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Alright, I'm bored, so I decided to do this. Post anything about Family Guy in this thread... Your favorite characters, episodes, scenes, quotes, and general gags.

I think my favorite episode so far is "The Cleveland - Loretta Quagmire". It's got it all: Lots of references, inside jokes, the Petercopter and Hindenpeter, and Mayor Adam West.

Though, the fat dude in the bicycle shop saying "Scream real loud in my ass!" to those two kids left me gasping for air (dunno which episode this was)... :D

The movie which is to be released on sept 27th is pretty damn funny.

Alright, I'm bored, so I decided to do this. Post anything about Family Guy in this thread... Your favorite characters, episodes, scenes, quotes, and general gags.

I think my favorite episode so far is "The Cleveland - Loretta Quagmire". It's got it all: Lots of references, inside jokes, the Petercopter and Hindenpeter, and Mayor Adam West.

Though, the fat dude in the bicycle shop saying "Scream real loud in my ass!" to those two kids left me gasping for air (dunno which episode this was)... :D


Do you know why thats funny?

Never really liked Family Guy myself - but some of the ideas are pretty funny; I find that cynical little child absolutely hilarious :)

Never really liked Family Guy myself - but some of the ideas are pretty funny; I find that cynical little child absolutely hilarious :)


"I like you Rupert. When the world is mine, your death will be quick and painless."

-Stewie.

I cried laughing at the puking scene in the episode where Peter sells Meg, and then the "Breakfast machine" and scene where Joe is in the bar and just bawls for like two minutes made me laugh the most out of all four seasons so far. Besides the puking scene.

Stewie Griffin: Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb

Stewie Griffin: [to ticket agent] Now listen to me...
[looks at agent's name tag]
Stewie Griffin: Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.

Tricia Takanawa}: Thank you, Diane. Sex... some people have it anonymously. "What kind of person might do that?" You might ask. Well, I'm about to find out. I just picked a complete stranger in a hotel bar, and he's in the bathroom, possibly doing drugs. Watch as I have sex with this potentiality dangerous man, as we take you in depth and undercover.
Glen Quagmire}: I never had a Spanish chick before. Ole!

Haha, the Breakfast Machine was great. Pee Wee's Big Adventure references never fail to please.

Peter Some things in life are free...
Cuts to Peter standing beside protesters carrying signs which read "Free Tibet".
Peter I'll take it!
Peter runs to a phone box.
Peter Hello, China? I have something you may want. But it's gonna cost ya. That's right. All the tea.


Joe Swanson: Peter, it's over.
Peter Griffin: Over? What are you talking about? What kind of talk is that? It's un-American. Did George W. Bush quit even after losing the popular vote? No! Did he quit after losing millions of dollars of his father's money in failed oil companies? No! Did he quit after knocking that girl up? No! Did he quit after he got that DUI? No! Did he quit after he got busted for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? No! Did he quit...
Joe Swanson: I get the message, Peter.

Ho ho ho. Hee hee hee. Ha ha ha. Chortle. Guffaw.

The movie which is to be released on sept 27th is pretty damn funny.
there's a movie? :confused:



Peter: "Oh boy, butter-rum - my favourite!"
*lick*
*smack*

:p




"Of course he did, Lois. Christians don't believe in gravity." :D





"Maybe he's just jealous because i can recite the names of all 50 states in under a second. Arrh!"
"Peter, that was just you yelping :rolleyes: "




"Everybody leave - I have to poop. NOW!!" :p

"Hey, Lois! I'm a booger!"

:D

For me:
Best episode-The "I need a Jew" one
Best scene-Inside the "Pawtucket Patriot" factory
Best line-(after 'purchasing' a Free Tibet) "Hello China? I've got something that you may want, but it's going to cost you.....That's right.....all the tea"

I cried laughing at the puking scene in the episode where Peter sells Meg, and then the "Breakfast machine" and scene where Joe is in the bar and just bawls for like two minutes made me laugh the most out of all four seasons so far. Besides the puking scene.
Thats nowhere as funny in the golden bottlecap scene or whatever when peter runs home and trips in front of his house and scrapes his knee and sits there rocking back forth for 2 minutes making the same noise.

"Wish upon a Weinstein" was pretty good. "Optimus Prime is jewish? Oh look there's half of lenny kravitz!"
"You know, I was raised Catholic, I don't think I'm allowed to do this. Oh well" then he steps into the synagogue and something goes off in the nun war room. funny shit

some of the best lines:
Peter: "I read a book about this once."
Brian: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: "Oh yeah."

Peter: "Hey Lois, there is a message in my cereal - it says 'OOOOOOO'."
Lois: "Peter, those are Cheerios."

Ihatevacations']Peter: "Hey Lois, there is a message in my cereal - it says 'OOOOOOO'."
Lois: "Peter, those are Cheerios."

Actually, that was Brian. Not Lois.

Stewie: "damn you, ice cream... come to my mouth. curse you and so forth.... zzzzzzzzzzz"


i love fat stewie! :p

Stewie: "damn you, ice cream... come to my mouth. curse you and so forth.... zzzzzzzzzzz"


i love fat stewie! :p

Yeah, that was great. We need more fat Stewie!

Oh yeah! That reminds me of that show they were watching on that episode, with the two detectives: One normal guy, and one morbidly obese guy, who just happened to be sitting in a chair at the crime scene.

"Mhmm... Unh... Can you just... Just bring... It over here...?"

"That's tampering with evidence!"

