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none of this boring "genie" nonsense... today the mighty Space Pope grants each citizen of the universe three wishes! (except those in... *ahem* Belgium of course)

so what will your three wishes be? bear in mind wishing for more wishes will only incur the SP's terrible displeasure, and get you an eternity of firery agony in his cavernous kitchens!


edit: yes, i am bored...

http://www.mechanicalcat.net/tech/ld48/home/dumple/SpacePope.png

none of this boring "genie" nonsense... today the mighty Space Pope grants each citizen of the universe three wishes! (except those in... *ahem* Belgium of course)

so what will your three wishes be? bear in mind wishing for more wishes will only get you an eternity of firery agony in the space pope's cavernous kitchens!

erm...id wish to make my girlfreind a year older so she can come to uni with me, for a bassist and drummist for our band, and a world revolution.

I waaant...

A puppy!
A scholarship to Oxford for the 4-year law program (the extra year in the Netherlands)

um...

Oh yes!

World peace.

1. I wish for a Libertarian government.

2. I wish to actually meet a decent woman who likes me, not a slut, or a stupid girl, or a mean one.

3. I wish for all other wishes to not come true. :D

granted!
the space pope is pleased with these wishes...


edit: except for that libertarian government one. you have made the pope angry! to the kitchens with you, Oak Trail! :mad:

A credit card that never runs out..

Permissions to skip dying and all around me and across the globe that deserved to live on ..


A chance to live on another planet designing the entire way of life on it ...

granted!
the space pope is pleased with these wishes...


edit: except for that libertarian government one. you have made the pope angry! to the kitchens with you, Oak Trail! :mad:

Hey, you said if I wished for more wish then would I get sent to the Kitchen, so you are a hypocrite space pope!

Hey, you said if I wished for more wish then would I get sent to the Kitchen, so you are a hypocrite space pope!
the space pope(TM) reserves the right to refuse service or wishes without explaination to mortals. its in the small print in the contract with God so you can find it in the Bible under Contracts 12:15 ;)

the space pope(TM) reserves the right to refuse service or wishes without explaination to mortals. its in the small print in the contract with God so you can find it in the Bible under Contracts 12:15 ;)

Do I at least get my other two wishes?

What about my wishes mr.pope ?

Hmm...I'd settle for:

1,000,000 pounds in the bank account.
The power of hypnosis.
An end to world poverty.

Do I at least get my other two wishes?
hmm the third one causes problems for everyone else, but i can't be bothered to sort out everything. in the words of Mr Crab "I've got a life!"


all wishes are granted, no matter how stupid, from now on! :)



and now the Space Pope is off on a 3 month holiday to the Bahamas... see ya suckers!

1. A never ending supply of money
2. For me to look the same but still be seen as the most attractive man on the planet
3. a happy life for my friends and family

http://www.mechanicalcat.net/tech/ld48/home/dumple/SpacePope.png

none of this boring "genie" nonsense... today the mighty Space Pope grants each citizen of the universe three wishes! (except those in... *ahem* Belgium of course)

so what will your three wishes be? bear in mind wishing for more wishes will only incur the SP's terrible displeasure, and get you an eternity of firery agony in his cavernous kitchens!


edit: yes, i am bored...

I wish to be Space Pope, so i get all the wishes i want.

HAH

Yay I get all of my wishes and no one else wishes come true.

*runs like crazy*

1: I wish for society to replace itself with The Culture (That is, a perfect communist society because they have so much surplus of everything due to supertechnology and machines making everything. It's also totally tolerant of everything.)

2: I wish I had the immortality to enjoy it.

3: I wish for the space pope to have a LONG and FULFILLING reign (you know, because the first two wishes might take a bit of doing to get, so I wanna make sure space pope here is suitably inclined to take the time out to accomplish it :D)

1. I wish for an end to the dentistry profession.

2. I wish for a thousand sports cars.

3. I wish for an infinite ammount of wishes. :p

Oooh..I wish to be the immortal...SPACE LORD!

