exactly. Because Die Toten Hosen make music that should be viewed without any irony (especially not while they were in their best days) and always mirror reality.
So? I take this whole thread to be ironic... or are you insinuating that this discussion is serious??? :eek:
Offensive Language
09-08-2005, 10:59
I can't believe that i'm the first person to vote for men. Where are all the feminists?
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 11:02
I can't believe that i'm the first person to vote for men. Where are all the feminists?
Probably howling at the moon.
*yuk-yuk*
Pure Metal
09-08-2005, 11:05
women are nuts.
Omicron Alpha
09-08-2005, 11:09
Well, us guys are pretty easy to figure out. Give us sex, food, beer, a car and some gadgets and we're set for life. We hate all the complicated politics and 'emotional baggage' that women insist on bringing everywhere they go. Women are the most confusing lifeforms on the planet. I often question if we're even the same species sometimes. Definitely the craziest.
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 11:11
Well, us guys are pretty easy to figure out. Give us sex, food, beer, a car and some gadgets and we're set for life. We hate all the complicated politics and 'emotional baggage' that women insist on bringing everywhere they go. Women are the most confusing lifeforms on the planet. I often question if we're even the same species sometimes. Definitely the craziest.
I agree wholeheartedly.
Men can be crazy too...but its not usually much in comparison to the average mindset of the fairer sex.
Plebian Subservience
09-08-2005, 11:34
I'm going to say that though I'm crazier than most women, the average woman is crazier than the average man. All said and done, I really don't mind this because the craziness keeps them from being boring, and I do so enjoy their company.
Anarcho-syndycalism
09-08-2005, 11:51
I wouldn't say women are crazy, I'm a guy and personally I think men are crazier, well, depends on what you understand by being crazy. In love and friendship etc. women are... more complicated and yes crazier.
BUT, do you see a woman taking her clothes off and jumping of a bridge because of a bet?(I mean while sober)
See my point?
men- charles manson, ted bundy, ed geins, jeff dahmer, timothy mcveigh, harris and kleybold, jack the ripper
women- myra hindley, lorena bobbit.
I think men win this round.
OHidunno
09-08-2005, 11:55
I think men are crazier, maybe I just don't understand them.
But I do realise that some women seem to have a different language in the sense that they say things that mean one thing, but they really mean another.. But I don't think that's crazy.
I guess I'm just biased.
Jello Biafra
09-08-2005, 12:01
I think men are crazier, maybe I just don't understand them.Same here.
Of course, it's also necessary to point out who it is who starts the most wars...
Men are crazier on a bigger scale, while women are crazier in an everyday sphere.
Men are too lazy too keep up with women in the crazy department. Drama is just too tiring, especially when you have a belly full of redmeat and there's a ballgame on TV.
OHidunno
09-08-2005, 12:10
Same here.
Of course, it's also necessary to point out who it is who starts the most wars...
There was also a time in our history, when there were no omg-huge monuments being built. Apparently that's when women were in charge of small towns and villages and they cared about the people more than making slaves build giant monuments to their rule.
Or at least, so said my (male) Physics teacher.
I believe I speak for everyone when I say: "The other gender is the crazy one." :D
Greenspoint
09-08-2005, 12:16
Women are Crazy
Men are Stupid
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 12:23
Same here.
Of course, it's also necessary to point out who it is who starts the most wars...
Helen of Troy?
OHidunno
09-08-2005, 12:26
Helen of Troy?
Well maybe if Paris learnt how to this with his brain and NOT his pants, pfft.
:D
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 12:30
Well maybe if Paris learnt how to think with his brain and NOT his pants, pfft.
:D
Joan of Arc?
Bodacia?
Philpunkybowieonia
09-08-2005, 12:35
Women are crazy cos they deny that they're crazy. Men though are all too eager to point out that men are idiots.
Harlesburg
09-08-2005, 12:36
You forgot Hermaphrodites so Ill take the Harlesburg option!
Omega Nine
09-08-2005, 12:38
This whole thing really doesn't work, and for this reason: It all depends on your definition of "crazy." But, in my book, women. Mostly because, well, when a guy says something, odds are he probably means it. Women don't seem to do this too often, and expect men to pick up on obscurly coded subtext as if it were a secret language.
Harlesburg
09-08-2005, 12:38
Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.
Thats true.
I want to change my vote.
Women.
Well maybe if Paris learnt how to this with his brain and NOT his pants, pfft.
