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What with my familly being away on holiday for a week and me being to lazy to change the milkman's order for one week I have to consume enough milk for three people by myself. I had realitively little yesterday so today I've consumed around 4 pints of the stuff, then I was sick. Milk made me ill? Does milk poisoning happen? If so then the people must be warned!!

I wrote a song about it, it is this song:

Skimmed milk, skimmed milk, like tasty water you float,
down my-yie throat.
Like Attilia-The-Fun,
Conquering the tounge,
you prevent the evil known as thirst,
but you turn out to be the worst (change to Minor scale on worst)

Da da dunnnnn, da da dunnnnnn,
I'm am the evil sickness of the stomache and bowel!
I will cause you much pain and make you howel!
Da da dunnnnn, da da dunnnnnn,
Milk Poisoning's thy nammmmmeeeeeeeeeeee!
Milk Poisoing's thy name.

Milk Poisoning baby!

Maybe you're just delirious or maybe the milkman pissed in the bottle.

Maybe you're just delirious or maybe the milkman pissed in the bottle.

That last suggestion's not gonna help my tummy settle. :D

Did you down them? Cos downing 4 pints of anything would probably make you sick. Kudos if you did, mind - me and my mates once had a milk drinking competition way back when - who could down 8 pints (a gallon) in the shortest time. Needless to say, no-one got close, and many were sick. :rolleyes:

Actually, I think it's possible. It's possible to drink too much water, as well. Too much of anything normally good for you is bad, so I'd lay off the milk for a while.

That last suggestion's not gonna help my tummy settle. :D
You never know, he could have had a grudge against you.

That last suggestion's not gonna help my tummy settle. :D
Coun't yourself lucky if he just pissed in the bottle. If he's mad enough to piss in a milk bottle, it could have been oh so much worse :eek:

What with my familly being away on holiday for a week and me being to lazy to change the milkman's order for one week I have to consume enough milk for three people by myself. I had realitively little yesterday so today I've consumed around 4 pints of the stuff, then I was sick. Milk made me ill? Does milk poisoning happen? If so then the people must be warned!!

I wrote a song about it, it is this song:

Skimmed milk, skimmed milk, like tasty water you float,
down my-yie throat.
Like Attilia-The-Fun,
Conquering the tounge,
you prevent the evil known as thirst,
but you turn out to be the worst (change to Minor scale on worst)

Da da dunnnnn, da da dunnnnnn,
I'm am the evil sickness of the stomache and bowel!
I will cause you much pain and make you howel!
Da da dunnnnn, da da dunnnnnn,
Milk Poisoning's thy nammmmmeeeeeeeeeeee!
Milk Poisoing's thy name.

Milk Poisoning baby!


Milk is heavy with calcium; and calcium is a good neutralizing agent for Hydrochloric Acid (HCL); which is what your stomach acid is composed of...

Neutralizing large amounts of stomach acid, will make you ill; as much as any other neutralizer (like Tums Anacid; also composed of hight concentrations of calcium).

I recommend you don't read one of Stephen Kings short stories about a milkman... :D

Anyways, could it have just been curtling?

Milk is heavy with calcium; and calcium is a good neutralizing agent for Hydrochloric Acid (HCL); which is what your stomach acid is composed of...

Neutralizing large amounts of stomach acid, will make you ill; as much as any other neutralizer (like Tums Anacid; also composed of hight concentrations of calcium).

So what you're saying is that I need to drink some acid to level things out.
Thanks, will be back in a jiffy.

[Noise of bottle opening]
*Glug glug*
Ahhhhhh!! It burns so much!!!

So what you're saying is that I need to drink some acid to level things out.
Thanks, will be back in a jiffy.

[Noise of bottle opening]
*Glug glug*
Ahhhhhh!! It burns so much!!!
NOOOOO, not that sort of acid!!!!
*Ties ProMonkians to a bed until the tentacles go away*
:D

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