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I'm not gay. kinda sad really

Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 04:38
For those of you who didn't know, I turned 18 on the 30th of July and got very, very legally drunk. Dressed up as a schoolgirl and made out with a gay friend... but felt nothing. It was a new low. I had always held out hope that I could piss my Confessor Father [named removed for legal reasons] off a little more. But alas, Rotovia is straight.

I can't wait unitl one day they find a cure for hetrosexuality, it really is sick!
Gartref
06-08-2005, 04:39
For those of you who didn't know, I turned 18 on the 30th of July and got very, very legally drunk. Dressed up as a schoolgirl and made out with a gay friend... but felt nothing. It was a new low. I had always held out hope that I could piss my Confessor Father [named removed for legal reasons] off a little more. But alas, Rotovia is straight.

I can't wait unitl one day they find a cure for hetrosexuality, it really is sick!

Have you tried sheep?
Kaitonia
06-08-2005, 04:40
For those of you who didn't know, I turned 18 on the 30th of July and got very, very legally drunk. Dressed up as a schoolgirl and made out with a gay friend... but felt nothing. It was a new low. I had always held out hope that I could piss my Confessor Father [named removed for legal reasons] off a little more. But alas, Rotovia is straight.

I can't wait unitl one day they find a cure for hetrosexuality, it really is sick!

Dude.

You kissed a dude.

You're so gay now.

:p
Origami Tigers
06-08-2005, 04:40
Have you tried sheep?

I've been a baaaaaaa-aaa-aaa-d boy...ROFL
Lord-General Drache
06-08-2005, 04:41
lol, one big question on life alterting decisions down, about a million more to go.

Really, though, how's it a low? I think it's amusing. If you can't laugh at yourself when you do something stupid/odd/etc, then life is gonna be that much duller, imo.
Neo Kervoskia
06-08-2005, 04:48
For those of you who didn't know, I turned 18 on the 30th of July and got very, very legally drunk. Dressed up as a schoolgirl and made out with a gay friend... but felt nothing. It was a new low. I had always held out hope that I could piss my Confessor Father [named removed for legal reasons] off a little more. But alas, Rotovia is straight.

I can't wait unitl one day they find a cure for hetrosexuality, it really is sick!
You described my average Thursday.
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 04:50
Have you tried sheep?
No. I'm Catholic, not Lutheran. :p


Oooo, you know I love you Protestants. Good people, very little beastiality. :fluffle:
Harlesburg
06-08-2005, 04:51
Have you tried sheep?
:eek: ...
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 04:51
You described my average Thursday.
lol
Neo Kervoskia
06-08-2005, 04:51
No. I'm Catholic, not Lutheran. :p


Oooo, you know I love you Protestants. Good people, very little beastiality. :fluffle:
Shouldn't that make the fact that you haven't (yet) more of a surprise? :D
Harlesburg
06-08-2005, 04:52
No. I'm Catholic, not Lutheran. :p


Oooo, you know I love you Protestants. Good people, very little beastiality. :fluffle:
Youre obviously not a Catholic otherwise you wouldnt admit that.
Cynigal
06-08-2005, 05:05
For those of you who didn't know, I turned 18 on the 30th of July and got very, very legally drunk. Dressed up as a schoolgirl and made out with a gay friend... but felt nothing. It was a new low. I had always held out hope that I could piss my Confessor Father [named removed for legal reasons] off a little more. But alas, Rotovia is straight.

I can't wait unitl one day they find a cure for hetrosexuality, it really is sick!
Silly boy. You did the Test wrong. There was supposed to be a girl there too. That way you get to pick and choose. Like One, Like the Other, or Like Both.

Now you have to try again.
Greedy Pig
06-08-2005, 05:30
Cynigal is correct.
The Mindset
06-08-2005, 05:31
Poo. Kissing is nothing. Now you need to go downstairs.
Mole Patrol
06-08-2005, 05:32
If you are really straight you can make out with dudes now and then.
Patra Caesar
06-08-2005, 07:53
Poo. Kissing is nothing. Now you need to go downstairs.

