NationStates Jolt Archive

I thought this wouldn't be a nice idea. This society is only for those who share a unqiue insanity, like that if Lunatic Goofballs, Colodia, Jesus, Czardas, and many many others. If you want to joi, fill out the application below:

Name:
Real Name:
Your name for real, god damn it:
Pseudonyms:
Talents:
Do the voices talk to you:
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?
Pie:
Are the walls moving in on you?:

Name: Tom
Real Name: Matt
Your name for real, god damn it: Never!!!
Pseudonyms: Darth Loser
Talents: I'm a lefty, and that makes for a kinky masturbation session ;)
Do the voices talk to you: Too many voices to count
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? They tell me that it's my destiny to be the great white ninja, although I'm hispanic. They call themselves 'Remote'
Pie: Delicious!
Are the walls moving in on you?: That's not funny, I'm claustrophobic.

Name: Tom
Real Name: Matt
Your name for real, god damn it: Never!!!
Pseudonyms: Darth Loser
Talents: I'm a lefty, and that makes for a kinky masturbation session ;)
Do the voices talk to you: Too many voices to count
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? They tell me that it's my destiny to be the great white ninja, although I'm hispanic. They call themselves 'Remote'
Pie: Delicious!
Are the walls moving in on you?: That's not funny, I'm claustrophobic.
Welcome to the NS Asylum Society. You may now post that in your sig or not, I'll let the voices decide.

Welcome to the NS Asylum Society. You may now post that in your sig or not, I'll let the voices decide.

They tell me to post it with 'sexes me up', so I'll go with that.

Name: Undelia
Real Name: Palpatine
Your name for real, god damn it: Darth Sidious
Pseudonyms: Emperor of the Galactic Empire
Talents: Force Lighting, Taking over the Galaxy, overthrowing democracy
Do the voices talk to you: yes
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? The Dark Side tells me to embrace my anger
Pie: Never heard of it
Are the walls moving in on you?: No, soon the pitiful rebellion will be crushed
I am a loser.
:D :D :D :p

Name:Jon
Real Name:okay, Seth
Your name for real, god damn it: I'm sorry you simply can't handle the truth
Pseudonyms: They call me tater salad
Talents:I actually don't have internet access. My mind functions as a wireless internet router and thus I can access the internet in my mind. Look, no hands
Do the voices talk to you:well I'm replying to you, aren't I?
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? usually random political shit. And I believe one of them is the guy who played Captain Pike for the first episode of Star Trek.
Pie: 37.
Are the walls moving in on you?:Well I had my manhattan apartment made into an exact replica of the garbage compactor from Star Wars episode IV. You figure it out.

Name: Colodia
Real Name: MWAHAHAHAHAHA-
Your name for real, god damn it: -HAHAHAHA...k fine Kevin!
Pseudonyms: Gesundheit
Talents: My left testicle can break bricks!
Do the voices talk to you: Yes, and we hang out at Starbucks quite often
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: Oh we talk about a lot of things. The weather, politics, economics...all the sort. The deep voice is really itching to get into politics himself, him and I are planning on launching his new campaign for Mayor next year. He's really well qualified for the job. M.D. and everything!
Pie: NOOoooooo *orgasms* Goddammit! Not again! *finds some tissue*
Are the walls moving in on you?: Yes, they are wanting directions to Albertsons. Bless their hearts, off to buy flowers for their mother at the hospital.

Name: Colodia
Real Name: MWAHAHAHAHAHA-
Your name for real, god damn it: -HAHAHAHA...k fine Kevin!
Pseudonyms: Gesundheit
Talents: My left testicle can break bricks!
Do the voices talk to you: Yes, and we hang out at Starbucks quite often
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: Oh we talk about a lot of things. The weather, politics, economics...all the sort. The deep voice is really itching to get into politics himself, him and I are planning on launching his new campaign for Mayor next year. He's really well qualified for the job. M.D. and everything!
Pie: NOOoooooo *orgasms* Goddammit! Not again! *finds some tissue*
Are the walls moving in on you?: Yes, they are wanting directions to Albertsons. Bless their hearts, off to buy flowers for their mother at the hospital.

