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and I will answer and and all questions you have.

Could you prove the Riemann Hypothesis for me? Or at least give me a hint?

What is the meaning of life?
Where do we go after we die?
Can I have a pony?
Who let the dogs out?

Could you tell me if you believe this reality of mine is suficiently real?

When you decided this was the way the universe would be, what the hell were you on and where can I get some?

Why are you posing as me?

on a rating of 1 to 10 rate your creation. 1 being crappy, 10 being excelent

1. Deep down, you know what the answer is, Vetalia. You can do it. Unless you're a failure, then in which case you can't.
2. The meaning of life is the same as the meaning of drunk.

3. You go to Hell, usually, unless you've been a good boy or girl.

4. Yes, for Christmas.

5. That was Jesus, I've told that boy so many times not to.

Which religion is right?

Could you please identify these nasty boils I have in the armpits?

Evilness and Chaos, your reality is 57.48493% sufficient.
Xhadam, I wasn 't on any drugs, it just seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lord-General Drache, there's more than one god you know.
Seosavists, I give it a 3, but that's my fault I suppose.
Oak Trail, Hinduism.

If people are made in your image, does that mean you're really, really dumb?

And what do you have against me, anyway?

Do you have the candy girl soundtrack?

Evilness and Chaos, your reality is 57.48493% sufficient.
Xhadam, I wasn 't on any drugs, it just seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lord-General Drache, there's more than one god you know.
Seosavists, I give it a 3, but that's my fault I suppose.
Oak Trail, Hinduism.

Of course there's more than one, but as you well know, I'm the Creator of them. And you just don't want to publicly admit it.

1) what does a girl mean when she "just wants to be friends"?
2) Who shot JFK?
3) Which is better: Led Zepplin or The Who?

prove that you exist.

1. Why does a baby go to hell or purgatory or whatever if it dies before it is baptised?

2. Why are you so sadistic? Like asking a man to kill his son, or favoring the sacrifice of a lamb over harvest?

3. Why would you create Adam and Eve in complete innocence (much like children) and tell them "Do whatever you want, but DON'T do this..." That's just plain stupid parenting. Everyone knows a kid is going to do the one thing you tell them not to.

4. Why am I in the same level of hell as Hitler for having premarital sex and playing GTA??? WTF???

Time to BUMP it up a notch, BAM!

1. Why does a baby go to hell or purgatory or whatever if it dies before it is baptised?

2. Why are you so sadistic? Like asking a man to kill his son, or favoring the sacrifice of a lamb over harvest?

3. Why would you create Adam and Eve in complete innocence (much like children) and tell them "Do whatever you want, but DON'T do this..." That's just plain stupid parenting. Everyone knows a kid is going to do the one thing you tell them not to.

4. Why am I in the same level of hell as Hitler for having premarital sex and playing GTA??? WTF???

Now, when did he (she? - sorry, don't know) say he was the Catholic god, huh? :p
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Oh, and why does good music have a drug-like effect on people (good being subjective, I know...)?

1. Why does a baby go to hell or purgatory or whatever if it dies before it is baptised?

2. Why are you so sadistic? Like asking a man to kill his son, or favoring the sacrifice of a lamb over harvest?

3. Why would you create Adam and Eve in complete innocence (much like children) and tell them "Do whatever you want, but DON'T do this..." That's just plain stupid parenting. Everyone knows a kid is going to do the one thing you tell them not to.

4. Why am I in the same level of hell as Hitler for having premarital sex and playing GTA??? WTF???
1. I hate babies, they're loud and annoying.
2. I never told him to do that, he was huffing spray paint. I am a sadist if you haven't noticed.
3. I wanted to discover human nature

Poliwanacraca, did I ever claim to be a genius, No! You smell like paint chips, that's why.

Jenrak, not yet.

Lord-General Drache, you are the co-creator, I'll give you that.

Zexaland: 1. You're impotent
2. The guy in the Grassy Knoll
3. The Who

* hands Seosavists $1,000* Do I exist now?

