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Scientific Gender Specific Masterbation Poll

Oxwana
02-08-2005, 15:30
There was a "Gender Specific Masturbation Poll" this morning, but as more than one person pointed out, everyone's definition of how often "often" is differs. Here's a new poll, please vote to answer my curiosity (and that of a few others as well, I'm sure).
Do you masturbate? If so, how frequently?
Oxwana
02-08-2005, 15:46
Y'all are going to make me vote first, aren't you?
I was hoping to avoid that.
Bolol
02-08-2005, 15:49
Please understand my friend, this has potential to be nothing more than a juvenile thread, or it could become the Kinsey Report of NS General. People must be mature here.

As a sign of good faith...I'll vote...
Pure Metal
02-08-2005, 15:53
woah which female voted "several times a day"?! whoever you are i don't think you've got enough to do during the day :p :p


thats the only time when i get up to 'several times daily' is when i'm really bored and there's nothing better to do :D



edit: oh sorry, did someone mention being mature? oops ;)
1337 h4x0r5
02-08-2005, 15:54
If thy right hand causes thee to sin, then chop it off, for that it is better to lose a limb than to spend forever in hell!
UpwardThrust
02-08-2005, 15:55
If thy right hand causes thee to sin, then chop it off, for that it is better to lose a limb than to spend forever in hell!
Thats ok I use left cause it feels like someone else doing it
Bolol
02-08-2005, 15:56
edit: oh sorry, did someone mention being mature? oops ;)

Maturity in a thread like this is important, but there's nothing wrong with having a little fun! So long as it doesn't degenerate.
Oxwana
02-08-2005, 15:59
woah which female voted "several times a day"?! whoever you are i don't think you've got enough to do during the day :p :p Let's not judge other people's masturbation habits, ok?
Werteswandel
02-08-2005, 16:01
Thats ok I use left cause it feels like someone else doing it
Heh.
Bolol
02-08-2005, 16:04
If thy right hand causes thee to sin, then chop it off, for that it is better to lose a limb than to spend forever in hell!

I don't think God is gonna condemn me to Hell for something as trivial as masturbation.

And I'm not cutting off my right hand, I need it for other things. Like drawing...and using the can-opener.
77Seven77
02-08-2005, 16:08
Thats ok I use left cause it feels like someone else doing it

Heheh :)
Pure Metal
02-08-2005, 16:12
Let's not judge other people's masterbation habits, ok?
pfft... t'was a joke, but ok
Lokiaa
02-08-2005, 16:12
Male. Daily Basis.
Good for the prostate. :p
Robot ninja pirates
02-08-2005, 16:12
Can't vote, gotta masturbate.
Liskeinland
02-08-2005, 16:15
I don't think God is gonna condemn me to Hell for something as trivial as masturbation. He might… look at you… in a disappointed way… like teachers in primary school… *shudder*
New Endenia
02-08-2005, 16:32
Can't vote, gotta masturbate.

Heh...good one. Anyway i voted as well.
UpwardThrust
02-08-2005, 16:36
He might… look at you… in a disappointed way… like teachers in primary school… *shudder*
Mmmm teachers I remember my teachers … there was this one nun at my elementary school ….

*masturbates*
Pure Metal
02-08-2005, 16:45
http://www.spongemom.com/sitebuilder/images/See_you_masturbating-395x400.jpg

sorry, had to ;)
UpwardThrust
02-08-2005, 16:49
sorry, had to ;)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/196/2653/400/everytimeyoumasturbategodkillsakittenpleasethinkofthekittens.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/196/2653/1024/kittenlives.jpg
Pure Metal
02-08-2005, 16:52
lol i just had a mental image of a domo-kun jerking one off... argh!

get :headbang: out :headbang: of :headbang: my :headbang: head! :headbang: :headbang:
Lokiaa
02-08-2005, 16:58
Are we ever going to upgrade to killing lions?
Greedy Pig
02-08-2005, 17:12
I do it several times a day. Thats why we Chinese are the most populous people in the world. :D

