NationStates Jolt Archive

blame it on the Matrix, that's what I always do? What's your scapegoat?

Former President Walt Whitman.

My scapegoat is me. There's nothing like self-abuse to brighten up a day.

My scapegoat is me. There's nothing like self-abuse to brighten up a day.
same here. I blame all my problems on you! :D

My scapegoat is me. There's nothing like self-abuse to brighten up a day.
Oh, you're a masochist, well I'm a sadist so this could work.

currently it's antartica.

same here. I blame all my problems on you! :D

Kudos, kid! Kudos. You and Dubya.

If you blame yourself then you create a motive for improving upon yourself. The most successful people have an internal locus of control.(I think that that is the right term)

Oh, you're a masochist, well I'm a sadist so this could work.

Master knows how to render me compliant.

Chaos theory
if a train arrives on time in switzerland does that mean trains will be late everywhere else!?

What's your scapegoat?

Call me an old traditionalist if you must, but I use an actual scapegoat which I keep tethered in my back yard.

Master knows how to render me compliant.
Get master a sandwich.


If you blame yourself then you create a motive for improving upon yourself. The most successful people have an internal locus of control.(I think that that is the right term)
But I don't want to improve upon myself, I want to die drunk and unconscious in a gutter.

Call me an old traditionalist if you must, but I use an actual scapegoat which I keep tethered in my back yard.

Petting zoo, yay!

Get master a sandwich.

Master needs to watch his weight, lest he become slaveless.

Master needs to watch his weight, lest he become slaveless.
No sandwich, no wips and chains.

No sandwich, no wips and chains.

Ah, rookie mistake. The whips come before the slavery.

Ah, rookie mistake. The whips come before the slavery.
Oh, well then no chains then. Now get back into your cage!

Oh, well then no chains then. Now get back into your cage!

Yes, sir!

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!