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I'm going to Six Flags tomorrow and it got me thinking about my fun house idea. Of course the natural progression is to an amusement park.

Goofball World.

Could you imagine what an amusement park created by me would be like?

Of course, in todays insurance and law suit crazed world, an amusement park like mine couldn't exist. Heaven forbid a few guests get roughed up a bit by a ride. I'd certainly try to keep accidental fatalities to a minimum.

But I can dream, can't I?

Meh, I'm having enough nightmares lately, I don't need another, thank you very much... (:p)

Meh, I'm having enough nightmares lately, I don't need another, thank you very much... (:p)

Aww, you'd love it. Except maybe the 'Prison Convict' chase. That's where you are sent on an adventurous ride through a prison in a little battery-powered buggy and you have to make it back out alive and 'intact'. :)

I'm going to Six Flags tomorrow and it got me thinking about my fun house idea. Of course the natural progression is to an amusement park.

Goofball World.

Could you imagine what an amusement park created by me would be like?

Of course, in todays insurance and law suit crazed world, an amusement park like mine couldn't exist. Heaven forbid a few guests get roughed up a bit by a ride. I'd certainly try to keep accidental fatalities to a minimum.

But I can dream, can't I?
Whoa..wait. You're in Texas? I'm not aware of another Six Flags..My backyard suddenly feels unsafe (it's a great mudspot when really wet). :p

I'd go to it, so long as there were no clowns. No offense, LG, but I'm not too fond of them in make up. Not sure why.

Aww, you'd love it. Except maybe the 'Prison Convict' chase. That's where you are sent on an adventurous ride through a prison in a little battery-powered buggy and you have to make it back out alive and 'intact'. :)
Don't tempt me... I'm feeling "tired of life" of late... suicide wouldn't be an option, but put me in a situation where others might do it for me and I might not resist... :D

Hmmm.... I don't depends on how much you wanna pay for insurance.... Not only that but the idea my child being fed to the crocidiles doesn't sound to appealing to geusts huh?

Whoa..wait. You're in Texas? I'm not aware of another Six Flags..

are you serious? there are six flags parks from washington and california to massachusetts, maryland, and new jersey - not to mention those in georgia, ohio, illinois, colorado, and kentucky. new orleans is home to one, also.

there's one in canada, too - and another in mexico.

i'm sure there are more, but those are the ones i can think of offhand. ;)

are you serious? there are six flags parks from washington and california to massachusetts, maryland, and new jersey - not to mention those in georgia, ohio, illinois, colorado, and kentucky. new orleans is home to one, also.

there's one in canada, too - and another in mexico.

i'm sure there are more, but those are the ones i can think of offhand. ;)

...Wow. I feel just ever so slightly stupid. And a bit more safe. ;)

Whoa..wait. You're in Texas? I'm not aware of another Six Flags...
It’s called Fiesta Texas, and I happen to have a season pass! :D

It’s called Fiesta Texas, and I happen to have a season pass! :D

lol, fun place, but the food is way overpriced, imo.

Speaking of food, what kind would be at your park, LG? Besides tacos. :p

Build the park on a boat then sail it into international waters where nobody can sue:

Artists impression
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Build the park on a boat then sail it into international waters where nobody can sue:

*snip*

LOL..that's awesome. But I think he'd require a converted aircraft carrier.

Whoa..wait. You're in Texas? I'm not aware of another Six Flags..My backyard suddenly feels unsafe (it's a great mudspot when really wet). :p

I'd go to it, so long as there were no clowns. No offense, LG, but I'm not too fond of them in make up. Not sure why.


There are several Six Flags theme parks. I'm speaking of Six Flags New England in Agawam, Massachusetts.

ANd if there are any clowns in my theme park, they will all be evil. Thus eliminating any doubts. :)

Oh oh, and instead of putting those crappy "Lunatic Goofball" flags on all the lampposts, put Soviet flags everywhere! And their anthem playing on the P.A.!

lol, fun place, but the food is way overpriced, imo.

Speaking of food, what kind would be at your park, LG? Besides tacos. :p

Hmm... probably the usual fare. You know, pizza, hot dogs. etc.

Lots of beer. :)

And Goofball's Famous Chili. I make an awesome chili. :)

LOL..that's awesome. But I think he'd require a converted aircraft carrier.

Hmm... Excellent notion guys...

*rubs chin thoughtfully*

Hmm... probably the usual fare. You know, pizza, hot dogs. etc.

Lots of beer. :)

And Goofball's Famous Chili. I make an awesome chili. :)
Will you be in the bathrooms personally apologizing for making our asses explode?

There are several Six Flags theme parks. I'm speaking of Six Flags New England in Agawam, Massachusetts.

ANd if there are any clowns in my theme park, they will all be evil. Thus eliminating any doubts. :)

I think I can handle evil ones. After all, I am evil, myself.

Hmm... Excellent notion guys...

*rubs chin thoughtfully*

I thought you'd like that. Make sure it's nuclear powered, though.

Will you be in the bathrooms personally apologizing for making our asses explode?

He apologizes for his pranks? Since when?

Will you be in the bathrooms personally apologizing for making our asses explode?

I'll film it. :)

There are several Six Flags theme parks. I'm speaking of Six Flags New England in Agawam, Massachusetts.

ANd if there are any clowns in my theme park, they will all be evil. Thus eliminating any doubts. :)


Im only coming if, while on rollercoaster for instance, I get to take potshots at the Evil Clown who is waiting for me at the end of the ride.

You know..like during the Big hill at the start...I get to empty the clip at the evil greasepaint wearing devil with the red floppy shoes....(no doubt so comically large as to conceal different weaponry.)

Im only coming if, while on rollercoaster for instance, I get to take potshots at the Evil Clown who is waiting for me at the end of the ride.

You know..like during the Big hill at the start...I get to empty the clip at the evil greasepaint wearing devil with the red floppy shoes....(no doubt so comically large as to conceal different weaponry.)

I'm all in favor of self defense. :) Especially since the evil clown is probably operating a trap door lever ready to drop you into a vat of rancid pid manure.