Nolah, actually, my gf just left me :(. Just feeling extra horny these past few weeks.
Pure Metal
02-08-2005, 17:13
Are we ever going to upgrade to killing lions?
if enough people whack off at the same time, sure.

lets give it a go. everybody on this thread, on the count of three....1....2......3.... go!
UpwardThrust
02-08-2005, 17:31
if enough people whack off at the same time, sure.

lets give it a go. everybody on this thread, on the count of three....1....2......3.... go!
Damn I went on 3 not go
Achtung 45
02-08-2005, 17:35
if enough people whack off at the same time, sure.

lets give it a go. everybody on this thread, on the count of three....1....2......3.... go!
AHHhhhhhhhh, I BEAT YOU ALL!!!

what!? that's a bad thing!? :D
Pure Metal
02-08-2005, 17:46
there we go. all finished.

http://www.realisticdrawing.com/loyalist/art_supplies/kleenex.jpg
glad these are handy http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-036.gif
Lokiaa
02-08-2005, 17:50
Okay, what two guys said they never mastrubated? Come on, fess up.
Oxwana
02-08-2005, 17:54
Ha!
More chicks masturbate "several times a day" than guys so far.
We have you beat (bad pun alert)!
Copiosa Scotia
02-08-2005, 17:58
I'll admit to being a little surprised by the size of the "At least once a day" demographic.
Oxwana
02-08-2005, 18:07
I'll admit to being a little surprised by the size of the "At least once a day" demographic.Surprised that it's that high, or surprised that it's that low?
Graaagh
02-08-2005, 18:11
My question is how do you define masturbation in this poll?
Eh-oh
02-08-2005, 18:15
My question is how do you define masturbation in this poll?

self gratification of a sexual nature, i suppose
Oxwana
02-08-2005, 18:19
self gratification of a sexual nature, i supposeI define masturbation as actually getting off; having an orgasm (or two, or three). And I meant one "session" to be considered once a day (for women, it's an important distinction to make)... But I didn't state any of that in my original post.
I didn't define my terms...
Damn!
Not quite scientific. :(
Laerod
02-08-2005, 18:27
I define masterbation as actually getting off; having an orgasm (or two, or three). And I meant one "session" to be considered once a day (for women, it's an important distinction to make)... But I didn't state any of that in my original post.
I didn't define my terms...
Damn!
Not quite scientific. :(Bad Oxwana! :mad: No buiscuit! ( :p )
Oxwana
02-08-2005, 18:36
Bad Oxwana! :mad: No buiscuit! ( :p )Fine. Be like that.
I'll just have to do something else to cheer myself up.
hmmm....
Whatever shall I do? ;)
Laerod
02-08-2005, 18:37
Fine. Be like that.
I'll just have to do something else to cheer myself up.
hmmm....
Whatever shall I do? ;)Bake buiscuits? :confused:
Deviltrainee
02-08-2005, 18:41
i like how more women than men said several times a day and more men than women claimed they never have
Bottle
02-08-2005, 18:42
There was a "Gender Specific Masterbation Poll" this morning, but as more than one person pointed out, everyone's definition of how often "often" is differs. Here's a new poll, please vote to answer my curiosity (and that of a few others as well, I'm sure).
Do you masterbate? If so, how frequently?
I think if you averaged it out I would be a one-a-day kind of gal, but what usually happens is that I go a couple of days without and then have several rounds of fun on the third day. It's generally because of my work schedule, and because I like to set aside a decent amount of "me time" if I'm going to do that sort of thing.

