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My result:

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

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My result:

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Similar here...

30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic :D

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Another expatriate... 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic.

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic

i, too, am "The Expatriate"

i expect to see quite a few on the NS forums.

Yeah, it is a little harsh, hehe.

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

Expatriate, thank goodness... :D

Expatriate

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

I think that's fair. I am pretty blindly patriotic sometimes, but Im also very pro-democracy and anti... err... genocide.

I don't know about you, but I take solace from the fact that Germany was split in half, never to be reunited again.

Huh? Is this a very weak joke or a glaring error?

30, 31, 28

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Well, this test has a few glaring problems. For example:

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Ha! If I'd been in Germany in the 1930s, I'd have taken that Austrian corporal down! He'd be no match for my superior intellect and dazzling charisma! His jackbooted thugs would have left him in droves to serve me! The Reich would have been mine! And I wouldn't have wasted all those resources and manpower persecuting Jews either. That was just silly.

Too bad I'm Polish.
:p

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My result:

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


Der Resistance... I hope that means not a nazi

Apparently I'm Hilter himself. how amusing.

Another expatriate.

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

that's odd, considering i don't like national socialists.

Der Resistance... I hope that means not a naziNo, although it should be "Die Resistance"

No, although it should be "Die Resistance"
:p is anyone else NOT amused by the sheer irony of that? Sure it means something else in German...

:p is anyone else NOT amused by the sheer irony of that? Sure it means something else in German...Nah, its just that Resistance is female in German and would get the female article. "Der" denotes a male noun.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 95% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Yeay! An Expatriate!!!!

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

I've never seen a more biased quiz in my life.

Just becasue I'm patriotic does NOT mean I would've joined the damned Nazis.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

I think this test is pretty worthless. I can not see the correlations of most of the qustions that were asked and the results. i mean some of them they relate and others sort of .. but i guessit still confuses me. shrugs... perhaps I am too stupid to be brainwashed after all.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic

I've never seen a more biased quiz in my life.

Just becasue I'm patriotic does NOT mean I would've joined the damned Nazis.

No it is a rather good one, independant and critical thinkers are on the good side, uncritical, blind patriotic people believing in a strong authority and with biased opinions about the others (races, socialists, the left, etc.) are seen as believing in the Nazi values. i think it is a good test. Christian right Republicans will fall in the Nazi side while indepents or the centre and the left of the political spectrum will be in the expatriate or resistance side.

Nice test.

Uhhhhh........

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

That's...pretty high, no?

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 95% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 98% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 95% on patriotic

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

meh...

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

Umm?

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

No it is a rather good one, independant and critical thinkers are on the good side, uncritical, blind patriotic people believing in a strong authority and with biased opinions about the others (races, socialists, the left, etc.) are seen as believing in the Nazi values. i think it is a good test. Christian right Republicans will fall in the Nazi side while indepents or the centre and the left of the political spectrum will be in the expatriate or resistance side.

Nice test.

Yes, because the moral equivalency between the holocaust and Christians is so blatantly obvious... :rolleyes:

Yes, because the moral equivalency between the holocaust and Christians is so blatantly obvious... :rolleyes:
The point isn't that Christians were responsibe for the holocaust, but that the right wing is more often very patriotic, and therefore more willing to agree with those in power because it's for the "good of the nation".

Achtung! You are 77% brainwashworthy, 100% antitolerant, and 98% blindly patriotic.

Not really, I intentionally tried to get these results.

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Had I gotten Hitler it would have been quite a feat, being Polish-Jewish, heh.

Der Resistance

You are
38% brainwashworthy,
22% antitolerant
47% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)!

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

Whee! :p

30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance! You beleive in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the dark side.

Breakdown: Your blind patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy (I disagree), but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friend's oppressors.
Congratulations!


BTW, there's a screwed up trojan in my computer that tried to redirect every page of that quiz to various sex sites. Neither Norton or Avast! antivirus got rid of it.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 0% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.



Do I get the cool helmet? I plan on becoming a biker girl one day, and I'll need the helmet :D

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

You're evil

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

:D



ah-hah! now it's all making sense :p

Hah,

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance



Hmm, the position I consider most appropriate. Funny must not be many right-wing americans taking this test, I expect at least 1/3rd of them to find thier way into Die Resistance.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

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YAY for the resistance.

But the funny thing is I admire S.C.Bose and his Indian National Army which allied with the Germans during WWII.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

The SS Officer
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on crust of the Earth, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for Germany itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!

Conclusion: you are the creme of the Hitler Youth.


LOL!!
Me a nazi? ROFLMAO!!!
Thing is I'm asian

The point isn't that Christians were responsibe for the holocaust, but that the right wing is more often very patriotic, and therefore more willing to agree with those in power because it's for the "good of the nation".

