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Takes this test and I will process your answers and you will receive your unsanity quotient.

1. Do you drink bottled water?
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
5. Do you speak Spanish?
6. Is sadism sexy?
7. Are you sexy?
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
9. Do you currently hold a job?
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
13. Are you bald?
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
14. How about three of them?
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
12B. Was it fun?
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
14B. Is caps lock annoying?
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
16. Is there a method to your madness?
17. Is there one to mine?
18. Do you prevent forest fires?
19. Do you start them?
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?

0-10% you're sane...get out of my sights
11-23% you're a little off, but nothing out of the ordinary
24-26% you're more unsane than the average poster
27-31% you're regarded as weird, but in a joking way
31-56% you have some serious mental issues, but that's part of your charm
57-67%- you're a crazy as Czardas
67-98%- you're as unsane as Neo Kervoskia
98-204%- you're as unsane as Colodia, be proud

No to all but 5, 14B, and 20(Which I don't understand. Who?).

No to all but 5, 14B, and 20(Which I don't understand. Who?).
Who isn't important.

Your U.Q. is 12%.

1. Do you drink bottled water?
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
5. Do you speak Spanish?
6. Is sadism sexy?
7. Are you sexy?
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
9. Do you currently hold a job?
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
13. Are you bald?
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
14. How about three of them?
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
12B. Was it fun?
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
14B. Is caps lock annoying?
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
16. Is there a method to your madness?
17. Is there one to mine?
18. Do you prevent forest fires?
19. Do you start them?
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?

1. Yes
2. 0 liters
3. No
5. A little
6. Nope
7. DEAD SEXY *licks nipple*
8. No, No, GOD NO
9. Student
10. F*** that S****
13. No
12. No
14. Maybe
12B. No
13B. No
14B. CAPS LOCK IS WICKED AWESOME
15B. FUCK THE SELF-PROCLAIMED NUMERALS
16. Too lazy to make one up
17. I wouldn't know, I've never been inside you.
18. BURN THAT SHIT!!! BURN IT NOW!!!
19. See Above
20. Illogical blue.

No to all

These are trick questions! The answer, of course, is Q.

What if I thought this was a thread about international governing bodies?

Gambloshia, your U.Q. is 76%
Theao, your U.Q. is 3%

1. Only in foreign countries.
2. Two to three.
3. Do pets normally provide special services?
4. I hope it enjoyed things as much as I!
5. Si, bueno!
6. Only when I'm watching.
7. Only when you're watching!
8. How 'bout a nerf hearder?
9. Fanatically.
10. I'd rather carve my own epididimus out.
13. NEVER!
12. If the fur is worth enough.
14. Definately - nice coat, I'm sure.
11. In my imagination.
12B. Morbidly.
13B. All 27 of my past cats would say so!
14B. NEVER!
15B. ALWAYS!
16. NEVER!
17. ALWAYS!
18. When I have to go.
19. When I have to come.
20. Purrrrr-fectly

Gymoor II The Return, your U.Q. is 86%
St Zachary deColorado, your U.Q. is 102%


Consilient Entities, I had a feeling the title would be confusing.

Devine! Just devine!

1. Do you drink bottled water?-No
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?-
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?_No
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
5. Do you speak Spanish?-No
6. Is sadism sexy?-No
7. Are you sexy?_No
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?-No
9. Do you currently hold a job?-No
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?-No
13. Are you bald?-No
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?-No
14. How about three of them?-No
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?-No
12B. Was it fun?-No
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?-No
14B. Is caps lock annoying?-No
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?-Yes
16. Is there a method to your madness?-No
17. Is there one to mine?-no
18. Do you prevent forest fires?-no
19. Do you start them?-no
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?--um...what?

Takes this test and I will process your answers and you will receive your unsanity quotient.

1. Do you drink bottled water?
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
5. Do you speak Spanish?
6. Is sadism sexy?
7. Are you sexy?
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
9. Do you currently hold a job?
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
13. Are you bald?
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
14. How about three of them?
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
12B. Was it fun?
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
14B. Is caps lock annoying?
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
16. Is there a method to your madness?
17. Is there one to mine?
18. Do you prevent forest fires?
19. Do you start them?
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?