I would rate myself as moderate to active in terms of masturbatory frequency, but that's over all...for a girl I am probably more active than the average.
Oxwana
02-08-2005, 18:46
I would rate myself as moderate to active in terms of masturbatory frequency, but that's over all...for a girl I am probably more active than the average.Only once a day on average? ;)
Work harder, you slacker! :p
Dempublicents1
02-08-2005, 19:06
Only once a day on average? ;)
Work harder, you slacker! :p

Mine is even lower - maybe averaging out to once a month. LOL

Of course, it's one of those things that generally happens when I'm out of town. I have my boyfriend around otherwise, and I enjoy "me and him time" so much more than "me time". =)
Cabra West
02-08-2005, 20:59
I averaged it over a week and ended up with several times a day, although not every day. Where would I find the time?
Although... I've been know to sneak of to toilet during work with dark intent :)
Sinuhue
02-08-2005, 21:33
Thats ok I use left cause it feels like someone else doing it
I've heard that for men, sitting on your hand until it goes almost numb does the trick too :D .

But onto the question...too often is when it doesn't quite feel as good anymore, and not enough? I don't know...I've never hit that low :eek:
Ziquhu
02-08-2005, 23:16
Just did some sums...

Apparently, men produce between 2 and 5ml of semen with every ejaculation, and each millilitre may contain from 20 to 300 million individual sperm. This average is between 40 and 60 million per ml. This gives us a rough total of about 200 million sperm cells per 3.5ml ejaculation. :eek:

So far, 34 blokes have admitted to spanking the monkey on a daily basis, giving us a whopping total of 6,800,000,000 (gazillions) poor little sperms wasted, with 119 ml (a quarter pint) of man juice going to waste each and every day.

Hope you're pleased with yourselves chaps. :D

Currently working out how many days it would take us to fill an Olympic size pool...
Evilness and Chaos
02-08-2005, 23:23
Yay, I have the not so secret shame of being the fourth 'several' of the Men...
Tluiko
02-08-2005, 23:27
Voted at least once a day, though that would be average and not "each day at least once".
The Similized world
02-08-2005, 23:52
Voted at least once a day, though that would be average and not "each day at least once".
Normally I'd say the same, however, presently I have nothing to do by hang out in General or admire Fass' pictures.
I guess you could say that even lack of mobility has it's perks :cool:
Englemar
03-08-2005, 00:06
Male, 18, Couple of times a week depending on my level of energy, no more than once a day.

Been getting a little bored of it, actually...
The Great Sixth Reich
03-08-2005, 00:12
Doesn't frequent masterbation cause penile shrinkage in males?
Robot ninja pirates
03-08-2005, 00:56
Just did some sums...

Apparently, men produce between 2 and 5ml of semen with every ejaculation, and each millilitre may contain from 20 to 300 million individual sperm. This average is between 40 and 60 million per ml. This gives us a rough total of about 200 million sperm cells per 3.5ml ejaculation. :eek:

So far, 34 blokes have admitted to spanking the monkey on a daily basis, giving us a whopping total of 6,800,000,000 (gazillions) poor little sperms wasted, with 119 ml (a quarter pint) of man juice going to waste each and every day.

Hope you're pleased with yourselves chaps. :D

Currently working out how many days it would take us to fill an Olympic size pool...
But that doesn't take into account the fact that there 3 billion men on the planet, and of course some cultures forbid masturbation, and some are too young and some don't make semen anymore.

Oh my, we need a Kinsey sized survey to determine acurately just how many sperm are wasted every day.

:p

Doesn't frequent masterbation cause penile shrinkage in males?
No. Sounds like how they used to tell kids that masturbating would give you hairy palms or make you blind.
Swimmingpool
03-08-2005, 00:56
Doesn't frequent masterbation cause penile shrinkage in males?
No, it's actually the opposite.

Looking at the poll, where are all the female masturbators? Your side of the poll is looking starkly blank.
Blackest Surreality
03-08-2005, 01:05
Looking at the poll, where are all the female masturbators? Your side of the poll is looking starkly blank.

Hey, none of us have said never yet. :D
Oxwana
03-08-2005, 03:18
No, it's actually the opposite.

