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70 whacks with a claw hammer!!! Cuddlers beware. :eek:

I can't find the article, but if the bit I heard on the radio is correct, a Florida man was sentenced to death for killing his wife with a claw hammer. She wanted to cuddle with him after they had sex and he wanted to watch sports. He proceeded to hit her over 70 times with the aforementioned weapon. Seriously, do a lot of men hate cuddling that much???

I like nailing women as much as the next guy, but that's a little much.

Not that much. On a warm sticky night, I hate cuddling someimes. But I would probably substitute a bagel for the claw hammer. Much less mess.

I mean, what was the guy thinking?!? Blood and mess everywhere! ANd now he'll have to clean it by himself. Well, not now. He's in prison. But still, you see my point. Never kill your significant other in a dramatically messy way. Because you have to clean it alone. :p

70 whacks with a claw hammer!!! Cuddlers beware. :eek:

I can't find the article, but if the bit I heard on the radio is correct, a Florida man was sentenced to death for killing his wife with a claw hammer. She wanted to cuddle with him after they had sex and he wanted to watch sports. He proceeded to hit her over 70 times with the aforementioned weapon. Seriously, do a lot of men hate cuddling that much???Silly sot. Should have gone to sleep like any other good red-blooded male. Spoon, grab a good handfull and snooze. That's the Male Cuddling Way! :D

Silly sot. Should have gone to sleep like any other good red-blooded male. Spoon, grab a good handfull and snooze. That's the Male Cuddling Way! :D

There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes.

That was quite awesome.

:eek:

I like nailing women as much as the next guy, but that's a little much.
My Hero!