NationStates Jolt Archive

Haikus are quite fun.
Post some here if you like or
Just read my haikus.

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Oh stupid damn mods,
You destroyed my goddamn thread.
Bring it back right now.

(This poem has been
Censored, saving the mods the
Need for Deletion.)

Coke; good. I hope that
Coca-Cola Inc doesn’t
Sue for product use.

Today I flipped off
The police; hit me with stick.
Cop brutality.

Salvidor Dali.
Weird mustache and weird paintings.
Bloody damn cool.

Suicide is the
Key. Jump off nice high building.
Fall; admire view.

Silly Christian twits
Say Spongebob is gay; they are
Sexu’lly repressed.

I've got a good one:
Hippopotamus
Scary hippopotamus
Hippopotamus

Others have written
better more interesting
piss poor poetry.

You obviously
Don't live at Starbucks, so you
Can't write good haikus.

Join my cool region
We can RP History
It will be great fun!

^Hows that?

Edit: changed good to cool.

Made a thread of these.
So good it made the Archive.
I am very proud. :cool:

Made a thread of these.
So good it made the Archive.
I am very proud. :cool:

Where's the thread?

Souls weep in the tomb
Ancient makers of haiku
See their style undone

Here's a couple of my favorites:

For John Kerry

Served in Vietnam:
A grateful nation thanks him
And says, "That's enough"


For Howard Dean

He raged and he screamed
Then lingered long enough to
End with a whimper

what is a haiku?
how do you do one, please tell
and i'll do one soon

Me now invadz joo
There is no hope 4 joo
Here comes a deth n00k!

I have work to do
but instead I am idle
reading shite haikus

rotfl
omg wtf lol
stfu n00b

Kakikata
Kireigoto no Haiku
Sakana-Oni o kutsunai.

I love this thread so
I will subscribe to it 'stead
Of just posting "tag"

~EotN~

I am at work now
They don't let me view porn here
So I'll view this thread

I didn't write it but...

Fleas... lice... a
horse peeing near
my pillow