Looking at the poll, where are all the female masturbators? Your side of the poll is looking starkly blank.There aren't as many women on NS, period. I'm surprised at how little the guys jack off, actually; I expected more "several times a day" answers.
It just goes to show... That I'm manlier than most of you. :p
The Similized world
03-08-2005, 03:30
There aren't as many women on NS, period. I'm surprised at how little the guys jack off, actually; I expected more "several times a day" answers.
It just goes to show... That I'm manlier than most of you. :p
Or just maybe, you have a whole lot more time on your hands than most guys ;)
Eutrusca
03-08-2005, 03:35
Or just maybe, you have a whole lot more time on your hands than most guys ;)
Time ... or whatever! :D
Oxwana
03-08-2005, 04:14
Or just maybe, you have a whole lot more time on your hands than most guys ;)Or maybe I just make time. :p When I was in school full time and working too, I did it more. It's necessary release for me; if I don't do it enough, other people notice. That, and the guys in shop class got me really worked up.
Oxwana
03-08-2005, 04:15
Time ... or whatever! :DHey! I am offended by that comment... I'd stick around to bitch you out, but I have to go wash my hands. ;)
Eutrusca
03-08-2005, 04:28
Hey! I am offended by that comment... I'd stick around to bitch you out, but I have to go wash my hands. ;)
Your Honor? The prosecution rests. :D
Bellania
03-08-2005, 04:33
Hey! I am offended by that comment... I'd stick around to bitch you out, but I have to go wash my hands. ;)

"Wait, I didn't have tuna for dinner."
Haloman
03-08-2005, 04:33
At least once a week. Yeah. ;)
Oxwana
03-08-2005, 04:42
"Wait, I didn't have tuna for dinner."I'm a vegan. I taste yummy.
The Great Sixth Reich
03-08-2005, 04:48
No. Sounds like how they used to tell kids that masturbating would give you hairy palms or make you blind.
No, it's actually the opposite.

Both of you are incorrect (assuming you are talking about overmasturbation, not normal masturbation). Every source confirms that there are problems with overmaturbation:

Most critical problem associated with overmaturbation or over-ejaculation is the deactivation of the Central Nervous System (CNS) that drives the hypathamalus and anterior pituitary, the master of the endorine function for hormonal production, and power the entire endocrine function through the parasympathetic nervous division - the bioelectric backup battery.
Over-maturbation or over-ejaculation fully consumes testosterone and leaves nothing to recharge the CNS and the parasympathetic backup battery. It is the same situation as that you have drained out your car battery.
If you do so many times, the battery is fully dead, non-rechargeable. This means your penis is shrunk and your erection will point to a 4-6 o'clock position. The worst situations are:

1. Weak low back and low back pain - you need a wide waist belt to help you lift or hold an object.
2. Bold Head in your 20's - you have burned out too much testosterone into dihydrotestosterone (DHT).
3. Prostate Enlargement in your 30's - Too much DHT with a poor blood circulation in your prostate area results in prostate enlargement.
4. Premature Ejaculation - You have trained your prostate ejaculation control valve to ejaculate in the simple or light sexual stimulation; Martial arts can train the hands or legs to have an intuitive response to the visual and audio stimulations; Over-masturation and over-ejaculation trains the prostate ejaculation control nerve to intuitively respond to the visual and audio sexual stimulation as well. In the severe situation, when you see the female sex organ, you are about to come, even without penetrating.
5. Penile shrinkage or bending - When your endocrine function is no longer able to produce sufficient DHEA and testosterone, your penis will start to shrink or bend down; this will mess up your sexual life, leading to divorce. Women will have never gotten orgasm from your penis!
Zincite
03-08-2005, 04:49
I think I did it 9 times in one day once. But that was a very, er, strange day.

Usually it's about once a day, skipping a day or two each week maybe, and most of the days I'm on my period. Sometimes I have spells when I like to do it a couple times a day, and equally sometimes I have spells when I'm not interested for four or five days at a time. Don't think I've gone more than a week without in several years though. So I said "at least once a week".
Robot ninja pirates
03-08-2005, 15:57
Both of you are incorrect (assuming you are talking about overmasturbation, not normal masturbation). Every source confirms that there are problems with overmaturbation:
It's just an old wives tale.

