QuentinTarantino
03-08-2005, 14:44
yeah i found this humorous.
A Busy Person's Guide to the Bush Press Conference
Since most people don't like to watch an hour of Bush on television (and for some reason I don't mind even though it drives me nuts), I decided to boil down the questions and answers from tonight's press conference in the East Room of the White House to their bare essentials. The questioners (Q:) are not identified. All answers (A:) are (paraphrases) from George W. Bush. (transcript of the conference) (http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2004-04-13-bush-text_x.htm)
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Q: April is the deadliest month in Iraq, people are comparing it to Vietnam and support for the war is declining to less than 50%. What say you?
A: Its not Vietnam. This is hard. A free Iraq will be great. This is hard. We've been there a long time, but its not that long. Things have been hard for me. I don't listen to polls.
Q: How long will US troops be in Iraq?
A: I don't know--ask someone else. We'll be there as long as we need to.
Q: You have said we'd be greeted as liberators, that Iraqi oil would pay for the war and that we'd find WMD in Iraq. Why were you so wrong on all of these counts?
A: September 11th. Threat. Saddam, threat. Intelligence told me so. I told UN to act but they didn't so I did. Saddam could have made WMD. Danger. Oil? It wasn't destroyed and its flowing. Iraqi's are happy...the silent majority supports us...Iraqi's are happy.
Q: You told Bob Woodward that Osama wasn't a priority before 9/11. Do you feel any personal responsibility for 9/11?
A: I was angry and sad on 9/11. Before 9/11 I was not.
Q: And do you feel personal responsibility for 9/11?
A: No. The patriot act is good. We were stovepiped. No war footing. 9/11 was gathering threat...thats why I dealt with Iraq. We must preempt all who hate us.
Q: You never admit mistakes (WMD, postwar planning, 9/11). Should people be unhappy about that? Did you screw up?
A: No war footing. Osama hated us. We didn't know what was coming. I wonder where the WMD are. Saddam, threat. World, better. Iraqi's are happy.
Q: You said the Aug. 6th PDB didn't warn of hijacking airplanes into buildings, but just some things really close to that. Did you do anything in response?
A: I asked for the briefing and then went on vacation. The report was historical. I was concerned. If I didn't know something its George Tenet's fault. Nothing new in PDB. FBI was doing good. I would have acted. If only they had told me: "9/11, NYC, WTC, 8:30am" I would have been there.
Q: The PDB says there were 70 FBI investigations. Today the 9/11 hearings found that as wrong. Did you get bad info?
A: I expect to get valid information.
Q: Has the FBI talked to you since?
A: No.
Q: Richard Clarke apologized to the nation. Do Americans deserve an apology from you?
A: If only they had told me "9/11, NYC, WTC, 8:30am" I would have been there. Its Osama's fault, not mine.
Q: The "coalition" forces constitute hardly any of the troops. Isn't it window dressing? What happens when you turn Iraq over to them?
A: Don't say mean things about other people. We must remain strong. The Iraq war is a blow against terrorism. Iraq will be free someday.
Q: Why won't you testify before the 9/11 commission without Cheney at your side?
A: Because they want to ask us questions.
Q: I asked why you're appearing together, instead of separately as they requested?
A: Because we can both answer this way.
Q: Some say you let 9/11 mature too far--Iraq not far enough. What do you think? What's next?
A: They say we should have taken out Afghanistan and they say I shouldn't have attacked Iraq. See? War footing. I thought about Al Qaeda. Our oceans don't protect us. We let people in. Its a tough decision for me to use the military. We'll use it whenever we need to. They found 50 tons of mustard gas in Libya. I worry about WMD. We're at war against terror.
Q: People are unhappy about Iraq--will you lose your job over it?
A: I don't plan on losing my job. I don't like seeing dead people on television. Its hard to console family members. I will make my case. Lets talk about the war against terror. Our soldiers are great.
Q: After 9/11, whats your biggest mistake?
A: I wish you could have given me the questions beforehand. I went to war in Afghanistan. Even though there were no WMD I still would have taken Iraq. They found 50 tons of mustard gas. Saddam is dangerous. He had WMD. I can't come up with a mistake I've made.
Q: Several thousand FBI agents wrote you today begging you to not split up law enforcement and counterterrorism but you said today you might. Will you?
A: Lets talk. The war will be long. Our enemy is ruthless. It will be long. We should learn from mistakes. A free middle east will be hopeful. Free. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. We are a great power. We feed North Korea, we fight AIDS in Africa. I am leading and making the world a better place. We'll stay the course. Stay the course. Soldiers are dying in Iraq for freedom.
Q: Why are you such a bad communicator?