0-10% you're sane...get out of my sights
11-23% you're a little off, but nothing out of the ordinary
24-26% you're more unsane than the average poster
27-31% you're regarded as weird, but in a joking way
31-56% you have some serious mental issues, but that's part of your charm
57-67%- you're a crazy as Czardas
67-98%- you're as unsane as Neo Kervoskia
98-175%- you're as unsane as Colodia, be proud

1. Yes
2. None
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. No
7. Yes
8. No
9. No
10. No
11. No
12b. No
13b. No
14b. Yes
15b. Yes
16. No
17. Yes
18. No
19. No
20. No

I'm afraid that I must answer yes to all questions.

I find it insulting that I'm only 175% unsane. I was going for the extra 25%...:(

1. No
2. None
3. No
4. N/A
5. Yes
6. No
7. I gots teh mad sexay goin' on!!!!11!
8. No
9. Yes
10. No
13. No
12. Of course
14. Yes
11. No
12B. N/A
13B. Yes
14B. Yes
15B. Of course
16. No
17. No
18. No
19. No
20. Yes

Suicidal Librarians, your U.Q. is 6%
Roopshoip, your score is 5%
Children of Valkyrja, your score is 121%

I find it insulting that I'm only 175% unsane. I was going for the extra 25%...:(
Okay, your 29% has been added to the score.

Children of Valkyrja, your score is 121%

YEAH!

Hang on........

How come Colodia gets an extra 29% just for moaning?
I'm standing on me hands, stark naked with a paper bag on me head typing this and I only got 121%???
This questionare is unfair and biased, bet you just made it all up.....*sulks*

1. Do you drink bottled water? Only if forced
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week? half a bottle of vodka
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil? no sir
4. If so, did you ever tortue it? no sir
5. Do you speak Spanish? si si senor muy espanol
6. Is sadism sexy? no
7. Are you sexy? yes
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant? no but i have sheep
9. Do you currently hold a job? what is no
10. Does filing papers intrigue you? nope
13. Are you bald? yes
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance? if it owed me money
14. How about three of them? see above answer
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame? my own
12B. Was it fun? yeah
13B. Does taxedermy interest you? not much
14B. Is caps lock annoying? NO ITS SUPER DUPER AWESOMEO
15B. Is the world insane, but not you? yes
16. Is there a method to your madness? no
17. Is there one to mine? i just dont know.,.. perhaps
18. Do you prevent forest fires? no
19. Do you start them? once
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly? yes

Takes this test and I will process your answers and you will receive your unsanity quotient.

1. Do you drink bottled water?
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
5. Do you speak Spanish?
6. Is sadism sexy?
7. Are you sexy?
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
9. Do you currently hold a job?
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
13. Are you bald?
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
14. How about three of them?
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
12B. Was it fun?
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
14B. Is caps lock annoying?
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
16. Is there a method to your madness?
17. Is there one to mine?
18. Do you prevent forest fires?
19. Do you start them?
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?

0-10% you're sane...get out of my sights
11-23% you're a little off, but nothing out of the ordinary
24-26% you're more unsane than the average poster
27-31% you're regarded as weird, but in a joking way
31-56% you have some serious mental issues, but that's part of your charm
57-67%- you're a crazy as Czardas
67-98%- you're as unsane as Neo Kervoskia
98-204%- you're as unsane as Colodia, be proud

1. Sometimes
2. None so far
3. No
4. NO!
5. No
6. No
7. ...Yes... <_< >_>
8. No
9. I wish, they won't let me, too young.
10. Maybe
13. No
12. No
14. NO
11. No
12B. No
13B. Yes
14B. Yes
15B. No
16. Yes
17. ?
18. I haven't seen one.
19. No
20. No

What is this 86% you speak of? Is it dangerous? Edible? Both?

It matters not for I have in my hand a mango margarita.

Takes this test and I will process your answers and you will receive your unsanity quotient.

1. Do you drink bottled water?
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
5. Do you speak Spanish?
6. Is sadism sexy?
7. Are you sexy?
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
9. Do you currently hold a job?
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
13. Are you bald?
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
14. How about three of them?
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
12B. Was it fun?
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
14B. Is caps lock annoying?
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
16. Is there a method to your madness?
17. Is there one to mine?
18. Do you prevent forest fires?
19. Do you start them?
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?

