NationStates Jolt Archive

US Military unveils new weapon

Emporer Pudu

25-07-2005, 13:29

The US Military unveils their new EPHLOGBCPW ...
Elastically Powered Hand Launched Optically Guided Bruise-Causing Projectile Weapon."
will cause major bruises and pain in the ass when used right.

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Jeruselem

25-07-2005, 13:35

It can delivery biological payloads too ... namely rotten fruit.

E Blackadder

25-07-2005, 13:40

i bet osama is shaking in his little cotton socks

Randomlittleisland

25-07-2005, 15:03

If they ever work out bows and arrows we'll be in trouble...