Squished or shredded?
Lunatic Goofballs
06-08-2005, 12:47
You know how more than a few times, people have asked the question; "Would you rather be burned to death or frozen to death?" ?
Well, this is kind of like that.
Would you rather be squished to death by a slowly descending 100 ton granite slab, or shredded in a giant meatgrinder?
(poll coming)
Taverham high
06-08-2005, 13:08
it depends on how fast i was to hit the shredder, id choose that if i were to hit it really fast. but hypothermia is the best way to go.
Oak Trail
06-08-2005, 13:11
I'll go through anything to escape American Idol.
[NS]Bluestrips2
06-08-2005, 13:48
Well I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens !!
Squished please
** Awaits concrete block falling from the sky **
OHidunno
06-08-2005, 13:50
Squished, then shredded.
I'll be like minced meat!
Aligned Planets
06-08-2005, 17:41
Why am I always the first person to pick a certain option?
Shredded - if it's quick!
I Still Like Oranges
06-08-2005, 20:34
i'd have to say squished, just the idea of getting shredded *shudders*
Lord-General Drache
06-08-2005, 20:37
There was a guy in my highschool choir who tried out for American Idol. I suggest that he gets squished/shredded, because supporting that show is just...evil. *nods*
I picked squished, but then my idea of "slowly" might be different than yours. Usually, if it's realy slow, you end up suffocating from the pressure/weight on your chest and not from actual crushing.
Ever since "Graveyard Shift" by lil' Stevie King, i'm kind of against the whole shredding idea.