0-10% you're sane...get out of my sights
11-23% you're a little off, but nothing out of the ordinary
24-26% you're more unsane than the average poster
27-31% you're regarded as weird, but in a joking way
31-56% you have some serious mental issues, but that's part of your charm
57-67%- you're a crazy as Czardas
67-98%- you're as unsane as Neo Kervoskia
98-204%- you're as unsane as Colodia, be proud



1. Oui.
2. None.
3. No.
4. See Previous.
5. Un pequito.
6. Non.
7. Am I?
8. No to all.
9. Oui.
10. Generally no.
11. Non.
12. Not unless newgrounds.com's ''Club A Seal'' counts.
13. See above.
14. No.
15. See above.
16. Not particularly.
17. !!!! ABSOLUTELY !!!! (Pardon me, I'm being hypocritical today.)
18. It would seem so.
19. Occasionally.
20. Is there?
21. Non.
22. Non.
23. Who is ''she''?

I fear I am reasonably sane!

YEAH!

Hang on........

How come Colodia gets an extra 29% just for moaning?
I'm standing on me hands, stark naked with a paper bag on me head typing this and I only got 121%???
This questionare is unfair and biased, bet you just made it all up.....*sulks*
187% for you, happy? :) *implodes*

Tomzilla, your score is 11%
New petersburg, your score is 9%
Stankistia, your score is 69%

1. Do you drink bottled water?Yes
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?None
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?No
4. If so, did you ever tortue it? N/A
5. Do you speak Spanish? Yes
6. Is sadism sexy? No
7. Are you sexy? Yes
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant? No
9. Do you currently hold a job? No
10. Does filing papers intrigue you? No
13. Are you bald? No
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?No
14. How about three of them? No
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame? Yes
12B. Was it fun? No
13B. Does taxedermy interest you? No
14B. Is caps lock annoying? Yes
15B. Is the world insane, but not you? No
16. Is there a method to your madness? No
17. Is there one to mine? Yes
18. Do you prevent forest fires? No
19. Do you start them? No
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly? No

1. No.
2. None.
3. No.
4. I threatened to tortue my roommates' hamsters.
5. Yes.
6. Not especially.
7. Yeah.
8. None of the above.
9. No.
10. No.
13. No.
12. if the money is right.
14. Triple the cost.
11. No.
12B. Probably would be.
13B. Somewhat.
14B. Yes.
15B. No, we all are.
16. No, but there is madness in what passes for my methods.
17. You put it in a numbered list, so probably.
18. Yes.
19. Probably.
20. If you mean my mother, no. If you mean my ex, yes.

1. Yes
2. 0-1 litres
3. No.
4. No.
5. No.
6. No.
7. Yes.
8. No. No. Yes.
9. Yes.
10. Yes.
13. No.
12. No.
14. Perhaps... Yes
11. No.
12B. I imagine it could be.
13B. That's Taxidermy, and no, not neccecarily
14B. I live with it.
15B. Depends on what you define as 'sane'. Perhaps... Yes.
16. I am not mad.
17. Should I expect one? in that case, no.
18. No.
19. Perhaps.
20. At times. It also describes me, - at times.

I'm intrested in this result.

1. Yes

2. None

3. No

4. Umm...No :eek:

5. Si

6. Lol, no

7. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I behold myself as beautiful :D

8. Can't say that I have :)

9. Ja

10. As a security guard who does it all day, I've become so indoctrinated with the art of paper-filing that it intrigues me in strange ways :D

13. No lol

12. Good grief, no!

14. See above and multiply it times three.

11. Almost, but no :D

12b. :eek:

13b. :confused:


14b. Very much so

15b. Nah, only my mentally ill little brother would say that :D

16. Nay, good sir

17. I haven't seen your madness enough to make that call :D

18. Remember kids, only YOU can prevent forest fires!

19. >.>;