And...I want a huge space-palace with harem, bar with neverending supplies, and all other luxuries I might require, such as a Space Yacht.

And now that I live in space...I want the earth to be destroyed into trillions of tiny pieces, providing I can pick a space-court of 1000 loyal people (who shall also be granted immortality, naturally.).

Thankyou Space Pope!

edit: except for that libertarian government one. you have made the pope angry! to the kitchens with you, Oak Trail! :mad:

Hahahaha :p

1. I want my date to go well tonight.
2. I want my date to go really well tonight.
3. I want my date to buy me dinner :D

3. I want my date to buy me dinner :D

As franz ferdinand would say .. " TAKE ME OUT "


Good luck pal :p



POPE I want my wishes man ? :confused:

1. Omnipotence
2. Infinite Knowledge
3. Immortality

Yes...I want to be GOD!

1. Omnipotence
2. Infinite Knowledge
3. Immortality

Yes...I want to be GOD!
Sorry, I am currently occupying that managerial position. Try again in 16 trillion years.

ooh ooh! I want a socialist government and I want to be god

Damn, Pure Metal is changing into a Dutch.

*Drum Roll*

1. The PERFECT man (Same intrests, hot, nice, funny, likes bieng silly, I can stand to spend all my time with him).

2. Bush, his cronies to never to have existed (Hah!)

3. The power to grant other people's wishes (With the Space Pope's(TM) consent, of course)

;)

Bluestrips2']
POPE I want my wishes man ? :confused:
granted, granted, of course! the space pope has asked me to inform all of his change of heart: no more slow and painful deaths for those who make poor wishes, for a start :)

Damn, Pure Metal is changing into a Dutch.
guh? :confused:
(not that i would complain, mind :P )

i wish i had a hat

1) Rapid and peacefull transition to democracy in all non-democratic countries.

2) Development of revolutionary new technologies that provide sufficient resources for everyone with no serious environmental impact.

3) The ability to talk anyone into agreeing with me and doing as I say.

hmm...
i am 15 and male.

anyone want to give me the rule of non-sex-based wishes?

[drinks Ovaltine]

1) Whenever I am presented with an amount that I owe, wether it be written, verbal or by contract, that amount plus 20% will appear in my pocket in the legal and current currency of the nation I am in at the time.

2) whensoever I use the word "Please" in my requests, wether it be verbal, written or recorded, people will be compelled to do what ever the request is.

3) I shall be in full, complete and perfect health and from now on, not fall victim to either Desease, Virus, or any other illness or condition detrimental to that health, be it from natural or unnatural sources, and I shall also heal 10 times faster than normal, and neither shall I be a carrier for any desease, virus or any condition that will be detrimental to the health of my species.

1. I want my date to go well tonight.
2. I want my date to go really well tonight.
3. I want my date to buy me dinner :D

The great and wise Space Pope granted me all three wishes! All hail the Space Pope!

The great and wise Space Pope granted me all three wishes! All hail the Space Pope!
the space pope says: w00t! :fluffle:

i'd wish:

To know whether there's a God or not.

The ability to snap my fingers and anything I was thinking of would materialize out of thin air.

And... My own quail reserve

Pfff.

The Space Papalcy has lost its way. This is not the path, it is not to the Space Vatican to curry favor amongst the flock with wishes. I would post the theses to start the space refermation, but there where 95 of them and I'm a lazy Space Martin Luther, so I'm going to stick my tongue out instead. mmmmmmmnnnnnnhhhhhhhhh!

I wish everyone else making wishes was in...*belgium*

I wish I was in command of an incredibly powerful band of space pirates

I wish I had an uber ship

Oh everyone heres got a six pack and im the only one with a Keg! :(

I want Czardas to get his arse into gear and do what he should do!
*Growls*
I want to be Space Pope and take you wishes away.
*Smiles*
I want to slap Eh-oh round abit.
*Smirks*

Did i waste my wishes? :rolleyes:
I am Space Pope!