:p


You and I are the basically the same, except you're funnier, smarter, cooler, older, wittier....

:p


You and I are the basically the same, except you're funnier, smarter, cooler, older, wittier....
Faster, thinner, stronger....better than ever before!

Though I'm 15. Doubt I'M older. ;)

Faster, thinner, stronger....better than ever before!

Though I'm 15. Doubt I'M older. ;)
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Yes, but these days all the 13 year olds I come across the internet are really in their 40's and are looking for cyber sex. :eek:

So we may never REALLY know...

Name:Lord-General Drache
Real Name:God
Your name for real, god damn it:God, Atum..Various civilizations, various names.
Pseudonyms: I have 25 nicknames. And you think I'll tell you? Besides...I know they're after me.
Talents: I have the ability to traumatize anyone, also, I'm immune to Goatse. Really. That should qualify me for insanity right there.
Do the voices talk to you: No, I had to kill them off and eat the fine flesh, though I did preserve the skins to make furniture with!
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? Not much after I digested them. *sighs*It's been so quiet, lately.
Pie: *strokes the pie*Yes, my child, you are beautiful..
Are the walls moving in on you?: No, but the floor smells like purple.

Good, good, good. *implodes* Damn it, not again.

Colodia, Undelia, Kroisistan, and Lord-General Drache you are hereby official members of the NS Asylum Society. Our motto, thanks to senior member Gambloshia, is in the sig.
Long may Pi the Great Rule!

Yes, but these days all the 13 year olds I come across the internet are really in their 40's and are looking for cyber sex. :eek:

So we may never REALLY know...


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/Hobbesdude0/shadestongue.jpg


That face is definitely 40. You were right about the cyber-sex though. :eek:

Good, good, good. *implodes* Damn it, not again.

Colodia, Undelia, Kroisistan, and Lord-General Drache you are hereby official members of the NS Asylum Society. Our motto, thanks to senior member Gambloshia, is in the sig.
Long may Pi the Great Rule!

I knew I was a shoo-in. Pi, you say..? Why, I shall soon put that treacherous creature in its place...Soon, soon..

Name: indirect dictator of yupaenu(noone knows i'm really the dictator, mwuhuhahaha! they all think they have puny elections and such, but no!)
Real Name: steve(my american friends call me that, and my yopenyen friends when they're speaking english) or mono(my spanish friends call me that, and also my yopenyen friends when they're speaking spanish, jajaja!)
Your name for real, god damn it: onipr
Pseudonyms: ongokur
Talents: um...
Do the voices talk to you: which one of them are you talking about? there's a whole bunch.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? yes, me1, me2, me4 and albert.
Pie: yes.
Are the walls moving in on you?: walls? no, i'm afraid of them.

Good, good, good. *implodes* Damn it, not again.

Colodia, Undelia, Kroisistan, and Lord-General Drache you are hereby official members of the NS Asylum Society. Our motto, thanks to senior member Gambloshia, is in the sig.
Long may Pi the Great Rule!

WHOO! I made the motto!

Good, good, good. *implodes* Damn it, not again.

Colodia, Undelia, Kroisistan, and Lord-General Drache you are hereby official members of the NS Asylum Society. Our motto, thanks to senior member Gambloshia, is in the sig.
Long may Pi the Great Rule!
Be happy ALL of you imploded, and not just your ass. ;)

That face is [I]definitely 40. You were right about the cyber-sex though. :eek:
Haha, I can see your monitor in your Boeing 747 tinted windows!

And you lucky arse, I still have MY braces!

Haha, I can see your monitor in your Boeing 747 tinted windows!

And you lucky arse, I still have MY braces!

