The Pope will be pissed...
http://yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_22620.shtml
:D Don't worry, no spoilers.
It's all fake obviously. Still a good laugh
Greater Valia
25-07-2005, 06:55
One down...
Keruvalia
25-07-2005, 07:03
Darwin is somewhere laughing his ass off right now.
New Foxxinnia
25-07-2005, 07:13
What a sad, sad little man.
Zatarack
25-07-2005, 07:19
One less loony mouth to feed.
Ravenclaws
25-07-2005, 07:19
This has got to be a gee-up.
You know, from how the article was written, I have serious doubts that its real...
Kreitzmoorland
25-07-2005, 07:38
You know, from how the article was written, I have serious doubts that its real...
looky here:
Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column at www.borowitzreport.com and is the author of a new book, The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers.
looky here:It's too early and I'm recuperating from a bad Saturday night... and I'm too lazy to bother looking things up on my own right now... :D
Randomlittleisland
25-07-2005, 15:08
For anyone who hasn't read the book yet it turns out that Voldemort is Harry's father's cousin's uncle's golf-partner's flat-mate. Bet you didn't see that one coming.
Iztatepopotla
25-07-2005, 15:23
For anyone who hasn't read the book yet it turns out that Voldemort is Harry's father's cousin's uncle's golf-partner's flat-mate. Bet you didn't see that one coming.
"Your schwartz is as big as mine"
I guess in this case it'll have to be the wands.
The odd one
25-07-2005, 15:39
"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one,"
there's no way anyone would say this about a freind who had recently committed suicide. this can't be serious.
UpwardThrust
25-07-2005, 16:34
Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.
I like this ... cause one idiot killed himself over something so trivial they propose to restrict free speech on the federal level
... thats horrible
UberPenguinLand
25-07-2005, 16:45
It's a joke people. A joke.
The odd one
25-07-2005, 16:47
I like this ... cause one idiot killed himself over something so trivial they propose to restrict free speech on the federal level
... thats horrible
did you,.... actually believe this?
UpwardThrust
25-07-2005, 16:51
did you,.... actually believe this?
I guess I did … amazing stupidity exists in the world and the page posted was not one of my known joke pages
Grats on getting me
Turquoise Days
25-07-2005, 16:54
<snip> :D Reads like something out of TheOnion, non?
The Stoic
25-07-2005, 17:59
:D Reads like something out of TheOnion, non?
It does. And given the lack of the Onion's distinctive logo, and the extreme reactions some people have to spoilers, one could almost believe this.
But not quite.
Robot ninja pirates
25-07-2005, 18:45
You can tell by the wording that it's fake.