Are you worthy?
There is only one question.
-A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
-We have found a witch, might we burn her?
-Burn her! Burn her!
-How do you know she is a witch?
Indeed. How do we know? Answer me that and you have earned my utmost respect.
Leonstein
05-08-2005, 03:28
Drop her off a cliff with a broom?
Tie her to a rock and drop her into the sea?
If you were in salem in the colonial era, they'd say: Throw her in the lake with a rock tied to her! if she floats, she is a witch and we shall burn her! if she is not, she shall die.- He, if i was in salem, i would be saying everyone in town was a witch! then everyone would die! lol, the last person to go would have to throw himself in.
Burn her! If she's a witch, she'll save herself from the flames. If not, she'll die, but she'll be reborn a better person.
My personal favorites...
-Poke her 'till you find a spot that doesn't bleed.
-Weigh her against a Bible, if she weighs more, she's a witch.
Wizard Glass
05-08-2005, 03:32
She turned me into a newt!
That's how I know.
The Desolate Erg
05-08-2005, 03:32
Build a bridge out of her!
Origami Tigers
05-08-2005, 03:36
Stick her in a bottle. A witch bottle. Which bottle? Any bottle will do.
There is only one question.
-A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
-We have found a witch, might we burn her?
-Burn her! Burn her!
-How do you know she is a witch?
Indeed. How do we know? Answer me that and you have earned my utmost respect.
Well, she looks like one!
Well, she looks like one!Can I have your children?
You are my hero.
There was another one which involved being dunked underwater, wasn't there?
The Nazz
05-08-2005, 03:44
Well, she looks like one!
Well we did do the nose.
And the hat.
Can I have your children?
You are my hero.
You can't have them, but I'll let you borrow them for a little while. :)
"Either that, or it's scientific experements for the lot of ya" :) - Does that paint the picture for ya? If not then your Python Kung Fu is not strong.
Well we did do the nose.
And the hat.
she has got a wart..
Oak Trail
05-08-2005, 03:58
Splash Holy Water on her. If she blinks or tries to block it. Shes a witch!
It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://www.rit.edu/~smo4215/monty.htm#Scene%205). :rolleyes: Duh. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries.
Even though most of you did not get it right, I bestow upon you the greatest gift of all: laughter. Now go rent some Monty Python.
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEVERE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they? Do they hurt?
BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she, is made, of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of
wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch! A duck! A duck!
BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEVERE: My liege!
ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot,
and join us at the Round Table?
BEDEVERE: My liege! I would be honored.
ARTHUR: What is your name?
BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my leige.
ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table.
[Narrative Interlude]
NARRATOR: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King
Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow:
Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the
Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the
Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of
Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon
Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together
they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold
throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table.
Wizard Glass
05-08-2005, 04:04
I feel very sad that I forgot all that dialouge before the appearance of the newt.
Alas, I am unworthy.
Can I have your children?
You are my hero.
Wait a minute, natural 'six handfuls' AND a Python fan? If your dad own a liquor store then move over - I'm moving in!
I am officially shamed for not having recognised it. To my defence, it is 05.05 (am) here, so my mind is a bit dull at the moment.
/Excuses, excuses...
It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://www.rit.edu/~smo4215/monty.htm#Scene%205). :rolleyes: Duh. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries.
Even though most of you did not get it right, I bestow upon you the greatest gift of all: laughter. Now go rent some Monty Python.
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEVERE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they? Do they hurt?
BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she, is made, of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of
wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch! A duck! A duck!
BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEVERE: My liege!
ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot,
and join us at the Round Table?
BEDEVERE: My liege! I would be honored.
ARTHUR: What is your name?
BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my leige.
ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table.
[Narrative Interlude]
NARRATOR: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King
Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow:
Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the
Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the
Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of
Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon
Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together
they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold
throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table.
o.0 .!.