Think about it scientifically- how is it possible? It's not like your body is going to know the difference between masturbation and sex, so the problem would be with over-ejaculation. When finding out how much sperm an average guy produces a few years ago in biology, I calculated that it's possibly to ejaculate 20 times in 1 day before using up everything made that day. That's not even taking into account the fact that you have sperm left over from previous days.

I'm not sure how long sperm is stored, but even if it's only 5 days you can ejaculate 100 times in 1 day. Even if you were to somehow run out, your body keeps making it. If anything, running out might cause your body to produce more.

Most of these myths date back to books in the early 20th century which tried to pass themselves off as scientific books, but were really just religious authors pushing an agenda.

The only problem with excessive masturbation would be friction burns.
Oxwana
03-08-2005, 16:12
The only problem with excessive masturbation would be friction burns.Ouch!
Makes me glad to be a chick.
The Great Sixth Reich
03-08-2005, 19:59
It's just an old wives tale.

Think about it scientifically- how is it possible? It's not like your body is going to know the difference between masturbation and sex, so the problem would be with over-ejaculation. When finding out how much sperm an average guy produces a few years ago in biology, I calculated that it's possibly to ejaculate 20 times in 1 day before using up everything made that day. That's not even taking into account the fact that you have sperm left over from previous days.

I'm not sure how long sperm is stored, but even if it's only 5 days you can ejaculate 100 times in 1 day. Even if you were to somehow run out, your body keeps making it. If anything, running out might cause your body to produce more.

Most of these myths date back to books in the early 20th century which tried to pass themselves off as scientific books, but were really just religious authors pushing an agenda.

The only problem with excessive masturbation would be friction burns.

Of all scientific fields, I'm the worst in the endocrine and genetic fields. So I need somebody else to tell me why isn't doesn't make sense that overmasturbation "consumes testosterone" and leads to those ugly side-effects listed, as the article claims.
Sinuhue
03-08-2005, 20:01
The only problem with excessive masturbation would be friction burns.
Well you have to admit...after a while it just doesn't feel as good.
Sinuhue
03-08-2005, 20:02
Ouch!
Makes me glad to be a chick.
What, are you kidding? We do a lot of rubbing too, and it can get pretty damn sensitive!
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 00:29
What, are you kidding? We do a lot of rubbing too, and it can get pretty damn sensitive!True, I guess. But you'd have to do it a lot. I've done it uber-frequently for short periods of time in the past; I can't really imagine being able to do it more - and I've never had that problem.
Well, my sympathies to all who have experienced friction burns. Once again, Ouch!
Robot ninja pirates
04-08-2005, 03:48
Of all scientific fields, I'm the worst in the endocrine and genetic fields. So I need somebody else to tell me why isn't doesn't make sense that overmasturbation "consumes testosterone" and leads to those ugly side-effects listed, as the article claims.
No testosterone is consumed during masturbation. It's not like you shoot testosterone. You make the same amount of sperm no matter how much you use. Most people make way more than necessary (unless of course you're ejaculating 20 times per day :p).

Testosterone levels and sperm usage are completely unrelated.
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 04:51
No testosterone is consumed during masturbation. It's not like you shoot testosterone. You make the same amount of sperm no matter how much you use. Most people make way more than necessary (unless of course you're ejaculating 20 times per day :p).

Testosterone levels and sperm usage are completely unrelated.In other words, stroke away.
YAY!!!
Eutrusca
04-08-2005, 04:59
In other words, stroke away.
YAY!!!
ROFLMAO!!!
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 05:06
ROFLMAO!!!Well, it's true.
Let's not be coy about it. It's late at night, and most of the posters NS general are male. They're going to do it anyway, there's no reason why they should be made to feel bad about it.
Stroke and be happy. :)
Eutrusca
04-08-2005, 05:08
Well, it's true.
Let's not be coy about it. It's late at night, and most of the posters NS general are male. They're going to do it anyway, there's no reason why they should be made to feel bad about it.
Stroke and be happy. :)
Oh, trust me, I do! I do! ;)