20. I don't know of whom you speak, but I'm going to say yes anyway!

1. Once in a while, but not especially often.
2. hardly anything
3. no.
4. n/a
5. no.
6. yes, as long as the sadism isn't applied to me.
7. no idea; so far I haven't heard anyone's opinion on it.
8. no to all.
9. no.
10. no.
13. no.
12. only if it had somehow deeply offended me.
14. same as above.
11. no.
12B. n/a
13B. no idea what it is.
14B. sometimes.
15B. no, the world and I are both insane! *insert hysterical giggle here*
16. sometimes.
17. sometimes.
18. no.
19. no.
20. who? since I do not know, I will instead inform you of the fact that one of your toes are hereby declared slightly holy according to fREaKy Belief v0.3.1. (and later versions) Which toe, however, shall forever be a mystery! *evil laugher*

1. Do you drink bottled water? Some times
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week? i dont drink, nevr have
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?yes several of both
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?nope
5. Do you speak Spanish?sort of
6. Is sadism sexy? i dont tink so but some people might
7. Are you sexy? i have no idea
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant? um no
9. Do you currently hold a job?no
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?it can be fun
13. Are you bald?no
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance? huh? no
14. How about three of them?see above
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame? nope...it would be fun tho
12B. Was it fun? it could be given the chance
13B. Does taxedermy interest you? um... sure
14B. Is caps lock annoying? yes
15B. Is the world insane, but not you? this is true
16. Is there a method to your madness? posible
17. Is there one to mine? posible
18. Do you prevent forest fires? um sure
19. Do you start them? i try not to
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly? yes...if the "her" is me

187% for you, happy? :) *implodes*


Well not happy, but it's better.....and at least you didn't explode and make a mess on the carpet!

1. Do you drink bottled water? Sometimes
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?Probably 12 oz
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?nope
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?nope
5. Do you speak Spanish?yep
6. Is sadism sexy?yup
7. Are you sexy?yup
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?no, no, and no
9. Do you currently hold a job?yup
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?depends on the color of the papers
13. Are you bald?nope
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?if it bit me, yes
14. How about three of them?if they all bit me, yes
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?nope
12B. Was it fun?it probably would be
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?in a strange way...those glass eyes are creepy
14B. Is caps lock annoying?when used in a ridiculous manner, hell yeah
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?nope...we're all loony
16. Is there a method to your madness?on my good days
17. Is there one to mine?good question...but I don't know you well enough to say for sure
18. Do you prevent forest fires?no silly, that's smokey the bear's job...er...wait...only....I........can....um....ok, maybe it's my job....so no
19. Do you start them?no, that's a job for a park ranger looking for the glory of putting a small fire out but then letting it get out of control
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?yes...and it describes him perfectly as well
:p

Takes this test and I will process your answers and you will receive your unsanity quotient.

1. Do you drink bottled water?
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
5. Do you speak Spanish?
6. Is sadism sexy?
7. Are you sexy?
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
9. Do you currently hold a job?
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
13. Are you bald?
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
14. How about three of them?
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
12B. Was it fun?
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
14B. Is caps lock annoying?
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
16. Is there a method to your madness?
17. Is there one to mine?
18. Do you prevent forest fires?
19. Do you start them?
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?



1.when don’t I?
2. None.
3. I have had many pet hamsters and gerbils.
4. I didn’t need to torture the thing, it did it by it’s self. (It ran on the wheel and hit it’s head on it… until it died. The stupid thing had a dent in it’s skull!!)
5. If hola is Spanish sure.
6. If’n that be what you say.
7. Who isn’t?
8. I am too young to do things like that.
9. See above answer.
10. I prefer to shred them in shredders.
13. Nope.
12. Not unless my friends were there to help me.
14. See above answer.
11. Stupid matches never work for me:headbang:, but I have dreamt of doing it.
12B. It was fun in my dream.
13B. It sounds ugly.
14B. Naw, ’tis fun to annoy friends with capital emails.
15B. Is my hair sandy blonde?
16. No, just complete insanity that happens randomly.
17. Nope.
18. Nope.
19. I helped start many fires out in our forest. (usually contained.)
20. Depends on who “her” is. But sure. Why not!