True, but most right-wingers I know would take up arms against the Nazis. I know I sure as hell would've.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.


You scored higher than 40% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 92% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 98% on patriotic

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



no surprises there - my grandparents WERE born in Germany, my Grandfathers family split in the 30's and my Grandmothers family actively (and very carefully) worked against the Nazi regime in Berlin during the war (they also successfully hid the fact that my great grandfather was jewish) so I am not surprised by my result at all :)

I got Expatriate.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but
you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance
to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even
your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

You scored higher than 50% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 60% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 69% on patriotic

And Hay I am a Jew afterall...

OMG.. mine said

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.


Deutschland: Uber Alles!

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 90% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!



HAHA!!! Rock On.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
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What's so wrong about a Wiener Schnitzel?

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!


http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331412.jpg

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 96% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 76% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 94% on patriotic

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Whoops.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

Oh crap! Didn't know I was such a rotten bastard. Well [shrugs shoulders] I guess I should make the most of it....

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

That's good to know ahead of time, considering the current direction of politics in the US. I guess I'd better start caching small arms.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
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vive le resistance!

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!


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The Expatriate
You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic

and im not a nazi
the result i expected...seeing as im an anarchist and all

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

the result i expected...seeing as im an anarchist and all

You are a real anarchist? I refuse to believe that someone would acutely call himself a anarchist and actually knowing any thing about it.

btw do any think they would be like in the test? I know myself good enough to know that I would have served in the SS, and I would have been a most fanatic Nazi. Not that I am a nazi or any thing, but the army is the way for me and I admire strong leaders. So I would most likley done just what the test said.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 95% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

Damn right I would have fought, and died fighting Nazism - without regard for any Nazis' lives. Not in total war.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Greetings comrades!

30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance! You beleive in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the dark side.
I knew you would join us. :) :fluffle:

Yes, because the moral equivalency between the holocaust and Christians is so blatantly obvious... :rolleyes:
Are you trying to claim a conservative monopoly on Christianity?

He's saying that conservatives will more likely fall on the Nazi side, not because any conservatives actually hold Nazi beliefs, but because they have the propensity to succumb to that ideology given the right circumstances. For example, the typical conservatives' almost disturbing nationalism, limited tolerance for foreigners, gays and others, and willingness to follow government on security matters mean that they display a propensity to become Nazis.

Do I get the cool helmet? I plan on becoming a biker girl one day, and I'll need the helmet
I don't believe it! Hell's Angels!

http://members.cox.net/caoronzo/charitys%20biker%20girl.jpg

or

http://www.planet-hood.com/Updates/archives/LeiaBike2.JPG

?

wtf! it is all around 60% i am DER KOMMANDANT! man i am not that kind of person noooooooo....this all CIA's doing...

True, but most right-wingers I know would take up arms against the Nazis. I know I sure as hell would've.
Are you sure? Life in 1930s Germany was quite different to life in 21st century America. Also, we are looking at the Nazis through the 20/20 vision of retrospect. Remember that at the time it was not clear to all Germans how evil and destructive the Nazis were. This test is placing you in a time before the Holocaust and WWII actually took place.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

True, but most right-wingers I know would take up arms against the Nazis. I know I sure as hell would've.

You don't know your history kiddo, the Nazis are the right wing. Die hard republicans look verry like them. Ever studied the link between the Bushes and the Nazis (their warm friendships, business aso..)? It can be a start to understand something. Wont surprise you then that it are not the people of the centre or the left side that are linked to National Socialisme or the NSDAP, but right wingers (OK extremists like the republicans are now, I don't mean normal, thinking people like for example the centre right in real democracies).

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 14% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 0% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 10% on patriotic

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


Not bad. I'm very proud of my canadian nationality, and I tend to be an optimist... that might've brought up the score a bit. But a civilian is still okay in my books.


I can see most Bush supporters getting really high Nazi-like ratings on this or either lying to avoid them.

"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
-- Hermann Goering

Sweet! I'm an expatriate. No Nazi here.

I can see most Bush supporters getting really high Nazi-like ratings on this or either lying to avoid them.


You can be sure about that like the earth is round (altough those creationist will argue about that) :)

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Ha, You are 23% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. yeah You fuckers. i Really don't believe much ANYWAY, never mind the government

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 86% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly



HHMMMMMMMMMM............ At least they called me brilliant!?

You can be sure about that like the earth is round (altough those creationist will argue about that) :)Creationism lol. The fact that creation is still defended is certain parts of America is a testimony of the real live retards. The kind of people that vote for warmongers like Bush.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic.
Expatriate.

I can't help it if bad news makes me giddy. It's more interesting than hearing about celebrities or shark attacks or whatever shit the networks make up when there's no mass slaughter going on.

