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A politician from Kenya has offered former president Bill Clinton and his family 20 head of cattle and 40 goats in exchange for his daughter's hand in marriage. Seems like a good trade to me.

www.eastandard.net/hm_news/news.php?articleid=25795

Where the hell are you getting these?

Where the hell are you getting these?

Who cares? The better question is, what does that say about your daughter, eh?

I'll give Bill my CD collection and my Farscape DVDs for her hand in marriage.

Chelsea has come a long way in the looks department. I'd bang her.

My offer to her father: A box of cigars and a "No Fat Chicks" tee-shirt.

Ill throw in a bottle of milk.

Chelsea has come a long way in the looks department. I'd bang her.

That she has. Puberty was unkind to her. I'd do her too, but I think it would take some alcohol.

Where the hell are you getting these?
A tabloid news man never reveals his sources.

That she has. Puberty was unkind to her. I'd do her too, but I think it would take some alcohol.

How much do you think she'll need?

A politician from Kenya has offered former president Bill Clinton and his family 20 head of cattle and 40 goats in exchange for his daughter's hand in marriage. Seems like a good trade to me.

www.eastandard.net/hm_news/news.php?articleid=25795
Hey. Saddam's sons had pin-ups of the Bush twins, with pictures of their heads pasted on naked women's bodies.

I wonder how many cows and goats the Bush twins are worth? Being that they're alcoholic skanks, probably less than Chelsea.

How much do you think she'll need?

I'm thinking we'd both have to be pretty trashed for it to happen.

Hey. Saddam's sons had pin-ups of the Bush twins, with pictures of their heads pasted on naked women's bodies.

I wonder how many cows and goats the Bush twins are worth? Being that they're alcoholic skanks, probably less than Chelsea.
Yeah, their probably only worth a couple legs and a tail.

I'd do her too, but I think it would take some alcohol.

Oh, please.

http://www.startribune.com/stonline/images/news10/2clinton0615.l.jpg

You'd hit that 'til your dick fell off.

Hey. Saddam's sons had pin-ups of the Bush twins, with pictures of their heads pasted on naked women's bodies.

I wonder how many cows and goats the Bush twins are worth? Being that they're alcoholic skanks, probably less than Chelsea.

But you see the Bush twins are actually hot.... cant say the same for Chelsea.

Maybe I can get the Bush twins and Chelsea together and see if they're bipartisan-curious.

You'd hit that 'til your dick fell off.

I'd hit it.... with a brick. ZING!

Oh, please.

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You'd hit that 'til your dick fell off.

Reminds me of a guy who had his penis broken during sex.

I'll give Bill my CD collection and my Farscape DVDs for her hand in marriage.
damn farscape dvds? thats hard to beat.

I will give him my cd collection, my bruce lee poster, I think we have a season of Oz, my vintage NES, SNES, playstation, and my cat

Maybe I can get the Bush twins and Chelsea together and see if they're bipartisan-curious.
lmao, that was good

I'd hit it.... with a brick. ZING!

In your dreams. You'd hit it with something a lot more flaccid.

In your dreams. You'd hit it with something a lot more flaccid.

Ow... my pride.

Ow... my pride.
Don't even bother posting back to Fass. He always winds up with the last word. Just ignore him...

Oh, please.

http://www.startribune.com/stonline/images/news10/2clinton0615.l.jpg

You'd hit that 'til your dick fell off.


Wow she does look pretty good there. Anyone male who says otherwise is full of it (probably just uber-partisan) or not into women.

Wow she does look pretty good there. Anyone male who says otherwise is full of it (probably just uber-partisan) or not into women.

I'm not into women, and even I can see that that is something very hittable.

Wow she does look pretty good there. Anyone male who says otherwise is full of it (probably just uber-partisan) or not into women.

She isnt my type, and I dont really think that haircut suits her, she could probably look heaps better with some minor modifications.

But then im not gay or a hair dressor (which usually go together) so im probably just joshin

Wow she does look pretty good there. Anyone male who says otherwise is full of it (probably just uber-partisan) or not into women.
Yeah, she looks good, but 40 cattle and 20 goats? Man, Bill's got to jump on that offer while it's out there.

I'm not into women, and even I can see that that is something very hittable.

