NationStates Jolt Archive

This is something I've been wondering about. Where are you right now? At home? At work? What time is it?
And also, why are you on NationStates when, as Colodia put it bluntly, you could be looking at porn?

I'll start it off. Right now I'm sitting in the entrance of Dorm 2 of my University, because it's the only place with a roof that's open at this time where I can receive the University wireless.
I'm not looking at porn because sometimes, people walk by here, and I'd only really look at dirty pictures some place private... Anyway, that and I find Sinuhue's threads slightly more stimulating :D
It is 22:12 Central European Time, in Cottbus, Brandenburg, Germany...

Edit: Oops, I forgot to mention that it is currently raining, which prevents me from sitting in my usual spot outside the cafeteria, since my keyboard tends to do things on its own when it gets wet...

I'm in Alaska, and do you really want to know what I'm doing?

I'm at work. All of my posting happens while here, because right now, I really have nothing else to do. I hope that changes some time soon, before I lose my mind. NS keeps me sane, and sharpish, and sometimes a little too stimulated for a work environment, but oh well! And I'm in smalltown Alberta, Canada. It's currently 14:20 Mountain time. (that's the metric clock you yanks! :D )

I'm at home, it's 9:21PM and Firefox supports tabs: dual porn/NS action!

Okay, I am somewhere on the outskirts of Boston...currently staring at the monitor of my eMac OS 10.3.9...I am watching my fingers as they type...I am talking to myself...sounding out the words...as I type...

What else...

I just scratched my head...*sigh*

I need to do something aberant...

bnnb

That was my head hitting the keyboard.

I'm eating a baby, killing a baby seal, and attending a nazi convention.

I am 'sitting'with my butt on a chair and the ret of my body on the ground typing at this computer that has this very window open in Firefox with two other tabs in the browser. I am hungry because it is 1:28 PM in Southern California and I haven't eaten anything for the past 18 hours

I am sitting at a computer not my own in a country far from my native land, half asleep, with one window open on NS (not five anymore, the internet here doesn't support tabbed browsing) and twelve open on the homework assignment I'm supposed to be doing if I don't want to be held back for a fifth year of high school (NOOOOO!!!). I'm dead tired and can hardly type anymore. I have a headache. And it's only 23:26. :(

I'm in Alaska, and do you really want to know what I'm doing?You've piqued my curiosity...:D

I am in Iowa and it is 4:55 P.M. and I am talking on a forum inquiring where I am and what time it is

I'm sitting in the den at the computer, reading your thread, and am in a very bad mood because I just got back from the doctor after rebreaking the toe I broke a few months ago.

Does thread make yous sleepy or is it just me?

I'm at home in California. The time is 3:08. I'm on NS, and playing Meteos, and playing Galactic Civilisations, and eating a sandwich.

its 10.58pm, i'm in my bedroom at home back at my parents' place (home for the hols), in the fair city of Southampton, Hampshire, the UK. i'm waiting till the Apprentice USA comes on BBC2 at 20 past 11, so i'm posting here and talking to uni mates on msn, while reading reviews of digital SLR cameras (saving up to buy one). listening to system of a down, who i didn't used to like but listening to their album this week (having listened to whats left of my music collection to death) its grown on me a lot.
also re-reading bits of a (work) project i'm working on, and re-reading bits of my blog (linky (http://spaces.msn.com/members/megadude666/)). i tend to do this when i get bored

Its 23:08 and I'm sitting in my bedroom at home in Belfast listening to music (Biffy Clyro - Take Me Out), talking to people on MSN, and browsing various websites.

not five anymore, the internet here doesn't support tabbed browsing

You DO realize it's not the 'internet' it's your browser, right?

Anyway, I'm sitting naked at my computer desk in my room wondering if I SHOULD look at porn. Kidding, I already did that. I'm wondering if I should do it again. :D Oh, and my room is in my house and my house is just outside of Atlanta Georgia. It is currently 6:17-ish PM Eastern American Standard Time and the temperature is in the high 80's. Partly cloudy with a chance of evening showers.