I'm not lucky, they're coming back on. Stupid bastards, can't get it right the first time. :headbang:

I knew I was a shoo-in. Pi, you say..? Why, I shall soon put that treacherous creature in its place...Soon, soon..
Pi is the almight God of plastic and plastic products.

Welcome to the Society, only the illogical may enter.

I'm not lucky, they're coming back on. Stupid bastards, can't get it right the first time. :headbang:
AHAHAHAHA!

I hate that mouth-stretcher thingie...


*shoots virtual self and dies in the cyber world so his real body can go watch The Daily Show*

I'm not lucky, they're coming back on. Stupid bastards, can't get it right the first time. :headbang:

That sucks to an exorbident degree man. I had braces for five freaking years, but at least they never tried to put them back on me.

AHAHAHAHA!

I hate that mouth-stretcher thingie...


*shoots virtual self and dies in the cyber world so his real body can go watch The Daily Show*

That thing fucking sucks! Thanks for reminding my about the Daily Show *throws cookie at Colodia's corpse*

Be happy ALL of you imploded, and not just your ass. ;)
Good point.

Welcome to the Society Yupaenu.

Name: Mud Boy
Real Name: Captain Owie
Your name for real, god damn it: Rick
Pseudonyms: Goofball Turbo 2000
Talents: Making people laugh. Usually at someone else.
Do the voices talk to you: Sometimes they just hum.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: They are the disembodied spirits of the lost Gods of Wackiness. They tell me the secret path to immortality through random acts of wackiness.
Pie: Good for eating. Great for throwing.
Are the walls moving in on you?: They dance. I often dance with them. Often it's a sensual erotic dance. :)

Name: Mud Boy
Real Name: Captain Owie
Your name for real, god damn it: Rick
Pseudonyms: Goofball Turbo 2000
Talents: Making people laugh. Usually at someone else.
Do the voices talk to you: SOmetimes they just hum.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: They are the disembodied spirits of the lost Gods of Wackiness.
Pie: Good for eating. Great for throwing.
Are the walls moving in on you?: They dance. I often dance with them. Often it's a sensual erotic dance. :)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lunatic isn't your first name and Goofballs isn't your last, in real life? Holy shit, my world is turned upside down. wtf.

A sensual erotic dance, eh? I think you should teach classes.

Name: Mud Boy
Real Name: Captain Owie
Your name for real, god damn it: Rick
Pseudonyms: Goofball Turbo 2000
Talents: Making people laugh. Usually at someone else.
Do the voices talk to you: SOmetimes they just hum.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: They are the disembodied spirits of the lost Gods of Wackiness.
Pie: Good for eating. Great for throwing.
Are the walls moving in on you?: They dance. I often dance with them. Often it's a sensual erotic dance. :)
Lol, welcome to the Society. By the way, the Poster Wards 2nd Ed. is up and you have been nominated for a number of categories.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lunatic isn't your first name and Goofballs isn't your last, in real life? Holy shit, my world is turned upside down. wtf.


Learn something new every day, eh? That is simply my nation's name: The Soft and Gooey World of Lunatic Goofballs.

I am a singular being. A goofball. Also, I am THE Goofball. :)

Lol, welcome to the Society. By the way, the Poster Wards 2nd Ed. is up and you have been nominated for a number of categories.

Yes, I noticed. It's quite flattering. :)

Learn something new every day, eh? That is simply my nation's name: The Soft and Gooey World of Lunatic Goofballs.

I am a singular being. A goofball. Also, I am THE Goofball. :)
Well, it could've been taken from the Irish tradition.."Lunatic o'Goofballs".
Also, you've a TG from me.

Well, it could've been taken from the Irish tradition.."Lunatic o'Goofballs".
Also, you've a TG from me.

Indeed.

Um... http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=428073&highlight=Vader

*grins sheepishly*

Indeed.

Um... http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=428073&highlight=Vader

*grins sheepishly*

Hehe..Exactly why I thought of you. I saw that, and I was like "Omfg *falls over laughing*...I wonder if that's him."