I agree, take it like a man. Don't forget to take photos! :fluffle:
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 07:56
For those of you who didn't know, I turned 18 on the 30th of July and got very, very legally drunk. Dressed up as a schoolgirl and made out with a gay friend... but felt nothing. It was a new low. I had always held out hope that I could piss my Confessor Father [named removed for legal reasons] off a little more. But alas, Rotovia is straight.

I can't wait unitl one day they find a cure for hetrosexuality, it really is sick!

Isn't it rather shallow and petty to waste your life to piss off daddy because he decided to have an active religious life?

You are rather sad.

What's sadder is that other people support you for acting like an idiot because you have family issues. Have fun leading a hollow life.
Sdaeriji
06-08-2005, 08:03
Isn't it rather shallow and petty to waste your life to piss off daddy because he decided to have an active religious life?

You are rather sad.

What's sadder is that other people support you for acting like an idiot because you have family issues. Have fun leading a hollow life.

Ah. I was wondering when the first passed judgement post would appear. Who had #17 in the pool?
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 08:07
It would be different if he were genuinely attracted to men, but he's just doing this stuff to piss off his family, which I think everyone should be able to agree is just petty and hollow.

I wondered when the first person would defend him just because they think that everyone in the world should be a gay atheist.
Oak Trail
06-08-2005, 08:10
Jeez, if your willing to do this to piss off your Dad, then your no better than your Dad. No offense to homosexuals, I just think that you can be better by ignoring him and not stooping daddy's level.
Gartref
06-08-2005, 08:12
It would be different if he were genuinely attracted to men, but he's just doing this stuff to piss off his family, which I think everyone should be able to agree is just petty and hollow.

I wondered when the first person would defend him just because they think that everyone in the world should be a gay atheist.

Speaking of hollow, who cored out your sense of humor? Did they replace it with something else?
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 08:12
Jeez, if your willing to do this to piss off your Dad, then your no better than your Dad. No offense to homosexuals, I just think that you can be better by ignoring him and not stooping daddy's level.

In defense of his dad, how do we know his dad did anything objectionable in the first place?

It seems he's just pissed off at his dad because he happens to be a conservative Catholic.
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 08:14
Speaking of hollow, who cored out your sense of humor? Did they replace it with something else?

I don't think drinking heavily, dressing in drag, and making out with another man because you're angry at your father isn't something to make light of.

It's throwing away your life.
Agnostic Deeishpeople
06-08-2005, 08:16
um arent teenagers supposed to be rebellious once in a while?

so what if he fucking kissed a guy to piss his dad off?
it might teach him a thing or two.

and dudddddddddddde, everyone should explore other sexualities, gay or straight. I mean, who cares. :fluffle:
Agnostic Deeishpeople
06-08-2005, 08:17
I don't think drinking heavily, dressing in drag, and making out with another man because you're angry at your father isn't something to make light of.

It's throwing away your life.


he didnt say "making out with another man"


Drinking heavily?
we all do that once in a while
dressing in female clothings? wow how horrifyingly degrading
and kissing a dude? again, how fucking sad and pathetic. :rolleyes:

you guys are obviously closet homophobes.
Poliwanacraca
06-08-2005, 08:18
I don't think drinking heavily, dressing in drag, and making out with another man because you're angry at your father isn't something to make light of.

It's throwing away your life.

At absolute worst, it's throwing away an evening.
Anarchy-In-The-UK
06-08-2005, 08:18
In defense of his dad, how do we know his dad did anything objectionable in the first place?

It seems he's just pissed off at his dad because he happens to be a conservative Catholic.