....

She isnt my type, and I dont really think that haircut suits her, she could probably look heaps better with some minor modifications.

But then im not gay or a hair dressor (which usually go together) so im probably just joshin


Really though, do you think she is ugly? She is damn good looking in that pic, the haircut isn't going to change that. Or what is your type? Do you only like asians or fat girls or something?

Maybe I can get the Bush twins and Chelsea together and see if they're bipartisan-curious.
Yeah, I admit. Even though I hate President Bush, I'd still like to have the Bush twins with me, alone, so I can show them the real meaning of 'pork' and filibust-a-nut.

lol

I think it's so funny the huge cultural difference. That guy is considered pretty rich where he is from I bet. It's really kinda cute. Chelsea should get to know the guy maybe.

Really though, do you think she is ugly? She is damn good looking in that pic, the haircut isn't going to change that. Or what is your type? Do you only like asians or fat girls or something?

I wouldnt say she's ugly just not "hittable". I dont like her face... or her hair...

Yeah, actually, I need to revise my comment. Looking at photos of the Bush twins again, they have 13-year-old breastnubs and they look mildly-dogfaced. I mean, they're still doable and two Bush twins would still be preferable over one Chelsea, but still. The Bush Twins' complete lack of lips also would make oral sex totally lame---even if it was with two of them. So, I'd take Chelsea over either one of the twins any day.

http://people.msoe.edu/~rosnerb/inauguration1_files/bush_twins.jpg

Plus, the conversation after sex would probably be a hell of a lot more interesting.

Yeah, I admit. Even though I hate President Bush, I'd still like to have the Bush twins with me, alone, so I can show them the real meaning of 'pork' and filibust-a-nut.


I honestly think the ragging on Chelsea is due to partisanship. She may not be a supermodel, but "I'd hit it... with a brick"? Riiiiiiiight. If she was Bushs daughter I bet the same nimrod would say how hawt she was. It was the same thing when Kerry was running for the Presidency. There was a big stink from Republicans on how Kerry's daughters are dog-ugly.

I wouldnt say she's ugly just not "hittable". I dont like her face... or her hair...

I agree, I just think that her face is too round, kinda like a bubble, and it seems to look out of proportion to her body in that pic, just a bit too small.

Wow she does look pretty good there. Anyone male who says otherwise is full of it (probably just uber-partisan) or not into women.
I don't think she's hot. I don't like her eyes, nor her mouth. Her teeth are freakishly white. Pfft. Americans.

Yeah, actually, I need to revise my comment. Looking at photos of the Bush twins again, they have 13-year-old breastnubs and they look mildly-dogfaced. I mean, they're still doable and two Bush twins would still be preferable over one Chelsea, but still. The Bush Twins' complete lack of lips also would make oral sex totally lame---even if it was with two of them. So, I'd take Chelsea over either one of the twins any day.

http://people.msoe.edu/~rosnerb/inauguration1_files/bush_twins.jpg

Plus, the conversation after sex would probably be a hell of a lot more interesting.

Thats a really bad picture of them first of all, but I do agree that for all intents and purposes you could just call them dumb and dumber.

I wouldnt say she's ugly just not "hittable". I dont like her face... or her hair...

So this is more your style then?
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040831/040831_bush_twins_hmed.hmedium.jpg

....

:confused:

I don't think she's hot. I don't like her eyes, nor her mouth. Her teeth are freakishly white. Pfft. Americans.

You don't like blue eyes? And freakishly white teeth? How often do you brush?


I honestly don't know why I am getting into it over Chelsea (whom I don't think is model material but I do think it's hittable as well). I seriously don't care. :p

I honestly think the ragging on Chelsea is due to partisanship. She may not be a supermodel, but "I'd hit it... with a brick"? Riiiiiiiight. If she was Bushs daughter I bet the same nimrod would say how hawt she was. It was the same thing when Kerry was running for the Presidency. There was a big stink from Republicans on how Kerry's daughters are dog-ugly.