Is it just me, or does "antitolerant" sound Orwellian to anyone else? Like the PC version of 1984.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 6% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 71% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 64% on patriotic


Off course, I am not a extreme rightwing republican or his also extreme conservative warmonger friend in Israel neither the lookalike Iranian Mullah that also hates democracy (what a club). The resistance! BTW I think that it must be "Die" instead of "Der" Resistance in German (it is female).

Nice test :cool:

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 13% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 76% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 87% on patriotic

Huzzah! Of course, the fact that I'm only proud of being in a successful team if I approve of its work, or the small facts that I don't have any particular wish to exterminate en masse the people I loathe (even environmentalists and human rights obsessives) or burn books in the streets of Nuremburg are neither here nor there. Play the Königgrätzer at me enough, it seems, and I'd be a Nazi at the drop of a hat.

I don't know about you, but I take solace from the fact that Germany was split in half, never to be reunited again.


The person who this test has an Anti-German Bias a mile wide. The quote above is just one of many examples to prove it. THEY are about 100% Brainwashworthy, I'd say.

Yet Another Ex-Pat here.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/ArmiesoftheReich.jpg

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331412.jpg

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 84% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 92% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 95% on patriotic

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/HerrBert.jpg
....

Not many Hitlers here aye.... :( / :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/WINNIE2.jpg

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 47% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 12% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 22% on patriotic



interesting......

confusing, but interesting.

Another ex pat

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

"The Expatriate"

But I would have joined up in the Allies armed forces once I heard about what the Nazis were doing.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

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ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Very funny... ;-)


Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

Not many Hitlers here aye.... :( / :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/WINNIE2.jpg
Teehee that's quite funny... :D

I would've joined the resistence.

I kick ass.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

That Dumb Test Said I was Hitler Himself!

At least I like cake..... Yum.

Expatriate, 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Then again, some of the questions are pretty silly. I mean, I think there is a lot of propaganda in US schools, but it doesn't make me want to go out and kill Jewish people or handicapped people. It is very anti-German, and that the person is scornful of citizens who did nothing, should look at our presence in Iraq (or what we did in Vietnam or our noninvolment in stopping genocide in Sudan). Of course, its not as bad as the Holocaust, but hundreds of thousands of Iraqi/Vietnamese/Sudanese civilians are/were being killed. People in the US aren't doing that much to stop it. But I don't think that makes us all bad people. It's just the world being shitty. And you can't blame people now for stuff that happened 60 years ago. We just have to move on and try to keep things like this from happening again.

<snip>There's a difference in not preventing it somewhere else and not preventing it at home...

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 90% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 13% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 97% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 87% on patriotic

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

Ethnocentricity. Tsk tsk tsk. Wouldn't stand up to them, join them, or care about them.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

I agree. Totally :D .

Although I'd have scored lower on the intolerant if they hadn't included environmentalists.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

Actually, I would have either stood up or left.

Teehee that's quite funny... :D
*Blushes*-Wait hitler dosent Blush you fool he froths arrgh!
Thanks i made it myself. :D

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic





Oddly enough, I've been toying with the idea of leaving the States for the last five or six years. Just can't seem to raise enough money for it, though...

Ex-pat

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


Inaccurate. I would have packed up and left.

My result:

The Expatriate.

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil stuff was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 16% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 25% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 25% on patriotic

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I was not aware of this site. It has a lot of nice tests. Thanks VIA!

I'm on the resistance!!!!! woohooo
Although I'm more of a fight fuer with fuer

I got DER RESISTANCE:

30/18/52


Says I would fight the fuehrer with furor, also said that less than five percent end up in this group. Says if I was growing up in Germany in the 30's I would have taken up arms against the oppressors. Guess thats good for me, but would probably have ended up in a camp somewhere.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 71% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 73% on patriotic

Teehee that's quite funny... :D

I to think so, like all people that posted :fluffle: . But Katganistan seems not liking those tests in wich I saw no flaiming at all (seldom here on NS). Give those guys some power and they'll abuse it. Why? I don't know, must be something personal or perhaps because he hasn't brought the popular cupid tests in himself or maybe he just like the little bit of power he has in his life (given here)to close such a topic.(reading the NS regulation, I saw nothing that forbids this).
Well, he can close this one to now, like he did with the Roman one.(he forgot the first one) That kind of people are a good example of the intolerant.Anybody did something wrong to another one here in those tests? Poor thing. :( - Pauvre type-Arm jochie-

Also see:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=434616&page=1&pp=15

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Enough with all the copycat test/quizzes.

I don't know about you, but I take solace from the fact that Germany was split in half, never to be reunited again.

Pfft.....AHAHAHAH!

That is one of the funniest things ever!