NationStates Jolt Archive

Poll coming...

Remember that Google SafeSearch should be set to "Strict", and ALWAYS USE "I'm Feeling Lucky", for these to appear properly.

Options:

"ignorant bigots": Returns the "Christian Voice" homepage.

"Ladrones" (Spanish for "robbers"): Returns the "Sociedad General de Autores y Editores", which does the same thing as the American RIAA, but in Spain.

"miserable failure": Returns the offical biography of George W. Bush.

"Armas de destruccion masiva" (Spanish for "Weapons of Mass Destruction": It returns a funny error page about WMDs not being found.

"Miserabile fallimento" (Italian for "miserable failure"): Returns the offical homepage of the Italian Prime Minister.

"Waffles": Leads to John Kerry's website.

"lying sack of shit": Leads to the Australian Attorney General's page on the Pariliament of Australia website.

"swivel eyed loons": Leads to the UK Independence Party Official Website.

"French military victories": Everybody knows this one. ;)

""Arabian Gulf" does not exist": It returns a funny error page.

Other one I wanted in, but didn't have room:

"kretyn" (Polish for "cretin"): Returns information on Polish politian Andrzej Lepper.

Sorry, but the all time is still the one for Rick Santorum. (http://spreadingsantorum.com) It links to this website (http://spreadingsantorum.com). And thanks for giving me another legitimate opportunity to google-bomb Rick Santorum (http://spreadingsantorum.com).

"motherfucker": US Geological Survey (somebody was fired)

"useless": Metacrawler Search Engine (coincidence?)

"porn": Spanish version of the CDC website (two government pages)

Sorry, but the all time is still the one for Rick Santorum. (http://spreadingsantorum.com) It links to this website (http://spreadingsantorum.com). And thanks for giving me another legitimate opportunity to google-bomb Rick Santorum (http://spreadingsantorum.com).

It does? It didn't for me fifteen minutes ago when I made the poll...

It does? It didn't for me fifteen minutes ago when I made the poll...
Damn--you know what it is? Rick Santorum takes you to the Senate page, but Santorum by itself goes to the spreading santorum page.

Damn--you know what it is? Rick Santorum takes you to the Senate page, but Santorum by itself goes to the spreading santorum page.

Not with SafeSearch on. But you are right: It does go there when it's off. :)

Not with SafeSearch on. But you are right: It does go there when it's off. :)
Didn't think of that--I haven't had safesearch on for so long I forgot it existed. :D

Didn't think of that--I haven't had safesearch on for so long I forgot it existed. :D
Safe search? What is that?

Safe search? What is that? :confused:

"French military victories": Everybody knows this one.

or "Armas de destruccion masiva" (Spanish for "Weapons of Mass Destruction": It returns a funny error page about WMDs not being found.

Not with SafeSearch on. But you are right: It does go there when it's off. :)

There is a SafeSearch? :rolleyes:

Anyway, I think the Ignorant Bigots one was funny and Waffles...

Have you ever just done a regular search for "miserable failure"? George W. Bush is first, Jimmy Carter is second. At least Google is non-partisan. :D

Ahahaha, the French actually had victories!? Ahahahaha, the French suck!

(Note, I know the French had victories, mostly under Napoleon, but you know, nobody likes the French.)

"French military victories"

...no brainer for me :D

"Worst President"

I didn't even know about this one until I ran into it recently searching it into google.

There is a SafeSearch? :rolleyes:

Yea, it and it must be enabled ("strict")for most of those on the list to appear as number one. The one you posted is the only exception. ;)

Here's the screenshot for evidence:

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/3207/save4oa.jpg (http://imageshack.us)