NationStates Jolt Archive


The Baldheads of Nationstates - Fighting Follicular Prejudice Since 5 Minutes Ago

President Shrub
26-07-2005, 06:00
We, the baldheads of Nationstates, find prejudice deplorable. So, while some of us are naturally bald, many of us have shaved our heads, symbolic of our fight against racism, bigotry, and violence.

We look towards a day when people are judged, not by the color of their hair, but by the content of their posts. And we will work towards the advancement of Colored-hair people.

If you'd like to join the baldheads of Nationstates, simply say so here, then shave a part of your body you don't normally shave, preferably your head.

Also, if you're a woman and are.. ahem.. well.. Ah. Hmm. Well.. Yes. If you're a.. well.. Um.. JUST SEND THE PICS to our admistration's office at:
muhfugga@gmail.com
(no naked dudes, plz)

Thanks. And God bless you all.
Colodia
26-07-2005, 06:03
Haha! BALDIES!
Mole Patrol
26-07-2005, 06:08
We, the baldheads of Nationstates, find prejudice deplorable. So, while some of us are naturally bald, many of us have shaved our heads, symbolic of our fight against racism, bigotry, and violence.

I thought people shaved their heads in support of racism, bigotry, and violence???
Druidville
26-07-2005, 06:13
I thought people shaved their heads in support of racism, bigotry, and violence???

If you're being serious, it's also done in support of chemotherapy patients, especally young ones, who feel very obvious in a crowd of their peers. Kind of a solidarity thing.
President Shrub
26-07-2005, 06:15
If you're being serious, it's also done in support of chemotherapy patients, especally young ones, who feel very obvious in a crowd of their peers. Kind of a solidarity thing.
Not to mention, baldness is sexy.

And there's no need to toussle it or style it in any way, because it already comes in a nice, convenient "male pattern."
Harlesburg
26-07-2005, 06:18
I thought people shaved their heads in support of racism, bigotry, and violence???
*Massages Dome*

*Laughs at thread* :p
President Shrub
26-07-2005, 06:19
*Massages Dome*

*Laughs at thread* :p
And it's lucky too!

*purr*
Mole Patrol
26-07-2005, 06:23
And it's lucky too!

*purr*
We'll I guess if you go bald, the universe owes you some good luck.