Question About When You Go To The Afterlife
What would you say if when you went to the afterlife, you found out your beliefs about it were wrong, and, because of that, you will go to a hell/underworld sort of place?
There is probably no afterlife, so your question is moot.
Origami Tigers
05-08-2005, 03:41
Ask how I go about getting reincarnated?
Well, every single belief has it's own afterlife. There is no 'real' religion. There are religions that seem to be more sensual that others, but no authority religion that determine's everyone's lives. Think of it as different private schools.
They all have rewards and consequences, but there is no real super school that judges everything. If you go to hell, then it is because you did not believe properly in your belief, not that your belief itself was wrong.
All the more reason not to have any.
However, I bet Hell's not so bad...God just gives it a bad rap. It'd be nice if Pan or Dionysos was reuler of Hell, especially.
All the more reason not to have any.
However, I bet Hell's not so bad...God just gives it a bad rap. It'd be nice if Pan or Dionysos was reuler of Hell, especially.
Ooo, love it if Dionysos ruled hell, FREE WINE FOR EVERYONE!
All the more reason not to have any.
However, I bet Hell's not so bad...God just gives it a bad rap. It'd be nice if Pan or Dionysos was reuler of Hell, especially.
Both liked homosexual orgies. I'd so be game! :D
Also, im just asking the question, not asking for an explanation for why there is no wrong religion, and also, say you dont believe in the afterlife, but there is one. just follow along god damnit!
What would you do if when you went to the afterlife, you found out your beliefs about it were wrong, and, because of that, you will go to a hell/underworld sort of place?
well, apparently there would be little choice then, would there.
Jupiter can kiss my ass and his suggy bro Neptune too. Pluto is a pussy. I probably would look up Triptolmus and kick his ass just for fun.
ok, i changed it to what would you say
Both liked homosexual orgies. I'd so be game! :D
Free wine and endless orgies. All in a warm, steamy climate...I'm in. Don't forget Priapus, he visits on weekends.
well, apparently there would be little choice then, would there.
Jupiter can kiss my ass and his suggy bro Neptune too. Pluto is a pussy. I probably would look up Triptolmus and kick his ass just for fun.
Blasphemer! Their names are Zeus, Poseidon and Hades!
Free wine and endless orgies. All in a warm, steamy climate...I'm in.
So, there will be cabana boys? Joy!
So, there will be cabana boys? Joy!
Absolutely...I'd have it no other way.
What would you say if when you went to the afterlife, you found out your beliefs about it were wrong, and, because of that, you will go to a hell/underworld sort of place?
"Well, I'll be damned!"
Alternately,
"Before I go down below, could you, in your omnipotence, provide me with a concise proof of Fermat's last theorem?"
Free wine and endless orgies. All in a warm, steamy climate...I'm in. Don't forget Priapus, he visits on weekends.
Would Aphrodite/Venus be invited to the parties? PLEASE SAY YES!
CthulhuFhtagn
05-08-2005, 04:17
In the event of there actually being an afterlife, the EAC has a contingency plan. As a Public Relations Advisor, I have been authorized to inform you that a strip bar will be set up in Hell.
Holyawesomeness
05-08-2005, 04:21
Well, I die and I say oops I was wrong and accept my punishment. I even was expecting to go down there to some degree if I was right simply because I do not do as I should.
Greedy Pig
05-08-2005, 04:56
Heaven. And I'm going to have my own legion of angels to command. Probably I'll have intergalactic "chariot of fire" races if it's not been done yet.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-08-2005, 05:10
"Goddamnit!" Probably, or perhaps:
"I may have sinned all my life, but what are YOU gonna do about it, huh?"
*Is smited straight into Hell.*
"Oh, you're going to that. Goddamnit!"
Neo Rogolia
05-08-2005, 05:21
There is probably no afterlife, so your question is moot.
50/50, don't get your hopes up.
Neo Rogolia
05-08-2005, 05:23
Both liked homosexual orgies. I'd so be game! :D
More likely than not involving people such as Hitler and Stalin...and the sodomy won't be voluntary on your part ;)
What would you say if when you went to the afterlife, you found out your beliefs about it were wrong, and, because of that, you will go to a hell/underworld sort of place?
Well... that would really suck. First I would complain that it wasn't fair. If that didn't work, I would lodge a formal complaint on Heaven's "getting help" page. If that didn't do the trick, I would then proceed to the Goderation Forum. There I would make a series of stupid complaints that are ill-concieved and completely one-sided. If that shouldn't work, I would resort to flaming God's Angels while sarcastically praising them for the good job they are doing regulating heavenly disputes. During my tirade, I would be sure to call God a Nazi, St. Peter a fag and Jesus a friggin commie. With this display of hard-headedness, I'm sure my petition will be reconsidered favorably.
Tropical Montana
05-08-2005, 05:30
Well... that would really suck. First I would complain that it wasn't fair. If that didn't work, I would lodge a formal complaint on Heaven's "getting help" page. If that didn't do the trick, I would then proceed to the Goderation Forum. There I would make a series of stupid complaints that are ill-concieved and completely one-sided. If that shouldn't work, I would resort to flaming God's Angels while sarcastically praising them for the good job they are doing regulating heavenly disputes. During my tirade, I would be sure to call God a Nazi, St. Peter a fag and Jesus a friggin commie. With this display of hard-headedness, I'm sure my petition will be reconsidered favorably.
:) thanks for that LMAO
The Great Sixth Reich
05-08-2005, 05:37
What would you say if when you went to the afterlife, you found out your beliefs about it were wrong, and, because of that, you will go to a hell/underworld sort of place?
Not going to happen because I'm sane, which means I will be cryonically preserved, partially covered by insurance, until whatever I "died" of can be cured. :)
What would you say if when you went to the afterlife, you found out your beliefs about it were wrong, and, because of that, you will go to a hell/underworld sort of place?Aw, shit!
Boonytopia
05-08-2005, 12:17
What would you say if when you went to the afterlife, you found out your beliefs about it were wrong, and, because of that, you will go to a hell/underworld sort of place?
I'll get over it.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-08-2005, 12:24
I'll have six billion people to keep me company.
Wurzelmania
05-08-2005, 12:28
Ooo, love it if Dionysos ruled hell, FREE WINE FOR EVERYONE!
You do know he had human sacrifices and a very secret set of worshippers right?
Myself? The word 'bugger' would probably suffice :p
Probably scratch my head...wonder what happened...then:
"Whatever...where's the BBQ?"
What would you say if when you went to the afterlife, you found out your beliefs about it were wrong, and, because of that, you will go to a hell/underworld sort of place?
Laugh with all the other atheists/agnostics when the devil says:" Christians, are you here ? Yes, I'm sorry, the jews where right." :P