NationStates Jolt Archive


"Real Life" is a myth!

Eutrusca
30-07-2005, 17:03
Arakaria made me do it! :D

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=434849

So tell me, is does "life outside NS" really exist, or are all of us trapped here for the remainder of eternity? Inquiring minds want to know. :)
Pure Metal
30-07-2005, 17:06
what is "life outside of NS?"



does that answer your question? ;)
Monkeypimp
30-07-2005, 17:06
There is no forum.
Eutrusca
30-07-2005, 17:13
There is no forum.
[ bends the Forum just to prove it's there ] :D
Eutrusca
30-07-2005, 17:14
what is "life outside of NS?"

does that answer your question? ;)
LOL!

Gimmie a few mintues and I'll have that one figured out. You know how us old farts get! ;)
Non Aligned States
30-07-2005, 17:15
Do not live real life, only realize the truth.

And what is the truth?

That there is no real life. =p
Eutrusca
30-07-2005, 17:19
Do not live real life, only realize the truth.

And what is the truth?

That there is no real life. =p
Indeed! I've always considered it a myth, even before God created NS. Um ... I do seem to remember a pre-NS existence, I think. [ puzzled look ] :confused:
Laerod
30-07-2005, 17:37
Heck, of course there's a real life. I use NationStates to escape it :D
Jibea
30-07-2005, 17:44
There is no NS. NS does not exist, nor did it ever. There is no real life, it existed, but then it turned into a bunch of illusions. The only truth is Jibea. All hail the NPK Jibea. *Evil squirral laughter*
Pure Metal
30-07-2005, 17:49
LOL!

Gimmie a few mintues and I'll have that one figured out. You know how us old farts get! ;)
:p

just take some of these pills and see how far the rabbit hole goes... back to [pause for suspence] Real Life :eek: :eek:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/770000/images/_774301_e150.jpg
Eutrusca
30-07-2005, 20:22
:p

just take some of these pills and see how far the rabbit hole goes... back to [pause for suspence] Real Life :eek: :eek:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/770000/images/_774301_e150.jpg
"... but the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice, when she was just small." :D
Eutrusca
30-07-2005, 20:24
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"
Pure Metal
30-07-2005, 20:37
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"
w00t! cool :cool:
man, shrooms were weird :p
Cannot think of a name
30-07-2005, 20:53
My only real problem is switching off the attack mode in RL. Last night I was out with this chick and she brought up something I had an opinion about and I went straight for the throat, sarcasm and all. Apparently the part of my brain that lets me know when someone is rarin' for a fight or just a pretty girl making conversation was out to the bathroom or something...

ah well. It was a stupid movie...she just didn't really need to know I thought so...
Lunatic Goofballs
30-07-2005, 21:04
I hope there is a 'real life'. Otherwise, where did all these bruises come from? :eek:
Swimmingpool
30-07-2005, 21:21
Open your eyes people. You're all floating in a Swimmingpool.
Cannot think of a name
30-07-2005, 21:29
Open your eyes people. You're all floating in a Swimmingpool.
But I didn't bring my goggles so I'll get all chlorinated and burn and I have to drive home later and I won't be able to see...
Pure Metal
30-07-2005, 21:32
But I didn't bring my goggles so I'll get all chlorinated and burn and I have to drive home later and I won't be able to see...
its ok i'll fly you home :)
Eutrusca
30-07-2005, 22:16
w00t! cool :cool:
man, shrooms were weird :p
LOL! They mess wid yer head, man.
Seosavists
30-07-2005, 22:54
Real life is exists! It's the best damn RPG ever!
http://www.gamespot.com/gamespot/features/all/gamespotting/071103minusworld/1.html
Eutrusca
30-07-2005, 23:04
My only real problem is switching off the attack mode in RL. Last night I was out with this chick and she brought up something I had an opinion about and I went straight for the throat, sarcasm and all. Apparently the part of my brain that lets me know when someone is rarin' for a fight or just a pretty girl making conversation was out to the bathroom or something...

ah well. It was a stupid movie...she just didn't really need to know I thought so...
Man, I done TOLE you several times ... unlax! :p
Seosavists
30-07-2005, 23:08
I completely meant to say "is exists" in case anyone notices. It defintely wasn't a mistake. :D
Refused Party Program
30-07-2005, 23:15
Surely you mean "real life is a Myrth"?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-07-2005, 23:54
Open your eyes people. You're all floating in a Swimmingpool.

I peed. :p
Eutrusca
30-07-2005, 23:58
I peed. :p
ROFLMAO!!! Ewwwww! LOL!
Eutrusca
30-07-2005, 23:58
Surely you mean "real life is a Myrth"?
OMG! What an awful thought! LOL!
Cannot think of a name
31-07-2005, 05:43
Man, I done TOLE you several times ... unlax! :p
Pfff...I'm a Califorinian, remember? I'm so relaxed people have to put mirrors under my nose and check my pulse to know if they should say hello or last rites...

Just sometimes makin' fun of people gets outta hand-before you know it someone loses an eye (or a chance with a hot irish chick)