NationStates Jolt Archive

does this count as a word game? i hope not.
anyways TIN did one of these once to great effect, so now in his memory is an all-new NS caption competition! TIN managed to find only the most brilliantly random and nonsensical pics for his thread, and i hope to do his randomness justice. so i'll start with:


http://www.hlj.me.uk/caption_competition.jpg

you all know how these work... just come up with something funny

after a bit (maybe a week, maybe a couple of days for this first one) i'll add a poll to this topic and we can all vote on the winner, who gets the prize of... uh... putting "I aM tEH winz0r!" in their sig or something :D





oh and if you're not having any luck with the main (contest) pic, try your luck at these, why not

http://www.gurney.co.uk/pads/captioncomp/peke.JPG http://www.sluggerotoole.com/images/ian_p.jpg


go!

(if this turns out to be a banned word game i apologise in advance :()

http://www.hlj.me.uk/caption_competition.jpg

Bwa ha ha! By inserting nuclear devices into rubber chickens, I, Dr Odd, shall destroy approximately 3 bad comedians a month! THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE!

"Ah jeez...this chicken enema smells!"

For the chicken picture I have: "God this feels so wrong!"

http://www.hlj.me.uk/caption_competition.jpg

Donny demonstrates the lesser known version of the Birds and the Bees speech, "The Chicken and the creepy drunk uncle with a carrot."

"Ah jeez...this chicken enema smells!"
lol... along similar lines:

"argh! god! some of the chicken's ass went in my eye!!"



Donny demonstrates the lesser known version of the Birds and the Bees speech, "The Chicken and the creepy drunk uncle with a carrot."
lol good one :D
though i have to say it looks less like a carrot, and more like some kind of sex toy... which makes it even worse :eek:

"The International Air-Guitar Tournament takes a turn for ther worse as the Reykjavik candidate takes the stage."

lol good one :D
though i have to say it looks less like a carrot, and more like some kind of sex toy... which makes it even worse :eek:

Yea, I figured carrot was as far as I needed to go there. :p

anyway

http://www.gurney.co.uk/pads/captioncomp/peke.JPG

When reached for comment the dogs owner responded with, "Kills bugs dead my ass."

Using the carrot idea again,

"You mean this isn't the carrot dip?"

And for the dog one,

"I swear it looked like cotton candy from that angle!"

bumpedy bump bump, bump bump

does this count as a word game? i hope not.
anyways TIN did one of these once to great effect, so now in his memory is an all-new NS caption competition! TIN managed to find only the most brilliantly random and nonsensical pics for his thread, and i hope to do his randomness justice. so i'll start with:


http://www.hlj.me.uk/caption_competition.jpg



After slipping the chicken a Mickey, Dr. Krinklebein reassures his patient-"Hold still, you may feel a little pressure"

Engineers from NS Weapons Labs demonstrate their latest invention, the RPC (Rocket-Propelled Chicken), which has been touted as a safe and effective urban crowd-control device.

:p

Chicken: After hours of searching, the wards found Geoffrey in the institute's tool shed, torturing several rubber poultries. He was heard screaming, "In! In! Deeper! I'll find you, cookie! Bock-Chicken can't have it forever!"

Chicken: Does doing this count as losing your virginity? PLEASE SAY YES!

Dog: I thought it was a hot dog!

For the chicken picture

"Say Goodbye to unwanted Critters, with the new Camoflauged Hunting Rifle, who could be afraid of a man carrying a chicken?!"

Chicken picture:

"Ummm...didn't King Arthur remove his sword from a stone, Doug?"

The pictures for these should be pretty obvious...

"In other news, Boltham General Hospital's gynaecology students found their training budgets cut yet again by the NHS."

"Maybe she's born with it; maybe it's... rabies..."

"In response to the IRA's recent sponsorship by McDonalds, Mr Paisley has entered the commercial market as Specsavers' latest spokesperson."

http://www.hlj.me.uk/caption_competition.jpg

Perdues Secreat Revealed

lol some good ones here :p
keep em coming



only people who have seen Bill Bailey's stand up Bewilderness tour (or DVD) will get this one (yes there are people here who know what i'm talking about)

"I am Dolphin Boy. Arrrrrrrrrrgh....." ;)

bumpadiddlydoo