Time to BUMP it up a notch, BAM!
subtle

* hands Seosavists $1,000* Do I exist now?
ok, I shall convert many followers with this story.

I know God exists cause he bribed me to believe in him! :D

Yo, God, is it okey to wank off?

Ahem... I hate to be pushy but the 4th question was really my most important and I would really appreciate an answer... :D

Is abortion murder?

Ahem... I hate to be pushy but the 4th question was really my most important and I would really appreciate an answer... :D

Yeah answer the man...
What do you prefere to be called, jehova allah or just God, or God almighty, or Lord,, PLease sir beggens

*incestbob looks up to the sky, and hopes lightning will not strike him down for this forward question*

Yeah answer the man...
What do you prefere to be called, jehova allah or just God, or God almighty, or Lord,, PLease sir beggens

*incestbob looks up to the sky, and hopes lightning will not strike him down for this forward question*

*lightings strikes Incestbob but for a completely diffrent reason.....He knows why*

Pretend I'm God and I will answer any and all questions you have.
I tried, honest I did, but it's just too much of a philosophical leap! :D

I tried, honest I did, but it's just too much of a philosophical leap! :D

:D I'll second that.

*lightings strikes Incestbob but for a completely diffrent reason.....He knows why*
*INcestbob wishes he had not killed his sister for a coke and runes to give him self up to the police*

4. Why am I in the same level of hell as Hitler for having premarital sex and playing GTA??? WTF???
Let me answer this one! Mwahahaha!

Because you're evil, evil, evil ... EVIL, do you hear! :D

4. That was a typographical error, my bad.

Wanking off is not a sin, provided it's done correctly.

:D I'll second that.
ROFLMAO! See! Others agree with me on this! :D

Let me answer this one! Mwahahaha!

Because you're evil, evil, evil ... EVIL, do you hear! :D

Yeah and you're hanging on to my catholic schoolgirl skirt tails so ha!!! ;) Enjoy the ride. I hope there's a tour bus in hell. It could be very informative.

Eutrusca, you're promoted to a Guardian Angel.

Does hell have a tour bus?

Yeah and you're hanging on to my catholic schoolgirl skirt tails so ha!!! ;) Enjoy the ride. I hope there's a tour bus in hell. It could be very informative.
"Catholic schoolgirl skirts?" Hmmmm! Perhaps I will enjoy the ride! :D

1, what would it be like to punch a cow?
2, how meny fingers am i holding up
3, y-fronts or boxer shorts
4, if you buy a bag 10 sweets and you share the bag with 7 people, how meny of them are secretly gay?
5, hath thy smoted anyone recently?

catch you later god

Ben

Eutrusca, you're promoted to a Guardian Angel.
OMG! Of what??? [ worried look ]

OMG! Of what??? [ worried look ]
The wine cellar and my porn stash.

1, It would be funny
2, I know, but I'm not telling.
3, I'm fun and fancy free, baby! :D
4, About half of them
5, I clubbed a baby seal earlier.

Hell as an entire department of tourism.

Hell as an entire department of tourism.

YAY!!! (and I should've know God would be a free-baller)

and I will answer and and all questions you have.
were the burnt offerings I sent overdone?
and would Fish offend you?

The wine cellar and my porn stash.
Hmmm! [ thumbs through the stash ] Hey! I know this girl! :D

Why?

YAY!!! (and I should've know God would be a free-baller)
Not to be too pushy, but ... where are my Catholic schoolgirls? :D

Why?
As offical Guardian Angel, I hereby smite Luporum for asking impertainent questions! * * SMITE * *

Not to be too pushy, but ... where are my Catholic schoolgirls? :D

On their way to hell apparently. In the meantime Reno, NV which is close enough to hell.

On their way to hell apparently.
ROFL!

Damn! [ tries to tumb a ride with Peter Jennings! ] :D

As offical Guardian Angel, I hereby smite Luporum for asking impertainent questions! * * SMITE * *

With the last ounce of breath: why?

With the last ounce of breath: why?
why an Ounce of breath... why not a gram or kilogram or milligram or maybe even a ton of breath?