Oh grow up. Can we please not resort to name calling? And by your same flawed logic you could say that all the people calling Chelsea hot are doign so becuase of partisanship. And not to mention this argument is really fucking weird since its about how hot or not a certain female is but some people have managed to bring politics into it just becuase they come from different sides of the fence. But to be fair, she has done alot to clean herself up.

http://www.irstyle.com/images/chelseaclinton2.jpg

So this is more your style then?
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040831/040831_bush_twins_hmed.hmedium.jpg
Holy Jesus. The twin on the left has a forehead like Kerry. And they had the audacity to call HIM Frankenstein.

Not to mention, following the runway from her neck... Zooom. Zoooooooooooooooom.

Yes. Her chest is completely flat. And once again, they both look dogfaced.

Really, though. Neither of them have breasts. I swear. I've seen bigger boobs on the Olsen Twins.

On Full House.

So this is more your style then?

The one on the right.

Oh grow up. Can we please not resort to name calling? And by your same flawed logic you could say that all the people calling Chelsea hot are doign so becuase of partisanship. And not to mention this argument is really fucking weird since its about how hot or not a certain female is but some people have managed to bring politics into it just becuase they come from different sides of the fence. But to be fair, she has done alot to clean herself up.

http://www.irstyle.com/images/chelseaclinton2.jpg


Sorry - I meant it playfully. really. I'm not a Democrat so it couldnt be attributed to partisanship on my part besides I think the Bush girls look okay too most of the time.

And yes she has - *shudders at that first pic*

:confused:

Nothing... I just think its funny how a gay guy can call into question my taste in women.

So this is more your style then?
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040831/040831_bush_twins_hmed.hmedium.jpg

Is the one on the right obese, or just fat? I can't decide.

The one on the left is okayish. Breastless, but okayish. Boob jobs aren't terribly expensive, so she could get it fixed.

Is the one on the right obese, or just fat? I can't decide.

The one on the left is okayish. Breastless, but okayish. Boob jobs aren't terribly expensive, so she could get it fixed.

I think she is pleasantly plump - and there is nothing wrong with small breasts! :p Boob jobs are gross!

Nothing... I just think its funny how a gay guy can call into question my taste in women.

Just because they leave my dick limp doesn't mean I can't see if they're hittable or not. Or are you telling me that you can't tell the difference between a good looking man and Ron Jeremy?

I think she is pleasantly plump

Fat it is, then.

and there is nothing wrong with small breasts! :p Boob jobs are gross!

There's small breasts, and then there's a plank. A couple of smaller C's would be quite tasteful.

I think she is pleasantly plump - and there is nothing wrong with small breasts! :p Boob jobs are gross!

Hey! We agree on something! Boob jobs are fucking nasty, I'd rather have a woman with small, natural breasts than hideous fake ones. And theres something wrong with people that think annorexic women are hot; By all means I dont like fat chicks but I wouldnt want to be afraid of breaking my partner during sex! :D

Or are you telling me that you can't tell the difference between a good looking man and Ron Jeremy?
I wouldnt know what a good looking man would look like since I dont judge men!

I wouldnt know what a good looking man would look like since I dont judge men!

Someone's overcompensating.

Hey! We agree on something! Boob jobs are fucking nasty, I'd rather have a woman with small, natural breasts than hideous fake ones. And theres something wrong with people that think annorexic women are hot; By all means I dont like fat chicks but I wouldnt want to be afraid of breaking my partner during sex! :D


Yeah the Allie McBeals of the world need to eat something.. and fast! To be fair though I used to look unhealthily skinny and I ate like a horse. I didnt start getting a healthy form until I went vegetarian. Theres something about tiny asian girls though that really gets me going. Although my fiancee has a good amount of meat on her bones. I like it. Maybe I'm just easy. I'm not that picky.

regarding judging mens looks: It's easy to look at Tom Cruise and Ron Jeremy and tell which one looks better without first having a females opinion.

Fat it is, then.



There's small breasts, and then there's a plank. A couple of smaller C's would be quite tasteful.


Personally I still think it's cute. Fake tits never looked good to me. Anyway, look for a video that shows what breast implants look like 7 years later when they take them out because they have to be replaced.

:eek:
http://celebritytrade.com/tgp/bush/jenna-1-21-01h1.jpg

Someone's overcompensating.

Why would you say that? Sex with other men isnt my thing so its not my place to judge them. Just like its not your place to judge women since you dont have sex with them.

