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Haha, one day, when I'm President, I'm going to wear a kilt. It'll be great. I'll just walk around, just hanging out wherever I please, and no one would dare look at the President's balls anyway. And if it looks like I'm pulling a Bill Clinton scandal with my secretary, I'll just say she performed a duty to her nation by...erm...inspecting the first balls. :D


Dude, kilts would be great if we all just wore them.

Haha, one day, when I'm President, I'm going to wear a kilt. It'll be great. I'll just walk around, just hanging out wherever I please, and no one would dare look at the President's balls anyway. And if it looks like I'm pulling a Bill Clinton scandal with my secretary, I'll just say she performed a duty to her nation by...erm...inspecting the first balls. :D


Dude, kilts would be great if we all just wore them.

Yes, that would be the awesomest shit ever.

Actually I've mentioned to my friends and brother several times that if I could get away with wearing a kilt, a cape or a toga all the time, I so would. Unfortunately the stares might get to me. However on the plus side people might want to take pictures of/with me. Hmmm, pros and cons.

But come on! There are awesome garments out there! I mean a cape, how awesome would that be! It would add dramatic effect to everything. You gotta go somewhere quickly, you dash off, cape curling and flowing behind you. You turn around abrubtly, cape swirls. A toga is just awesome, freaking period. Kilts are I guess pretty breezy but still really cool looking and probably very comfortable to wear. Also you can't be better dressed to say "you can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!" than when wearing a cape.

Haha, one day, when I'm President, I'm going to wear a kilt. It'll be great. I'll just walk around, just hanging out wherever I please, and no one would dare look at the President's balls anyway. And if it looks like I'm pulling a Bill Clinton scandal with my secretary, I'll just say she performed a duty to her nation by...erm...inspecting the first balls. :D


Dude, kilts would be great if we all just wore them.
No you wouldnt the WASP's wouldnt allow it. :mad:

Ahh....I've ALWAYS wanted to wear a cape during my term in office!

How cool would that be to look like an evil overlord AND reciting the oath for office? :D

No you wouldnt the WASP's wouldnt allow it. :mad:
:eek: Ow...

Haha, one day, when I'm President, I'm going to wear a kilt. It'll be great. I'll just walk around, just hanging out wherever I please, and no one would dare look at the President's balls anyway. And if it looks like I'm pulling a Bill Clinton scandal with my secretary, I'll just say she performed a duty to her nation by...erm...inspecting the first balls. :D


Dude, kilts would be great if we all just wore them.
Firstlty, yes, yes I would.
Secondly, I got my US Visa by looking at Dubya's Balls!

Haha, one day, when I'm President, I'm going to wear a kilt. It'll be great. I'll just walk around, just hanging out wherever I please, and no one would dare look at the President's balls anyway. And if it looks like I'm pulling a Bill Clinton scandal with my secretary, I'll just say she performed a duty to her nation by...erm...inspecting the first balls. :D


Dude, kilts would be great if we all just wore them.


Will it be an extra short kilt?

Will it be an extra short kilt?
Its called a Mini-Skirt.....
Tartan Mini-skirt.
*Drools*

I think everyone should wear superhero suits. I got dibs of spideys. :p

Will it be an extra short kilt?
No I rather have an explicit tan-line from my months at swimming/waterpolo practice.

No you wouldnt the WASP's wouldnt allow it. :mad:
Would the WASPS allow the president to wear codpiece with metal spikes? If not, I ain't running.

I think everyone should wear superhero suits. I got dibs of spideys. :p
Great impression on the invading aliens as we look like one giant 6 year old Halloween party. ;)

Great impression on the invading aliens as we look like one giant 6 year old Halloween party. ;)

They'll find us stupid and kill us off swift and painlessly.

If I were president, I would wear black armor every time I had to make a public appearance--- including swearing in and such. It would be nice and insulated and cooled down--- none of that hot medieval shit. And I'd wear a cape too. A black one with red inner trimming.

I'd look like Satan incarnate. I'd have an assistant carry a sword... THAT IS ALSO A GUN... around so I can heft it against my enemies if/when the time is right. I'd get the goth and fantasy nerd vote, too.

Would the WASPS allow the president to wear codpiece with metal spikes? If not, I ain't running.
WASP's are a bunch of Codpieces! :gundge:

If I were president, I would wear black armor every time I had to make a public appearance--- including swearing in and such. It would be nice and insulated and cooled down--- none of that hot medieval shit. And I'd wear a cape too. A black one with red inner trimming.

I'd look like Satan incarnate. I'd have an assistant carry a sword... THAT IS ALSO A GUN... around so I can heft it against my enemies if/when the time is right. I'd get the goth and fantasy nerd vote, too. That's exactly what I want to wear! You'd get my vote… unless I've already taken over the place from my dark castle :) .

I'd have dark red and black armour, Chaos Space Marine stylie (yep, geek alert!), with gigantic shoulder pads and a great big cape… I'd also either shave my head, or look like Rasputin. Since I'm a little fella, though, I'd have to make the suit of armour an electrically-powered one that lifts its own weight. I'd carry those amazing Necromonger pickaxe things.

Over all that, a kilt would look rather stupid really.

If I were president, I'd wear a toga, with nothing under it. All night orgies, drinking, and a huge bathhouse (heterosexual for me) in the Golden Citadel (screw that dumbass White House) with a net cost of US $500,000,000,000+. Gladiator fights in the bottom of it in the private coliseum, and a huge temple to Pan, Bacchus, and Jupiter on the top.

Actually I've mentioned to my friends and brother several times that if I could get away with wearing a kilt, a cape or a toga all the time, I so would. Unfortunately the stares might get to me. However on the plus side people might want to take pictures of/with me. Hmmm, pros and cons.
ya. i've often considered getting rid of all of my clothing and just fixing up a deerskin toga thingy. like one of the mahayana buddhist togas in laos.

Kilts are cool :p

I wear one to the Scottish music festival 'T in the park' every year..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v344/camdean2204/Tinthepark2004.jpg

Thats me 2 years ago ( yes I have a bath robe on as well ! ) getting wrecked at my favourite thing I do .. PARTY !! :D