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Llamas vs. Squirrels

Iquazah
26-07-2005, 01:31
So llamas are a better national animal than squirrels (clearly -_-); why? :D
Pain and Misery
26-07-2005, 01:32
wow...great first posting.
Mharke
26-07-2005, 14:00
IDIOT! squirrels obviously own llamas! all llamas do is spit! a squirrel can take an arm in ONE scratch if its backed into a corner!
Zouloukistan
26-07-2005, 14:13
IDIOT! squirrels obviously own llamas! all llamas do is spit! a squirrel can take an arm in ONE scratch if its backed into a corner!
Ah! I thought it was evident! A squirel is just like, cute, man, and the llama, y'know, all it does is spitting all day long...

Here in Canada (*waves flag*), the squirels are just like the beavers and the mooses... there are... like... y'know...

Oh and crap, you know what I mean!
Do you?
Monkeypimp
26-07-2005, 14:15
Pablo rules.
Ph33rdom
26-07-2005, 14:42
Llamas rock all over squirrels. For the obvious reason that Llamas are big enough to carry automatic rodent targeting machine gun nests on their backs and squirrels can only throw nuts on the Llama's head just before the automatic targeting device aims the dual barreled 20 millimeter cannons and blows the head off of the fuzzy tailed glorified rat.
Jeruselem
26-07-2005, 14:45
This topic never dies :D
Hobabwe
26-07-2005, 14:51
Llamas rock all over squirrels. For the obvious reason that Llamas are big enough to carry automatic rodent targeting machine gun nests on their backs and squirrels can only throw nuts on the Llama's head just before the automatic targeting device aims the dual barreled 20 millimeter cannons and blows the head off of the fuzzy tailed glorified rat.

I seriously doubt whether a 20mm cannon will "just" blow the head of the squirrel, more likely, any sort of evidence of the squirells existence will be removed by twinned 20mm guns :D
Ph33rdom
26-07-2005, 14:58
I seriously doubt whether a 20mm cannon will "just" blow the head of the squirrel, more likely, any sort of evidence of the squirells existence will be removed by twinned 20mm guns :D

Ah, yes :p , my mistake. Perhaps a faint red misting fog, a fine spray of fur flecks and wafting squirrel scent is all that would be left. :D
Hobabwe
26-07-2005, 15:09
Ah, yes :p , my mistake. Perhaps a faint red misting fog, a fine spray of fur flecks and wafting squirrel scent is all that would be left. :D

/nod
Bored School Children
26-07-2005, 15:19
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
I couldn't resist...