1. Do you drink bottled water?
-only when no taps are available
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
-zip
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
-alas, no. Mice, however.
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
-certainly not intentionally
5. Do you speak Spanish?
-nope
6. Is sadism sexy?
-only consensual sadi...no. No it's not.
7. Are you sexy?
-'o course. I'm Australian.
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
-Despite being Australian, never been either of the first two. At least beyond visits to the farm with my school. I'm not good enough with numbers to be the third.
9. Do you currently hold a job?
-Yep
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
-only the BAD papers
13. Are you bald?
-No. Why would I be?
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
-Not without a *really* good reason.
14. How about three of them?
-Not without a *really really* good reason
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
-Yes
12B. Was it fun?
-Damn straight it was
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
-Yep
14B. Is caps lock annoying?
-ONLY WHEN ABUSED
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
-The world isn't insane. It's just stupid.
16. Is there a method to your madness?
-Always
17. Is there one to mine?
-I have no reason to think you display madness.
18. Do you prevent forest fires?
-Every day. By not smoking.
19. Do you start them?
-Nope, even if our native bush does need them to re-seed.
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?
-if by "her" you mean "you" then yes. If by "her" you mean "your significant other" then no, irrational describes her better.

I have learnt, however, to pretend that there is a reason behind my actions. I find people get uncomfortable otherwise.

So, what are you using to rate these? Random guessing? Or some trick like basing the score off the first letter of the usernames?

Les Patineurs, your U.Q. score is 17%
Plainwell Nation, your U.Q. score is 9%
Megaloria, your U.Q. score is 15%
Yzack, your U.Q. score is 10%
Neo Rogolia, your U.Q. score is 11%
Divine Imaginary Fluff, your U.Q. score is 13%
Dri vel, your U.Q. score is 7%
Bonferoni, your U.Q. score is 21%
Issilvania, your U.Q. score is 20%

Here is the chart that lets you know what your U.Q. score means:
0-10% you're sane...get out of my sight
11-23% you're a little off, but nothing out of the ordinary
24-26% you're more unsane than the average poster
27-31% you're regarded as weird, but in a joking way
31-56% you have some serious mental issues, but that's part of your charm
57-67%- you're as unsane as Czardas
67-98%- you're as unsane as Neo Kervoskia
98-204%- you're as unsane as Colodia, be proud

1. Do you drink bottled water?
No.
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
Very little.
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
No.
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
I wouldn't. I like fuzzy things. *pets fuzzy things*
5. Do you speak Spanish?
Well, I can say "Yo quiero Taco Bell." I can also speak French, a little bit of German, a little bit of Latin, and a littler bit of Quenya (high elvish).
6. Is sadism sexy?
Heh heh. Ever seen "Secretary"? Mmmm... ;)
7. Are you sexy?
I'd say no, but an awful lot of guys have argued otherwise. I guess it depends who you ask.
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
No, but I live next door to a farm and am good at math - does that count for something?
9. Do you currently hold a job?
Sort of. I do freelance work.
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
Um...no.
13. Are you bald?
Not by a looooong shot.
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
No!
14. How about three of them?
No, no, no!
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
No, but I've seen someone set her own hair aflame. It was funny. :)
12B. Was it fun?
See above.
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
Not really. Dead things looking at me creep me out.
14B. Is caps lock annoying?
YES. IT REALLY, REALLY IS.
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
No, we're both insane.
16. Is there a method to your madness?
*walks out of the air and into her grave*
17. Is there one to mine?
You're very like a whale.
18. Do you prevent forest fires?
Yes. Personally. I run around with a bucket.
19. Do you start them?
Only in very, very tiny forests.
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?
Describe who what and the where now?

Quite sane, am I?
That amuses me, well, I do feel a little less than apreciated by the results of your questionarre, but it doesn't suffice to say it still does amuse me greatly.
Thank you.

Takes this test and I will process your answers and you will receive your unsanity quotient.

1. Do you drink bottled water?
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
5. Do you speak Spanish?
6. Is sadism sexy?
7. Are you sexy?
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
9. Do you currently hold a job?
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
13. Are you bald?
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
14. How about three of them?
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
12B. Was it fun?
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
14B. Is caps lock annoying?
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
16. Is there a method to your madness?
17. Is there one to mine?
18. Do you prevent forest fires?
19. Do you start them?
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?