Wait a minute, natural 'six handfuls' AND a Python fan? If your dad own a liquor store then move over - I'm moving in!How about a full stocked liquor cabinet?
The Nazz
05-08-2005, 04:09
snip
Yes, but do you know the follow-up piece, called "Logic vs. Sex?"
How about a full stocked liquor cabinet?
Hmmm, can you mix me up a white russian?
Yes, but do you know the follow-up piece, called "Logic vs. Sex?"I have the Mp3 on my computer.
Origami Tigers
05-08-2005, 04:15
Jeez, and here I was trying to respond with one of the ways to kill a witch.
The Nazz
05-08-2005, 04:21
I have the Mp3 on my computer.
It is a beautiful thing.
Hmmm, can you mix me up a white russian?For other people, sure. I'm a vegan.
Bah! I never drink alone - make it a screwdriver - or better yet, a sloe comfortable screw.
Beer and Guns
05-08-2005, 04:30
How do you know she is a witch? I came home late at night and she wont stop raggin' on me ?
For other people, sure. I'm a vegan.
You fiend! I didn't know you had weaned.
Bah! I never drink alone - make it a screwdriver - or better yet, a sloe comfortable screw.mmmmmmm
A man after mine own heart!
We'll get smashed, then watch some Monty Python, then I'll see what I can do about that screw. ;)
You fiend! I didn't know you had weaned.Did I miss something? :confused:
The Great Sixth Reich
05-08-2005, 04:46
There is only one question.
-How do you know she is a witch?
Indeed. How do we know? Answer me that and you have earned my utmost respect.
If she says any of the follow and something happens due to it:
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spells_in_Harry_Potter)
* 1.1 Accio
* 1.2 Aguamenti
* 1.3 Alohomora
* 1.4 Anapneo
* 1.5 Aparecium
* 1.6 Avis
* 1.7 Colloportus
* 1.8 Deletrius
* 1.9 Densaugeo
* 1.10 Diffindo
* 1.11 Dissendium
* 1.12 Engorgio
* 1.13 Enervate
* 1.14 Episkey
* 1.15 Evanesco
* 1.16 Expecto Patronum
* 1.17 Expelliarmus
* 1.18 Ferula
* 1.19 Finite Incantatem
* 1.20 Flagrate
* 1.21 Furnunculus
* 1.22 Impedimenta
* 1.23 Impervius
* 1.24 Incarcerous
* 1.25 Incendio
* 1.26 Langlock
* 1.27 Levicorpus
* 1.28 Liberacorpus
* 1.29 Locomotor
* 1.30 Locomotor Mortis
* 1.31 Lumos
* 1.32 Mobiliarbus
* 1.33 Mobilicorpus
* 1.34 Morsmordre
* 1.35 Muffliato
* 1.36 Nox
* 1.37 Obliviate
* 1.38 Oppugno
* 1.39 Orchideous
* 1.40 "Pack"
* 1.41 Petrificus Totalus
* 1.42 Pixie Banishing Hex
* 1.43 "Point Me"
* 1.44 Portus
* 1.45 Prior Incantato
* 1.46 Protego
* 1.47 Quietus
* 1.48 Reducio
* 1.49 Reducto
* 1.50 Relashio
* 1.51 Rennervate
* 1.52 Reparo
* 1.53 Rictusempra
* 1.54 Riddikulus
* 1.55 Scourgify
* 1.56 Sectumsempra
* 1.57 Serpensortia
* 1.58 Silencio
* 1.59 Sonorus
* 1.60 Specialis Revelio
* 1.61 Stupefy
* 1.62 Tarantallegra
* 1.63 Tergeo
* 1.64 Waddiwasi
* 1.65 Wingardium Leviosa
Did I miss something? :confused:
You no drinky the milky no more. :)
mmmmmmm
A man after mine own heart!
We'll get smashed, then watch some Monty Python, then I'll see what I can do about that screw. ;)
Not that I'm complaining, but I think you misunderstand;
Sloe Comfortabel Screw (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2020.html)
If you like screwdrivers you'll LOVE a sloe screw, Buttercup.
