NationStates Jolt Archive

Hopefully, no one misses the irony. :D

http://maconareaonline.com/news.asp?id=11533

Damn it..I refuse to lose my cynicism in order to live longer!

Hopefully, no one misses the irony. :D

http://maconareaonline.com/news.asp?id=11533

Hypocricy, not irony.

hypocrisy presented with ironic intent. :p

It just makes me happy that Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter will die an early death.

HOW DARE THEY SAY THAT!!! JUST BECAUSE I'M ANGRY DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO DIE SUDDE

lol
Guess I should get around to all that stuff I've been planning eh?

It just makes me happy that Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter will die an early death.

When you put it like that, it sounds really good!.. LOL :D

When you put it like that, it sounds really good!.. LOL :D

In fact, I'm hoping for some horrific death tableau involving Coulter, O'Reilly in a french maid outfit, Hannity's sentient hair-loaf and a falafel all together in a seedy hotel.

And yet, Dick Cheney is not dead yet. Go figure.

And yet, Dick Cheney is not dead yet. Go figure.

Actually, I'm pretty sure he is. He made certain "deals" though.

Meh. Hate and loathing will keep me alive to see my enemies crushed and driven before me.

I'll outlive you all! JUST SEE IF I DON'T! :mad:

HOW DARE THEY SAY THAT!!! JUST BECAUSE I'M ANGRY DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO DIE SUDDE

Actually it does mean that you will die suddenly. Could be because your anger could suddenly lead to a situation where your life is taken.

Actually it does mean that you will die suddenly. Could be because your anger could suddenly lead to a situation where your life is taken.

Someone missed the humour...

I believe I did, but I don't care.

Actually it does mean that you will die suddenly. Could be because your anger could suddenly lead to a situation where your life is taken.

A swing and a miss.

Hopefully, no one misses the irony. :D

http://maconareaonline.com/news.asp?id=11533
So, according to the article, I can now be just as hostile as I want and it won't affect my health? KEWL!

Go to $(*&$%)(*& you )(*&@$(*&_)_) little )($%(*&@#$)(*!!!! :D

So, according to the article, I can now be just as hostile as I want and it won't affect my health? KEWL!

Go to $(*&$%)(*& you )(*&@$(*&_)_) little )($%(*&@#$)(*!!!! :D

Where should I send the flowers? :D

What!? GODDAMMIT!!!! IF I WANT TO GET ANGRY, I'M GOING TO GET ANGRY!!!!

This is just propaganda by left-wing rightists who actually want to scare us all into submission. INTO SUBMISSION, I TELL YOU!!!!

WELL, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS, THEY CAN ALL ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE, THEY... THEY... AAAAARRRGHHH!!!!

*bursts an artery*

*dies*

X-P

And following the publication of this article, a great many of the older generation on Nationstates were found dead by the computers the next day, frothing at the mouth with their hearts burst....

hahahahahahahahaha that's all I got to say.

Except that I don't get angry. I get coldly, rationally, even. Too much adreneline throws off the aim...

I'm a certified rat-bastard whose blood pressure is so low I got in trouble at an Aid Station once.

So, I'm not apt to have too many problems with hostility... just with cleaning up the mess when I'm done... :eek:

Except that I don't get angry. I get coldly, rationally, even. Too much adreneline throws off the aim...

I'm a certified rat-bastard whose blood pressure is so low I got in trouble at an Aid Station once.

So, I'm not apt to have too many problems with hostility... just with cleaning up the mess when I'm done... :eek:

I wonder what the life-expectancy of sociopaths is? :p

I wonder what the life-expectancy of sociopaths is? :p

Sociopaths outlive everyone else. Didn't you know? (Partly because we kill everyone around us, but...)

:p

Sociopaths outlive everyone else. Didn't you know? (Partly because we kill everyone around us, but...)

:p

Normally, that might be the case. But sociopaths tend to force everyone else to band together against them. I'd put my money on a double knock out.

All that study found was that young people who already had heart disease were more liable to die if they got angry. It says nothing of people who don't have heart disease and yet get hostile, which means I'm in the clear.