Thats a reason to be pissed of at him. I think Id die on the spot if I found out my Father was a catholic.
Sdaeriji
06-08-2005, 08:19
He also never said he did it specifically to piss off his dad. He simply said it would have made him happy to piss his dad off more. Perhaps he was really trying to find out whether or not he was gay?
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 08:20
um arent teenagers supposed to be rebellious once in a while?

so what if he fucking kissed a guy to piss his dad off?
it might teach him a thing or two.
Teach him what? How low he's sank to be getting drunk and acting gay - even though he really isn't - just to piss off his family?
Agnostic Deeishpeople
06-08-2005, 08:21
the thing i dont get is..why are some people being so harsh on him?
did he say hes an alocholic?
And if his dad gets offended..ah well. you can see it as political activism.
Theres "kissing" show where people of the same sex kiss each other randomly on the street, they dont have to be gay, but they do it increase awareness of gay people.

its not like he wore a nazi uniform to a party. :rolleyes:
Gartref
06-08-2005, 08:22
Thats a reason to be pissed of at him. I think Id die on the spot if I found out my Father was a catholic.

That's not fair. Catholics are born that way. It's not like it's a lifestyle choice. Be nice.
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 08:22
At absolute worst, it's throwing away an evening.

Not if he makes a lifestyle out of it, which is what it sounds like he may be doing.
Agnostic Deeishpeople
06-08-2005, 08:23
Teach him what? How low he's sank to be getting drunk and acting gay - even though he really isn't - just to piss off his family?

How do you know he's a teenager anyway? And if he is, he could definitely rebel in a more intelligent way that he wouldn't regret later. Yes, I'm assuming he'll regret this when he's 30(assuming he isn't already).


yeah i am sure than everyone will regret the time when they got really drunk.. poor us. How dare we got drunk. =0 oh and the shame of kissing someone of the same sex just for fun!!! yuck. :rolleyes:
Agnostic Deeishpeople
06-08-2005, 08:24
Not if he makes a lifestyle out of it, which is what it sounds like he may be doing.


I dont think he implied that at all.
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 08:26
Isn't it rather shallow and petty to waste your life to piss off daddy because he decided to have an active religious life?

You are rather sad.

What's sadder is that other people support you for acting like an idiot because you have family issues. Have fun leading a hollow life.
Dude... my Dad's a Moravian. Argument busted. Now sit down.
Anarchy-In-The-UK
06-08-2005, 08:28
That's not fair. Catholics are born that way. It's not like it's a lifestyle choice. Be nice.

HaHaHaHa! Classic!
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 08:30
Dude... my Dad's a Moravian. Argument busted. Now sit down.

Just because he belongs to a different denomination doesn't change the fact that you're doing what you're doing for all the wrong reasons.

It was a lapse of logic on my part anyway, since all confessors in the Catholic Church are priests now anyway. That would explain some things if he were Catholic. Didn't know Protestants used that title though.
Anarchy-In-The-UK
06-08-2005, 08:33
Just because he belongs to a different denomination doesn't change the fact that you're doing what you're doing for all the wrong reasons.

It was a lapse of logic on my part anyway, since all confessors in the Catholic Church are priests now anyway. That would explain some things if he were Catholic. Didn't know Protestants used that title though.

Look, Catholic Cow Pat or whatever your name is. You missed the point of that post. He was telling you to shut up.
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 08:33
woah woah. There seems to be come confusion. My Confessor aka Preist was pissed off by this incident...
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 08:34
Just because he belongs to a different denomination doesn't change the fact that you're doing what you're doing for all the wrong reasons.

It was a lapse of logic on my part anyway, since all confessors in the Catholic Church are priests now anyway. That would explain some things if he were Catholic. Didn't know Protestants used that title though.
Read Post39. You're making my logic cry...
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 08:38
The way you worded it sounded like you had a father who was a confessor.

I guess this whole thing was a big misunderstanding. :D
Anarchy-In-The-UK
06-08-2005, 08:40
The way you worded it sounded like you had a father who was a confessor.

I guess this whole thing was a big misunderstanding. :D

Not.........really..............

This was about you being a conformist who thinks this poor guy should pander to his Daddy the whole time. :D
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 08:42
Not.........really..............