In my dorm room at University of Maine (no, you didn't misread mt profile, I'm a non-traditional student), it's 6:17 pm EDT, and I'm logged in here instead of studying for my sociology test.

Checking out politically incorrect oompa loompas while listening to the clash. ho hum.

I'm at work in Theater Arts Complex on break, drinking the salty broth of an instant lunch. If you're reading this while looking at porn I just made you sick.

i am wokring. That's right, working. Or rather my machine is. It's doing a build and running a test. Well, actually, its slaves are, but with machines, who cares? And if you understand all that, then i think i pity you.

i'm not looking at porn because it's boring, frustrating, ridiculous, or enough to gag the maggot crawling in the butthole of that dead thing outside my neighbor's window across the ravine. Or maybe all of it at once, depending on what porn it is that we're talking about. Actually, it's hard to imagine a more useless waste of time, unless it involves TV evangelists.

Gotta run, the slaves call.

I'm in my room, bored, which is why I'm on these forums. It's 6:36 P.M. I'm chatting in IRC and have a couple message windows open while listening to Queens of the Stone Age. I'm not looking at porn because I'm an innocent young lady, well, more like it's not my thing. :P

im at school. don't worry its not classtime its Form (homeroom for americans). it 8:41 australian time. this is a school computer so looking at porn would be a bad idea.

I'm at home, it's 9:21PM and Firefox supports tabs: dual porn/NS action!Yay!!!
We're doing the same things!
I'm in Ontario, Canada, and it's 19:10.
I just had a soy burger. It was yummy.
Porn is also yummy.

i'm dancing on maggie thatcher's grave!

oh wait that was just a really good dream i had last night ;)





edit: ok, i watched the Apprentice USA and boggled at the egos of the contestants on there, its now 22 past midnight and we've just made sure our ill cat is comfy & set up for the night. now i'm back on NS, all the people have left msn, and i'm bored. listening to led zeppelin. i might actually go to bed before 3am for a change tonight :eek:

edit2: all this talk of porn is giving me naughty ideas :P

I am at home in Uppsala where it is 01.29 CET. I'm just wandering why I am not in bed instead of posting this message, especially considering I need to get up in 5 hours time. And on that note... Good night!

edit2: all this talk of porn is giving me naughty ideas :PDo tell.

Do tell.
*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Sitting in my room at Home, it's 10:07AM and at 11 I have to leave for Uni.
I also put up the poll for the Mascot, so I have to watch that...

I'm bored at work. It's a very wet Melbourne morning (10:19am), thunderstorms have been forecast for later today.

Its 01:20 am and i've just got back from a friends party where I was the only tee-totaler. Tis great fun to be the only sober person with all those suggestable drunks around. As for now i'm sitting in my office at home in Millisle, Northern Ireland chatting to people on msn messenger

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

"He's slapping himself round the face with a small handheld battery powered fan"

"He's slapping himself round the face with a small handheld battery powered fan"
ow! ow! it hurts! get it away!

*slaps self round head with 10 pound mackrell*

*FAP!*


there, much better

I am currently in California, in a rinky-dink apartment, with a non-working air-conditioner, working on a piece of fan fiction for the anime, Naruto.

It is going rather slow, since I'm trying to eat my dinner at the same time, and occasionally fanning myself with a beautiful fan I picked up in Chinatown. XD

-Asylum Nova

ow! ow! it hurts! get it away!

*slaps self round head with 10 pound mackrell*

*FAP!*


there, much better

Strangely, I did start off with...

"He's slapping himself round the face with...... A HERRING"

But then I thought the Pythonesque overtones were a little strong.

Waiting for my infuriating brother to go to bed so i can have a much needed cigarette

Strangely, I did start off with...

"He's slapping himself round the face with...... A HERRING"

But then I thought the Pythonesque overtones were a little strong.
i went straight for the Python's jugular ;)


and with that i'm off to bed. night all :)

i went straight for the Python's jugular ;)


and with that i'm off to bed. night all :)

To quote one of Britains finest stand ups -

"How do you kill a circus?"

"Go for the juggler"

I'll start it off. Right now I'm sitting in the entrance of Dorm 2 of my University, because it's the only place with a roof that's open at this time where I can receive the University wireless.
I'm not looking at porn because sometimes, people walk by here, and I'd only really look at dirty pictures some place private... Anyway, that and I find Sinuhue's threads slightly more stimulating :D
It is 22:12 Central European Time, in Cottbus, Brandenburg, Germany...

Edit: Oops, I forgot to mention that it is currently raining, which prevents me from sitting in my usual spot outside the cafeteria, since my keyboard tends to do things on its own when it gets wet...
It's not raining where I am right now, although CSG would say that she'd gotten wet anyway.

I'm at my computer desk in my home office at my lil home in Kernersvile, North Carolina, USA. I'm not looking at porn because I just got off the telephone with my favorite female person in the whole world, and am still trying to catch my breath and recover. :D

It's now 2046 hours Eastern Daylight Time in the Piedmont region of North Carolina, USA. :)

I'm in London, wondering why on earth I'm still up at this ungodly hour.....on summer hols from uni....so taking the opportunity to catch up on well-deserved Rurouni Kenshin watching :)

It is 9:00 pm and I am just now leaving work, which is the only place I have access to the internet right now.

I live in Reno, Nevada which has "Hot August Nights" going on right now. This means that when I step out of this door I will be assaulted by hundreds of classical car driving people who are feeling rowdy and just plain good.

So... I will be going straight home and playing Sims2 where I will be feeling sorry for myself because I don't have the internet at home.

Sitting in my room in Bakersfield, California. I'm reading the NS forums, listening to music, playing solitaire, and typing something out for someone to keep them amused at night when I'm on vacation and don't have access to AIM for a week. It's almost 9:10 pm Pacific time. I'm now wondering why I've been playing solitaire for the past week considering the fact that I have a gaming rig and plenty of games to keep me amused. Oh, and the family's watching my boxed set of Firefly. All of you should watch it. Good show.

Now I'm at a Kinkos in downtown Santa Cruz trying to tick off the next 45 minutes so I don't have to pay for parking my van in the garage.

If you are in downtown SC right now, you could totally come over and see what I look like. But you'd have to figure out which of the laptop users I am. We all look batshit insane, so...

Now I can add eating chocolate pudding to the list. This stuff's good.

I am currently in front of my computer posting on this thread.

All you other posers are just faking it. =p

its 10:33pm and i am sitting in colorado lisening to the rain and posting on this thread

12.46p.m., 4th August 2005:

On Nationstates and playing 3D Pinball while waiting for lunch.

Back home, back in my room and it is 5:50PM. The Simpsons start in ten minutes...

It's 6 minutes to 4pm. I woke up 3 hours ago after a 15 hour Desperate Housewives marathon at a friends house. My brain is whirling on a Desperate Housewives withdrawal.

At home listenin' to a Judge Dredd radio play.


That's right, you heard me-

A Judge Dredd radio play. On Making Comics from Live 365.com.


This may be the coolest thing ever.

Golden California, USA, in bed at 1:42 in the morning secretly online on my laptop. That's right: a teen...in his bed...at night...not looking at porn. RUN FOR THE HILLS, IT'S THE FOUR HORSEMEN!

At work. In Dublin. Envying my house mate who is on holiday and just enjoys her time off relaxing and driving round the country....
It's 9.42 am

I'm in the disgustingly small town of Locust Grove, Georgia, USA. I'm drinking too much and hoping to fall asleep soon. Oh, and it's 5:00 a.m. here.

Hey, I'm in a room at my house... on at the normal time for me, before tea and homework just checking up to see how all of you people are doing and if there's any news I've missed

Oh yeah, my home's near Adelaide, Australia

At home, waiting for the first session, of the second Ashes test to start in Egbaston.

i am hungover after night out on the beers, day off today in sunny worthing by the sea (southcoast of England).

I'm in my home, which is a haunted house located between a shooting range, a stock car race track and a prison for the criminally insane. I'm not kidding. It's 3:20 am.

I'm at my nan's in Blackpool getting ready to go to work (ick!)

Im on the computer spamming other boards.
Im also on NS expressing myself in depth.

Hi ya TINK! :fluffle:
Wellington.

Im on the computer spamming other boards.
Im also on NS expressing myself in depth.

Hi ya TINK! :fluffle:
Wellington.
hey :fluffle:

hey :fluffle:
So do you work all week now or something?
-Or a lot of the week? O_O

So do you work all week now or something?
-Or a lot of the week? O_O
officially i'm just part time, however, recently i've been doing like 5 days a week cause they ask me to and i feel mean saying no, but i don't wanna go today, i hurt my back on tuesday carrying heavy boxes around :(

Im at work, but since im posting here im not actually working :P

As I set here at my employers , They assume I am working hard by watching me type ! Placement of the monitor is critcal so only I can see it. - 104,000 a year plus a car and this is what I do at 5:45 AM EST

officially i'm just part time, however, recently i've been doing like 5 days a week cause they ask me to and i feel mean saying no, but i don't wanna go today, i hurt my back on tuesday carrying heavy boxes around :(
How Heavy's Heavy?

Youll get used to it and get some real Pythons. :p
If you wernt Working what would you be doing?
Think of the money. :)

I'm in my home, which is a haunted house located between a shooting range, a stock car race track and a prison for the criminally insane. I'm not kidding. It's 3:20 am.


Sleep well sweet prince !

You could be shot, run over or butt plugged by dawn !

in my house in Melbourne/Victoria/Australia trying to rewrite the 3 stories i lost after the computer went bust a whole 300 od pages each

11:30am in Slough, Berks UK @ work. Far far too much to do but decided to have a look at the forum. I am also drinking Diet Coke and contemplating tidying my desk which is a mess!!! Thinking about the drive down the M25 to get home tonight!!!

I dont like lifting more than 70Kg of Copper thats 3.6 meters long.

in fuengirola (south of spain) at work. Looking out the window at semi-naked women on the beach and chatting on NS while waiting for some webwork to finish...
Weather is beautiful. 35 degrees and lovely and sunny

I'm in the spare room, in the southern suburbs of Sheffield, UK. Listening to Jo Whiley on the radio, (was)watching the Ashes on C4 and eating my bacon sandwich with my left hand - leaving my right hand for.....................typing.

i just spent an hour cooking my breakfast, and now its bloody lunchtime :rolleyes:
stupid pain au chocolat just wouldn't fucking cook :headbang:

edit: just realised i've taken zero drugs of any sort in over a week. this blows :(

At home listenin' to a Judge Dredd radio play.


That's right, you heard me-

A Judge Dredd radio play. On Making Comics from Live 365.com.


This may be the coolest thing ever.
:eek: that IS the coolest thing ever! i wanna listen :(


*goes off and watches the movie instead*




ps: wishing you a good day at work, tink :)

Yes TInk its almost over.

I just got home. I'm eating a roast beef sandwich and considering going to the doctor later today because my chest still hurts from a very hard tackle I took monday. I suspect I might've cracked a rib.

Oh, and I'm feeding my scrotum-seeking attack weasels some peanuts. They love nuts. :)

I'm not doing much, really. Just browsing NS General, listening to Husker Du (is there a time when I'm not listening to Husker Du?), and thinking about the horrible air quality outside. Stupid carcinogens and pollen.

Oh, I'm thirty miles North of Houston, in a shithole called Tomball, by the way.

How Heavy's Heavy?

Youll get used to it and get some real Pythons. :p
If you wernt Working what would you be doing?
Think of the money. :)
i dunno, i don't weigh the boxes :rolleyes:

if i wasn't working i'd be resting and drinking lots of water trying to get rid of this stupid chest infection that won't clear up

and some guy nearly killed me at work today, i wouldn't mind but he didn't even apologise :(

still at home, listening to Pitchshifter very loud cos i'm in one of those "fuck everything" moods. yay.

I'm in my home, which is a haunted house located between a shooting range, a stock car race track and a prison for the criminally insane. I'm not kidding. It's 3:20 am.


Sleep well sweet prince !

You could be shot, run over or butt plugged by dawn !

Nope. Made it through the night. Phiew. *Takes off helmet*

i dunno, i don't weigh the boxes :rolleyes:

if i wasn't working i'd be resting and drinking lots of water trying to get rid of this stupid chest infection that won't clear up

and some guy nearly killed me at work today, i wouldn't mind but he didn't even apologise :(
Want me to sic Guido on hiz azz, babie? :D

I can only imagine that when you get a "chest infection" it's a major problem! Get well soon! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I'm at work, goofing off as usual. :p

i dunno, i don't weigh the boxes :rolleyes:

if i wasn't working i'd be resting and drinking lots of water trying to get rid of this stupid chest infection that won't clear up

and some guy nearly killed me at work today, i wouldn't mind but he didn't even apologise :(
At Home Feeling sorry for TInk.

I didnt ask you for their weight! :rolleyes:

Yeah what Eutrusca said.
Ill floor him.
-What did he do?

I am in my room(USA, Ohio) at 1:44 AM. Lately I havent been wanting to watch porn as much anymore but I do it anyways. Its dark out and I am tired.

New Zealand, sitting in the computer room at VUW wasting time on a Friday afternoon until I feel justified in leaving

I'm online in my living room in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. I'm participating in this thread because it looked remotely interesting and the 2 forums I usually post in are down. I don't like porn. It's 1:46 am EST. And now I'm going to sleep.

I'm at home, it's 9:21PM and Firefox supports tabs: dual porn/NS action!

Go Firefox!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm at my house on San Juan Island WA. I just got off work at one of the most popular restaurants in the archepeligo. And, I'm here on the forums to see my if my favorite troll, Neo Rogolia, is out there still acting like an ass in order to make me laugh. So entertaining, yet so frighteningly anachronistic...

I'm at home, it's 9:21PM and Firefox supports tabs: dual porn/NS action!

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[FONT=Fixedsys] Since nobody is talking about anything relevent to nationstates i'll just say whats up, the only reason i am typing this right now is cause its 1 A.M. I'm at a friends house and no one is home... i ran out of weed and cant sleep. there is nothing on tv, and it is quite the opposite of scrumtrilecent... >:(|) heh heh, my angry monkey keeps me alive though, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!.... i hate being bored!!!

At Home Feeling sorry for TInk.

I didnt ask you for their weight! :rolleyes:

Yeah what Eutrusca said.
Ill floor him.
-What did he do?
you asked how heavy they are! :rolleyes:

i was putting some stock on a shelf and there was a guy on the other side of the isle, he knocked summat over which made everything on the shelf fall over too and all the big heavy metal and glass vases came crashing down on my side, if i'd been a couple of inches to the side they would've landed on my head and seriously hurt me, he just walked off, didn't come round to check if they'd hit me and i was ok or even apologise, he just grabbed his kid and walked off

you asked how heavy they are! :rolleyes:

i was putting some stock on a shelf and there was a guy on the other side of the isle, he knocked summat over which made everything on the shelf fall over too and all the big heavy metal and glass vases came crashing down on my side, if i'd been a couple of inches to the side they would've landed on my head and seriously hurt me, he just walked off, didn't come round to check if they'd hit me and i was ok or even apologise, he just grabbed his kid and walked off
Heaviness and weight are different. :eek:
Im sure the guy was too embarrased or from Newcastle...(theyt are like that the bastards.

So was the stuff you were lifting the weight of say a 20 Litre Bucket of Water?

I have just started my working day routine, which consists of checking my emails to see if I've anything urgent to do, then going down my list of websites to visit instead of actually doing work.