Name: The Amazing Rando!
Real Name: The Minister of Discipline.
Your name for real, god damn it: Oh, fine. Matt.
Pseudonyms: Space Cowboy, Hobocop, Master.
Talents: Making fart noises with eye socket, changing transformers from robot to vehicle and back in record speed, making awesome pizza.
Do the voices talk to you: Only when they need to borrow a towel.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: They tell me they would like to borrow a towel. They are entities in need of a towel.
Pie: Hammer.
Are the walls moving in on you?: I surround the walls. I move in on them.

Name: Mr. Misanthrope
Real Name: Mr. B (for Bastard) Misanthrope
Your name for real, god damn it: He already did, so I had to change it - but it could have been "Wonko the Sane"
Pseudonyms: Ron Post
Talents: Death, Destruction and Internet Research
Do the voices talk to you: Which ones? The one's I've killed or the ones I've let live?
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: They tell me to continue to fight the fight for Rationality, Personal Safety and Freedom... but that's why I killed them in the first place...
Pie: R^2
Are the walls moving in on you?: They move outward, crushing everything in their path. As they expand to destroy the unworthy, the space outsise the Asylum grows....

You are all hereby members of the Society.

Name: Pablo
Real Name: Sven
Your name for real, god damn it: Lucifer
Pseudonyms: Satan, Beelzebub, etc.
Talents: stealing souls, laughing
Do the voices talk to you: all the friggin time
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? They are Martians, they tell me which movies are going to be good.
Pie: Pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie!
Are the walls moving in on you?: Not right now.

You are all hereby members of the Society.
Oh yeah? Then why am I outside the Asylum while the walls move outward to crush everyone else?

HMMMMMM?!?

Maybe someday the Angels will visit you on their motor scooters, but I doubt it...

Nee!

Ithicky Ithicky Ptang Zwooop-boing mnarngle!

Name: The Sadistic Skinhead
Real Name: Memnoch
Your name for real, god damn it: Adam
Pseudonyms: Satan
Talents: Anarchy, Bombs, Death and having the coldest hands on record
Do the voices talk to you: yeah
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? they tell me to kill, KILL, KILL!!!!!!!!
Pie: whatcha havin?
Are the walls moving in on you?: quiet slowly

Name: The Sadistic Skinhead
Real Name: Memnoch
Your name for real, god damn it: Adam
Pseudonyms: Satan
Talents: Anarchy, Bombs, Death and having the coldest hands on record
Do the voices talk to you: yeah
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? they tell me to kill, KILL, KILL!!!!!!!!
Pie: whatcha havin?
Are the walls moving in on you?: quiet slowly

Wrong thread, click the link in my sig.

Name: Zwange
Real Name: Slappy the mule
Your name for real, god damn it: Heh, mule XD
Pseudonyms: Your mum.
Talents: I can do anything, I just don't want to.
Do the voices talk to you: Voices? What voices? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: Oh they are my good friends George and Penelope, we like to discuss world politics over a pot of tea.
Pie: His name is joe :)
Are the walls moving in on you?: I wish. They keep moving further and further away from me, they keep complaining about the smell. :(

Name: Czardas
Real Name: JHVH
Your name for real, god damn it: Master Yon-Darth Taveïs, Ruler of the Multiverse, Heir to the Crown of Keldar, Supreme Emperor of the Yssians, The Dark Master, Sovereign of the Imperium.... do I really need to go on? ;)
Pseudonyms: Teh_Cz4r, Jaybird, Stardust (damn you Harlesburg!)
Talents: Flaming, spamming, or both
Do the voices talk to you: What did you say?
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: They tell me they're all NS posters and they all take turns logging in as Colodia.
Pie: Chocolate raspberry lemon soufflé pear orange avocado tart. Mmmmm!
Are the walls moving in on you?: No, they got sick of me and moved out

Name: Nightfox
Real Name: Sanctaphrax
Your name for real, god damn it: I don't know, I've spent so long on the internet I've forgotten it!
Pseudonyms: Well, it might be "sod off Sanct". When I was going to play in the gutter with the other snipes, I'd say "my names Sanct" and they'd say "yes we know, sod off Sanct".
Talents: None! I'm completely sane! I don't belong here! compulsive lying;)
Do the voices talk to you: *looks around nervously* What voices? There are no voices.

