NationStates Jolt Archive


"Seminal pressure:" it's not just about breakfast anymore!

Eutrusca
07-08-2005, 13:58
After waking up a bit early this morning, I began to think about the fact that many guys wake up with what amounts to terminal tumescence. So I have a question for each sex:

* guys, what has been your experience with this particular ... problem?

* women, why aren't you helping more? :D
Legless Pirates
07-08-2005, 13:59
We have what? :confused:
E Blackadder
07-08-2005, 14:03
We have what? :confused:

i am with Lp...whats a tube...a tum..a sti...one of them?
Tactical Grace
07-08-2005, 14:09
Yeah, WTF just about sums it up. :confused:
Lunatic Goofballs
07-08-2005, 14:11
I see it as more of an opportunity than a problem. :)
Kanabia
07-08-2005, 14:11
Hahahaha...that's easy to explain...well...can you think of any particular topic that is more interesting to dream about?
Blue Dublin
07-08-2005, 14:14
Yeah there's nothing unusual about waking up with an erection. Just get up and it will wilt soon enough.
Eutrusca
07-08-2005, 14:15
I see it as more of an opportunity than a problem. :)
ROFLMAO!!! You would, you ... you ... prevert you! :D
Eutrusca
07-08-2005, 14:17
Yeah there's nothing unusual about waking up with an erection. Just get up and it will wilt soon enough.
But ... but ... but, isn't that a waste of a valuable national resource??? :D
Tactical Grace
07-08-2005, 14:18
Hahahaha...that's easy to explain...well...can you think of any particular topic that is more interesting to dream about?
Running away from a group of space-hoppers...and then there's an elevator, and some market researcher wants me to sample a packet of dried fruit assortment. :confused:
Eutrusca
07-08-2005, 14:19
Running away from a group of space-hoppers...and then there's an elevator, and some market researcher wants me to sample a packet of dried fruit assortment. :confused:
Um ... we need to talk. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
07-08-2005, 14:19
Running away from a group of space-hoppers...and then there's an elevator, and some market researcher wants me to sample a packet of dried fruit assortment. :confused:

I had a similar dream. Except that everyone was naked. *nod*
Legless Pirates
07-08-2005, 14:20
OOOOOOOOH!

*gets it*

It's the toothfairy. She needed a job on the side.
Eutrusca
07-08-2005, 14:21
OOOOOOOOH!

*gets it*

It's the toothfairy. She needed a job on the side.
Hmm. She needed a job on the side, or just a little on the side? And which side??? :D
Kanabia
07-08-2005, 14:23
Running away from a group of space-hoppers...and then there's an elevator, and some market researcher wants me to sample a packet of dried fruit assortment. :confused:

*fap fap fap*
Legless Pirates
07-08-2005, 14:24
Hmm. She needed a job on the side, or just a little on the side? And which side??? :D
You call that a little?

And the front side.....obviously
Lord-General Drache
07-08-2005, 16:12
I see it as more of an opportunity than a problem. :)

lol, what he said. Though I rarely experience it. And since my girlfriend is many,many, many miles away, she can't help so well with that.
Eutrusca
07-08-2005, 16:31
You call that a little?

And the front side.....obviously
ROFLMAO! I dont call it much of anything except "on the side!" LOL!
Lord-General Drache
07-08-2005, 16:33
Running away from a group of space-hoppers...and then there's an elevator, and some market researcher wants me to sample a packet of dried fruit assortment. :confused:

See what being a mod does to people? He'll need therapy for the rest of his life for the damage it's done to him.
Eutrusca
07-08-2005, 16:38
See what being a mod does to people? He'll need therapy for the rest of his life for the damage it's done to him.
Hahahahaha! Well, the chances of my ever becoming a Mod approach zero as a limit! :D
Laerod
07-08-2005, 16:40
Meh, I'm not having much trouble with the issue due to the medication I'm taking... :(
Fass
07-08-2005, 16:42
If this is a "problem," then I don't know what to say to you.
Fass
07-08-2005, 16:42
Meh, I'm not having much trouble with the issue due to the medication I'm taking... :(

What kind? Anti-depressants? Anti-hypertensives? Tried adjusting your dose?
Eutrusca
07-08-2005, 16:44
If this is a "problem," then I don't know what to say to you.
ROFLMAO!! Fass! I had no idea you were so good at the classic understatement! Kewl! :D
Laerod
07-08-2005, 16:49
What kind? Anti-depressants? Anti-hypertensives? Tried adjusting your dose?Anti-depressants. I'll be off of them on Wednesday though, since my therapist thinks I'm "only" lovesick...:)
Eutrusca
07-08-2005, 16:49
lol, what he said. Though I rarely experience it. And since my girlfriend is many,many, many miles away, she can't help so well with that.
Well, it almost always wakes me up when I try to roll over onto my stomach in the morning, eh? My current does her best to help me with that, but she lives rather far away too, so it's a continuing issue for us. ;)
Fass
07-08-2005, 16:51
Anti-depressants. I'll be off of them on Wednesday though, since my therapist thinks I'm "only" lovesick...:)

Weird that you got them in the first place then, isn't it? Ah, well, good to know you'll be coming off them - that's seriously not a fun side effect to get.
Laerod
07-08-2005, 16:57
Weird that you got them in the first place then, isn't it? Ah, well, good to know you'll be coming off them - that's seriously not a fun side effect to get.I had more problems with the nausea and the hives on my hands and feet. I haven't felt any desire for any of the girls around anyway (that basically means I haven't been interested in anyone since I'm straight :D).
As to getting on them, the symptoms of a depression and lovesickness are very similar, and in my case I've been lovesick for about three months with some nasty physical symptoms.
But I shouldn't be hijacking this thread... :p
(Thanks for your sympathy)
Eichen
07-08-2005, 17:28
It only bothers me if I really have to pee. That's very ackward when you're not dealing with a flexible hose, that's staring straight up at you.

I've thought about trying to relieve myself by doing a handstand, but I'm not that agile in the morning. :D
CelebrityFrogs
07-08-2005, 17:28
I've had to stop drinking in the evenings cos I got fed up with pissing on the wall behind my toilet!!!
Werteswandel
07-08-2005, 17:29
Grumble. As of this morning, my seminal pressures no longer have a helping hand (or anything else) ready to relieve them... bah.
Eichen
07-08-2005, 17:29
I've had to stop drinking in the evenings cos I got fed up with pissing on the wall behind my toilet!!!
:p :p :p
Fass
07-08-2005, 17:32
Grumble. As of this morning, my seminal pressures no longer have a helping hand (or anything else) ready to relieve them... bah.

You amputated your hands!?! :eek:

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Then how can you type?
Werteswandel
07-08-2005, 17:35
You amputated your hands!?! :eek:

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Then how can you type?
Thanks, I needed that!
Gartref
07-08-2005, 21:52
"Honey, I need your help. You see, lately I've been under a lot of seminal pressure."
Werteswandel
07-08-2005, 22:03
I'm pretty sure waking the lady up with a rod of steel usually only gets one a tongue-lashing.

heh. rod.