"Well, umhnmh... Mhrhm... *falls asleep*"

:D

Peter Griffin: Everybody, I got bad news. We've been canceled.
Lois Griffin: Oh, no! Peter, how could they do that?
Peter Griffin: Well, unfortunately, Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows, like "Dark Angel", "Titus", "Undeclared", "Action", "That '80s Show", "Wonder Falls", "Fastlane", "Andy Richter Controls the Universe", "Skin", "Girls Club", "Cracking Up", "The Pitts", "Firefly", "Get Real", "Freaky Links", "Wanda at Large", "Costello", "The Lone Gunmen", "A Minute with Stan Hooper", "Normal, Ohio", "Pasadena", "Harsh Realm", "Keen Eddie", "The Street", "American Embassy", "Cedric the Entertainer", "The Tick", "Louie", and "Greg the Bunny".
Lois Griffin: Is there no hope?
Peter Griffin: Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.

*woman sitting at a bar pulls out a cigarette*
*God walks up*
God - I got that. *zaps cigarette*
God - Yep... Magic Fingers *moves fingers again, woman bursts into flame*
God - JESUS CHRIST!
Jesus - What!?!
God - Get the Escalade, we're out of here!

(Keebler elves inside tree house)
Gandpa Keebler: We attack the Rice Crispy Kids at dawn
(Scene goes to Krakel and Pop beat up in a bar)
Krakel: You saved my ass back there man!
Pop: Yeah,yeah man I know.
Krakel: They came out of the trees man,they came out of the trees!
(both sip drinks)
Krakel (to Snap): Man,to Snap!
(both toast glasses)

Black man: So, it's agreed, we'll keep on pretending to like pigs' feet simply to confound the white man.

Tom Tucker - And now we go to Ollie Williams with with Channel 5's Blackuweather forcast. Ollie?
Ollie - It gon Rain.
Tom Tucker - Thanks Ollie.

The one where Doug makes his own country

Smurf #1: Yo, Smurf, that party last night was freakin', Smurf!
Smurf #2: You bet your smurf it was!
Smurf #1: Hey, I saw you leaving with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Yeah. Right when we left the party, she started smurfin' me.
Smurf #2: Shut the smurf up! Right in the smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Oh, yeah.
Smurf #1: That's freakin' smurf!
Smurf #2: You betcha.
Smurf #1: Freakin' smurf.

Lois Griffin: Peter, you've been wearing that giant cowboy hat for eight months now. Please for your family, take it off.
Peter Griffin: Hey! I can take this hat off anytime I want. I just don't want to.
[Everybody walks Peter to take the hat off]
Peter Griffin: Get away!

Peter Griffin: Even Walt Disney?
[Walt Disney draws Minnie]
Minnie: Do I, do-do I have to?
[crying]
Walt Disney: You wanna be a star, don't you? Then take it off!
[Minnie tooks her dress off while sobbing]
Walt Disney: Yeah, that's nice.

Meg Griffin: Oh, this is just my bird calls.
Peter Griffin: Do it again! Do it again!
[Meg whistles, then Big Bird's footsteps approached]
Big Bird: Yeah? Well, what'd you want?
Meg Griffin: Uh...
Big Bird: You called me, right?
Meg Griffin: Oh no, I wasn't calling you.
[laughs nervously]
Big Bird: Oh, this is funny to you? Yeah? You know what pain in the ass is to get across town this time a day, huh?
Peter Griffin: Listen uh, but mister we don't want any trouble here.
Big Bird: I don't fly you know, I take the subway like everybody else. Oh, and people don't stare. You made me puke,
[spits on Meg's foot]
Big Bird: bitch.

The one where Doug makes his own country

Doug?

you know doug, the secret griffin that only i and the person who mentioned him know about.

YOU FOOL DON'T TELL THEM :)

Doug?

I think I'm thinking I'm thinking of something else

you know doug, the secret griffin that only i and the person who mentioned him know about.

YOU FOOL DON'T TELL THEM :)

I was trying to steer the other people away. It was a dangerous breech mentioning Doug. Doug is not to be talked about. Any mention of Doug could have serious consequences. I can't stress this point about not mentioning Doug's name, which happens to be Doug, enough.

Doug.

doug is the name and main character of an ex nickeleodeon cartoon maybe you were thinkin of him

Do you know why thats funny?

Speaking of which, I couldn't watch an episode of WKRP without thinking of that episode...shudder.

I also now have an irrational fear of dishwasher repairmen.

I was trying to steer the other people away. It was a dangerous breech mentioning Doug. Doug is not to be talked about. Any mention of Doug could have serious consequences. I can't stress this point about not mentioning Doug's name, which happens to be Doug, enough.

Doug.

i think we've tricked em, they're not ready for doug yet, no one is

Doug, is Doug, but secretly known by the elite "Family Guy" watchers as Doug.

Doug, is Doug, but secretly known by the elite "Family Guy" watchers as Doug.

Who? Oh. Doug. I thought you said Doug.

oh crap, now robonic knows, doug is gonna kill me

Stop saying Doug!

DINSDALE!!!


oops... wrong series. :D

Stop saying Doug!

yes, stop saying doug, or doug will kill us
i'm not the first oranges, he got rid of the last one

yes, stop saying doug, or doug will kill us
i'm not the first oranges, he got rid of the last one

On tonight's episode, the part of Doug will be played by Doug.

doug is playing doug?
but usually doug plays doug which means doug must be busy, COMING TO KILL US FOR SAYING DOUG

i think we've tricked em, they're not ready for doug yet, no one isOh wait, Doug -- you mean Doug? Or are you talking about Doug? Or did you mean Doug? Or perhaps it was Doug you were talking about.... I mean Doug of course, pretending to be Doug... Or Sam! :eek:

no, not sam, doug, but not really doug but doug doug but so not sam but doug