NationStates Jolt Archive


Arise black-haired people!

Colodia
26-07-2005, 05:15
Surely us with black hair vastly outnumber the blondies and the brownies (haha :D)

We have the Asians
We have the Hispanics
We have the Africans
We have the Indians


And we don't know the meaning of birth-control! ;)
Gambloshia
26-07-2005, 05:16
whoo!!
Neo Rogolia
26-07-2005, 05:17
Surely us with black hair vastly outnumber the blondies and the brownies (haha :D)

We have the Asians
We have the Hispanics
We have the Africans
We have the Indians


And we don't know the meaning of birth-control! ;)



Did you know that black hair isn't truly black? It's just such a dark shade of brown that it appears black. So I guess that forces you blackies to be with us brownies :D
Gambloshia
26-07-2005, 05:18
Wait...can this black hair be 'big boy hair'?
Colodia
26-07-2005, 05:19
Did you know that black hair isn't truly black? It's just such a dark shade of brown that it appears black. So I guess that forces you blackies to be with us brownies :D
Nay, it is you brownies that originally had black hair.

But you guys swim too fucking much. We TOLD you the chlorine would bite you back!
Colodia
26-07-2005, 05:20
Wait...can this black hair be 'big boy hair'?
It can be if you cut it out and tape it on your head! :P
Gambloshia
26-07-2005, 05:21
It can be if you cut it out and tape it on your head! :P

I don't have to, but I'll pay someone who does...
Constitutionals
26-07-2005, 05:37
Surely us with black hair vastly outnumber the blondies and the brownies (haha :D)

We have the Asians
We have the Hispanics
We have the Africans
We have the Indians


And we don't know the meaning of birth-control! ;)


You know, his hair isn't really black. It's blond. We need to have a witchhunt to eliminate these deviant "blonds" from among us! I call being the one who makes up Biblical excuses for why this is ok.
Colodia
26-07-2005, 05:40
You know, his hair isn't really black. It's blond. We need to have a witchhunt to eliminate these deviant "blonds" from among us! I call being the one who makes up Biblical excuses for why this is ok.
I call position of Führer!
Constitutionals
26-07-2005, 05:41
I call position of Führer!


All right, but remember, you're my puppet.
Colodia
26-07-2005, 05:43
All right, but remember, you're my puppet.
So long as you remain MY puppet.
Constitutionals
26-07-2005, 05:45
So long as you remain MY puppet.


Wow there... what's with all this TALK?


I thought we were all acting irrationaly with no thought of the consequences...

KILL BLOND PEOPLE!!!
The Great Sixth Reich
26-07-2005, 05:48
Nein! Blondes rule, even though I'm not blonde. ;)
Dmytri
26-07-2005, 05:50
I have Asian friends who are so fascinated by their blond-headed friends. They said 'Wow, it's so beautiful to have a golden hair!'. It's kind of funny that in Asia, almost everyone have black hair and in America and Europe, there's red, brown, dark-brown, blond, dark-blond, dirty-blond hair, etc.
SriYam
26-07-2005, 06:01
:confused: This reminds me of an old one. Don't mean to start a flame war by putting it up here, but am sure you all would have heard this one before. Apparently written by "African Shakespeare", whoever that is

Dear white fella, A couple of things you should know:
When I born, I am black
When I grow up, I am black
When I go in sun, I am black
When I cold, I am black
When I scared, I am black
When I sick, I am black
And when I die, I am still black.

You white fella,
When you born, you are pink
When you grow up, you are white
When you go in sun, you are red
When you cold, you are blue
When you scared, you are yellow
When you sick, you are green
And when you die, you are grey.
And you call me colored?
:confused: :confused: :confused:
Colodia
26-07-2005, 06:05
Heheheh...cute.

*smacks head* "CUTE, Colodia?"
Gambloshia
26-07-2005, 06:06
Heheheh...cute.

*smacks head* "CUTE, Colodia?"

Haha, you said cute. Neener neener neenie!
The Lightning Star
26-07-2005, 06:07
Brown hair=best.

Yay for me!
Hogsweat
26-07-2005, 06:13
That ryhme fucking kicks ass. And now, it's time for you all to make a decision; Brown, or black? (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/ComradeMatt/Me/Me003.jpg)
New Foxxinnia
26-07-2005, 07:22
I'm a very bright blond. But there's a chance my hair will mysteriously turn black in my early twenties.
Vimeria
26-07-2005, 08:33
Surely us with black hair vastly outnumber the blondies and the brownies (haha :D)

Oh no doubt about that, but that just helps us blondies get all the chicks. It pays off to be exotic you know.
Potaria
26-07-2005, 08:52
*is a natural blonde*

Nyah!
The Czardaian envoy
26-07-2005, 09:46
Really long and hard to untangle black hair at the moment, which will become really short and easy to untangle black hair as soon as I get a decent haircut. :p

Black rules! *high-fives Colodia*
Colodia
26-07-2005, 17:18
Really long and hard to untangle black hair at the moment, which will become really short and easy to untangle black hair as soon as I get a decent haircut. :p

Black rules! *high-fives Colodia*
What's with this envoy thing? Forumbanned? DEATed?
Israelities et Buddist
26-07-2005, 17:31
Hmm... I believe you forgot middle-eastern on your list of black hair. Believe it or not India does not include the Middle-East. *watches enthusiastically as Colodia's vision of the world collapses around him* Its official my hair is now black since I decided that my hair is way to dark of brown for anyone to know the difference. Hmm.. Did you include Native Americans on your list?
Colodia
26-07-2005, 17:32
Hmm... I believe you forgot middle-eastern on your list of black hair. Believe it or not India does not include the Middle-East. Its official my hair is now black since I decided that my hair is way to dark of brown for anyone to know the difference. Hmm.. Did you include Native Americans on your list?
*needs to figure out a way to get out of this while still looking dignified*

I...erm...am...rac-*smacks head* "Colodia your not a racist you bloody idiot"

No no no....I'm....

....THEY DON'T EXIST!
Israelities et Buddist
26-07-2005, 17:34
*needs to figure out a way to get out of this while still looking dignified*

I...erm...am...rac-*smacks head* "Colodia your not a racist you bloody idiot"

No no no....I'm....

....THEY DON'T EXIST!
Hmm have you thought of applying for Bushie boys administration?
Colodia
26-07-2005, 17:39
Hmm have you thought of applying for Bushie boys administration?
Oh no, I'm already a member of the Bush Youth
Frangland
26-07-2005, 17:41
Someone has to represent the my-hair-was-blond-but-now-it's-dishwater-blond-or-sandy-brown-but-still-gets-blond-highlights-in-the-summer crowd.

I am that person. I gladly carry the scepter.
Israelities et Buddist
26-07-2005, 17:45
Oh no, I'm already a member of the Bush Youth
Hmm... So lets test you.... Why arent there Middle-Masterns or Native Americans? Or more so... why dont they exsist...Huh? HUH?
Colodia
26-07-2005, 17:48
Hmm... So lets test you.... Why arent there Middle-Masterns or Native Americans? Or more so... why dont they exsist...Huh? HUH?
My answer?

Why SHOULD they exist?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cackles and cakes*
Israelities et Buddist
26-07-2005, 17:59
My answer?

Why SHOULD they exist?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cackles and cakes*

Your even starting to sound like him with your "crackles and cakes"

Maybe because we are all around you!! MWAHAHAHAHA yourself.
Mharke
26-07-2005, 18:04
I'M BLACK(haired) AND I'M PROUD!!! WOOOO!!!!