:D
Ah, but wasn't it three women that put him in the tight spot in the first place with their inexplicable desire to be judged on superficial characteristics such as beauty and looks? :p
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 12:45
This whole thing really doesn't work, and for this reason: It all depends on your definition of "crazy." But, in my book, women. Mostly because, well, when a guy says something, odds are he probably means it. Women don't seem to do this too often, and expect men to pick up on obscurly coded subtext as if it were a secret language.
Main Entry: in·sane
Pronunciation: (")in-'sAn
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin insanus, from in- + sanus sane
1 : mentally disordered : exhibiting insanity
2 : used by, typical of, or intended for insane persons <an insane asylum>
Cabra West
09-08-2005, 12:53
Ah, but wasn't it three women that put him in the tight spot in the first place with their inexplicable desire to be judged on superficial characteristics such as beauty and looks? :p
Godesses, not women. Unfortunately, there are some differences there...
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 12:57
Godesses, not women. Unfortunately, there are some differences there...
Yes, there are.
Some women are godesses, but ALL of them think they are.
Sick Dreams
09-08-2005, 13:01
Anyone who will wear a skirt that almost shows her bits, and a skintight tanktop with no bra, then yell at you for staring, isn't really all there!
Cabra West
09-08-2005, 13:03
Yes, there are.
Some women are godesses, but ALL of them think they are.
Not true.
I think of myself as ugly little gnome, most of the time.
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 13:07
Not true.
I think of myself as ugly little gnome, most of the time.
Let me ask you this:
Yer Irish, right?
i think men are naturally crazy. Guys just look in the mirror, you know its true.
But women make themselves crazy. You've got to be crazier when you do it on purpose. So women
Cabra West
09-08-2005, 13:21
Let me ask you this:
Yer Irish, right?
No, German living in Ireland. Why? Was there a Leprechaun-joke on the way?
Harlesburg
09-08-2005, 13:26
In a World gone Mad only the Craziest are Insane!
i think men are naturally crazy. Guys just look in the mirror, you know its true.
Njar ! Mine is long and needle like !
blueberry pie for the one that gets that quote :D
As a woman I would have to say women! But this is only in relation to men who lets face it are just boring! :D
New Fubaria
09-08-2005, 14:05
I don't know about insane...but women tend, in general, to be more emotional than men...
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 14:06
No, German living in Ireland. Why? Was there a Leprechaun-joke on the way?
No I was going to ask you if you thought that Irish women have sexy voices, and accents, and when you said "No..."
I was going to say "HAH! YOUR'E CRAZY!"
..turns out I got nothin....
As a woman I would have to say women! But this is only in relation to men who lets face it are just boring! :DUncomplicated, not boring ;)
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 14:07
I don't know about insane...but women tend, in general, to be more emotional than men...
Bah!
Thats a lame answer!
The question was "Wich sex is the craziest?", not "emotional".
So..pick!
Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.
Quite, and never trust a god who wears a top hat and grins all the time.
As for the poll itself, women are definitely crazier, but that's exactly why we love 'em! :)
Randomlittleisland
09-08-2005, 14:53
Same here.
Of course, it's also necessary to point out who it is who starts the most wars...
Compare the proportion of female British Prime Ministers who've got us involved in wars to the proportion of male Prime Ministers who've done the same. :D
I haven't got time to work out the male proportion but the female one is 100%. :p
Failing that check my sig.
I can't believe that i'm the first person to vote for men. Where are all the feminists?
Sorry love...feminists are about gender equity, not gender superiority. I'd say the human race as a whole is equally whacked.
I agree wholeheartedly.
Men can be crazy too...but its not usually much in comparison to the average mindset of the fairer sex.
Hmm. The stats say otherwise. Unless you think the much higher instances of violence perpetrated by men is a sign of mental health???
BackwoodsSquatches
09-08-2005, 15:27
Hmm. The stats say otherwise. Unless you think the much higher instances of violence perpetrated by men is a sign of mental health???
Pishaw, my friend.
Its not just about numbers, you see...
Its about quality!
Take some notorious female historcal figures that went loco, and see what they did...now..compare that to some equally notorious male ones..
Women get more creative in thier lunacy than men do.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 10:48
*shameless bump*
Swimmingpool
10-08-2005, 11:15
Why are men saying things like "men are stupid, uncomplicated" and "women are better than us". Do you have no pride in yourselves, guys?
Lunatic Goofballs
10-08-2005, 11:19
The most insane person I ever met was the brother of a former girlfriend of mine. But it was his sister and mother that made him that crazy. *nod*
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 11:22
The most insane person I ever met was the brother of a former girlfriend of mine. But it was his sister and mother that made him that crazy. *nod*
Aint that the guy that tried to smash in yer boys?
Yup..thats crazy all right.
Even worse knowing it was Vaginamancy that did it.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-08-2005, 11:26
Aint that the guy that tried to smash in yer boys?
Yup..thats crazy all right.
Even worse knowing it was Vaginamancy that did it.
Yep. broke my nose, three ribs and dislocated my shoulder too. :(
Anyone who has seen an episode of Americas funniest videos and still can conclude that anyone or anything is crazier than men, must be crazy... :p
How many women would hit themselves in the face with a large sheet of clear plastic until they knocked themselves unconcious...I reckon about zero, the same cannot be said for men... :D
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 11:35
Anyone who has seen an episode of Americas funniest videos and still can conclude that anyone or anything is crazier than men, must be crazy... :p
How many women would hit themselves in the face with a large sheet of clear plastic until they knocked themselves unconcious...I reckon about zero, the same cannot be said for men... :D
Well, on a much darker token....how many men would drive their children into a lake, becuase he was afraid he wasnt raising them right?
crazie is as crazie does.
Jello Biafra
10-08-2005, 12:15
Compare the proportion of female British Prime Ministers who've got us involved in wars to the proportion of male Prime Ministers who've done the same. :D
I haven't got time to work out the male proportion but the female one is 100%. :pLol. Gotta love the properties of small numbers. And I've always said about Reagan: at least he wasn't Thatcher.
Simply put folks..
Wich of the sexes are more prone to frickin craziness, and why?
My opinion says that its clearly women.
Why?
A woman will stab you....becuase she loves you.
Poll Coming....
As a gal who has dated both men and women, I have to hand the prize to women. My gender is loony.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 12:20
As a gal who has dated both men and women, I have to hand the prize to women. My gender is loony.
agreed.
Sage wisdom.
agreed.
Sage wisdom.
The odd thing is, it's not like the crazy is actually carried on the extra X chromosome...there is a significant minority of non-crazy females. Thus I feel it behooves all of us woman-daters to figure out what makes the majority of the fairer sex turn full-blown batshit crazy. Perhaps all the horrid perfume and uncomfortable shoes...?
Aston villa f c
10-08-2005, 12:25
well it depends who the person is, not the sex. ;)
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 12:26
The odd thing is, it's not like the crazy is actually carried on the extra X chromosome...there is a significant minority of non-crazy females. Thus I feel it behooves all of us woman-daters to figure out what makes the majority of the fairer sex turn full-blown batshit crazy. Perhaps all the horrid perfume and uncomfortable shoes...?
It could be.
Im thinking its tied into estrogen production.
The more of it in the body, the more the equilibrium is swayed to the "batshit" side.
Have you noticed that "girly" girls, are more batshit, than ones who exhibit "Tomboy-ish" behaviour?
It could be.
Im thinking its tied into estrogen production.
The more of it in the body, the more the equilibrium is swayed to the "batshit" side.
Have you noticed that "girly" girls, are more batshit, than ones who exhibit "Tomboy-ish" behaviour?
That might be socialization, though. Women who embrace both "masculine" and "feminine" traits are probably much more sane, because they are choosing to express whatever traits actually reflect themselves. Meanwhile, women who submit completely to the traditional model of femininity are already suffering a mini psychotic break, especially since the traditional model TELLS them to be nuts...they're supposed to be emotional, irrational, helpless, demanding, creatures who absolutely must talk about their feelings during extra innings when the bases are loaded.
Cheese penguins
10-08-2005, 12:31
Joan of Arc?
Joan of Arc did not start the war, she came in half way through and claimedall sorts of weird crap bout god... the war was started by the french king of the time unless i am mistaken.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 12:35
That might be socialization, though. Women who embrace both "masculine" and "feminine" traits are probably much more sane, because they are choosing to express whatever traits actually reflect themselves. Meanwhile, women who submit completely to the traditional model of femininity are already suffering a mini psychotic break, especially since the traditional model TELLS them to be nuts...they're supposed to be emotional, irrational, helpless, demanding, creatures who absolutely must talk about their feelings during extra innings when the bases are loaded.
I see...
So, the type of girls who are comfortable loafing on the couch in a pair of sweats, are socially, less likely to go on a stabbing spree?
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 12:36
Joan of Arc did not start the war, she came in half way through and claimedall sorts of weird crap bout god... the war was started by the french king of the time unless i am mistaken.
Wasnt she supposedly the one who was able to get her king to go to war?
I see...
So, the type of girls who are comfortable loafing on the couch in a pair of sweats, are socially, less likely to go on a stabbing spree?
Well, being around that sort of girl makes ME less likely to go on a stabbing spree, so I extrapolate from there.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 12:40
Well, being around that sort of girl makes ME less likely to go on a stabbing spree, so I extrapolate from there.
Interesting.
So, would you say that Vaginamancy has a lesser effect on other women?
Interesting.
So, would you say that Vaginamancy has a lesser effect on other women?
Hmmm. I dunno. They do seem to whip each other into a frenzy at times.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 12:43
Hmmm. I dunno. They do seem to whip each other into a frenzy at times.
Thats either a very interesting perspective on sociology, or really hawt!
Naturality
10-08-2005, 12:44
I'm a woman, and I vote women. Alot of women are spiteful, envious, manipulative, greedy, vindictive grudge holders that love drama. At least men are usually up front -- mean what they say, say what they mean, get over it and shut up. :eek:
Really tho, I'm going by my experiences in my life and family. Men have their faults as well, but I consider women the more insane.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 12:46
I'm a woman, and I vote women. Alot of women are spiteful, envious, manipulative, greedy, vindictive grudge holders that love drama.
Yah..and then theres the crazy ones!
*guffaw*
The Lightning Star
10-08-2005, 12:51
I vote Women, but not as in "all women are crazier than all men".
The average woman is probably "crazier" than the average man, but we men have had some pretty crazy people(A little bit of Adolf, anyone?) So while our crazy people are crazier than your crazy people, the average man is not as crazy(lazy, maybe, not not crazy).
Of course, I am insane, so I'm more crazy than all of you!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[/slap self]
I need to get less-insane friends...
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 12:53
I need to get less-insane friends...
Or crazier ones, so you look sane in comparison.
*nods*
Naturality
10-08-2005, 12:55
It could be.
Im thinking its tied into estrogen production.
The more of it in the body, the more the equilibrium is swayed to the "batshit" side.
Have you noticed that "girly" girls, are more batshit, than ones who exhibit "Tomboy-ish" behaviour?
Yes indeed.. but not always. I've met bat shits on both sides.
I Still Like Oranges
10-08-2005, 13:02
depends what you mean as crazy
Sydenzia
10-08-2005, 13:03
Before I go ahead and answer this question, I'd like to point out a trend I've noticed in this thread, namely calling things I don't feel qualify as crazy, crazy.
War, as an example. Going to war is by no means a sign of mental or emotional instability. It can be done for the safety or betterment of the initiating country; for financial, political or geographical gain; for revenge or honour; and no doubt other reasons I'm missing.
None of those, however much you may disagree with them, inherently suggest mental instability. It is simply a different viewpoint, a different set of values. Just because something seems apalling to us, it does not make it universally bad, nor crazy.
The same applies to men doing things that seem stupid, and men's higher tendency to violence. Depending on your values, violence can be entirely justifiable. And while violence can be caused by a mental instability, it would be unfair to refer to violence as a whole that way.
My vote, then, is based on whom I feel has the higher likelihood of exhibiting unexpected, unmotivated or unreasoned (or at least without clear motivation or reason), erratic behaviour. This in turn is based on my personal life experience, which obviously may vary from yours.
With no disrespect to anyone intended, I therefore cast my vote against women.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-08-2005, 13:04
depends what you mean as crazy
Insane; irrational.
"One who acts insanely"
I Still Like Oranges
10-08-2005, 13:06
ah, irrational, so not the good crazy like me, well than i wanna change my vote, its gotta be women
Carnivorous Lickers
10-08-2005, 13:07
I dont think either of the sexes is more insane than the other. There are many good examples of total nuts in both sexes.
Men dont always understand how women think/act and visa versa.
We're all freaking nuts, it just depends on how long you look at us to finally realize it.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-08-2005, 17:35
I'd say women, as that just goes with my theory (Women= Crazy-EVIL, Men=Crazy-Stupid). Women are insane, vile, and maipulative. Straight males are carzy and stupid for the fact that they pursue/trust a sex that is, on the whole, insane, vile, and manipulative.
Gay men, on the other hand, are merely slightly touched and tend toward bitchiness, so they just might be humankind's redemption. At least, they are the deciding factor that makes men saner than women.
Mazalandia
11-08-2005, 16:39
Women are more unpredictable, and therefore more noticably insane
It's all in the hormones