Pfff.

The Space Papalcy has lost its way. This is not the path, it is not to the Space Vatican to curry favor amongst the flock with wishes. I would post the theses to start the space refermation, but there where 95 of them and I'm a lazy Space Martin Luther, so I'm going to stick my tongue out instead. mmmmmmmnnnnnnhhhhhhhhh!
the space pope n00ks j00!!11!!!!1!SHIFT11!!!

and Harlesburg too.

So your Emminence... do I get my wish?

1) I wish I could fly of my own volition, without need for wings, transformation, or mechanical help, be able to control all aspects of my flight, and yet remain human.

2) I wish to have my imagination increased five-fold! (which could be dangerous, considering how fricking huge it is...)

3) I wish to have the strength and will to make myself worthy of my one true love, whom I shall marry someday.

I wish for:

1. A cool hat like that of the Space Pope.

2. A trained monkey who will fling poo at those who cross me.

3. The immediate death of Roger Simpson. The one who lives at 1319 North Seventh Avenue, Appartment 12A, Oroville California. He knows why.

<SPACECOUPOMFG>

Listen denizens of General!

This is not the legitimate Space Pope, but the Space Anti-Pope!

He n00ked the Conclave of Space Cardinals and stolez teh v357m3n75!!111

I r t3h interregnum Space Camerlengo, I will be hearing your wishes from now on.

</SPACECOUPOMFG>

<SPACECOUPOMFG>

Listen denizens of General!

This is not the legitimate Space Pope, but the Space Anti-Pope!

He n00ked the Conclave of Space Cardinals and stolez teh v357m3n75!!111

I r t3h interregnum Space Camerlengo, I will be hearing your wishes from now on.

</SPACECOUPOMFG>

You are teh impostor! I n00k your head!!!!

unless, that is, you can fulfill my 3 wishes.

OMFGZ, NO, J00 WILL FEEL TEH WRATH OF AN ANGRY GOD.

:sniper:

BAK N TO DA LEFTZ

As for the wishes, shoot.

I wish for:

1. A cool hat like that of the Space Pope.

2. A trained monkey who will fling poo at those who cross me.

3. The immediate death of Roger Simpson. The one who lives at 1319 North Seventh Avenue, Appartment 12A, Oroville California. He knows why.


These were them.

I wish...
1) for the tightarses who broke my car window to steal a goddamn OIL DIPSTICK to trip over and break their noses

2) a new car, for that matter. One that works.

3) Lots and lots and lots of money so I can buy myself a house, pay for my daughter's education, and give the rest of it to Lesotho and starving kids and poor people with shit cars.

These were them.

ALLZ ECKZEPT 1 BCUZ TEH SP4CE MITRES R FOR T3H SP4C3 CL32GY 0NLY.

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I wish...
1) for the tightarses who broke my car window to steal a goddamn OIL DIPSTICK to trip over and break their noses

2) a new car, for that matter. One that works.

3) Lots and lots and lots of money so I can buy myself a house, pay for my daughter's education, and give the rest of it to Lesotho and starving kids and poor people with shit cars.

411 2 GR4N73D AND TEH SPACE CAMERLENGO IZ WELL PLZED WIT J00R JENEROSITYNESS.

yaay! thanks space camerlengo dude :D

ALLZ ECKZEPT 1 BCUZ TEH SP4CE MITRES R FOR T3H SP4C3 CL32GY 0NLY.

But I wanted one of them!

*my new monkey flings poo at space camerlengo*

But I wanted one of them!

*my new monkey flings poo at space camerlengo*

*SQUORNSHELOUS AND HIS MONKEY R NOW TEH DROPPED DEAD AND HIZ ENEMEE IS TEH LIV0R*

FEEL TEH WRATH! :upyours:

On a serious note, I suggest deleting that dude's address, publicizing that isn't cool.