A: "When I say something, I mean it."
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A Busy Person's Guide to the Bush Press Conference
Since most people don't like to watch an hour of Bush on television (and for some reason I don't mind even though it drives me nuts), I decided to boil down the questions and answers from tonight's press conference in the East Room of the White House to their bare essentials. The questioners (Q:) are not identified. All answers (A:) are (paraphrases) from George W. Bush. (transcript of the conference) (http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2004-04-13-bush-text_x.htm)
----
Q: April is the deadliest month in Iraq, people are comparing it to Vietnam and support for the war is declining to less than 50%. What say you?
A: Its not Vietnam. This is hard. A free Iraq will be great. This is hard. We've been there a long time, but its not that long. Things have been hard for me. I don't listen to polls.
Q: How long will US troops be in Iraq?
A: I don't know--ask someone else. We'll be there as long as we need to.
Q: You have said we'd be greeted as liberators, that Iraqi oil would pay for the war and that we'd find WMD in Iraq. Why were you so wrong on all of these counts?
A: September 11th. Threat. Saddam, threat. Intelligence told me so. I told UN to act but they didn't so I did. Saddam could have made WMD. Danger. Oil? It wasn't destroyed and its flowing. Iraqi's are happy...the silent majority supports us...Iraqi's are happy.
Q: You told Bob Woodward that Osama wasn't a priority before 9/11. Do you feel any personal responsibility for 9/11?
A: I was angry and sad on 9/11. Before 9/11 I was not.
Q: And do you feel personal responsibility for 9/11?
A: No. The patriot act is good. We were stovepiped. No war footing. 9/11 was gathering threat...thats why I dealt with Iraq. We must preempt all who hate us.
Q: You never admit mistakes (WMD, postwar planning, 9/11). Should people be unhappy about that? Did you screw up?
A: No war footing. Osama hated us. We didn't know what was coming. I wonder where the WMD are. Saddam, threat. World, better. Iraqi's are happy.
Q: You said the Aug. 6th PDB didn't warn of hijacking airplanes into buildings, but just some things really close to that. Did you do anything in response?
A: I asked for the briefing and then went on vacation. The report was historical. I was concerned. If I didn't know something its George Tenet's fault. Nothing new in PDB. FBI was doing good. I would have acted. If only they had told me: "9/11, NYC, WTC, 8:30am" I would have been there.
Q: The PDB says there were 70 FBI investigations. Today the 9/11 hearings found that as wrong. Did you get bad info?
A: I expect to get valid information.
Q: Has the FBI talked to you since?
A: No.
Q: Richard Clarke apologized to the nation. Do Americans deserve an apology from you?
A: If only they had told me "9/11, NYC, WTC, 8:30am" I would have been there. Its Osama's fault, not mine.
Q: The "coalition" forces constitute hardly any of the troops. Isn't it window dressing? What happens when you turn Iraq over to them?
A: Don't say mean things about other people. We must remain strong. The Iraq war is a blow against terrorism. Iraq will be free someday.
Q: Why won't you testify before the 9/11 commission without Cheney at your side?
A: Because they want to ask us questions.
Q: I asked why you're appearing together, instead of separately as they requested?
A: Because we can both answer this way.
Q: Some say you let 9/11 mature too far--Iraq not far enough. What do you think? What's next?
A: They say we should have taken out Afghanistan and they say I shouldn't have attacked Iraq. See? War footing. I thought about Al Qaeda. Our oceans don't protect us. We let people in. Its a tough decision for me to use the military. We'll use it whenever we need to. They found 50 tons of mustard gas in Libya. I worry about WMD. We're at war against terror.
Q: People are unhappy about Iraq--will you lose your job over it?
A: I don't plan on losing my job. I don't like seeing dead people on television. Its hard to console family members. I will make my case. Lets talk about the war against terror. Our soldiers are great.
Q: After 9/11, whats your biggest mistake?
A: I wish you could have given me the questions beforehand. I went to war in Afghanistan. Even though there were no WMD I still would have taken Iraq. They found 50 tons of mustard gas. Saddam is dangerous. He had WMD. I can't come up with a mistake I've made.
Q: Several thousand FBI agents wrote you today begging you to not split up law enforcement and counterterrorism but you said today you might. Will you?
A: Lets talk. The war will be long. Our enemy is ruthless. It will be long. We should learn from mistakes. A free middle east will be hopeful. Free. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. We are a great power. We feed North Korea, we fight AIDS in Africa. I am leading and making the world a better place. We'll stay the course. Stay the course. Soldiers are dying in Iraq for freedom.
Q: Why are you such a bad communicator?
A: "When I say something, I mean it."
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