.....

Ok I'm sorry! Yes you exist you exist owowowow! Won't forget again, sorry!
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? They let their fists do the talking. OWOWOWOW! Judging by the punches, some sort of boxer. YOWCH! NO! Not the four legged kind with a tail, the people who punch for a living! I apologise master for the misunderstanding, totally my fault!
Pie: He says yes please.
Are the walls moving in on you?: Nah, they did but I beat them, I moved outside. Now the walls from the neighbouring houses are moving outwards to meet each other and I'm in the middle.

Name: Praeco Noctis Arkheoth
Real Name: Praeco Noctis Arkheoth:
Your name for real, god damn it: Fine, Andrak Selos
Pseudonyms: See above. :rolleyes:
Talents: Firebrand oratory… I think…
Do the voices talk to you: Klael!
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: They yell up the stairs and tell me to get off the internet
Pie: Dreamt about pie last night… no, seriously!
Are the walls moving in on you?: Don't talk to me about walls.

Name: Chicken pi
Real Name: Daniel
Your name for real, god damn it: *sigh* Rupert the Happy Little NSer
Pseudonyms: Plucky
Talents: Er...my toes are doublejointed...nothing else springs to mind.
Do the voices talk to you: They serenade me.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: They don't tell me anything of great significance. They just sing mildly irritating pop songs.
Pie: Evidently.
Are the walls moving in on you?: No, the friendly woodland creatures are holding them back.

Name: Unnamed or unmanned - I'm not sure.
Real Name: Who's Real Name?
Your name for real, god damn it: Whoa! Don't use God to force YOUR own "reality" definition! So what? Are you gonna say that those gnomes aren't real? They are more real than you and I! 'Nuff said!
Pseudonyms: Eaten by Mushrooms, Shaman Krasmaker, Superme Elect Kras.
Talents: flying, magic, seeing true things that no one else notice...
Do the voices talk to you: it depends on gnomes' mood.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? Spirits, gnomes, mushrooms, trees, rocks, Holy Spirit, Pies... all kind of stuff. But I start to feel unsettling when whole universe is watching me... Hey! It's not funny when you are making sex in a private room...
Pie: smiling cherries! Ok, I admit it - sometimes moon...
Are the walls moving in on you?: nah, that's rare... more often, they breath, turn into faces or breed mushrooms and gnomes. Sometimes they disapear, and sometimes they just want to make jokes... I hate when floor is melting - you just can't go outside without drawing attention... But hey! It's not easy to walk on liquid ground!

Mwhuhaha! Soon we'll have enough to take over the county!

Hi everyone! He's back, and more dishonorable than ever!

Name: Dishonorable Scum
Real Name: The Unspeakable One
Your name for real, god damn it: Jacob Chmielewski (there, now wouldn't you just rather call me "The Unspeakable One"?)
Pseudonyms: That crazy old goat, etc.
Talents: World domination, Scrabble, and shouting "Silence, you fool!"
Do the voices talk to you: They speak only when spoken to
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? They tell me exactly what I want to hear. If not, I whip them and listen to their screams.
Pie: Rhubarb
Are the walls moving in on you?: Damn, Igor's been fiddling with the masher again! Igor, you fool! I told you not to press that button while I'm in the laboratory!

