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Mathematics determines the proper way to come a'courting

Willamena
27-07-2005, 21:42
...expensive gifts!

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Courting women: study finds what women want from men
http://www.mytelus.com/news/article.do?pageID=cbc/sci_home&articleID=1989413

Wining and dining a woman is the best way to win her hand, according to a mathematical model that defines what makes an effective gift during courtship.

Researchers in Britain tested a series of scenarios in a model courtship game. They aimed to find the best way to impress a female mate.

Among humans, offers of expensive gifts show a man is committed but he risks being exploited by gold-diggers, the team said. Another factor to consider is females won't be impressed by cheap gifts.

"By offering expensive but worthless gifts, such as dinner and theatre trips, the male pays no cost if the invitation isn't accepted," said Peter Sozou of University College London's Centre for Mathematics and Physics in Life Science.

"Our analysis shows that there is evolutionary logic in men 'burning money' to impress the girl," his university colleague, math Prof. Robert Seymour, added in a release.

Women who aren't interested will likely turn down the invitation.

Females are generally attracted to attractive males who will help raise the children. An unattractive male who literally leaves her holding the baby alone is the worst-case scenario, the researchers noted.

The team also modeled courtship in species where the males do not help with raising young.

In that case, the main factor for a female is whether she's in a sexually receptive state and the male looks healthy. Gifts are one way the male can signal this condition, according to the researchers.

The study appears in the July 27 issue of the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society of London B.
I knew it all along.
Colodia
27-07-2005, 21:46
What? You expect me to run around giving diamond rings to everyone in high school? :confused:

I like the old approach better. Asking whether or not she wants my children.
Willamena
27-07-2005, 21:47
I like the old approach better. Asking whether or not she wants my children.
Well, now... that's the *most* expensive gift.
Sinuhue
27-07-2005, 21:49
I think it's more than a 'gift' issue....deals get made over food, and a relationship is essentially a deal. Plus, you get her some seafood and wine, and she gets all hot...then hit her with a chocolate dessert, take her out to a steamy movie...that's not gifting, that's making sure she's in the mood to accept your advances!
[NS]Ihatevacations
27-07-2005, 21:49
What? You expect me to run around giving diamond rings to everyone in high school? :confused:

I like the old approach better. Asking whether or not she wants my children.
no more inuyasha for you, though i'm sure it works
Sinuhue
27-07-2005, 21:51
I like the old approach better. Asking whether or not she wants my children.
Why...do you have some to give away? Are they potty trained?
Willamena
27-07-2005, 21:54
I think it's more than a 'gift' issue....deals get made over food, and a relationship is essentially a deal. Plus, you get her some seafood and wine, and she gets all hot...then hit her with a chocolate dessert, take her out to a steamy movie...that's not gifting, that's making sure she's in the mood to accept your advances!
You make it sound like drugs. :)
(You Merovingian, you.)
Eschenbach
27-07-2005, 21:57
Women are so complicated, honestly gifts, dinners, cinema, god i could carry on and would never finish, damn this is so complicated.

It would be a good idea if someone published a reliable book on how to conquer women without expensive presents.
Colodia
27-07-2005, 22:00
Women are so complicated, honestly gifts, dinners, cinema, god i could carry on and would never finish, damn this is so complicated.

It would be a good idea if someone published a reliable book on how to conquer women without expensive presents.
I tried conquering a woman.

Apparently the vagina is NOT the best place to stick an American flag.

*goes back to the drawing board with one extra restrainment order*
Randomlittleisland
28-07-2005, 16:17
Why...do you have some to give away? Are they potty trained?

I got a guy at school to sign away his soul and first-born child to me in return for help with his coursework, don't ask me why.
Death eggs
28-07-2005, 16:26
I tried conquering a woman.

Apparently the vagina is NOT the best place to stick an American flag.

*goes back to the drawing board with one extra restrainment order*

its the best place to stick other things, but not a flag.
Ispiliano
28-07-2005, 16:28
I tried conquering a woman.

Apparently the vagina is NOT the best place to stick an American flag.

*goes back to the drawing board with one extra restrainment order*


LOL
Thats hilarious.
I dont really like the term conquer though. I think its a bit condescending