I usually stroke for CSG. :D
Achtung 45
04-08-2005, 05:14
Oh, trust me, I do! I do! ;)

I usually stroke for CSG. :D
AHHHHHGG!!! Just the thought I need at 9:15 at night: A 63 (?) year old man sitting at his computer whacking off! :D
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 05:16
AHHHHHGG!!! Just the thought I need at 9:15 at night: A 63 (?) year old man sitting at his computer whacking off! :DIt's hot. Don't lie, you know you think so too. :p
Achtung 45
04-08-2005, 05:18
It's hot. Don't lie, you know you think so too. :p
Of course...If only he had a video all my fantasies would be realized! :D
Eutrusca
04-08-2005, 05:21
Of course...If only he had a video all my fantasies would be realized! :D
I find that not only deeply disturbing on multiple levels, but not a little frightening. :eek:
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 05:21
Of course...If only he had a video all my fantasies would be realized! :DOh, there is a video. I just happen to be in possesion of it... and it could be yours, for a price! *laughs evily(sp?)*
President Shrub
04-08-2005, 05:22
There was a "Gender Specific Masterbation Poll" this morning, but as more than one person pointed out, everyone's definition of how often "often" is differs. Here's a new poll, please vote to answer my curiosity (and that of a few others as well, I'm sure).
Do you masterbate? If so, how frequently?
My website is named http://fapfap.org/

What do you think?
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 05:26
My website is named http://fapfap.org/

What do you think?I don't know what to think about that. I'm confused, truth be told. Maybe it's just too late for me to get it.
Eutrusca
04-08-2005, 05:28
I don't know what to think about that. I'm confused, truth be told. Maybe it's just too late for me to get it.
LOL! Somehow, I seriously doubt that it's EVER going to be too late for you to "get it!" :D
Achtung 45
04-08-2005, 05:28
I find that not only deeply disturbing on multiple levels, but not a little frightening. :eek:
lol
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 05:31
LOL! Somehow, I seriously doubt that it's EVER going to be too late for you to "get it!" :DTrue story.
What time is it?
Time for sex!

>Best "Joey" voice<
How you doin'? ;)
Eutrusca
04-08-2005, 05:32
True story.
What time is it?
Time for sex!

>Best "Joey" voice< How you doin'?
Aw rite. I be up 'n cummin'! :D
President Shrub
04-08-2005, 05:44
I don't know what to think about that. I'm confused, truth be told. Maybe it's just too late for me to get it.
I named my website that after someone made the following drawing of the head moderator, from another game I play:

http://furcsucks.fapfap.org/furchumor/fapfap.jpg

Get it now?
Copiosa Scotia
04-08-2005, 13:31
Surprised that it's that high, or surprised that it's that low?

Surprised it's that high. I don't have time in my schedule for that kind of commitment.
Kazcaper
04-08-2005, 14:34
Mine is even lower - maybe averaging out to once a month. LOL

Of course, it's one of those things that generally happens when I'm out of town. I have my boyfriend around otherwise, and I enjoy "me and him time" so much more than "me time". =)Likewise - I get my boyfriend to do it for me several times a week :p In terms of myself, it's probably more like once or twice a month, and it's never as satisfying lol
Kaledan
04-08-2005, 18:13
Anyone else find it funny that this 'scientific' poll's poster spelled masturbation incorrectly, and has continued to do so even when almost everyone else has spelled it correctly?
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 18:33
Anyone else find it funny that this 'scientific' poll's poster spelled masturbation incorrectly, and has continued to do so even when almost everyone else has spelled it correctly?I never learned to spell that one in grade school. My bad.
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 18:56
Anyone else find it funny that this 'scientific' poll's poster spelled masturbation incorrectly, and has continued to do so even when almost everyone else has spelled it correctly?In my defense, I googled "masterbation" and got 655 000 hits. I'm not the only one.
Carnivorous Lickers
04-08-2005, 19:11
In my defense, I googled "masterbation" and got 655 000 hits. I'm not the only one.


