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here is your laugh of the day.
Without further ado: If ww2 was a pc strategy game



*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
deGaulle: hey guys no rushing k?
Hitler[AoE]: yeah w/e, hey cool i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0J0: loloololololololololol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed i said no rush
deGaulle: some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
Churchill: this map sucks not enough resources on my island
Churchill: who picked this n00b map?
benny-tow: hey! u fags know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
Churchill: w/e
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Eisenhower: i thought emperorHH was Japan?
T0J0: he's letting me play for him
Eisenhower: you can't play his team assh0le
Eisenhower: you have the same IP
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna go pwn the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: hey you never clicked to break alliance!
Roosevelt: cheap
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america cheats, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Hitler[AoE]: im gonna report you
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshole! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an ass
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh
benny-tow: u suck
benny-tow: oh
benny-tow: help
Hitler[AoE]: o man ur fokked
benny-tow: help
Hitler[AoE]: i'm coming
paTTon: 2 late 4 u haha
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Eisenhower: pwned
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: not fair i have crappy teammates
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got enuff ships lololol
T0J0: you can't invade my huge army
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: phone call. fock this im goin afk so don't attack me
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
paTTon: i'm back
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
paTTon: u don't be gay
paTTon: oh wait u already are
Stalin: gimme nukes you bastarrds
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy **** holy**** holy****!
T0J0: superweapons are for n00bs !@#$()*@
T0J0: i thought we turned them off
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
T0J0: rematch
benny-tow: yeah no cheater usa this time
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: f u all
Stalin: [censored]
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
paTTon: suck it
Stalin: lmao
paTTon: up yours
paTTon: you start with huge army but your tactics suck
paTTon: so stfu and leave
Stalin: you suck HAHAHA last word!
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o !
*paTTon has left the game.*

Eerily close to the real WW2....

Eerily close to the real WW2....

thank you. Its what I was aiming for.

Well since you didn't even write it, I doubt that is what YOU were aiming for, its what the writer was aiming for.

Even though I have seen this before, I crack up everytime I read it!

While it IS funny, this is starting to get weird because it's the 3rd or 4th repost this week.

Colodia echoes what I was thinking when I saw the title name. In my signature is the original thread. I'd advise taking this down, it's a blatant copy. Just bump up the original thread if you find it funny, don't copy other people's posts.

Colodia echoes what I was thinking when I saw the title name. In my signature is the original thread. I'd advise taking this down, it's a blatant copy. Just bump up the original thread if you find it funny, don't copy other people's posts.

Dude, give him a break, he's new. He probably didn't know.

See Hearts of Iron I and Hearts of Iron II

"What the hell do you mean "cowardly blacks?" They died on your side, didn't they? And who the hell do you think is coming to wipe out your little command? The Grenadier Guards?"

See Hearts of Iron I and Hearts of Iron II

"What the hell do you mean "cowardly blacks?" They died on your side, didn't they? And who the hell do you think is coming to wipe out your little command? The Grenadier Guards?"

If only I didn't have a Intel gamecard (yea, I know), HOI2 would work so much better. Damn Days take as long as months do in Vic in HOI2 for me.

That. Was. Freaking. Funny!