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How will the World End?

Merasia
27-07-2005, 16:40
So, how will the world end???

Theists generally believe that the Messiah will return. Occultists might believe that the age is going to end and perhaps we'll pass on to new dimensions. Some whacko might predict something stupid like aliens will come and destroy the earth. Even the athiest concedes that one day the sun will supernova and this little earth of ours will unpleasantly become one with it.

It WILL end. What do you think?
Laerod
27-07-2005, 16:43
And the demons of Chaos chose that the year 3045 1/2 would be the year of revealing their...

Nah, supernova it is.
The NAS Rebels
27-07-2005, 16:43
Didn't we have a thread on this like two days ago?

And i agree that it will end with the Second Comming.
New Sans
27-07-2005, 16:43
My guess nuclear war (if by end of the world you mean of the human species anyway), or for the far out one someone's gonna screw up with a Von Neumann machine either one won't be pretty.
Bolol
27-07-2005, 16:46
I generally believe that the Earth is most likely to end because of some interstellar catastrophe, such as a meteor or solar flares.

The next most likely scenario is that we destroy ourselves with our own weapons. But I think this is highly improbable. Humans are generally not stupid, they know the consequences if we were to launch hundreds of nukes into the atmosphere.
Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2005, 16:50
My money's on genetically modified strategic bioweapons.
Iztatepopotla
27-07-2005, 16:50
The sun won't go supernova. It's too small for that. It will turn into a red giant, possibly engulfing the Earth, and then back to white dwarf size, starting it's gradual descent in to a cold, dark lump.

Humanity will possibly all be wiped out in the Great Reality Show Wars of 2140.
BenAucoin
27-07-2005, 16:52
I really think that, judging the history of the world, that it will end in a wholly ironic and amusing way. Amusing from an outside perspective, anyway.

Tensions will rise to the point that millions of nuclear weapons will be launched simultaneously. None of them will explode, and the falling warheads will crush major metropolitan areas into oblivion, leading to the eventual demise of all civilization.
Eutrusca
27-07-2005, 16:52
"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper." - T.S. Elliot

Unfortunately, T. S. Elliot was probably wrong about that. The world will most likely end in a collision with an asteroid or comet. Save your sunblocker, 'cause it gone be hot!
Megaloria
27-07-2005, 16:53
In the same year, the Mets will win the World Series, the Canucks will win the Stanley Cup, the Browns will win the Super Bowl and the Trailblazers will celebrate a three-peat. Then the world will say "oh, bugger that." and implode.
New Sans
27-07-2005, 16:53
Humanity will possibly all be wiped out in the Great Reality Show Wars of 2140.

Started when on Surviver 1100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005.2 the thousandth clone of Richard Hatch gets naked again. :eek:
Jjimjja
27-07-2005, 17:01
when planning permisssion finally comes through for that interstellar highway...
Jocabia
27-07-2005, 17:05
"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper." - T.S. Elliot

Unfortunately, T. S. Elliot was probably wrong about that. The world will most likely end in a collision with an asteroid or comet. Save your sunblocker, 'cause it gone be hot!

"This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper." - T.S. Eliot

Come on, Trusc, get it right, brother. ;)
Neo Kervoskia
27-07-2005, 17:05
Here's how the world will end:

You: -waking up- Damn, is it morning already?
http://www.thedemolitiondj.nl/images/atom-bomb-orange2.gif
You: Fuck! Fuck! Ahhhhhh!!!!
http://www.thelookmachine.com/weblog/squirrel%20with%20machine%20gun.jpg
The NAS Rebels
27-07-2005, 17:09
when planning permisssion finally comes through for that interstellar highway...

Ahahahahaha I was wondering how long it would take for someone to come up with a referance to that novel
Lokiaa
27-07-2005, 17:11
Every teen girl in the world crying when Harry gets snuffed in the last book.
The NAS Rebels
27-07-2005, 17:12
Every teen girl in the world crying when Harry gets snuffed in the last book.

Lol well put.
Falhaar
27-07-2005, 17:31
Any one of these scenarios. http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm
Dobbsworld
27-07-2005, 17:40
Well, it was supposed to have been destroyed July 5th, 1998, but that rat-bastard Dobbs sold us out. No pleasure saucers, no polymorphic sex-goddesses, no Xist fleet, nothin'.

And I was so looking forward to my ringside seat as the cities were to be reduced to rolling slag.

Damn that man Dobbs and his stupid pipe!
The Elder Malaclypse
27-07-2005, 17:40
when Bread just becomes too much for us and collapses in on itself, taking the world with it. and Jam.
Canada6
27-07-2005, 17:42
I think George Bush has a pretty good chance of being responsible for the end of the world. I think WW3 and the end of mankind as we know it go hand in hand. If George Bush continues to carry out his foreign policy and applies it to the China-Taiwan conflict... that's all she wrote...

And the moron's toss their bibles in everlasting joy... :rolleyes:
Fischerspooner
27-07-2005, 17:46
Being an unrepentant solipsist, i'll say "it'll all disappear in a puff of smoke when i die"

;)
Undelia
27-07-2005, 17:47
Biblically
The Elder Malaclypse
27-07-2005, 18:02
Any one of these scenarios. http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm
that Is the most fascinating site...
Jocabia
27-07-2005, 18:26
Every teen girl in the world crying when Harry gets snuffed in the last book.

I am not a teen girl. And I wasn't crying, there was a little bit of dust in my eye.