Oldest sex toy discovered...
Cabra West
25-07-2005, 13:07
Just thought I'd share this one, it sure made me smile:
Ancient phallus unearthed in cave
A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say.
The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura.
The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone.
Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report. ...
Read it all here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4713323.stm)
BackwoodsSquatches
25-07-2005, 13:10
Leave it to the Germans ......
Jeruselem
25-07-2005, 13:14
So what's changed since then? :p
The Charr
25-07-2005, 13:16
I hope they washed it before they started examining it...
Cabra West
25-07-2005, 13:17
So what's changed since then? :p
They come with batteries nowadays... :D
Cabra West
25-07-2005, 13:19
I hope they washed it before they started examining it...
I hope they haven't. Otherwise they couldn't determine if it was used by men or women ;)
Gay cavemen, now that would be cool *lol
Jeruselem
25-07-2005, 13:25
I hope they haven't. Otherwise they couldn't determine if it was used by men or women ;)
Gay cavemen, now that would be cool *lol
Reminds me of ...
Meet The Flintstones
Flintstones, Meet the Flintstones
They're a modern stone age family
From the, town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the, courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're, with the Flintstones
Have a yabba, dabba, doo time
A dabba doo time
We'll have a gay, old time!
what is messing me up is the fact that it was found in 14 different fragments....
I see german women have not changed much in the last few millenia.... ;)
BackwoodsSquatches
25-07-2005, 13:30
I hope they haven't. Otherwise they couldn't determine if it was used by men or women ;)
Gay cavemen, now that would be cool *lol
Wasnt Ringo Starr in a movie with some gay cavemen?
FairyTInkArisen
25-07-2005, 13:36
Wasnt Ringo Starr in a movie with some gay cavemen?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082146/
Randomlittleisland
25-07-2005, 14:32
Odd, I was expecting it to be the French. :D
Cabra West
25-07-2005, 14:38
Odd, I was expecting it to be the French. :D
May have been imported, you know.
Just thought I'd share this one, it sure made me smile:
Trying to get another thread locked, are we? :rolleyes:
Odd, I was expecting it to be the French. :D To put some historical perspective on this, the people of modern day France are descended, in part, from Germanic tribes.
To put some historical perspective on this, the people of modern day France are descended, in part, from Germanic tribes.
You could almost think that Germany and France were the same country once... ;)
You could almost think that Germany and France were the same country once... ;)
Got to love Charlemagne.
Iztatepopotla
25-07-2005, 15:16
To put some historical perspective on this, the people of modern day France are descended, in part, from Germanic tribes.
Although those arrived to Europe much much later than the people who made this... erm... tool 28,000 years ago. Modern French and German probably have very little, if any, relation to them.
Although those arrived to Europe much much later than the people who made this... erm... tool 28,000 years ago. Modern French and German probably have very little, if any, relation to them.
You, stop ruining my point with your facts. :p
Gift-of-god
25-07-2005, 15:20
I have to nominate this as the best thread ever.
Eutrusca
25-07-2005, 15:21
To put some historical perspective on this, the people of modern day France are descended, in part, from Germanic tribes.
Hmm. Must have been a break-away group fleeing Germanic prudery. :D
I'll bet that was cold going in :eek:
OHidunno
25-07-2005, 15:34
I have to nominate this as the best thread ever.
seconded!