oh shit, time to load up my mIRC quotes
<PsYcHo_MaRiLL> my cat is trying to land on top of my other cat....
<[CK]Non> hi guys, i am going on a quest to detroy an evil ring i need sone short ppl and Liv Tyler.
<whodat> I am probably older than most of you but maybe not. I am 42 and am on my friends kids computer..
<{JFD}Sephiroth|JurianSAS> TORO ATE MY GIRLFRIEND!
<{JFD}Sephiroth|JurianSAS> Whos this toro guy and why is he intrested in a fat flat chested money guzzler.
<CorvetteNate> I got a pontiac firefly
<NHRA^> never heard of it
<Odat> they come in boxes of fruit loops
<misy^> the cops refused to help me and on top of that, it was vetrans day, so all these people kept marching by, wanting everyone to salute them
<Landu|Hmwk> or you could ask jeeves how to make a partition =/
* SolidSnake doesnt know anyone called jeeves
<Wynn_Kieran> Be Right Back my brother wants to show me something in the bathroom `-`
<Raifield> What's the currency in Korea anyway?
<ShingoZero> korealeans
<MagicCow> So.. the max I can do is.. 66.. plus I have enhancement bonuses.
<Kaway> isn't the max 36?
<MagicCow> No..
<MagicCow> 2, 6 sided dice.. so 12 for each damage element.
<MagicCow> 12x3 = 66
<[AFT]^Kempi> what really got her mad was when i was burning a CD and got up from sex 1/2 way through and changed the cd
<[AFT]^Kempi> she didn't talk to me for a while
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<papewaio> i bet if the us goes to war with iraq paris will surrender
<Niniel> my little brother builds towers with his legos and crashes his toy planes intot hem
<Niniel> yelling allah achbar the whole way
<^-Kitty-^> all cats need flotation tits
<DocDemonic> Ass-hell? Is that when you're in prison and all the men have large endowment
<Atreides2001> Oh man I rule. Look at how badass I drew myself as a pirate. Can boobs get any manlier than the ones I've drawn? I submit that they can not.
<ButoFooko> first......you buy a brownie......then you put that in your floopy disk slot...then you take a magical toothpick and put it up your nose then your server will be ok
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<Never> 357 years ago, Jimminy Cricket flew to Spain on the transatlantic railroad.
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge
<ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst necklace
<ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3 strengh"
<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me
<BurritoMan> Instead of the war on drugs, we'll have the war on Pokemon.
<BurritoMan> Unmarked containers will make their way across the ocean, and there will be Pokemon dealers on every street corner.
<pHluid> GF the other day said something about me not washing my hands after I take a piss
<pHluid> "First of all, I don't piss on my hands. Secondly, you put the damn thing IN YOUR MOUTH, I think I'll be allright to touch it every now and then."
<pHluid> That shut her up.
<rolf> Is this the Pokemon gameroom?
<rolf> Charrazord I choose you
* rolf get burritoman
* BurritoMan retaliates with a payload of BLU-27 napalm
<rolf> does this mean i lose hit points?
<rolf> my mom says i have to go now
<rolf> bye
(^^ that was a strange day in #tribes indeed)
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<Kain> bs, there's no AOL in Russia
<LordP> "yo hommie G my ne-jar , be-atch? word dog-G, u down wit my hood lingo bro?" i had a lil chineses kid say this to me once.. it was quite unpleaseent
<JS> man everyone make fun of sweet lil ol me when i just come in and ask how to smoke
(yes, he did come in and start asking how you smoke..)
<Ingo> I can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of "Uninstall Shield"
<2hotforu> any cute guyz in here???
<Michalo> I bet that isnt even a real girl but some moronic 8 year old pretending to be one
<2hotforu> WTF??? FU IM A FUCKING 21 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH BIGASS BOOBS YOU FUCKING MORON!1!
<Michalo> Having your period or something?
<2hotforu> WTF IS A PERIOD???
<Michalo> I rest my case
just imagine what kind of conversations were to be had that these quotes occurred in