todays random question
Fischerspooner
05-08-2005, 17:41
Aliens invade Earth, a la Independence Day. All the major military forces are destroyed, a la Independence Day. As the governments of the world try to band together, to launch a response, an Alien Spaceship, commandeered by North Koreans/Iranians (add whichever "axis of evil" country floats your boat) docks with the Alien mothership and explodes a nuclear warhead that their government had hitherto refused to admit owning.
Hurrah, mankind is saved, the aliens defeated.
Todays question IS...
How does Dubya respond?
:)
Well, now that they don't have a nuke, rebuild the military and invade them.
He makes up some bullshit about the "Evil Terrorists" trying to help the aliens.
*runs*
Drunk commies deleted
05-08-2005, 17:43
He won't respond. He'll be too busy running what's left of the government while the nation and the world rebuild civilization.
He won't respond. He'll be too busy ruining what's left of the government while the nation and the world rebuild civilization.
Fixed.
*runs*
Fischerspooner
05-08-2005, 17:46
Well, now that they don't have a nuke, rebuild the military and invade them.
Is that cynical disapproval or realpolitik approval? ;)
Fischerspooner
05-08-2005, 17:48
He makes up some bullshit about the "Evil Terrorists" trying to help the aliens.
*runs*
Better keep running, the Homeland Security SECRET HYPERCOMPUTER has RECORDED WHERE YOU LIVE YOU DIRTY COMMIE/CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY/ISLAMICISTICFASCISTTRAITOR/MICHEAL MOORE
Aliens invade Earth, a la Independence Day. All the major military forces are destroyed, a la Independence Day. As the governments of the world try to band together, to launch a response, an Alien Spaceship, commandeered by North Koreans/Iranians (add whichever "axis of evil" country floats your boat) docks with the Alien mothership and explodes a nuclear warhead that their government had hitherto refused to admit owning.
Hurrah, mankind is saved, the aliens defeated.
Todays question IS...
How does Dubya respond?
:)
Nothin'! If these aliens are as destructive as we think, he's dead!
Better keep running, the Homeland Security SECRET HYPERCOMPUTER has RECORDED WHERE YOU LIVE YOU DIRTY COMMIE/CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY/ISLAMICISTICFASCISTTRAITOR/MICHEAL MOORE
*gives the finger to the Homeland Security Secret Hypercomputer*
*runs*
Fischerspooner
05-08-2005, 17:53
Nothin'! If these aliens are as destructive as we think, he's dead!
Oh COME ON, GEORGIE WILL BE SAFE IN A BUNKER! HE ALWAYS IS!
Fischerspooner
05-08-2005, 17:54
*gives the finger to the Homeland Security Secret Hypercomputer*
*runs*
You are building yourself a world of pain and hurt there laddie.
ps, run to France, not only is it very unlikely they'll let the CIA get you, but the women are better looking ;)
Markreich
05-08-2005, 17:54
Geoducks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck
Oh COME ON, GEORGIE WILL BE SAFE IN A BUNKER! HE ALWAYS IS!
ah it is good to know that goverment will continue running safe in their protective shelters...
Fischerspooner
05-08-2005, 17:55
Geoducks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck
That was a brilliantly random answer. My cousin answers "Red Buttons" to every question he doesn't know the answer to.
However, he is strange, and tends to drool.
Fischerspooner
05-08-2005, 17:56
ah it is good to know that goverment will continue running safe in their protective shelters...
Yeah, we wouldn't want our semi-elected rulers to suffer any of the same fate as the rest of humankind, would we?
The Czardaian envoy
05-08-2005, 17:56
*gives the finger to the Homeland Security Secret Hypercomputer*
*runs*
Wow, you're running pretty fast....what did you eat? Whatever it is, eat more of it. The men in dark suits are coming after you. :cool:
As for Dubya, he'd probably say "All your base are belong to us." Thus, the aliens would be pwn3d immediately!!!111oneone1@ ;)
Oh COME ON, GEORGIE WILL BE SAFE IN A BUNKER! HE ALWAYS IS!
Okay, okay...calm down. Have a cookie.
The Downmarching Void
05-08-2005, 18:19
*blah,blah,blah*
Todays question IS...
How does Dubya respond?
:)
He breaks out the Tinfoil Hats and thus protected, contacts the Aliens and invites them back for another go, so the US can finish the job properly. (An Ofeensive-Defense Strategy)
The Aliens would just abduct him, cuz the Tinfoil Hats don't work. Then before they began his vivisection, they'd have a party in his mouth, with everyone invited.
He'd pass on the Mad Cow Virus to them as result of the viruses effects on the Aliens, Dubya would die in shame and infamy as the man responsible for mutating an entire alien race into a bunch of sapient cows.
At this point Dick Cheney would lead Haliburton in its Coporate Takeover of the United States Government.
Neo Kervoskia
05-08-2005, 18:33
Bush won't do anything, he's too busy playing with his toys, Cheney will be the one to react. In which case the aliens will shoot him with an electromagnetic pulse and stop his pace-maker. They will then take him on board their ship and place is body in robot armor making him Mecha Cheney.
Drunk commies deleted
05-08-2005, 18:36
Anyway, the aliens are on the US' side.
http://aliens.monstrous.com/secret_bases.htm
See the entry on Egypt.
QuentinTarantino
05-08-2005, 18:42
Anyway, the aliens are on the US' side.
http://aliens.monstrous.com/secret_bases.htm
See the entry on Egypt.
Americans are the UFOs
Vegas-Rex
05-08-2005, 18:43
Americans are the UFOs
Similar shape, too.
The Downmarching Void
05-08-2005, 18:46
Americans are the UFOs
Those are the X-ists you stupid Pink. The Yeti will destroy you and Dubya and all the Pinks and False Jesuses (Wearing Nothing But Chaps Jesus being Dubya personal saviour)