Neo Kervoskia
08-08-2005, 02:18
Here is how it works, bitch, you parody a song/poem/etc. and you tell us somewhere, it could be hidden, what that song is.
My Song for the Asking
I gave you my song, just for asking
You asked me and I was played
I did it all, just to see you smile
It was my tune, you did the taking
You took it and ran away
You destroyed my life
Thinkin’ it over, I was sad
Thinkin’ over I was more than glad
To change my ways, just for asking
You asked me and I played away
All the love that I had inside.
"Song for the Asking"
Simon & Garfunkel
Yeah, it's depressing, and perhaps not a pardoy, per se, but yeah...
Here is how it works, bitch, you parody a song/poem/etc. and you tell us somewhere, it could be hidden, what that song is.
THe Libertarian NS General Song:
MAAAASOCHISIM!
Where the Posts come flaming down the page!
Where the Whining Bleat
Of Servile Sheep
Calls for Government Again!
Maaaasochisim!
Makes me argue till my keybord's due
To be replaced, such a disgrace
Since my computer's fairly new!
Now we know that the Mod's have a hand
In keeping Debate free of SPAM,
To Trolls we saaaay, just GTF awaaaay!
We'll argue Nannies with Logic
Masochisim! :headbang: Hooray!
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The sapper song:
Trinitrotoulene Det Cord and ANFO,
RDX, C4 and A4 we all know,
Mine Clearing Charges laid out in long strings,
These are a few of my favorite things....
(oompapa oompapa)
Cream coloured SEMTEX in wax paper wrappers
Electric Blacting caps set off those snappers!
ADEMS that turn great big Dams into streams,
These are a few of my favorite things!
When the skys light, from a fire fight and the Arty's bad,
I simply remember to wire my next mine, and then I don't feel so sad!
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A Psychotic's Christmas
Rambo COmes Home:
Wreck the walls with twin gun volleys
-shooting into crowds to watch them run!
GE miniguns make me jolly
-mount two on your car, for twice the fun.
Kill we now the Christmas Shoppers
-in the halls of the malls, cut them down
Hand Grenades are party stoppers
-lob one in the eggnog and run, run, run.
Don't forget Leatherface/Ed Gein...
Chainsaws Ring, are you listn'in?
On the Lane, Blood is Glistn'in.
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Stalking in a Winter Wonderland...
Oh, in the meadow we can flay a wo man
And pretend that she is Mama Brown
We can wear her face and hair so no man
Can say that we aren't fun to be around
When it snows, ain't it thrilllin
To again start the killin
To frolic and play the psychopath way
Stalkin in a winter wonderland!
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Attila The Hun Song
RapeAndPilliageLootAndBurn
But all in Moderation
If you do the things I say you soon will rule your nation
Kill all of your enemies
and then kill their relations
RapeAndPilliageLootAndBurn
But all in moderation!....
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Can I stop now? My Psychologist is calling... (or is that Mother?....shut up shut up shut up!) :D
Neo Kervoskia
08-08-2005, 03:32
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Can I stop now? My Psychologist is calling... (or is that Mother?....shut up shut up shut up!) :D
ROFL! Keep singing, my little play thing!