NationStates Jolt Archive

After waking up a bit early this morning, I began to think about the fact that many guys wake up with what amounts to terminal tumescence. So I have a question for each sex:

* guys, what has been your experience with this particular ... problem?

* women, why aren't you helping more? :D

We have what? :confused:

We have what? :confused:

i am with Lp...whats a tube...a tum..a sti...one of them?

Yeah, WTF just about sums it up. :confused:

I see it as more of an opportunity than a problem. :)

Hahahaha...that's easy to explain...well...can you think of any particular topic that is more interesting to dream about?

Yeah there's nothing unusual about waking up with an erection. Just get up and it will wilt soon enough.

I see it as more of an opportunity than a problem. :)
ROFLMAO!!! You would, you ... you ... prevert you! :D

Yeah there's nothing unusual about waking up with an erection. Just get up and it will wilt soon enough.
But ... but ... but, isn't that a waste of a valuable national resource??? :D

Hahahaha...that's easy to explain...well...can you think of any particular topic that is more interesting to dream about?
Running away from a group of space-hoppers...and then there's an elevator, and some market researcher wants me to sample a packet of dried fruit assortment. :confused:

Running away from a group of space-hoppers...and then there's an elevator, and some market researcher wants me to sample a packet of dried fruit assortment. :confused:
Um ... we need to talk. :p

Running away from a group of space-hoppers...and then there's an elevator, and some market researcher wants me to sample a packet of dried fruit assortment. :confused:

I had a similar dream. Except that everyone was naked. *nod*

OOOOOOOOH!

*gets it*

It's the toothfairy. She needed a job on the side.

OOOOOOOOH!

*gets it*

It's the toothfairy. She needed a job on the side.
Hmm. She needed a job on the side, or just a little on the side? And which side??? :D

Running away from a group of space-hoppers...and then there's an elevator, and some market researcher wants me to sample a packet of dried fruit assortment. :confused:

*fap fap fap*

Hmm. She needed a job on the side, or just a little on the side? And which side??? :D
You call that a little?

And the front side.....obviously

I see it as more of an opportunity than a problem. :)

lol, what he said. Though I rarely experience it. And since my girlfriend is many,many, many miles away, she can't help so well with that.

You call that a little?

And the front side.....obviously
ROFLMAO! I dont call it much of anything except "on the side!" LOL!

Running away from a group of space-hoppers...and then there's an elevator, and some market researcher wants me to sample a packet of dried fruit assortment. :confused:

See what being a mod does to people? He'll need therapy for the rest of his life for the damage it's done to him.

See what being a mod does to people? He'll need therapy for the rest of his life for the damage it's done to him.
Hahahahaha! Well, the chances of my ever becoming a Mod approach zero as a limit! :D

Meh, I'm not having much trouble with the issue due to the medication I'm taking... :(

If this is a "problem," then I don't know what to say to you.

Meh, I'm not having much trouble with the issue due to the medication I'm taking... :(

What kind? Anti-depressants? Anti-hypertensives? Tried adjusting your dose?

If this is a "problem," then I don't know what to say to you.
ROFLMAO!! Fass! I had no idea you were so good at the classic understatement! Kewl! :D

What kind? Anti-depressants? Anti-hypertensives? Tried adjusting your dose?Anti-depressants. I'll be off of them on Wednesday though, since my therapist thinks I'm "only" lovesick...:)

lol, what he said. Though I rarely experience it. And since my girlfriend is many,many, many miles away, she can't help so well with that.
Well, it almost always wakes me up when I try to roll over onto my stomach in the morning, eh? My current does her best to help me with that, but she lives rather far away too, so it's a continuing issue for us. ;)

Anti-depressants. I'll be off of them on Wednesday though, since my therapist thinks I'm "only" lovesick...:)

Weird that you got them in the first place then, isn't it? Ah, well, good to know you'll be coming off them - that's seriously not a fun side effect to get.

Weird that you got them in the first place then, isn't it? Ah, well, good to know you'll be coming off them - that's seriously not a fun side effect to get.I had more problems with the nausea and the hives on my hands and feet. I haven't felt any desire for any of the girls around anyway (that basically means I haven't been interested in anyone since I'm straight :D).
As to getting on them, the symptoms of a depression and lovesickness are very similar, and in my case I've been lovesick for about three months with some nasty physical symptoms.
But I shouldn't be hijacking this thread... :p
(Thanks for your sympathy)

It only bothers me if I really have to pee. That's very ackward when you're not dealing with a flexible hose, that's staring straight up at you.

I've thought about trying to relieve myself by doing a handstand, but I'm not that agile in the morning. :D

I've had to stop drinking in the evenings cos I got fed up with pissing on the wall behind my toilet!!!

Grumble. As of this morning, my seminal pressures no longer have a helping hand (or anything else) ready to relieve them... bah.

I've had to stop drinking in the evenings cos I got fed up with pissing on the wall behind my toilet!!!
:p :p :p

Grumble. As of this morning, my seminal pressures no longer have a helping hand (or anything else) ready to relieve them... bah.

You amputated your hands!?! :eek:

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Then how can you type?

You amputated your hands!?! :eek:

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Then how can you type?
Thanks, I needed that!

"Honey, I need your help. You see, lately I've been under a lot of seminal pressure."

I'm pretty sure waking the lady up with a rod of steel usually only gets one a tongue-lashing.

heh. rod.