NationStates Jolt Archive

This song has a message. It's a libertarian view of abortion. It's meant to inform.


Doctor:
I want to be an abortionist, and spread joy throughout the land
I want to be an abortionist and lend a helping hand
Some might call me evil, but I guarantee
As soon as that sperm hits them, they’ll be calling me

I want to be an abortionist and do what I must
I want to be an abortionist, who cares about all the fuss
People often hate me, I’m banned in many a state
But I do my job anyway, which makes them all irate

Priest:
You’re wicked man, sir, which I’m telling you
I wouldn’t even shake your hand, and I’m a fellow Jew
Who’s to say, that it’s okay to play around with life
The chaos you cause is the root of all civil strife

Activist:
I want you to be an abortionist, and end my pregnancy today
I want you to be an abortionist, but I want the state to pay

Doctor:
Excuse me miss, but that’s not right, giving others the bill
It’s not their job to pay for your actions, so just sit down and chill
I want to be an abortionist and spread happiness
But since it’s banned in many states that makes my job a mess

Group of Doctors:
We want to be abortionists, but people often curse us
We want to be abortionists, getting rid of fetus
We are only trying to help out here and everywhere
But every time SCTOUS says stop, it really is a scare

Doctor:
I want to be an abortionist, and spread joy throughout the land
I want to be an abortionist and lend a helping hand
Some might call me evil, but I guarantee
As soon as that sperm hits them, they’ll be calling me

Hmm, rhythm's a bit dodgy.

Hmm, rhythm's a bit dodgy.
Yeah, that's not my strong point.

<3 Universal healthcare.

This song has a message. It's a libertarian view of abortion. It's meant to inform.


Priest:
You’re wicked man, sir, which I’m telling you
I wouldn’t even shake your hand, and I’m a fellow Jew
Who’s to say, that it’s okay to play around with life
The chaos you cause is the root of all civil strife


Rabbi, the term for a Jewish temple service guy (like a priest is a Catholic Mass service guy), is a rabbi.

What is your stance on abortion anyway?

Rabbi, the term for a Jewish temple service guy (like a priest is a Catholic Mass service guy), is a rabbi.

What is your stance on abortion anyway?
I know it's a rabbi, but he's not a rabbi. He's just a Jew who wanted to be a priest.

I don't want to state my stance on abortion just yet.

bump?

I love it! Make one on gay marriage, too!

I expect you to put it to techno, somehow. :p

I love it! Make one on gay marriage, too!
Err, that'll be a little more difficult to write.

i cant possibly judge a song without the music attached.

where is the link to the MP3 of your garage band singing this??

i cant possibly judge a song without the music attached.

where is the link to the MP3 of your garage band singing this??
It's a gospel/techno/punk song, can't you tell?

It's a gospel/techno/punk song, can't you tell?
noooo i was stuck imaging the gay marriage song that you havent written yet. a queen-esque song with 2 choirs singing the 2 main opposing viewpoints

it was very distracting.

noooo i was stuck imaging the gay marriage song that you havent written yet. a queen-esque song with 2 choirs singing the 2 main opposing viewpoints

it was very distracting.
Give me some time and I'll have it written.

So... what would you think if I opened up Fruity Studio, grabbed my mic and gave it a go? :D

I wrote this piece of crap in a hurry.

The Gay Nazi Song

Well…
It has come to my attention, the social ills today
Racism, crime, and limitations on what you can say
I know who is to blame for each and everyone one
From poverty to war to taking away your gun

It wasn’t the church or state that lit this dangerous fuse
It was the Hebrew people, that we commonly call Jews

-Brief piano tune-

But fear not gentle Germans, for your saviors are here
There is no need to grieve, but it is a time to cheer
Who are you? you might ask, that will complete this task
Well, my fine fellows, we have will that cannot be hurt
We have strength, good charm, and fabulous brown shirts

Who are we?

-do do do do do-

We’re the gay Nazis and we are here to save the day!
We fight for you, against the Jew and make them pay

We’re better the straight ones, who have no class at all
They all were clothes that went out of fashion last fall
We’ll fight against the Jew and make frequent trips to the mall

We’ll round up every gypsy, Jew, and sub human
Well make this nation great as much as we can
We’ll do it all in style, that will blow your mind away
And we’re better than the rest because we’re so openly gay!

-do do do do do-

And all my faith in humanity goes plop...

Oh wait, I had no faith in humanity, carry on!

This song has a message. It's a libertarian view of abortion. It's meant to inform.

Hmm...It didn't really inform me, but it did strengthen my position against it.

Thanks, Kervoskia! :p

Hmm...It didn't really inform me, but it did strengthen my position against it.

Thanks, Kervoskia! :p
What can't I say, it's a gift.

99 women who have fetuses,
99 pregnant women.
Lift up her gown,
Take one down,
98 women who have fetuses...

I can imagine the music video...

I love it! Make one on gay marriage, too!

I'm not Gay but I'll try.

...
(Give it a rap beat going)
...
.(boom boom)
..
.
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We're in love with each other is that so wrong today
Just 'cause we're the same sex does it mean we can't say?
'I do, I do,' Just let us be.
All you're hatin and shouting.
All you anger and bitching.

What'd we do to you?

Who care's if you think that' we'll all be frying.
Its not right to stay alone until we're all dying.

Let love have a chance and let us have a say.
To prevent love, well damn that's just Gay.
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Thank you very much.

And all my faith in humanity goes plop...

Oh wait, I had no faith in humanity, carry on!
Had to be said again...