With the last ounce of breath: why?
I dunno, Luporum, there's just sumthin' about you that pisses me off! :D

** Hehe, just stole me a hellbound tour bus and picking up all the smitten ones for a joy ride**

why an Ounce of breath... why not a gram or kilogram or milligram or maybe even a ton of breath?
Metrics! Metrics are an abomination! * * SMITE * *

I dunno, Luporum, there's just sumthin' about you that pisses me off! :D

...can't argue that logi... Deaded

Not to be too pushy, but ... where are my Catholic schoolgirls? :D
The offering was fine, I am allergic to shellfish.

Oh yes, here is your key to the harem.

Metrics! Metrics are an abomination! * * SMITE * *
With my last breath.. can you rez me?thud

With my last breath.. can you rez me?thud

Sorry I'm late but I forgot to bind nearby. Rezzes JuNii to full health

With my last breath.. can you rez me?thud

Jeez... how many last breaths does everybody get?

Oh yes, here is your key to the harem.
[ unlocks the door ... and runs screaming from the building ]

No one in there but Ann Coulter! Aieeeeeee! :eek:

Jeez... how many last breaths does everybody get?
Seven and one half.

Seven and one half.

Oh sure, you'll answer that question. :rolleyes:

Oh sure, you'll answer that question. :rolleyes:
Well, er *hands Origami Tigers $10,000 and a hooker* does that make it all better?

I got a new question: Where's your weakpoint?

Nudges massive anti-tank rifle under the couch

Well, er *hands Origami Tigers $10,000 and a hooker* does that make it all better?
Hey! He gets ten grand and a hooker, and all I get is Ann Coulter? WTF is up wid dis "Guardian Angel, BS? :headbang:

Well, er *hands Origami Tigers $10,000 and a hooker* does that make it all better?

Oh great, now you've given me the means to get drugs and an STD. Some god you are. **Kicks tourbus into full gear and dodges lightining bolts**

I got a new question: Where's your weakpoint?

Nudges massive anti-tank rifle under the couchI don't have one. I have many.

Hey! He gets ten grand and a hooker, and all I get is Ann Coulter? WTF is up wid dis "Guardian Angel, BS? :headbang:
Oh, goddamn it, here. *a 1,000 hot Catholic school girls suddenly appear*

Hey! He gets ten grand and a hooker, and all I get is Ann Coulter? WTF is up wid dis "Guardian Angel, BS? :headbang:

ROFLMAO

At least you get to smite people!!

Oh, goddamn it, here. *a 1,000 hot Catholic school girls suddenly appear*

Did you know you just took your own name in vain? Eutrusca, you should smite Neo!!

I don't have one.

Well than where's Eutrusca's? wicked smile

Hey! He gets ten grand and a hooker, and all I get is Ann Coulter? WTF is up wid dis "Guardian Angel, BS? :headbang:
*peeks in Room...*
but Sir Eutrusca... she's gagged, tied up and I see alot of nice wickedly painful torture devices in there...

What did you ask for anyway???


JUST ASKING... NOT INSINUATEING ANYTHING...
*runs behind Neo Kervoskia*

Oh, goddamn it, here. *a 1,000 hot Catholic school girls suddenly appear*
OMG! NOW what do I do??? ROFLMAO!

[ contemplates an early death from a massive myocardial infarction ] :D

ROFLMAO

At least you get to smite people!!
Hehehehe! Oh yeah. Here ...


* * SMITE * *

OMG! NOW what do I do??? ROFLMAO!

[ contemplates an early death from a massive mycardial infarction ] :D
LMFAO! realize that in some mythos I read about angles, they're sexless... neither male or female. with that in mind and your question... :D :D

OMG! NOW what do I do??? ROFLMAO!

[ contemplates an early death from a massive myocardial infarction ] :D

Drags massive anti-tank rifle from under the couch and takes aim

Vengence will be mine...This is why you don't like me

*peeks in Room...*
but Sir Eutrusca... she's gagged, tied up and I see alot of nice wickedly painful torture devices in there...

What did you ask for anyway???