:eek:
http://celebritytrade.com/tgp/bush/jenna-1-21-01h1.jpg
And the caption reads:
"Ah seen bigg'r tits on Karl Rove."

Personally I still think it's cute. Fake tits never looked good to me. Anyway, look for a video that shows what breast implants look like 7 years later when they take them out because they have to be replaced.

Or a video of them putting them in. *shudder*

Someone's overcompensating.

Nah, I used to play a game with my sister when I was younger guessing if guys were hot.

I was wrong probably about 90% of the time.

Why would you say that?

For shits and giggles. That's what jokes usually tend to be said for.

Sex with other men isnt my thing so its not my place to judge them.

Oh, please. It's your place to judge anyone you want. From the ripped guy next door who's too shy to flaunt it, to the fat couch potato that somehow inexplicably has the gorgeous wife.

Just like its not your place to judge women since you dont have sex with them.

I will judge whom I like, thankyouverymuch. I may not fuck them, but I can still see if they've let themselves go so that nobody else will want to fuck them, either.

Nah, I used to play a game with my sister when I was younger guessing if guys were hot.

I was wrong probably about 90% of the time.

That just means one of you had poor taste in men.

That just means one of you had poor taste in men.

And Im saying that the odds are highly in one of our favour, probably the one who is actually attracted to men

Why would you say that? Sex with other men isnt my thing so its not my place to judge them. Just like its not your place to judge women since you dont have sex with them.
This is a myth. Only within the last couple centuries, when homosexuality became more open did this idea that heterosexuals can't judge men appear.

Read things written in the 17th century or earlier. Straight men mentioned that other straight men were "handsome," "beautiful," or "well-groomed."

Hell, in the Bible, there's straight guys that find other straight guys attractive. There were two guys (forget their names) that some people say were gay, because they hugged, kissed, and always hung out together. But it's not necessarily true.

EDIT: How the hell do you think gay guys are such good fashion designers and hair stylists, if they CAN'T understand what female beauty is?

And why is it that guys can often call other guys "ugly," but not beautiful? Don't be ridiculously ignorant.

And Im saying that the odds are highly in one of our favour, probably the one who is actually attracted to men

Unfortunately for some women, that's really no guarantee for anything.

Peanuts..... anyone

Clinton was wise to decline the offer. The guy really isn't that interested in Chelsey, otherwise he would have done some research and realized what a stupid offer that was.

And it was stupid.

What about Gore's daughters? I seem to remember they are quite hot.

And Bill can probably get a couple more goats. Throw in the wife, maybe that'll help drive the negotiations.

What about Gore's daughters? I seem to remember they are quite hot.

And Bill can probably get a couple more goats. Throw in the wife, maybe that'll help drive the negotiations.
Monica would be worth a few more goats. Hillary? I think if Bill throws her into the mix he'd have to pay the African guy 15 chickens to sweeten the deal.

Monica would be worth a few more goats. Hillary? I think if Bill throws her into the mix he'd have to pay the African guy 15 chickens to sweeten the deal.
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of "I'll give you my daughter and a cow." But the chickens may work too.

What's the livestock conversion rate anyway? How many goats are there in a cow? I need to know just in case I ever have to make change.

Monica would be worth a few more goats. Hillary? I think if Bill throws her into the mix he'd have to pay the African guy 15 chickens to sweeten the deal.

You had me dying of laughter here.

Monica would be worth a few more goats. Hillary? I think if Bill throws her into the mix he'd have to pay the African guy 15 chickens to sweeten the deal.

Dude... Monica WAS a goat.

Hey. Saddam's sons had pin-ups of the Bush twins, with pictures of their heads pasted on naked women's bodies.

I wonder how many cows and goats the Bush twins are worth? Being that they're alcoholic skanks, probably less than Chelsea.


President Bush's daughters are both hot. I dont know where you get "skanks" from.

Dude... Monica WAS a goat.


I think you mean "Monica was a bloat".

I think you mean "Monica was a bloat".

I think you mean "Monica was a bloke."

President Bush's daughters are both hot. I dont know where you get "skanks" from.
i'd think the fact they look like skanks gives it away.

i agree with the other guy, bigger breasts on the olsen twins..during full house