NationStates Jolt Archive

You remember Pokemon, that Japanese plot to corrupt our nation's youth and create an army to overthrow the government...or not. Anyway, create your own pokemon. List its abilities, type, what kind of drugs it takes, and what sort it is, and what it evolves into or something like that. Post a picture of your outlandishly deformed creature.

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what kind of drugs it takes? What pokemon game were YOU playing?

FERK!

I dunno, I wanted to read something (a seriously stupid post, for instance...) before I get to describe what could become... some crazy LSD-dope anime director-producer-actor (sort of like an unrealistic Jap W.Allen). Does that word really exists?
Anyhow...
My Pokemon.. is called PelotUdemon, it has ONE super special power... but I dun no what it is 'cause I never watched Pokemon... Ok, it's a... shut, I forgot.
It consumes massive ammounts of LSA... (loves morning glories). And when's he's high he says... FlowerPower-Mon! (I only know they keep on repeating their names, one of the reasons I decided to stay away from them...)
Anyhow, he's PelotUdemon, he's 23, but will turn 25 next month... hey, don't look at me, his calendar's messed up! He's about...234 inches tall (grab a calc) and he's purple.

Hope you like him...

Ihatevacations']what kind of drugs it takes? What pokemon game were YOU playing?
Look at me and tell me that those creatures weren't on drugs.

Wishes_to_be_as_Good_as_Jibea,_but_will_always_be_so_much_weaker mon.

Basically it looks like a piece of schizen (Sp? I don't know ask a 100% German). Its attacks include:
Jibea-Automatic kill, infinite pp
Wishes to be Jibea-Innate, makes unhurtable unless attacked by Jibea, infinite pp
Sepuku-Autokill self permantly, 1 pp

my pokemon is gayfaggeton, he doesnt do much and the gayfaggeton population is going down since they are all guys. heres a pic of too gayfaggetons kissing:fluffle:

why create your own pokemon when the undisputable best pokemon was ditto. Come on, all the monster could do was turn into other shit. best monster ever

My pokemon is Bagelmon, it's special power is that you can eat it.
It evolves into BagelWithCreamCheeseMon, which tastes much better.

This gets my vote for the thread of the year!

Umm... Probably: Osamamon

It has two attacks: Hide, Self Destruct

Name: Capitalon (From capital + talon)
Size: 1 meter (3.3ft)
Weight: 50kg (110lb)
Type: Flying/Capitalist
Powers: Wing Attack, Fly, Exploit, Swindle
Location: Electronics Dump (in the Pokémon Socialist Red and Capitalist White versions)
Description (Pokédex): This POKéMON lives off the labor of other POKéMON, using its EXPLOIT attack on them while using its SWINDLE attack on the poor customers it encounters.
Description (appearance): A fat hawk with anime-style eyes and an overstuffed wallet in its beak.

Ihatevacations']why create your own pokemon when the undisputable best pokemon was ditto. Come on, all the monster could do was turn into other shit. best monster ever
So this http://www.sens.buffalo.edu/infrastructure/labs/furnas1019/ditto.gif

could turn into him http://www.ideofact.com/archives/Satchmo.gif
or this http://www.yourdictionary.com/images/ahd/jpg/A4socket.jpg

I wish I could turn into a socket wrench...

My pokemon is named....
Ah, fergit it.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/7205/dragfly7ne.gif
my pokemon is Dragfly.
it is a dragon/grass type but looks like a bird with leaves for wings, a vine for a tial, and big leaves on its head.
its attacks are, razor leaf, wrap, vinewhip, dragon breath, and peck.

Bushimon.. And his Arch-Nemesis Osamon.

I assume half you people have never played Pokemon since you are ending their names in "mon".

UH OH! THIS JUST IN! YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS!