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Gather round kiddies... so I was sleeping last night. as I tend to do during a rem cycle and was dreaming, snorting and such. When into my dreams pops Columbo. My dream centring around me slapping Dubya with a fish (we'll get into that later) was crudly interupted by an interrogation by Columbo.

Which then proceeded to involve me and Columbo at La Dolce Vita (damned good desserts). It ended with a gentlemanly kiss and me invading Russia.

Ok, so there was no sex. But that still was one weird ass dream.

I got to keep his raincoat too...

it's only really weird if you wake up in the morning still clutching said raincoat

it's only really weird if you wake up in the morning still clutching said raincoat
Or beside the Kremlin being petted by Jeb Bush...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!oH GOD! *gauges out eyes*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!oH GOD! *gauges out eyes*
Ha! That's the last thing you'll ever see!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!oH GOD! *gauges out eyes*
We won't need eyes where we're going.
But to those who have yet to welcome the thoughts of the original poster into their heads, I can only say:
Liberate Tutame Ix Columbo Wet Dream Thread

I had a dream recently that can only be described as disturbing.

I forget the circumstance, but it involved a very dear friend whispering sweet nothings into my ear.

That's not the disturbing part; the disturbing part was that I didn't know how to react to this. He's not a sexual friend, in any way, and so I was put off by it. I froze, and didn't know how to react. That sucks.

I have said some strange things in my last few posts, but I refuse to touch this with anything less than a 20 ft "What the fuck" pole

We won't need eyes where we're going.
But to those who have yet to welcome the thoughts of the original poster into their heads, I can only say:
Liberate Tutame Ix Columbo Wet Dream Thread
Liberate tutame? Liberate me!

I feel much better about the multiple dreams involving Brian Denehey, including one which he led a crime syndicate bent on over throwing red shampoo in favor of blue...



well, a little better...

Strange, I only dream about swimming pools being taken over by the mob, and then going swimming in a high boating traffic river with a girl I only met once. We were swimming to a floating mcdonalds. I forgot to mention that the swimming pool was under an overpass.

I've had dreams that, while not recurring, all focus around one central place: A museum-boneyard thing in the middle of the desert that contained some planes, some in mint condition, some obviosly derelict; random airplane parts; and a U-Boat. It's just out there in the middle of the desert. It's apparently adjacent to some sort of airport, since I had to go across the airport to get to the museum once.

I got to keep his raincoat too...


Good thinking. Even if it's a just a dream, no raincoat - no sex.

Good thinking. Even if it's a just a dream, no raincoat - no sex.
That's damn funny.

I had a dream recently that can only be described as disturbing.

I forget the circumstance, but it involved a very dear friend whispering sweet nothings into my ear.

That's not the disturbing part; the disturbing part was that I didn't know how to react to this. He's not a sexual friend, in any way, and so I was put off by it. I froze, and didn't know how to react. That sucks.
A little.

I feel much better about the multiple dreams involving Brian Denehey, including one which he led a crime syndicate bent on over throwing red shampoo in favor of blue...



well, a little better...
That's falls well to the "freaky ass, as freakin', what the...?" side.

I've had dreams that, while not recurring, all focus around one central place: A museum-boneyard thing in the middle of the desert that contained some planes, some in mint condition, some obviosly derelict; random airplane parts; and a U-Boat. It's just out there in the middle of the desert. It's apparently adjacent to some sort of airport, since I had to go across the airport to get to the museum once.
Unless this ends with you boinking Monk or Detective Gaurin, We're not interested. :P