NationStates Jolt Archive


The Naked Tickler!

World wide allies
25-07-2005, 15:56
Beware old ladies of Florida!

I don't know what quite to say .. but it made me laugh.



Investigators in New Smyrna Beach, Fla., are warning homeowners about a naked man who has broken into at least seven homes and tickled sleeping elderly women with a feather or fingers, police told Local 6 News.



http://www.local6.com/news/4754326/detail.html?subid=22100428&qs=1;bp=t
QuentinTarantino
25-07-2005, 15:59
Holy shit, there on to me.
Amani Amore
25-07-2005, 16:18
LMFAO :D it'd be really funny if they caught him and arrested him... besides indecent public exposure, and breaking in to these womens' houses, what would they charge him for? illegal tickling?
Randomlittleisland
25-07-2005, 17:47
:D (need I say more?)
Achtung 45
25-07-2005, 17:59
lol wtf!?
Sumamba Buwhan
25-07-2005, 18:03
I bet he could probably just offer his services and the old ladies would come running.
[NS]Ihatevacations
25-07-2005, 18:04
LMFAO :D it'd be really funny if they caught him and arrested him... besides indecent public exposure, and breaking in to these womens' houses, what would they charge him for? illegal tickling?
in florida? maybe
Gymoor II The Return
25-07-2005, 18:04
Is he French?
Lunatic Goofballs
26-07-2005, 02:23
I swear I haven't been to Florida in months. :p
San Texario
26-07-2005, 02:27
I swear I haven't been to Florida in months. :p

I was about to say, this is worthy of LG.
Kroisistan
26-07-2005, 02:31
L O L.

This and that guy getting sodomized to death by a horse are the greatest news stories I've ever seen anywhere.
Naturality
26-07-2005, 11:00
"It's terribly shocking," neighbor Mary Oliver said. "I think about it and a couple of times I woke up and couldn't help looking down to the foot of the bed and wondering if somebody is there ready to play with my toes. It's funny but it's not funny."

LoL .. that's cute.
Hobabwe
26-07-2005, 11:08
that guy getting sodomized to death by a horse are the greatest news stories I've ever seen anywhere.

:confused:

in the quiet words of the virgin mary: Come again ?