NationStates Jolt Archive

http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/002276.html

'bout time.

Poor attempt at humor. I looked over that site and I started to feel really sorry for you conservatives. Perhaps conservatives need to put money into thinking as well... maybe hire a joke writer or two from the left also.

Poor attempt at humor. I looked over that site and I started to feel really sorry for you conservatives. Perhaps conservatives need to put money into thinking as well... maybe hire a joke writer or two from the left also.
I know I normaly am a parody sort of guy ... for some reason this one was horrible

i see that democrats have adopted the "cheaper, faster, better" method. after all, it takes the republicans something on the order of $500 million per year to come up with their completely unworkable ideas and the talking points to go with them.

i see that democrats have adopted the "cheaper, faster, better" method. after all, it takes the republicans something on the order of $500 million per year to come up with their completely unworkable ideas and the talking points to go with them.With Democrats (Clinton era) in power:
* More than 22 million new jobs
* Highest homeownership in American history
* Lowest unemployment in 30 years
* Paid off $360 billion of the national debt
* Lowest poverty rate in 20 years
* Higher incomes at all levels
* Converted the largest budget deficit, up to that time, (inherited from 3 consecutive republican terms) in American history to the largest surplus
* Lowest government spending in three decades
* Lowest federal income tax burden in 35 years
* More families own stock than ever before