0-10% you're sane...get out of my sights
11-23% you're a little off, but nothing out of the ordinary
24-26% you're more unsane than the average poster
27-31% you're regarded as weird, but in a joking way
31-56% you have some serious mental issues, but that's part of your charm
57-67%- you're a crazy as Czardas
67-98%- you're as unsane as Neo Kervoskia
98-204%- you're as unsane as Colodia, be proud


1.) Yes.
2.) 5 oz.
3.) No.
4.) No.
5.) Yes.
6.) Depends on the person with the issue.
7.) Oh yeah.
8.) No.
9.) No.
10.) At times.
13.) No.
12.) No.
14.) No.
11.) No.
12B.) I wouldn't know
13B.) No, not really.
14B.) Not if I AM YELLING AT YOU
15B.) I am insane. The world is just stupid.
16.) Most definately.
17.) I think there just might be.
18.) No.
19.) Not yet.
20.) But of course.

1. Do you drink bottled water? sometimes
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week? none
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil? no
4. If so, did you ever tortue it? no
5. Do you speak Spanish? yes
6. Is sadism sexy? no
7. Are you sexy? of course
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant? no
9. Do you currently hold a job? yes
10. Does filing papers intrigue you? no
13. Are you bald? nope
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance? no
14. How about three of them? nope, well, maybe one
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame? nope
12B. Was it fun? of course, I mean it would have been if i had done it
13B. Does taxedermy interest you? nope
14B. Is caps lock annoying? if used excessively
15B. Is the world insane, but not you? opposite
16. Is there a method to your madness? possibly
17. Is there one to mine? nope
18. Do you prevent forest fires? and put Smokey out of business? no
19. Do you start them? I wish
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly? who, you know the voice in my head?

so much fun

edit: before i go sane, wat is with the B's after 12, 13, 14, and 15

Poliwanacraca, your U.Q. score is 13%
Meiwaku, your U.Q. score is 14%
Sumgy, your U.Q. score is 13%

Here's how the other takers scored:
Les Patineurs 17%
Plainwell Nation 9%
Megaloria 15%
Yzack 10%
Neo Rogolia 11%
Divine Imaginary Fluff 13%
Dri vel 7%
Bonferoni 21%
Issilvania 20%
UberPenguinLand 12%
Gambloshia 76%
Theao 3%
Gymoor II The Return 86%
St Zachary deColorado 102%
Suicidal Librarians 6%
Roopshoip 5%
Children of Valkyrja 187%
Tomzilla 11%
New petersburg 9%
Stankistia 69%

edit: before i go sane, wat is with the B's after 12, 13, 14, and 15
I already had a 13, 13, and 14 so I added Bs so that the numbering would be in order.

1. Do you drink bottled water? - No, I f I can avoid it
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week? - 0
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil? - No
4. If so, did you ever tortue it? - See above
5. Do you speak Spanish? - Yes, I'm mexican
6. Is sadism sexy? - Nope
7. Are you sexy? - I'm too sexy for this test, too sexy for this test
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant? - No, No, HELL NO
9. Do you currently hold a job? - Student aka I work for free
10. Does filing papers intrigue you? - Depends what's on the papers ;)
13. Are you bald? - No
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance? - No
14. How about three of them? - Yes
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame? - No, damn lighter wouldn't work...
12B. Was it fun? - It would have been
13B. Does taxedermy interest you? - Depends what you have to stuff, I heard stuffing people was challenging
14B. Is caps lock annoying? - HELL NO!!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
15B. Is the world insane, but not you? - Depends which of the voice in my head you ask
16. Is there a method to your madness? Q
17. Is there one to mine? - E=MC^2
18. Do you prevent forest fires? - Yes, by making sure there is nothing to burn ;)
19. Do you start them? - See above
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly? - How do you know the voice in my head?

1. Do you drink bottled water?
Only if it's free, or there's no handy alternative.

2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
750 ml

3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
No

4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
n/a

5. Do you speak Spanish?
Que? No.

6. Is sadism sexy?
No.

7. Are you sexy?
Hahahahaha

8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
No, but I work with them.

9. Do you currently hold a job?
Yes.

10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
I'm alergic to paper *sneeze*.

13. Are you bald?
No. :)

12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
No.

14. How about three of them?
No.

11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
No!

12B. Was it fun?
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
As a hobby, perhaps, but not for other reasons.