I'd love to give you your first sloe screw and teach you to play the Holy Grail Drinking game.
Afterwords we'll hump like bunnies.
Oh, was I supposed to be more subtle? Whoops!
You no drinky the milky no more. :)No. Did I miss something?
I'm still hopelessly confused.
No. Did I miss something?
I'm still hopelessly confused.
When you stop drinking milk, you've weaned. I was happy for your sake.
Not that I'm complaining, but I think you misunderstand;
Sloe Comfortabel Screw (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2020.html)
If you like screwdrivers you'll LOVE a sloe screw, Buttercup.
I'd love to give you your first sloe screw and teach you to play the Holy Grail Drinking game.
Afterwords we'll hump like bunnies.
Oh, was I supposed to be more subtle? Whoops!I know what sloe gin is. I was j/k. Unless.... ;)
What is this drinking game you speak of?
When you stop drinking milk, you've weaned. I was happy for your sake.Oh.
YAY!
I was making that more complicated than I needed to, wasn't I? I drink soy milk. Are you a vegetarian?
We know she is a witch because "she looks like one" and Belvedere says so (after all he is a Knight of the Round Table, and Knights do not lie).
I know what sloe gin is. I was j/k. Unless.... ;)
What is this drinking game you speak of?
There is this one found online:
http://www.oregonbeers.com/article.php?ArticleID=104
but my college buddies had our own;
Drink when you hear 'Sir' or "Right". Drink before you say any line from the movie. Drink twice if someone catches you not drinking when you are supposed to, unless of course, they are resting their drink on their head, in which case you each must drink the others drink five times. Er, three - counting the drinks outloud - and repeating the five, er three drinks again if you don't count the third as 'five'.
There is this one found online:
http://www.oregonbeers.com/article.php?ArticleID=104
but my college buddies had our own;
Drink when you hear 'Sir' or "Right". Drink before you say any line from the movie. Drink twice if someone catches you not drinking when you are supposed to, unless of course, they are resting their drink on their head, in which case you each must drink the others drink five times. Er, three - counting the drinks outloud - and repeating the five, er three drinks again if you don't count the third as 'five'.wow
That must be a pretty efficient way of getting plastered. I'm impressed. I'd love to drink with you sometime. I'd bet my Monty Python Skit CDs that I could drink you under the table. :p
We know she is a witch because "she looks like one" and Belvedere says so (after all he is a Knight of the Round Table, and Knights do not lie).I knight thee, oh worthiest soul, Sir Tuisina.
Oh.
YAY!
I was making that more complicated than I needed to, wasn't I? I drink soy milk. Are you a vegetarian?
Almost. I stay away from dairy nowadays, and eggs for the most part, but I still eat fish. It's hard to exclude fish from a Scandinavian diet...
Almost. I stay away from dairy nowadays, and eggs for the most part, but I still eat fish. It's hard to exclude fish from a Scandinavian diet...True story. Don't act like you have to justify it, though. It's all good.
wow
That must be a pretty efficient way of getting plastered. I'm impressed. I'd love to drink with you sometime. I'd bet my Monty Python Skit CDs that I could drink you under the table. :p
You're on - but I must warn you; I am an alumni of this college (http://www.orion-online.net/vnews/display.v?TARGET=printable&article_id=3d9a168e6e329) After your first few drinks I'll have you betting more than just some CDs...
You're on - but I must warn you; I am an alumni of this college (http://www.orion-online.net/vnews/display.v?TARGET=printable&article_id=3d9a168e6e329) After your first few drinks I'll have you betting more than just some CDs...Oh, I do that sober. :p I'll teach you how to party.
"I've lived here three years and have never paid for a beer. It's a great school and I learn a lot, but all I can think of all week is Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights when I wear as close to nothing as possible, get as drunk as possible without passing out and go home with the hottest guy I can find." What, no mid-week partying? That's weak.
