NationStates Jolt Archive


Doomsday

Ruddy Kippers
06-08-2005, 17:18
...IS UPON ME. Seriously, tomorrow I turn 13. I wonder if I'll wake up in the morning with fiery breath, horns, leaden, envenomed teeth, and with orders to lead the 666 legions of Hell to battle with earth. And Azathoth shall be my master.

...Or maybe I'll wake up and eat a muffin and open presents.
Aligned Planets
06-08-2005, 17:33
I've turned 13 - It's no real biggy ^^

Just make sure that the dancing elf who appears over your shoulder and stays there until you reach 16 doesn't make you do anything crazy

Happy Birthday :)
Oxwana
06-08-2005, 17:41
...Or maybe I'll wake up and eat a muffin and open presents.More likely, you'll wake up with a boner. :p
Monotonous
06-08-2005, 19:20
Yay for muffins! And presents! Both are good.
Kevady
06-08-2005, 19:23
...IS UPON ME. Seriously, tomorrow I turn 13. I wonder if I'll wake up in the morning with fiery breath, horns, leaden, envenomed teeth, and with orders to lead the 666 legions of Hell to battle with earth. And Azathoth shall be my master.nah, that's when you turn 666, happened to me last year ... of course not everyone makes it that far :p
Eh-oh
06-08-2005, 19:26
there's not gonna be a doomsday on your 13th birthday, silly..... but then again, you'll be a teenager tomorrow, so maybe....... :p
Pure Metal
06-08-2005, 19:32
aw and here i was hoping JesusSaves was back :(
:p
Wooktop
06-08-2005, 19:33
More likely, you'll wake up with a boner. :p

yep. happened to me when i was born, i've always had this teenage presence in my mind doing that :D

Other things to look out for:

tendancy to be noctunal

"Uh" being added to your vocabulary as "yes" "no" "sleep" "food" "whatever" and "sodoff"

Sudden realisation that alternating between sleep and fun is better than it used to be

in other words, welcome to the world of cavemen.

unless you're a girl. If you're female, please don't be disappointed by sudden lack of male external genitalia. and caveness.
Holy panooly
06-08-2005, 19:35
So let me get this straight. You're at time of writing 12 and you are allowed to use the internet? The most vile place on earth with brutal porn, rape, maim, slaughter and extremism? Good Lord what happened to today's youth.
Kevady
06-08-2005, 19:37
So let me get this straight. You're at time of writing 12 and you are allowed to use the internet? The most vile place on earth with brutal porn, rape, maim, slaughter and extremism? Good Lord what happened to today's youth.
no ... what's happened to today's parents :rolleyes:
Holy panooly
06-08-2005, 19:39
no ... what's happened to today's parents :rolleyes:Well I wanted to avoid saying that, it may be constituted as offending. But yes, parents do play a major role in this. And by saying what happened to today's youth, I'm implying a change by the outside.
Mt-Tau
06-08-2005, 19:45
Eh, I turn 21 tommorow. About the only thing that is going to happen is I run a few more rounds through my rifles and have a cold one. ...Maybe get alittle as well. :sniper: :fluffle:
Holy panooly
06-08-2005, 19:47
Eh, I turn 21 tommorow. About the only thing that is going to happen is I run a few more rounds through my rifles and have a cold one. ...Maybe get alittle as well. :sniper: :fluffle:Congratulations, but those two smilies make it very hard to believe.