:p

Name: yeah, my parents gave me one
Real Name: how real?
Your name for real, god damn it: ok...ok... (yeesh!) Bianca
Pseudonyms: Chikita, B, Ai, Gremlin, Brat-girl
Talents: uh... writing
Do the voices talk to you: yeah! And you're jealous!
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? They are my muses and most of them on are busy. Can I take a message?
Pie: meh
Are the walls moving in on you?: no...but you might want to check yours.

Name: Clockstoapingothreemungheetree
Real Name: Bizarro Stormy
Your name for real, god damn it: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!1!!!1
Pseudonyms: No thanks, I'm not hungry right now.
Talents: Pooping, making shirts out of staples, talking to flaming monkeys.
Do the voices talk to you: Which voices? The ones behind me, in my eyes, or over near you?
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? They always ask for a donut and then they harass me. One's name is Scott and John, sometimes his name is Mr. Finger.
Pie: 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 48610 45432 66482 13393 60726 02491 41273 72458 70066 06315 58817 48815 20920 96282 92540 91715 36436 78925 90360 01133 05305 48820 46652 13841 46951 94151 16094 33057 27036 57595 91953 09218 61173 81932 61179 31051 18548 07446 23799 62749 56735 18857 52724 89122 79381 83011 94912 98336 73362 44065 66430 86021 39494 63952 24737 19070 21798 60943 70277 05392 17176 29317 67523 84674 81846 76694 05132 00056 81271 45263 56082 77857 71342 75778 96091 73637 17872 14684 40901 22495 34301 46549 58537 10507 92279 68925 89235 42019 95611 21290 21960 86403 44181 59813 62977 47713 09960 51870 72113 49999 99837 29780 49951 05973 17328 16096 31859 50244 59455 34690 83026 42522 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Are the walls moving in on you?: What walls? I'm out in the desert! But there is a cactus walking towards me!

Name: X.
Real Name: M^34xfnue fnordx22airpotato943and.
Your name for real, god damn it: I don't know. I think it broke.
Pseudonyms: "Arg, my throat!", "OMG!" and "Wha....?"
Talents: Mullets spontaneously combust within a 12 meter radius of my fingernails, lightning always seems to spell out "SPAM! LOL" whenever I say Foot, and... um... procastination.
Do the voices talk to you: Only when I sacrifice people. When I'm lonely I often kill people for a decent conversation.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: I dunno. I did hear something like "Cthulhu Fhtagn!" however.
Pie: Excuse me.
Are the walls moving in on you?: Yes. I blame the goverment. These mental asylums really aren't up to the standard they should be.

Mwhuhaha! Soon we'll have enough to take over the county!
Am I worthy to enter this Holy Mountain of Mushrooms? Voices told me "just ask him if you are accepted to add info about membership in NS Asylum Society to your sign..." But I didn't understood them...

Name: Man of Steel
Real Name: Romanov
Your name for real, god damn it: Peter the Great
Pseudonyms: Boss
Talents: I have memorized 300 diffrent Bruce Campbell catch phrases and can undress people at will with my eyes
Do the voices talk to you: Yeah but always with the accent!
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? Gorbachav was here a few days ago didn't say much
Pie: American Pie!
Are the walls moving in on you?: NO but oh god the sheep there everywhere!!

Am I worthy to enter this Holy Mountain of Mushrooms? Voices told me "just ask him if you are accepted to add info about membership in NS Asylum Society to your sign..." But I didn't understood them...
Yes, everyone here is a member of the Society.

Name: Gymoor II: Electric Bugaloo
Real Name: Duke Colonus Spazticus
Your name for real, god damn it: Jeremy
Pseudonyms: Hey you. Lefty. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Talents: Puns. Facetiousness. Seductive Cookery. Puns.
Do the voices talk to you: Only when I take my aluminium fedora off. Sometimes they give me the silent treatment when I'm indiscrete with their secrets.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? That would be telling.
Pie: Cheesecake (Not a cake. It's really a custard pie.)
Are the walls moving in on you?: They failed to pay the rent, so I kicked them out.

Yes, everyone here is a member of the Society.