Apology accepted.


How you doin? :D
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 19:53
Apology accepted.huh?


How you doin? :D*coy giggle*
Carnivorous Lickers
04-08-2005, 20:35
huh?


*coy giggle*


just lookin for an excuse to say that.
Oxwana
04-08-2005, 20:45
just lookin for an excuse to say that.So you didn't mean it? I'm crushed. :(
The Tribes Of Longton
04-08-2005, 21:00
I know it'll have been pointed out before, but how large a percentage of men do the solo session at least once a day? Is this the effect that the summer holidays have on people? 2-3 times a week covers my basic needs.
Carnivorous Lickers
04-08-2005, 21:22
So you didn't mean it? I'm crushed. :(


I DID mean it!! What I should have said was- "I was just looking for an excuse to say that TO YOU"

MMmmm...you sweet thing.
Cabra West
04-08-2005, 22:17
I just got my believes confirmed again... in a long-distance relationship, there's nothing like doing it together on the phone. :)
Carnivorous Lickers
04-08-2005, 22:20
I just got my believes confirmed again... in a long-distance relationship, there's nothing like doing it together on the phone. :)


Sounds good. Unless you're on a party line with the neigbors that is..remember those days?
Cabra West
04-08-2005, 22:25
Sounds good. Unless you're on a party line with the neigbors that is..remember those days?

Hmm... I'm either too young or from the wrong country to understand that
Oxwana
05-08-2005, 00:27
I DID mean it!! What I should have said was- "I was just looking for an excuse to say that TO YOU"

MMmmm...you sweet thing.I forgive you, loverboy. :fluffle:


edit: Hmm... I'm either too young or from the wrong country to understand that is.party line (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_line)
Call to power
05-08-2005, 00:36
4+ a day and proud of it :D
Tluiko
05-08-2005, 00:48
I know it'll have been pointed out before, but how large a percentage of men do the solo session at least once a day? Is this the effect that the summer holidays have on people? 2-3 times a week covers my basic needs.

Summer holidays? I'm working 8 hour a day, nevertheless.
Oxwana
05-08-2005, 01:05
4+ a day and proud of it :DThat's weak.
I'm manlier than the vast majority of you, it seems.
The Lord Duck
10-11-2005, 04:35
Come on then, if thats weak how often do you do it?
Potaria
10-11-2005, 05:07
Can you say gravedig?

Oh, and on the friction burns --- That only happens if one's been circumcised. I just wanted to clear that up.
Posi
10-11-2005, 05:10
Can you say gravedig?

Oh, and on the friction burns --- That only happens if one's been circumcised. I just wanted to clear that up.
Gravebig. Nope I cannot say it:(.
Defiantland
10-11-2005, 05:26
I masturbate I guess an average of 2 times a day. I can only get about once every day or every other day normally on weekdays, but on weekends, I go 5 to 6 times in a day.

However, back when I was in the summer vacations, I was doing it 4-7 times each day.
My record for most times done in a day is 7 (thinking about it, I could go more at this period in time, but I don't have the time), and my record for most consecutive times is 6 in about 2 hours.

My first time, I can ejaculate within 30 seconds, but I can hold it about 5 minutes. The second times, I can ejaculate within 5 minutes, but I can hold it about 15-20 minutes. After that, it's much longer.

If I were to do it with a girl, I could go beyond 2 hours at once, mainly because once I ejaculate, I can keep going.

I'm actually surprised that so many females masturbate... must be the age. I'm pretty certain none of the girls my age (except the really skanky ones) masturbate. (My age is 16)

So, yeah, I'm pretty active, and although I'm pretty weak for the first time, I can keep going for quite a while.
Skaladora
10-11-2005, 05:35
I usually go ahead and do it at least once or twice a day.
I can also go by several days without doing it once when I'm very busy/tired from work, but that usually ends up catching me up.