M3rcenaries
05-08-2005, 05:51
if other witches testify against her! thats how they did it in good ol salem lol
Oh, I do that sober. :p I'll teach you how to party.
"I've lived here three years and have never paid for a beer. It's a great school and I learn a lot, but all I can think of all week is Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights when I wear as close to nothing as possible, get as drunk as possible without passing out and go home with the hottest guy I can find." What, no mid-week partying? That's weak.
Bring it on! :cool:
Bring it on! :cool:You will live to regret those words (if you don't get alcohol poisoning first).
The obvious answer:
How can we tell if a person's a witch?
They float in water. Therefore if we stick her in a bag, and through her into the river then she's a witch.
But if she's not then she would drown. How else can we go about it.
If she is lighter then something that floats then she truely must be a which.
What floats?
*Says random stuff*
No, no, come on, think about it...a duck.
Therefore if she's lighter then a duck then she is a witch
Or something like that from MP's the Quest for the Holy Grail.
What type of swallow? African or European??
Harlesburg
06-08-2005, 00:41
Dunk the witch under water for a long period of time.
if they live they are Witches
If they drown they are not.
Check the body for the mark of the deevil.
if they have abnormal moles they are witches and have been near the Sucubus
What type of swallow? African or European??Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
You will live to regret those words (if you don't get alcohol poisoning first).
http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/moviewavs.cgi?Old_School=comeon.wav
http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/moviewavs.cgi?Old_School=comeon.wavI loved that movie. You ever been streaking? That'd be fun.
I loved that movie. You ever been streaking? That'd be fun.
In about a year we can do some virtual streaking!
http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/moviewavs.cgi?Young_Frankenstein=knockers.wav
..
In about a year we can do some virtual streaking!I don't follow you, but I am intrigued. What is this "virtual streaking" you speak of?
http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/moviewavs.cgi?Young_Frankenstein=knockers.wav[/url]WTF???
I like it, but I have no idea what to think. :confused:
I don't follow you, but I am intrigued. What is this "virtual streaking" you speak of?
Virtual Streaking - all you need is a webcam and courage (possibly induced by a high BAC)
Until you are 18, hovever, this is the closest you can get to it;
"woot- woot!! hehehe! (o v o) wooty woot-woot!"
WTF???
I like it, but I have no idea what to think. :confused:
A clip of a conversation two streakers may have. (from Young Frankenstein)
Mikheilistan
06-08-2005, 13:14
There is only one question.
-A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
-We have found a witch, might we burn her?
-Burn her! Burn her!
-How do you know she is a witch?
Indeed. How do we know? Answer me that and you have earned my utmost respect.
Well, the normal method would be to drop her in water and see if she floats. If she does she is a witch. If she drowns, she isnt but she still dies, but she dies innocent. However that method was considered barabaric so now we weigh her against something that does float. Now can anyone tell me, what floats on water? Say a duck!
Murderous maniacs
06-08-2005, 13:59
Hmmm, can you mix me up a white russian?
i can go one better than that, i can provide you with a hairy russian.
and as a hairy russian i must state my dissapproval over mixed drinks, especially if they contain vodka. VODKA SHOULD BE DRUNK STRAIGHT, just like me, wait, i shouldn't say that
Murderous maniacs
06-08-2005, 14:01
Hmmm, can you mix me up a white russian?
i can go one better than that, i can provide you with a hairy russian.
and as a hairy russian i must state my dissapproval over mixed drinks, especially if they contain vodka. VODKA SHOULD BE DRUNK STRAIGHT, just like me, wait, that makes no sense
Fischerspooner
06-08-2005, 14:05
She turned me into a newt!
That's how I know.
You got better though?
There is nothing wrong with Witches. We..I mean they are ppl too. You should be thankful that you are still alive. :eek: