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Lockheed Martin Tactical Aircraft Systems
AIRCRAFT - SPACE SYSTEMS - MISSILES
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Important! Important!

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase

Thank you for purchasing a Lockheed Martin military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. Mr. / Mrs. / Ms. / Miss. / Lt. / Gen. / Comrade / Classified / Other

First Name____________________ Initial____ Last Name_______________________

Latitude______________________ Longitude________________________________

Altitude______________________ Password, Code Name, Etc.___________________

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

F-16A Falcon / F-16B Falcon / F-16C Falcon / F-16D Falcon / F-22 / Classified

3. Date of purchase: Month___________Day___________Year____________

4. Serial Number:____________________

5. Please check where this product was purchased:

Received as Gift/Aid Package
Catalog/Showroom
Sleazy Arms Broker
Mail Order
Discount Store
Government Surplus
Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the Lockheed Martin product you have just purchased:

Heard loud noise, looked up
Store Display
Espionage
Recommended by friend/relative/ally
Political lobbying by Manufacturer
Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this Lockheed Martin product:

Style/Appearance
Kickback/Bribe
Recommended by salesperson
Speed/Maneuverability
Comfort/Convenience
Lockheed Martins Reputation
Advanced Weapons Systems
Price/Value
Back-Room Politics
Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

North America
Central/South America
Europe
Middle East
Africa
Asia/Far East
Misc. Third-World Countries
Aircraft Carrier
Classified

9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:

Product Own Intend to purchase
Color TV
VCR
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply:

Communist/Socialist
Terrorist
Crazed (Islamic)
Crazed (Other)
Neutral
Democratic
Dictatorship
Corrupt (Latin American)
Corrupt (Other)
Primitive/Tribal

11. How did you pay for your Lockheed Martin product?

Cash
Suitcases of Cocaine
Oil Revenues
Deficit Spending
Personal Check
Credit Card
Ransom Money
Traveler's Check
Cyberbucks/E-Cash

12. Occupation:

Homemaker
Sales/Marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle Management
Eccentric Billionaire
Defense Minister/General
Retired
Student

13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

Golf
Boating/Sailing
Sabotage
Running/Jogging
Propaganda/Disinformation
Destabilizing/Overthrow
Default on Loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black Market/Smuggling
Collectibles/Collections
Watching Sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation/Torture
Household Pets
Crushing Rebellions
Espionage/Reconnaissance
Fashion Clothing
Border Disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help Lockheed Martin serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

Lockheed Martin Tactical Aircraft Systems
Marketing Department
P.O. Box 748
Forth Worth
Texas 76101