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I've had 6 bottle's of Red Square abd I don't even feel a little bit tipsy...

I've had 6 bottle's of Red Square abd I don't even feel a little bit tipsy...



That's because you're drinking a pinko, commie drink. Red Square! Pfft! Try a capitalist American brew!

I've had 6 bottle's of Red Square abd I don't even feel a little bit tipsy...
That's because when you went out of the room, your friends filled six empty bottles of Red Square with their free-flowing beer-urine.

Don't worry, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the two liquids either. Nor can nine out of ten cats, incidentally. *pats A2005 on the shoulder*

pft, red square, hit the pure vodka!!!

Their combined alcohol content is equivalent to 2.5 pints of beer. Which isn't likely to get you very drunk. I wouldn't drive, though. ;)

I've had 6 bottle's of Red Square abd I don't even feel a little bit tipsy...How old are you, how frequently do you drink alcohol, and how old were the bottles?

That's because you're drinking a pinko, commie drink. Red Square! Pfft! Try a capitalist American brew!

If there is one thing I don't like about the US.. it has to be the crappy alcohol. The beer here sucks.

I've had 6 bottle's of Red Square abd I don't even feel a little bit tipsy...

It's called tolerance hun, happens to the best of us. I use to get tipsy on one bottle of wine, now it takes two.. ;)

I've had 6 bottle's of Red Square abd I don't even feel a little bit tipsy...
There's nothing wrong with you, it's just that God hates you. :)

How old are you, how frequently do you drink alcohol, and how old were the bottles?

1. 13 next month
2. Rarely... twice a year maybe
3. Just bought

drink more!

edit: if you're 12 maybe i shouldn't be encouraging you :P

I've had 6 bottle's of Red Square abd I don't even feel a little bit tipsy...

You sure about that?

You added an apostrophe to "bottle" when you didn't need to, and you misspelled "and".

Yep...you're drunk!

It's called tolerance hun, happens to the best of us. I use to get tipsy on one bottle of wine, now it takes two.. ;)
:eek: Wow.

You sure about that?

You added an apostrophe to "bottle" when you didn't need to, and you misspelled "and".

Yep...you're drunk!
*points and laughs while bathing in a tub of Jim Beams, absorbing the alcohol directly into his spinal column*

I shouldn't drink that much at your age if I was you, although, what country are you from, it might be legal there...

1. 13 next month
2. Rarely... twice a year maybe
3. Just bought

1) If you're 12, you shouldn't be drinking that much alcohol! ;)
3) I meant, how long had they been sitting on the shelf before you bought them? Do you know? Does it say "1996" or "2000" or something of the sort on the bottle?

1. 13 next month

Umm, you shouldn't be drinking at all. I'm telling your parents.. what is your phone number? C'mon, up it! :D

Umm, you shouldn't be drinking at all. I'm telling your parents.. what is your phone number? C'mon, up it! :D
don't say up it... up yours

I shouldn't drink that much at your age if I was you, although, what country are you from, it might be legal there...
nah... about 5 years till can drink leaglly

don't say up it... up yours

Hahaha, "up it" means "give it to me" it's not an insult..lol

1. 13 next month
2. Rarely... twice a year maybe
3. Just bought

1. for shame on you! 12 and wanting to get drunk
2. you may naturally have a tolerance.
3. it's still a weak beer.

btw... are you overweight? that will do it

That's because you're drinking a pinko, commie drink. Red Square! Pfft! Try a capitalist American brew!

Brings a Monty Python joke to mind:
"Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? It's f-cking close to water!"

1. for shame on you! 12 and wanting to get drunk
2. you may naturally have a tolerance.
3. it's still a weak beer.

btw... are you overweight? that will do it
I'm slightly underweight...

If you want to get well and truly drunk then drink WKD Blue. If nothing else the hangover will be athentic.

Hahaha, "up it" means "give it to me" it's not an insult..lol
oh... sorry

It's called tolerance hun, happens to the best of us. I use to get tipsy on one bottle of wine, now it takes two.. ;)
wow, half a bottle and i can hardly walk!


as for you Anarchy it's cause you're still young, when i was 14 i once spent an entire night drinking vodka and uzo out of a pint glass at my mum's 40th, i had about half a bottle of vodka and 3/4 of the bottle of uzo in total and it didn't effect me at all, 3 years later and like i just said, half a bottle of wine and i'm completely rat-arsed

If there is one thing I don't like about the US.. it has to be the crappy alcohol. The beer here sucks.

Tis the downside to capitalism. The beer we have here is not even beer by definition of the term. Corn Sugar is much cheaper than Malt. US beer is better defined as carbonated alcholic beverage, but the average cost of ingredients of a 6 pack of bud is about 3 cents!

We'repretty capitalist in the UK too and we have the real stuff. Old Speckled Hen anyone?

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If there is one thing I don't like about the US.. it has to be the crappy alcohol. The beer here sucks.
Don't like alcohol? Smoke pot! :D

If you want to get well and truly drunk then drink WKD Blue. If nothing else the hangover will be athentic.
Ah yes, the drink with the appearance and taste of Windolene.

I've had 6 bottle's of Red Square abd I don't even feel a little bit tipsy...
Because it's a girlie drink! Drink scotch, it'll put hairs on your chest! :p

Ah yes, the drink with the appearance and taste of Windolene.

The terrifying thing is, it's still better in all respects than Smirnoff Ice.

12 years old and trying to get drunk?


Why? You want to become dependent on alcohol?

"According to research by the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, adolescents who begin drinking before age 15 are four times more likely to develop alcohol dependence than those who begin drinking at age 21."

Or you want to enter adulthood with a brain impairment?

"Adolescent alcohol abuse and dependence may prove to be more damaging than alcoholism in adulthood by killing brain cells in the hippocampus, blocking brain receptors that form memories and causing protracted neurological impairments, the researchers say."

Or maybe you want to lose all your teeth

"Teenagers who drink large quantities of alcohol are risking their teeth....those who drank heavily were more likely to suffer from dental erosion. This is a chemical dissolving of the teeth which first affects the enamel and then the dentine underneath."

Or you think that older kids will think you are COOL because you get drunk?

If they think you are cool, then its not because you are drinking, but because they probably drink and misery loves company. The more losers that are in their boat, and the less like losers they think they look.

Maybe you think it will attract the opposite sex?

Doubtful, since alcohol breath is pretty nasty, and its not very appealing when someone is throwing up and choking on their own tongue. Or even afterwards, who's gonna want someone with an impaired brain, rotten teeth and alcoholism?

YOu may be too young to be able to think about the future and plan for it, so my words may fall on deaf ears. But the very part of the brain that deals with planning and understanding consequences to your actions is the part you are destroying with alcohol.

good luck is all i can say.

(OK, I read everything about being 12 and the sorry state of your alcohol, but I'll let it pass for the moment...)

All body types are different. I personally do not get "tipy" - or even "buzzed" on beer or liquor (though my phisiomotor skills do eventually start getting impared (now) at around 8 oz/100proof) 12 oz Warm Saki will do me in though... .

My metabolisim is such that I can drink Distilled liquor until Alcoholic toxicity before I get "drunk". It's really quite scary if you think about it.

When you get old enough, find a mate (to stay sober and count) while you drink, totalling the shots/beers as you hit various stages of drunk. It will give you a baseline for knowing when to stop.