JUST ASKING... NOT INSINUATEING ANYTHING...
*runs behind Neo Kervoskia*
Um ... never you mind! That's classified information to be revealed purely on a "need to know" basis ... and you don't need to know! :D

Hehehehe! Oh yeah. Here ...


* * SMITE * *

Did you just smite me? Talk about letting it go to your head!

LMFAO! realize that in some mythos I read about angles, they're sexless... neither male or female. with that in mind and your question... :D :D
Don't EVEN go there! :p

Don't EVEN go there! :p
Well, I do want to be true to mythology so...

*POOF*

I made 100 posts in the past 24 hours, I am an addict.

Well, I do want to be true to mythology so...

*POOF*
grant me and mine eternal protection from Eutrusca and his minions and I will always give unto you the best wine from my vinyards, the best calfs from my herds, the best of my harvests.

even all of my daughters 'first night' shall be given unto you.

Well, I do want to be true to mythology so...

*POOF*
OMG! NOW look what you went 'n done! [ runs around in circles ]

OMG! NOW look what you went 'n done! [ runs around in circles ]
I'll give it back, but you can only smite one person..as hour.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

grant me and mine eternal protection from Eutrusca and his minions and I will always give unto you the best wine from my vinyards, the best calfs from my herds, the best of my harvests.

even all of my daughters 'first night' shall be given unto you.
"Minions." ROFLMAO!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Damned if I know, but it takes 1,565,469 to get to the center of a catholic schoolgirl! ROFLMAO!!!

I'll give it back, but you can only smite one person..as hour.
yesyesyesyesyesyesyes! Anything! [ weeps uncontrollably ]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Damned if I know, but it takes 1,565,469 to get to the center of a catholic schoolgirl! ROFLMAO!!!

That explains so many personal problems of mine...

Damned if I know, but it takes 1,565,469 to get to the center of a catholic schoolgirl! ROFLMAO!!!

Or six inches...

That explains so many personal problems of mine...
Hahahahahaha! Ask and ye shall receive! :D

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Dammit! I was one off when I counted!

Or six inches...
Hah! You obviously know nothing about catholic schoolgirls! :D

dear god,
ive been suffering from a rash on my inner thigh and now its spreading to me balls.. its also sweating puss and itches like crazy.. ive tried anti-biotics and bandaids but i dont think its working very well, what should i do?? please help me..
Love,
Sleepless in Seattle

Hah! You obviously know nothing about catholic schoolgirls! :D

Oh yeah. How big is a credit card, anyway?

Or six inches...

Only six?

list graham's number, with the actual digits, in a base ten system, and post it on here without removing it, and using no operations to shorten it. :D

Only six?
[ looks at No tengo pantalones ] See what I mean, you dweeb! Heh!

dear god,
ive been suffering from a rash on my inner thigh and now its spreading to me balls.. its also sweating puss and itches like crazy.. ive tried anti-biotics and bandaids but i dont think its working very well, what should i do?? please help me..
Love,
Sleepless in Seattle

Not that I'm God or anything, but common sense would be to stop seeing prostitutes.

Haha.

God, is masturbation really evil?

(On a side note, I'd like to apologize for the stain on your rug.)

Only six?

Well, you're not supposed to stick the full two feet in, or it hurts the girl.

Well, you're not supposed to stick the full two feet in, or it hurts the girl.

If it were a full two feet, you'd probably be too passed out to use it in the first place.

If it were a full two feet, you'd probably be too passed out to use it in the first place.

Yeah but it would still think and act of its own accord. You'd probably wake up with a warrant out for your arrest though.

If it were a full two feet, you'd probably be too passed out to use it in the first place.

Or she would be :)

Or she would be :)
Nahh. The rush of blood from your head ( the larger one ) would make you faint! :)

and I will answer and and all questions you have.

Why won't people admit being wrong, even if they will gain knowledge and respect by doing it?

What's with the field?

I've got a question. :confused:

How long will it be before somebody (mentioning no names) crashes the thread, calls us all heretics and tells us we're going to hell? ;)