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A naked moron was apparently searching for the home of his idiot role-model, Forrest Gump. Police arrested a naked man standing in a cornfield eating raw ears of corn. He claimed to be looking for the fictional mental deficient Forrest Gump lived in.

Here's the full story. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/indecent_exposure;_ylt=AmjAr5KjVNSJHap5It2Y1wgZ.3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTA4cmUwbnA1BHNlYwMxNzAy

You couldn't make it up, oh wait, yes you could

Not very nice to call a man with a mental disorder a "moron".

A naked moron was apparently searching for the home of his idiot role-model, Forrest Gump. Police arrested a naked man standing in a cornfield eating raw ears of corn. He claimed to be looking for the fictional mental deficient Forrest Gump lived in.

Here's the full story. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/indecent_exposure;_ylt=AmjAr5KjVNSJHap5It2Y1wgZ.3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTA4cmUwbnA1BHNlYwMxNzAy
The question isn't why the man was searching for Gump, but why you need to call this to our attention... :p

I wouldn't mind being naked in a corn field chewing on a cob...

If they had lain in wait a little longer - until he began to lick his nuts and howl at the moon - then they might have a case against him.

"He was as naked as the day he was born"

only in some place liek littleville alabama would you hear that phrase ever uttered

If they had lain in wait a little longer - until he began to lick his nuts and howl at the moon - then they might have a case against him.

Yes. That's usually enough. :(

In his defense though, it was a very hot day. *nod*

Aww poor guy. They shouldn't charge him with indecent exposure. Corn doesn't have eyes... insert rest of shitty joke here.

Ihatevacations']"He was as naked as the day he was born"

only in some place liek littleville alabama would you hear that phrase ever uttered


Yeah- just plain "naked" doesnt say it all. And they likely pronounced it as "nekkid".

I've always been partial to 'stark raving nekked'. :)