Well, I'm certainly not going to bother wishing for money, since almost everyone here has wished for money, and if all those wishes come true hyperinflation will result and money will become worthless. I also think its rather foolish to wish for immortality. I mean, do you really want to have to stay on earth for all eternity? I'm still holding out hope that the afterlife is going to be an improvement.

I think these would be my wishes:

1) Wisdom
2) Knowledge
3) A nice steak and lobster dinner, with a baked potato, garlic toast, salad and assorted tropical fruit.

How can you go wrong with those three?

Well, I'm certainly not going to bother wishing for money, since almost everyone here has wished for money, and if all those wishes come true hyperinflation will result and money will become worthless. I also think its rather foolish to wish for immortality. I mean, do you really want to have to stay on earth for all eternity? I'm still holding out hope that the afterlife is going to be an improvement.

I think these would be my wishes:

1) Wisdom
2) Knowledge
3) A nice steak and lobster dinner, with a baked potato, garlic toast, salad and assorted tropical fruit.

How can you go wrong with those three?

WIT J00 I AM WELL PLZED. UR NOLEDGE AND WIZDOM WILL BE SO GRATE TH@T U WILL B NOWN AZ 5p47i4l4 73h wiZ3. N u wil have a nice MeEl to SHO FUR IT.

ALLZ ECKZEPT 1 BCUZ TEH SP4CE MITRES R FOR T3H SP4C3 CL32GY 0NLY.

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

1. Everyone on Earth is transformed into attractive Lesbians ;)

2. Human society has the technolgical ability to continue reproduction without men.

3. Immortality for myself (the good kind, youth and looks stay and you can never be physicaly harmed)

*SQUORNSHELOUS AND HIS MONKEY R NOW TEH DROPPED DEAD AND HIZ ENEMEE IS TEH LIV0R*

FEEL TEH WRATH! :upyours:

On a serious note, I suggest deleting that dude's address, publicizing that isn't cool.

Tell that to John Stewart and the Daily Show. I copied that out of America the Book, where Stephen Colbert says if he were president he would have that guy killed.

Amestria']1. Everyone on Earth is transformed into attractive Lesbians ;)

2. Human society has the technolgical ability to continue reproduction without men.

3. Immortality for myself (the good kind, youth and looks stay and you can never be physicaly harmed)


the third wish is half imortality and hald invulnerability so thats 4 wishes

ok time for my wishes.

1. dear space pope, i wish that i had the ability to make anything i can imagine come true or manifest. (includes money... hahahah)

2. i wish that there were no more disease or hunger on the planet, for ever more

3. i wish that i could travel in time as i wished - i wanna see jimi hendrix at woodstock!!

4. i wish that the right-wingers and conservatives of this world would see sense :P


and yeah i get 4 wishes cos the space pope is my bitch ;) :D

1. Immortality.
2. Some special powers- perhaps like those on DragonBall Z.
3. The ability to pass on 1. and 2. to a select group.

1. the ability to travel through time at will
2. Make me PM
3. god like powers...what more could one want?..

2. Make me PM

:eek: you can't be me! get outta my head!! :p

:eek: you can't be me! get outta my head!! :p

well i did mean Prime minister but being Pure metal could be interesting..i could really confuse your freinds by beng rightwing all of a sudden....hmmm..not that i am right wing its just it would confuse your freinds..having said that..you may be the leader of the BNP...then again the leader of the BNP doesnt have such a good taste in music

My wishes:

1. A woman with all my interest, and good looks, of course. :fluffle:

2. End to suffering, and somehow make it so that animals don't have to die for us to enjoy good meat.

3. Give the people of Belgium a chance to have wishes, why not?

just One wish:

make Me a sandwich.

I wish to be able to grant wishes.

1: The ability to grant my own wishes.

2: The ability to travel through time.

3: An endless supply of Doritos. Preferably of the Four Cheese variety.