The most times I ever did it was 8 times in as many hours. I had been left by my boyfriend a while back and hadn't had the time/energy/morale to do it.

Needless to say I took the following day off.:p
Grainne Ni Malley
10-11-2005, 05:37
Does playing with your nipple while you suck your thumb at night count? I don't think I can change my vote now.
Oxwana
10-11-2005, 05:48
I'm actually surprised that so many females masturbate... must be the age. I'm pretty certain none of the girls my age (except the really skanky ones) masturbate. (My age is 16)Wow.
That's so not cool.
A chick is a skank if she jacks off before the age of 16?
Please stop being such a judgmental hoser. If you can't manage that, then just take your sexist double standards elsewhere, and leave my thread.
Defiantland
10-11-2005, 06:00
Wow.
That's so not cool.

I know! What's with all these girls, and why don't they masturbate?? I mean, it's pleasure for free!

A chick is a skank if she jacks off before the age of 16?

You seem to have missed my point, which I can understand, because I did not elaborate.

I've been with quite a few girls, and are friends with many girls. Whenever I bring up the topic of "sex" or "masturbation" (something I did last year in grade 10, I don't anymore), they'd all flip out and be all like "eww, sex". It annoyed me, and essentially made me have the impression that all girls, at least my age, are basically "homophobic". So if they have a plague-like disgust of sex, then surely they will not masturbate.
I figured that the really skanky girls would not give off this impression.

So I've been going on always thinking that NO girls masturbate, because they feel about sexuality the same way guys feel about sex with other guys. At least, that's the impression I've gotten so far. So you'll excuse me if I'm surprised that girls actually do masturbate and actually do like sex.


Please stop being such a judgmental hoser. If you can't manage that, then just take your sexist double standards elsewhere, and leave my thread.

After you've read what I said above, you have a good idea of what impression I've gotten. Therefore, my mind logically concluded that only skanky girls would actually do stuff like masturbate and enjoy sex. So, please accept my apologies, for my impressions have led me to seemingly false conclusions.

And your assumption was incorrect. I find it *normal* for a girl to masturbate and enjoy sex. Thus, when I say "skanky girls" I actually mean it in a good way, in the way that they're normal, but apparently skanky by the standards of the majority.
Posi
10-11-2005, 06:08
I know! What's with all these girls, and why don't they masturbate?? I mean, it's pleasure for free!



You seem to have missed my point, which I can understand, because I did not elaborate.

I've been with quite a few girls, and are friends with many girls. Whenever I bring up the topic of "sex" or "masturbation" (something I did last year in grade 10, I don't anymore), they'd all flip out and be all like "eww, sex". It annoyed me, and essentially made me have the impression that all girls, at least my age, are basically "homophobic". So if they have a plague-like disgust of sex, then surely they will not masturbate.
I figured that the really skanky girls would not give off this impression.

So I've been going on always thinking that NO girls masturbate, because they feel about sexuality the same way guys feel about sex with other guys. At least, that's the impression I've gotten so far. So you'll excuse me if I'm surprised that girls actually do masturbate and actually do like sex.




After you've read what I said above, you have a good idea of what impression I've gotten. Therefore, my mind logically concluded that only skanky girls would actually do stuff like masturbate and enjoy sex. So, please accept my apologies, for my impressions have led me to seemingly false conclusions.

And your assumption was incorrect. I find it *normal* for a girl to masturbate and enjoy sex. Thus, when I say "skanky girls" I actually mean it in a good way, in the way that they're normal, but apparently skanky by the standards of the majority.
I'll admit us guys are much more likely to admit to masturbating, but girls still enjoy/do it.
Oxwana
10-11-2005, 06:14
I'll admit us guys are much more likely to admit to masturbating, but girls still enjoy/do it.I read in a parenting magazine an article on how to properly react when you find your toddlers masturbating. Apparently, it's very common for three year olds (of both sexes) to do it, so it's hardly something for teenagers to be ashamed of.