So, what exactly does this society do?

What is this 'Society'?

What is this 'Society'?

Those that need to ask are the only one's who know.

Name:Amanda
Real Name:Amanda
Your name for real, god damn it:Amanda, god damn it
Pseudonyms:angel, little turtle, mistress
Talents:master manipulator, thief, and con artist. I also swim!
Do the voices talk to you:only in the morning-then they all go to work
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?well, one of them is a little fish that translates other galactic languages and dialects for me...many of which are the other voices in my head.
Pie: banana cream with 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944.... on top
Are the walls moving in on you?: hard to say because sometimes I move in on the walls

umm did i pass the test? can i join?

umm did i pass the test? can i join?
Yep, you're in.

Name: I have many.
Real name: Abd al'Azrad
Your name for real, god damn it: Why should I do such a thing?
Pseudonyms: Bael. Sutekh. Hasatan. Deus ex Oblivione. The King of Rot. Balor. Ammit, the Soul Devourer. Dispater. Tiamat. Dead Jack. Aleph-Null. Narlato Tophis. Algol, the Daemon Star.
Talents: I am eternal.
Do the voices talk to you: They whisper down from the stars. I whisper back.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: They talk about the spaces between the stars, and of the cracks in reality. They whisper of the colours beyond time, of the Tindalosian Hounds, of seething nuclear chaos. They are you and I, and we are they.
Pie: I have long passed any need for material sustanance. I draw my life from the mad dreams of the sleeping dead.
Are the walls moving in on you?: There are no walls, here on the Outside.

Name: Errrrr
Real Name:Huh?
Your name for real, god damn it:Whaa
Pseudonyms:Psyeudowhat
Talents:let me think...
Do the voices talk to you:not after I told them to shut up... shut up.... SHUT UP!!!
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?I can't tell you... they promised to do mean and nasty things to my dolly if I did.
Pie: are square
Are the walls moving in on you?: what walls... hey! where'd they come from!! :eek:

Name: Silver
Real Name: Sky
Your name for real, god damn it: Alfredo, god damn it
Pseudonyms: Fonzi, Fredo
Talents: Lazyness, making skittles diappear in my mouth, manipulating stupid people
Do the voices talk to you: YES!
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? A smart cat, a hyperactive dog, and some hot crazy chick, they tell me too post on NS!
Pie: :eek:
Are the walls moving in on you?: No, they moved away, but I think they're just biding their time and planning!!!!! :eek:

Name:
DWAR

Real Name:
Reseviour?

Your name for real, god damn it:
No habla espanol

Pseudonyms:
Deathwitharifle

Talents:
I'm a damn good shot with a rifle.........

Do the voices talk to you:
It depends on what day it is

No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?
They tell me Q, 37, Pi, and green
They say they are the grim reaper, a piece of Pi, an eight ounce hunk of lead, and something about the spanish inquisition

Pie:
Pi

Are the walls moving in on you?:
Not anymore, I got a nice sledge hammer

Name: Can't say.
Real Name::( I really can't say.
Your name for real, god damn it:>( I SAID I CAN'T SAY!
Pseudonyms: Huh?
Talents: I can burn things really, really well.
Do the voices talk to you: Yes.
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they?: They tell me to pour excessive amounts of Nitrogen Tri-iodide(spelling?) on my school system's schools.
Pie: Ok!
Are the walls moving in on you?: Sometimes....

Name: Boonytopia
Real Name: John Smith. Hah, try finding me now you bastards!
Your name for real, god damn it: I think you already know. *looks carefully around*
Pseudonyms: Bruce the Hoon, Sarah Connor.
Talents: I wish!
Do the voices talk to you: Who else would they be talking to?
No matter your answer for the above, what do they tell you and who are they? Often they tell me to have another beer. Maybe they work for the breweries?
Pie: with sauce
Are the walls moving in on you?: They would if I let them in the front door.

Ahem. J. That is all.