This was about you being a conformist who thinks this poor guy should pander to his Daddy the whole time. :D

He just clarified that it is not his literal father, but a title in the Moravian Church. And I was by no means saying that he must obey his father, but if it were his father, it would be rather shallow and stupid to do things like that to anger him.

Your snide remarks are getting old as well.
Eutrusca
06-08-2005, 08:44
I've been a baaaaaaa-aaa-aaa-d boy...ROFL
You have??? And here all along I've thought you were female!! OMG!
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 08:47
He just clarified that it is not his literal father, but a title in the Moravian Church. And I was by no means saying that he must obey his father, but if it were his father, it would be rather shallow and stupid to do things like that to anger him.

Your snide remarks are getting old as well.
Omg! One more time. My Catholic Preist is th eone to whom I refer.

Though as a useful sidenote, my dad practices Catholicism despite not being Catholic. Something about marrying into a family that has a picture of the last supper hanging over the doorway to make you forget your roots...

Where was I? Ah yes. My Dad = Moravian Baptised. My Preist = Wanker. Me + Boy + :fluffle: = ;)?
Gartref
06-08-2005, 08:53
Omg! One more time. My Catholic Preist is th eone to whom I refer.

Though as a useful sidenote, my dad practices Catholicism despite not being Catholic. Something about marrying into a family that has a picture of the last supper hanging over the doorway to make you forget your roots...

Where was I? Ah yes. My Dad = Moravian Baptised. My Preist = Wanker. Me + Boy + :fluffle: = ;)?

I am so confused now.
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 08:55
Omg! One more time. My Catholic Preist is th eone to whom I refer.

Though as a useful sidenote, my dad practices Catholicism despite not being Catholic. Something about marrying into a family that has a picture of the last supper hanging over the doorway to make you forget your roots...

Where was I? Ah yes. My Dad = Moravian Baptised. My Preist = Wanker. Me + Boy + :fluffle: = ;)?

It's not my fault your wording is ambiguous. :p

And I stand by what I said before. You seem to be doing this just to rebel, and that wouldn't be a wise decision if true.
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 09:01
I am so confused now.
So am I... but seemingly in a very very different way! Ha! I'm a comedian! I'll be here all night... actually no. The cable guy is doing something outside... that may involve me moving from this exact spot.
Sapland
06-08-2005, 09:04
:headbang: :mp5:
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 09:07
Hello this is Rotovia's Soul. Rotovia went out to get pizza and left me in charge... which is odd because I normally reside in Purgatory because that sonna-ma-biatch keeps engaging in moally questionable acts.

Soul out!
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 09:12
Purgatory is for those with venial sin or other minor imperfections at their time for death, not serious mortal sin such as getting shitface drunk and making out with a guy while adorned in drag. It's straight to hell for you, boy.

(Kidding, but the facts about purgatory are straight)
Gartref
06-08-2005, 09:17
okay... let me see if I have it...

Your Father is a Moravian, a member of a Protestant denomination founded in Saxony in 1722 by Hussite emigrants from Moravia. But... although protestant, he practices Catholicism. He does this because he married a woman(presumably your mother) with a fondness for gothic religious art. You are currently angry with your Father(not your Dad, the Moravian Protestant practising Catholic, but angry at the Priest that your Protestant Moravian Dad practises Catholicism with). You are angry with this Priest because he is in fact, a wanker. The wanker Priest is your confessor, He is pissed off because of your drunken "incident". You intentially participated in the "incident" to piss off the wanker confessor Priest who is not your Dad.

Okay... I'm up to speed now. What happened next?
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 09:19
Purgatory is for those with venial sin or other minor imperfections at their time for death, not serious mortal sin such as getting shitface drunk and making out with a guy while adorned in drag. It's straight to hell for you, boy.

(Kidding, but the facts about purgatory are straight)
Not if I go to Reconciliation... then again I think my Preist is less then inclined to give me a light penance...
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 09:20
okay... let me see if I have it...

