NationStates Jolt Archive


Can I be your role model?

_Susa_
31-07-2005, 03:21
Would you consider me your role model please?!?
Lord-General Drache
31-07-2005, 03:24
An autobiography of sorts would help us decide if we should or not.
JuNii
31-07-2005, 03:27
Would you consider me your role model please?!?Are you an Alcoholic?
Take any illegal Drugs?
Rape anyone?
Made any inappropriate Gestures to members of the opposite sex?
Made any inappropriate Gestures to members of the same sex?
Been arrested and convicted lately?
Any scandalous lawsuits brought against you?
_Susa_
31-07-2005, 03:33
Are you an Alcoholic? Only when I'm drunk!
Take any illegal Drugs? What do you mean by take?
Rape anyone? Only myself...
Made any inappropriate Gestures to members of the opposite sex? Inappropriate is such a strong word...
Made any inappropriate Gestures to members of the same sex? No that would be gay :)
Been arrested and convicted lately?arrested, never convicted
Any scandalous lawsuits brought against you? I wouldn't call them scandalous
I'm kidding about the arrested and convicted thing. I've never been arrested. Haha or maybe I have...
Celtlund
31-07-2005, 03:35
Would you consider me your role model please?!?

Not unless you are older than 62. :eek:
_Susa_
31-07-2005, 03:36
Not unless you are older than 62. :eek:
Dangit!
Kibolonia
31-07-2005, 05:09
Sure. But I do have one small requirement. You must travel to Enumclaw, Washington, find the Gate Keeper at The Sanctuary, and endure The Trial, you must provide your own Arabian stallion and lube (optional; but recommended), and a video camera (with tripod) to document the experience.
Soviet Democracy
31-07-2005, 05:10
Yes. Wait, no.
Harric
31-07-2005, 05:16
Did somebody say lube? Or was i dreaming that somebody said lube? Or was i dreaming that i was dreaming that somebody said lube?.....