14B. Is caps lock annoying?
No, Num Lock is.

15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
Yes.

16. Is there a method to your madness?
Oh, yes.

17. Is there one to mine?
I believe so.

18. Do you prevent forest fires?
Yes. I avoid the woods.

19. Do you start them?
No.

20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?
Yes, and him.

The Silver Sky, your U.Q. score is 19%
Willamena, your U.Q. score is 16%

The Silver Sky, your U.Q. score is 19%
Willamena, your U.Q. score is 16%
What about my score?
I'm off the chart and can't be rated?

"Sanity - It just doesn't apply to you"

1. Do you drink bottled water? no
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week? dont drink often
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil? no
4. If so, did you ever tortue it? i would if i had one
5. Do you speak Spanish? no
6. Is sadism sexy? oh yeah
7. Are you sexy? yeah
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant? no
9. Do you currently hold a job? no
10. Does filing papers intrigue you? yes
13. Are you bald? not naturally
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance? no
14. How about three of them? no
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame? yes
12B. Was it fun? yes
13B. Does taxedermy interest you? yes
14B. Is caps lock annoying? yes
15B. Is the world insane, but not you? no
16. Is there a method to your madness? no
17. Is there one to mine? no
18. Do you prevent forest fires? no
19. Do you start them? yes
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly? no

Takes this test and I will process your answers and you will receive your unsanity quotient.

1. Do you drink bottled water?
2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
5. Do you speak Spanish?
6. Is sadism sexy?
7. Are you sexy?
8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
9. Do you currently hold a job?
10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
13. Are you bald?
12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
14. How about three of them?
11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
12B. Was it fun?
13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
14B. Is caps lock annoying?
15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
16. Is there a method to your madness?
17. Is there one to mine?
18. Do you prevent forest fires?
19. Do you start them?
20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?


1. Yes
2. Maybe 3-4
3. yes
4. no
5. yes
6. no
7. depends on who you ask
8. no
9. yes
10. no
13. no
12. no
14. no
11. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!!!!!
12b. NO!!!!!!
13b. no
14b. yes
15b. yes
16. yes
17. you tell me!!
18. yes
19. no
20. WAFFLES!!

:headbang:

No reply? :(

1. Good God, no
2. None
3. Kajillions.
4. No, but the first one I had died because its eye EXPLODED.
5. no.
6. I dooon't know
7. Of course.
8. Not that I know of
9. I type things up for my mother.
10. Yes.
13. No
12. No
14. No, no, no
11. No
12B. N/A
13B. No
14B. NO
15B. NO
16. Not that I know of
17. Probably, unoriginal SCUM
18. Mon dieu, more like start them.
19. Hehheh.
20. Who is 'her'? Oh, you mean HER. Yes, yes of course.

Marata2, your U.Q. score is 19%
OHidunno, your U.Q. score is 10%

Takes this test and I will process your answers and you will receive your unsanity quotient.

1. Do you drink bottled water?
No.

2. If so, how much alcohol would you say you consumed on average during the business week?
Hmm, usually none, but on average maybe one or two standard drinks.

3. Have you ever had a pet hamster or gerbil?
No.

4. If so, did you ever tortue it?
---

5. Do you speak Spanish?
No.

6. Is sadism sexy?
No.

7. Are you sexy?
Probably not. :( It's in the eye of the beholder...

8. Have you ever been a dirt famer? A sheep heder? An accountant?
No, but I'm doing one accounting course at Uni.

9. Do you currently hold a job?
Yes.

10. Does filing papers intrigue you?
A little, yes. But the novelty soon wears off.

13. Are you bald?
No.

12. Would you kill a baby seal given the chance?
No.

14. How about three of them?
Neither.

11. Have you ever set someones hair aflame?
No.

12B. Was it fun?
---

13B. Does taxedermy interest you?
No. If it did, I'd probably know what it is... :D

14B. Is caps lock annoying?
Yes.

15B. Is the world insane, but not you?
Yes.

16. Is there a method to your madness?
Yes.

17. Is there one to mine?
Probably.

18. Do you prevent forest fires?
I don't often get the chance, so no.

19. Do you start them?
No.

20. Does illogical describe her perfectly?
Who? You? Sometimes.