Your Father is a Moravian, a member of a Protestant denomination founded in Saxony in 1722 by Hussite emigrants from Moravia. But... although protestant, he practices Catholicism. He does this because he married a woman(presumably your mother) with a fondness for gothic religious art. You are currently angry with your Father(not your Dad, the Moravian Protestant practising Catholic, but angry at the Priest that your Protestant Moravian Dad practises Catholicism with). You are angry with this Priest because he is in fact, a wanker. The wanker Priest is your confessor, He is pissed off because of your drunken "incident". You intentially participated in the "incident" to piss off the wanker confessor Priest who is not your Dad.

Okay... I'm up to speed now. What happened next?
Threw up a little... :(
Catholic Paternia
06-08-2005, 09:22
When I pick up years in life, I intend to pay a few priests to cycle being with me 24 hours a day. That way I have guaranteed extreme unction and no purgatory. :cool:
Gartref
06-08-2005, 09:22
Threw up a little... :(

Well... consider that atonement. Go and sin no more.
Rotovia-
06-08-2005, 09:27
Well... consider that atonement. Go and sin no more.
Im nomine Patris, et Filie, et Spirirtus Santci... Amen
Saipea
06-08-2005, 10:02
I thought it was pretty obvious what "father" meant, but I guess we're beyond that point.


Now I'm just going to bitch and moan about my 18th birthday, which was yesterday... I did absolutely nothing. I stayed at home in pain because I got my wisdom teeth removed, and my girlfriend came over and we watched some TV. And I had some ice cream. The end.

I'm too young to get plastered (America), I ain't got the means to go out in drag (besides my girlfriend's modest clothes), and I don't have the luxury of macking with the gay friend that I don't have.

Now I'm going to cry in the corner and abuse myself while I listen to David Bowie.
Saipea
06-08-2005, 10:05
Oh, and happy birthday... wanker. [/jealous]


Seriously though, where did you come by the clothes?
BackwoodsSquatches
06-08-2005, 10:10
For those of you who didn't know, I turned 18 on the 30th of July and got very, very legally drunk. Dressed up as a schoolgirl and made out with a gay friend... but felt nothing. It was a new low. I had always held out hope that I could piss my Confessor Father [named removed for legal reasons] off a little more. But alas, Rotovia is straight.

I can't wait unitl one day they find a cure for hetrosexuality, it really is sick!

If we ever meet, Im afraid Im going to have to harm you a little.

Why?

See, I was reading your post, and while I was amused at the humor, I was thinking..."Hey...thats kinda hot.."

and then I realized your a dude....
And I was like...."Ew....aww man!!"

What a let-down.
Soviet Haaregrad
06-08-2005, 20:33
It would be different if he were genuinely attracted to men, but he's just doing this stuff to piss off his family, which I think everyone should be able to agree is just petty and hollow.

I wondered when the first person would defend him just because they think that everyone in the world should be a gay atheist.

And here I was thinking he was joking. :rolleyes:
Mesatecala
06-08-2005, 20:56
I don't think drinking heavily, dressing in drag, and making out with another man because you're angry at your father isn't something to make light of.

It's throwing away your life.

Throwing your life away? I'm not a dragqueen, but excuse me? You have no clue. It isn't throwing away your life at all...
Ashmoria
06-08-2005, 21:28
now that we have that whole priest thing cleared up. (im SO glad gartref summed it up!)

hey, its good to get that "am i gay" thing out of the way. you dont have to be bothered with it any more. (not that theres anything wrong with it)

maybe you need a nice tattoo to piss off your confessor.....

http://home.swipnet.se/~w-72373/images/ny_devil.jpg
Keruvalia
07-08-2005, 01:59
No no no ... you've got it all wrong ...

To know if you're gay or not, you have to try it at least twice a month for 10 years or so. A single experience means nothing! Now ... get to the pub and don't forget your frilly things.
_Susa_
07-08-2005, 02:24
Poo. Kissing is nothing. Now you need to go downstairs.
ewww!